A reader (name withheld) sent me a field report of his experience with a girl who continued playing the field while dating him. Women love to think they are one of a kind, not predictable, and far too complex for labels. Well they are predictable. In fact this makes a great neg. I believe men … Read more
Category Archive for 'Girls'
The Story Of A Man Who Refused To Buy A Girl A Drink
Posted in Girls, Rules of Manhood on Jan 19th, 2010
Reader Matt forwarded me the following Craigslist posting: *** Why I Didn’t Buy You a Drink – m4w – 22 (Downtown) You: Cute girl at the bar. Me: The guy you chatted with while waiting for our drinks. The Topic: Why I didn’t buy you a drink. The Audience: Women everywhere, please read this. I … Read more
Better A Bold Jerk Than A Diplomatic Niceguy
Posted in Game, Girls, Self-aggrandizement on Jan 18th, 2010
Scene: You’re at a bar with your girlfriend and one of her female friends. It’s just past dusk and the crowd is small. Your girlfriend is animatedly talking with her friend while you are holding court with some cute girl sitting across the bar, shouting jokes back and forth at each other and with the … Read more
Damian called me for some advice. Damian: So Mirabelle* [ed: no real names used] cancelled for Friday and said something came up, but she’d be OK with getting together on Sunday. Another girl playing hard to get. Any sage advice Senor StuffAMuff? Me: You’ve been on one date and you’re already scheduling a weekend night? And … Read more
Snow = Gina Tingles
Posted in Girls, The Big City Life on Dec 19th, 2009
Sitting in Tryst, watching the snow fall and eating a delicious smoked salmon sandwich, I couldn’t help but notice the glow of horniness on girls’ faces. I muse. Does a heavy blanket of snow trigger the provider beta attraction switch in women? After all, in prehistoric times in the northern lands a good snowfall meant … Read more
Newsflash! MILF Beats DILF
Posted in Girls, Hitting The Wall on Dec 11th, 2009
It’s not every day you see a mother-daughter couple where the mom is hotter and more bangable than her daughter. In fact, it’s so rare that the existence of such earns a place on this hallowed forum. The mother is on the right. Judging by the somewhat prominent manchin of the daughter, my guess is that mom married … Read more
The Ideal Lover Can Never Be The Great Boyfriend
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Girls, Relationships, Rules of Manhood on Dec 2nd, 2009
Men are burdened with a duality. We feel impelled to commit to a chaste woman but we will happily sleep around with raging sluts. Women, too, are creatures of duality. They relish the emotional connection with the great boyfriend who dotes on them and pampers them but they succumb helplessly to their raw sexuality with the ideal lover. … Read more
Blind Girl Game
Posted in Escape, Girls, The Big City Life, Vanity on Nov 25th, 2009
“Hi, I’m an interpretive guide for the Truitt exhibit. What do you think of it so far?” I looked over and saw a short, cute girl with a seeing eye dog in tow. At least, I figured it was a seeing eye dog because one, it had the telltale handlebar thing strapped to it and … Read more
Spot The Cockblock
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Girls on Nov 20th, 2009
Tough… tough… Hmm. I’m not usually challenged like this. After some serious reflection I’m going to go with the girl in the pink dress. Look at her oversized earrings and bright red lipstick. That’s a big clue she doesn’t like being ignored and will make it hard for you to hook up with her prettier friends.
Discovering A Girl’s Soul With One Simple Question
Posted in Game, Girls, Relationships on Nov 16th, 2009
I’ve written before on the practical importance of screening girls for their worthiness as long term sex partners and as a sly game tactic for making yourself seem choosier to a woman you are trying to pick up. I will now share with you a question I ask girls I have been dating for a … Read more