Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Game, Girls, Marriage Is For Chumps, The Id Monster, Ugly Truths on Jan 11th, 2012
Alternate title for this post: Game and science: Deeply in love! Once more, from one of my favorite blogs, a study which catalogs the reasons women (and men) cheat, and confirms a few core Chateau concepts as well. None of the study results will be a surprise to regular readers. We’ll compare the study’s conclusions … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Culture, Hitting The Wall, Love, Marriage Is For Chumps, The Id Monster, Ugly Truths on Dec 29th, 2011
This is what happens when a woman who has passed into sexual worthlessness has to contemplate the stark reality of divorce from a cheating alpha male husband who fathered a child with his mistress, but who still tingles his wife’s tangle. Is Maria Shriver having second thoughts about divorcing Arnold Schwarzenegger? That’s what we heard. Tipsters cite the Kennedy princess’ … Read more
Posted in Globalization, Marriage Is For Chumps on Dec 8th, 2011
Not too many innovations come out of Mexico’s ruling white elite, but this legislation seems to fit the bill. The left-leaning assembly is studying a new initiative to introduce temporary marriage licenses that would expire after two years if the couple so desires. The proposal, intended to reduce the bureaucratic costs and emotional toll of … Read more
Posted in Hungry Hungry Hippos, Marriage Is For Chumps on Nov 18th, 2011
When you reward fat chicks, you get more of them. Although, to be fair to this guy, the beta looks strong in him. He probably had few options and settled when the specter of involuntary lifelong celibacy burned his dreams to the ground.
Posted in Culture, Marriage Is For Chumps, Self-aggrandizement, Ugly Truths on Nov 14th, 2011
A girl pal was telling me about the uncle of one of her friends. His wife had left him, moved way out of state, and met some new guy who became her live-in boyfriend. Get this: the ex-wife refused to marry the live-in bf because she wanted to keep the alimony spigot open. Years later, … Read more
Posted in Hungry Hungry Hippos, Marriage Is For Chumps, Relationships, The Good Life, Ugly Truths on Oct 24th, 2011
Digging through the archives of the Chateau Heartiste library, we find a post about the hazards of LTRs and marriage. Now you can’t do anything without her, and she you. In the beginning, this is a necessary process to build the level of trust and bonding that distinguishes the LTR from any run of the … Read more
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Goodbye America, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Marriage Is For Chumps on Oct 5th, 2011
The only thing this picture is missing that would make it the absolute perfect representation of the de-balled and de-souled modern SWPL man-lite is a “vibrant” infant tucked into the fat bride’s meatloaf arm. secret secret, i’ve got a secret! You might call this the 21st century Western equivalent of the drawing and quartering.
Posted in Alpha, Hitting The Wall, Marriage Is For Chumps, Ugly Truths on Jun 19th, 2011
On this Father’s Day, it makes to sense to honor the lives of men who have forsaken the path of beta domestication, fat mortgages and fat wives to live the swinging single life of the harem king. Hugh Grant, middle-aged alpha male, canoodles with one two seven college coeds. His face is the picture of unbridled … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Dating, Marriage Is For Chumps, Pretty Lies, Self-aggrandizement on Jun 16th, 2011
In yesterday’s post, it was posited that later marriages are less likely to end in divorce because older spouses have fewer options in the dating market. A 24 year old wife contemplating divorce has more opportunity to jump back in the saddle than a 34 year old cougar tired of her nuptials. So according to … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Marriage Is For Chumps, Ugly Truths on Jun 15th, 2011
Because older divorcées have fewer options in the dating market. Picture two married couples. Couple A got married at 21. Couple B got married at 31. Assume for the sake of simplicity that the spouses in each marriage are the same age, and neither one has had children. At year three, Couple A stops having … Read more
