Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Videos on Jun 27th, 2009
Maybe the greatest TV half hour ever. This episode is perfection from beginning to end. The Ring. There is very little in TV and film that promulgates my worldview. My themes are beyond the pale, which really means the truth is beyond the pale. South Park comes close. The Wire, too. Swingers and Roger Dodger contain elements. In … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Marriage Is For Chumps, Ridiculousness, Self-aggrandizement on Mar 20th, 2009
I had a conversation with a girl who described how she was trapped in the hell matrix of shopping for a bridesmaid dress. Here is her dispatch from the frontlines. HER: I had to go bridesmaid dress shopping on Saturday. If you thought the baby shower was gayer than gay, you have no idea. ME: haha. Was … Read more
Posted in Escape, Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Hitting The Wall, The Big City Life on Jan 28th, 2009
Craigslist is coughing up some gems lately. Reasons I Like My Cats More Than Any Man I Have Dated in the DC Area – 23 (For Anti-Cat Man) Reply to: XXX Date: 2009-01-27, 10:00AM EST Dedicated to the old, cat-hating man…I’ve provided a list of reasons that my two kitties are better than any of … Read more
Posted in Escape, Funny/Lolblogs, Videos on Jan 1st, 2009
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs on Dec 28th, 2008
“Wait’ll you see the size of this hole, Dick.”
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Relationships, Ridiculousness on Dec 15th, 2008
herbie the love beta When you visualize beta, he’s not always a loveless nerdo who repels girls. Sometimes, he’s the guy in the photo above nestled snugly in his girlfriend’s bosom… in public. Here we have a prime specimen. Fat chipmunk cheeks betraying aversion to physical exertion Asian girlfriend hotter, and thinner, than what he could … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs on Dec 13th, 2008
Feeling inspired (and bored), I wrote this in the comments to yesterday’s post. Instead of letting it get mired there, I’m posting it here for those who missed it. Theater Of The Beta may become a regular feature. SCENE david alexander: sexbot user extraordinaire sara: sexbot (with voice disabling upgrade) clio: human-sexbot marriage counselor shouting thomas: late generation male … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs on Dec 9th, 2008
It’s time to reveal the Craigslist ad I use to successfully pick up chicks online. This isn’t a template; it’s pretty much word for word what I post in the M4W section to entice women into my lair. I’m giving it away freely for you to learn from as I have moved on to more direct game. … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Love, Videos on Nov 23rd, 2008
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Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Videos on Nov 17th, 2008
