Damian called me for some advice. Damian: So Mirabelle* [ed: no real names used] cancelled for Friday and said something came up, but she’d be OK with getting together on Sunday. Another girl playing hard to get. Any sage advice Senor StuffAMuff? Me: You’ve been on one date and you’re already scheduling a weekend night? And … Read more
Category Archive for 'Dating'
What Does It Mean To Be Off The Market?
Posted in Alpha, Current Events, Dating, Marriage Is For Chumps, Maxims, Ugly Truths on Dec 10th, 2009
Maxim #98: Marriage is no escape from the sexual market and the possibility that you may be outbid by a competitor with higher value. Corollary to Maxim #98: Singleness is no guarantee of full sexual market participation. Expert level commenter Whiskey left a comment about the Tiger Woods affair on a blog I read (at … Read more
A Test Of Your Game
Posted in Dating, Game, The Big City Life on Dec 8th, 2009
Tonight, you are meeting a woman at a bar. This bar is in DC and it serves the best beer in the city. (It’s not Brickskeller. Those of you who live here will know which bar I’m talking about.) The woman is someone you’ve been dating for a few months. Expectations have been established. Not … Read more
It’s been a while since I tested my readers’ game skills. Let’s see how you do in the following hypothetical scenario. You’ve been dating a girl for a few months. Things are going swimmingly. The sex is hot, the time together is easy and carefree, and the affection is genuine. Pat yourself on the back, … Read more
Cornered!
Posted in Dating, Game, Psy Ops, Relationships, Rules of Manhood, Self-aggrandizement on Oct 23rd, 2009
I’ve got a very important post up at men’s magazine The Spearhead for my Friday Night Game weekly series. Excerpt: There are only three things that drain the blood faster from a man’s face than the thought of erectile dysfunction: When your wife serves you divorce papers. When you catch your woman fooling around with … Read more
Go To Speed Dating Events Where The Women Rotate
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Dating, Rules of Manhood on Sep 30th, 2009
Speed dating sucks, but if you’re set on attending speed dating events make sure you know beforehand that the women will be the ones rotating from table to table. Science explains to us why this is so: The researchers found that the speed daters who approached their partners relative to those who stayed sitting would … Read more
Jealousy
Posted in Dating, Girls, The Big City Life, The Id Monster on Aug 24th, 2009
Damian and I were out with a mixed group. One of the girls got very drunk on martinis (fast action truth serum) and pulled Damian aside for what I thought was the beginning of making beautiful music together. Later that night, Damian announced he was going home alone, and the rest of us were left with … Read more
What Foreign Men Think Of American Women
Posted in Dating, Girls, Globalization, Sluts on Jul 15th, 2009
American woman stay away from me American woman mama let me be… It’s not looking good for the American woman. Her reputation is taking a beating from all corners of the world. This Seattle Time article has some juicy quotes from British ex-pats living in the U.S. describing their experiences dating American women. American Women. You … Read more
Here is how I responded (or would respond) to the game challenges I posed in Tuesday’s post. Part A “You’re ten minutes late.” “I don’t *feel* tardy.” She doesn’t laugh. “Are you always late for dates?” You pause. She’s reacting to your lack of punctuality worse than most women. What do you do? I stared … Read more
Pulled from the headlines! A four part installment. You met a girl at a bar. (Where else are you gonna meet her, tiger? The church social?) She’s a six foot tall, 23-year-old statuesque brunette who would probably intimidate most men, but not you. You gab for twenty minutes and score the digits. On your first date four … Read more