Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Marriage Is For Chumps, The Id Monster on Aug 17th, 2010
“We looked! Then we saw it step in on the mat! We looked! And we saw it! The Marriage Trap!” “I know it is costly And the sex is not sexy. But we can have A dog and one kid that is trendy!” “Buy the ring! Buy the ring! Buy the ring NOW! It is … Read more
Posted in Marriage Is For Chumps, Sluts, The Id Monster, Ugly Truths on Aug 3rd, 2010
AshleyMadison.com, the dating cheating website for married people, had the second-largest number of sign-ups on the day after Mother’s Day this year. Momlogic has exclusively learned that 31,427 women signed up for AshleyMadison.com yesterday — which is over ten times the average number of women who typically sign up on any given Monday. What are AshleyMadison’s first … Read more
Posted in Marriage Is For Chumps, Status Is King on May 18th, 2010
Imagine you ignored everything you read here and proposed to your girlfriend. She accepted. Would you have second thoughts if you saw her Facebook page the next day and she had changed her profile photo to this? (hat tip: Lance Armstrong’s Molester Mustache): The poor bastard who married this girl is in for a world … Read more
Posted in Game, Marriage Is For Chumps, Rules of Manhood, The Id Monster on Apr 23rd, 2010
Reader GdI wrote in the comments to yesterday’s post: All very interesting but I miss CH, whose near-daily offerings were that rarest of things online: unique. Funny, pithy, deeply irreverent, yet also profoundly based on a coherent and totally counterrevolutionary (and utterly reality-based) worldview. As Ken Tynan said, “Write heresy, pure heresy …” And so … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Marriage Is For Chumps, Reader Mailbag on Apr 6th, 2010
Reader el chief asks: Dear Sir, 1. What is the best type of man for a woman to marry? For both the man and the woman. It ain’t the badboy, cuz he will cheat or fuck off shortly after they marry, if at all. It ain’t the beta, cuz she’ll be miserable the whole time, … Read more
Posted in Girls, Marriage Is For Chumps, Self-aggrandizement, Ugly Truths on Mar 31st, 2010
The wicked knowledge is disseminating to the masses that women are natural born cheaters at heart; perhaps not as indiscriminately promiscuous as men, but neither as angelic as the Victorian and Christian ideal. Husbands all over the world are slowly becoming aware that their wives are compelled by ancient biological forces to cheat during the … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Culture, Marriage Is For Chumps, Ugly Truths on Feb 3rd, 2010
A dozen readers have emailed me these two articles about the state of American women and their marriage prospects. One even breathlessly asked if this “disproves the CH worldview”. Leaving aside for the moment the oddity of terming a keen grasp of reality as approximating something close to a “worldview”, I had a curious look at the articles. Both … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Current Events, Dating, Marriage Is For Chumps, Maxims, Ugly Truths on Dec 10th, 2009
Maxim #98: Marriage is no escape from the sexual market and the possibility that you may be outbid by a competitor with higher value. Corollary to Maxim #98: Singleness is no guarantee of full sexual market participation. Expert level commenter Whiskey left a comment about the Tiger Woods affair on a blog I read (at … Read more
Posted in Current Events, Marriage Is For Chumps, Tool Time on Dec 2nd, 2009
Which man is smarter today? Tiger Woods, who got married? Or George Clooney, single and never without a happy smile on his face? If Tiger had read my blog and taken my eminently sensible advice he would not be facing the dire prospect of a nine digit cut in pay for doing EXACTLY what his … Read more
Posted in Beta, Goodbye America, Marriage Is For Chumps, Sluts, The Id Monster, Tool Time, Ugly Truths on Nov 19th, 2009
Cuckolded men. A lot of readers emailed me this New York Beta Times story about the State of Paternity in America today. Before reading, you should grab your Pepto Bismol, because your stomach is going to turn. Get ready to descend into the hell matrix of the unwitting beta male raising another man’s child, where … Read more
