Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Culture, Love, Status Is King, The Pleasure Principle on Feb 15th, 2008
Standing in the last minute Valentine’s Day checkout line at the supermarket with twenty other men carrying roses, cards and chocolates, I paid for my one economy sized bottle of grape seed massage oil. They eyed my purchase curiously. Suckers. *** Behold the world’s funniest (and most bitingly insightful) new blog: If you are a blue … Read more
Posted in Culture, Tool Time, Ugly Truths on Feb 13th, 2008
In the last post discussing the Japanese embrace of all things A.I., one of the commenters mentioned that Japan’s ratio of engineers to lawyers is 10 to 1, while the U.S.’s ratio is the reverse: 1 to 10. Because I have a special contempt for most lawyer chicks which impels me to fuck them hard, deep and violently until … Read more
Posted in Culture, Globalization, Tool Time on Feb 12th, 2008
I went to a Japanese cultural exhibit at the Kennedy Center. The crowd pleasing favorites were the robots. This guy rolls around answering questions in a chipper voice and shaking hands: He’d make a great politician if his answers were a little more vague. This robot, made by Toyota, plays the trumpet using a complicated … Read more
Posted in Culture, Globalization, Ridiculousness, Vanity on Feb 2nd, 2008
I think it’s retarded. But when the whole world is being retarded it pays to join them. It’ll make life easier and you’ll feel better. I’m a Killer App Konformist.
Posted in Culture, Escape, Self-aggrandizement on Jan 31st, 2008
Also known as the brozenge.* Here it cums!** Well, almost. If it does happen, here are my predictions: Market Penetration – deep and wide. Condoms are everywhere. So will be the male pill. Except for the CVS in my hood where they will be locked behind bullet proof glass and only accessible via an embarrassing … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Culture on Jan 25th, 2008
I have a theory. Here it is: The welfare state has created more pump and dumpers. I only have casual observation, not hard data, to back up my theory. I base it on the exponential increase in the past ten years of businesses teaching pickup skills to men. These are real businesses with satisfied clientele who pay in … Read more
Posted in Culture, Current Events on Jan 23rd, 2008
Heath Ledger either offed himself or OD’ed and the merchants of maudlin are in full emote braying about what a “tragedy” and a “shock” it is. Tragedy. This is one of those words that has been so bastardized by misuse and overuse that it has ceased to mean anything. What happened to Ledger was not a … Read more
Posted in Culture, The Big City Life on Jan 19th, 2008
I was woken up this morning by the sounds of movers hauling out my neighbor’s belongings. Lots of banging, scraping, and foot shuffling. I could tell the movers were black guys by their voices. Thanks to the miracle of walls that actually amplify outside sounds I was able to hear some of their conversation. “White … Read more
Facebook, and related internet social networking sites, don’t make you more friends: Social networking sites like Facebook and MySpace do not help you make more genuine close friends, according to a survey by researchers who studied how the websites are changing the nature of friendship networks. Although social networking on the internet helps people to collect hundreds … Read more
Posted in Culture, Current Events, Tool Time on Jan 16th, 2008
9:12PM – is it me or does no one speak grammatical english anymore? sometimes i have to remind myself how overflowing with the bounty of stupidity most of humanity is. 9:14PM – girl in pink dress looks 10 years older than her age. plunging neckline ineffective on such a small bosom. next! 9:16PM – interesting how the … Read more
