Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Current Events, Hitting The Wall, Ugly Truths on Sep 27th, 2010
Nearly two years ago, the original Chateau host predicted that Ashton Kutcher was cheating on his cougar love, Demi: instead of sleeping their way to the top, men commit their way to the top. anyhow, give it time. most of these older female celebrity-younger male B lister couples are inherently unstable. i bet within five … Read more
Posted in Current Events, Girls, Hitting The Wall, Ugly Truths on Sep 2nd, 2010
Love is so powerful it can cause a smart person to act stupidly. So stupidly, she unintentionally kills herself. BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — A doctor involved in an “on-again, off-again” relationship apparently tried to force her way into her boyfriend’s home by sliding down the chimney, police said Tuesday. Her decomposing body was found there three days … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Hitting The Wall on Aug 27th, 2010
Demi Moore may be a beacon of light for aging cougars on the cusp of sexual worthlessness who want to crow triumphantly about all the boy toys pursuing them, but the facts are, as is usual when discussing the functioning of the dating market, quite a bit more depressing than what passes for reality in … Read more
Posted in Hitting The Wall, Self-aggrandizement, Ugly Truths on Jun 29th, 2010
Women in their late 30s are freezing their eggs because they haven’t yet found the perfect badass alpha male willing to commit to them and love them for all eternity in between time spent ruling the galaxy. A study of women at a Belgian clinic found half wanted to freeze their eggs to take the … Read more
Posted in Hitting The Wall, Misandry, Sluts, The Id Monster on Mar 30th, 2010
I wander the scorched wastelands of the human psyche, explore the depths of the musty ideologies hidden within, and drag them kicking and screaming to the oasis of cleansing truth so that you may be entertained from the comfort of your Barcalounger. My crusade over the past three years finding and eviscerating the hated enemies … Read more
Posted in Hitting The Wall, Ugly Truths on Feb 1st, 2010
the wall [thuh wawl] -noun: 1. a large, immovable monolith of frightening and awesome power capable of threshing egos and rending souls, serving as a metaphorical stoppage point at the intersection between a woman’s declining sexual attractiveness and her advancing years, beyond which female sexual desirability disappears into the misty void. FuturePundit has a post up … Read more
Posted in Girls, Hitting The Wall on Dec 11th, 2009
It’s not every day you see a mother-daughter couple where the mom is hotter and more bangable than her daughter. In fact, it’s so rare that the existence of such earns a place on this hallowed forum. The mother is on the right. Judging by the somewhat prominent manchin of the daughter, my guess is that mom married … Read more
Posted in Beta, Culture, Goodbye America, Hitting The Wall, Marriage Is For Chumps, Ugly Truths on Oct 21st, 2009
Take me to the club where the boobs all hang Give me old poontang that’s what I bang yeah Hey take me to the club where the MILFs are queen And from what I’ve seen that cooch is free -Gonna use no game -No need to mack -Gonna get me some old maid -Got a … Read more
Posted in Hitting The Wall, Hungry Hungry Hippos on Sep 29th, 2009
The pursuit of deep philosophical inquiry is a heritage of the West. This post continues in that noble tradition. For purposes of comparison we begin our thought experiment with two slender (~ BMI 19) 20 year old women of above average attractiveness. They are both at the peak of their beauty. Which will steal their most valuable … Read more
Posted in Hitting The Wall, Relationships, Rules of Manhood on Jul 21st, 2009
A lot of guys fret about meeting their girlfriends’ parents, but it’s important to do so for reasons having nothing to do with making a good impression. Your girlfriend will never catch onto the real reason you went with her to visit her parents: To collect vital information on how badly and how quickly your … Read more
