Take a look at this photo… A reader, who obviously remembers the first installment of ‘Open This Set’, sent me the above photo along with the following challenge to my manhood: Attached is a set. Your target is second from right, against the pillar. Go. I accept this mission. One, I would approach this four set obliquely, … Read more
Category Archive for 'Girls'
My source deep in the dainty underbelly of the flourishing dandy/fop subculture sent me pics of the kinds of girls that swoon for feminized Western white males. She wanted to inform me — sarcastically — of the caliber of pussy these guys are scoring. From my vantage point (my crotch), these girls are cute. Totally … Read more
Your Gay Doom
Posted in Culture, Girls, Hitting The Wall, Self-aggrandizement on Apr 20th, 2009
A reader forwarded me this Washington DC Craigslist ad from the W4M section: LTR wanted ..but not romance – 40 Reply to: xxx Date: 2009-04-19, 2:53PM EDT OK … before some men get all in an uproar, I will tell you that this is totally sincere, so please, no bashing. I am a divorced mother … Read more
The Worst (Or Best) Rejections I Ever Got
Posted in Girls, Inner Beauty on Apr 8th, 2009
Culled from a lifetime of pussy hounding (and from what I can remember): “Why would you even bother?” “Seriously?” [Looks at me with a blank stare, saying nothing.] “Tch!” [Rolls eyes and turns her back.] “Ok, I’m gonna stop you right there. See, I just saved us both time.” “Oh my god, not again.” “It would … Read more
Things Are Changing
Posted in Dating, Girls, The Big City Life on Apr 6th, 2009
Case #1 I’m on a date with a girl from a small, poor Eastern European country. She used to live there as a little girl when it was still behind the Iron Curtain. After the Soviet Death Machine fell to pieces in 1989, she moved to the US and has been here ever since. I … Read more
Results From The Female Beauty Rankings
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Girls on Mar 31st, 2009
The rankings of the ten girls from last Friday’s post are in, and the results, as expected, are pretty much in line with the general concept that men by and large share a surprisingly similar perception of what constitutes female beauty along the 1 to 10 scale. If a woman had two scores that were … Read more
Hormonal Surge
Posted in Girls, Rules of Manhood, The Big City Life, The Good Life, The Pleasure Principle on Mar 31st, 2009
Conventional wisdom is that human females don’t go into heat — that is, their ovulation is hidden from male discernment — but I believe this is only partially true. The bars and clubs during the last couple weeks have been drenched in intoxicating estrogen. I notice this each year when spring begins, right around the end … Read more
Female Beauty From 1 To 10
Posted in Girls, The Pleasure Principle on Mar 27th, 2009
It’s Female Beauty Friday! You know the drill. You rank order the ten photos below, assigning a number between 1 and 10 inclusive for each photo. DO NOT USE A NUMBER MORE THAN ONCE. The photos are in no particular order. I was careful to choose pics that represent a woman at each point on … Read more
Used
Posted in Girls, Rules of Manhood, Self-aggrandizement on Mar 23rd, 2009
Three girls, two guys. One of the guys was obviously gay. (hellOOOO) He had gay face. The girl closest to me, a blonde with a wholesome midwestern look, strokes my jacket sleeve. “I like the way your jacket feels.” “Any excuse to cop a feel, eh?” “What’s it made of?” “Silkworm. It’s very rare.” I scan … Read more
Inside The Horror Of Bridesmaid Dress Shopping
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Marriage Is For Chumps, Ridiculousness, Self-aggrandizement on Mar 20th, 2009
I had a conversation with a girl who described how she was trapped in the hell matrix of shopping for a bridesmaid dress. Here is her dispatch from the frontlines. HER: I had to go bridesmaid dress shopping on Saturday. If you thought the baby shower was gayer than gay, you have no idea. ME: haha. Was … Read more
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