When are women most like beta males? When they’re in love. No, I’m not talking about the “he’s got acceptable college credentials and a good job and car” kind of ledger book love. I’m talking about the “he smells so great and I love the way he buttons his shirt from the bottom up and […]
Category Archive for 'Beta'
Soulkill
Posted in Beta, Girls, The Id Monster on Feb 14th, 2011
Would you men like to know what happens to your texts, IMs, emails and voicemails that you regret having sent to girls you tried but failed to bang? I have a story to tell… Scene: House party. Ten people sitting languidly in a living room, drinking and socializing. Seven girls, three men, including yours truly. […]
The crack team of Chateau clit crits does not review movies too often because most of what passes for entertainment in theaters is rubbish. However, once every decade or so a movie so bracing, so truthful, and so relevant to the cultural moment comes along that we feel compelled to give it a platform for […]
Is this the worst text game ever? Survey says… yes! “FF” left this comment : Hello, I’m wondering if someone could comment on my situation? I came home for xmas, and went to a xmas party at my friends last Thursday. There was a girl “Amy” there who I got introduced to but didn’t really […]
Have A Herbly Christmas!
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs on Dec 24th, 2010
Reader writes: This kid just put it up as his facebook picture for the world to share in disgust. Who took this picture? His coonty girlfriend who is about a 4.5. This kid in college was the definition of beta, a perpetual LJBF victim who seemed to relish in it. Merry Christmas man. I understand […]
Reader Walawala asks: [H]ow do you deal with chicks that suddenly start viewing [my newfound] self-confidence as being a player. “I’ll bet you have tons of girl friends…” etc.. Yes, these are shit tests, I get that, and can deal. But my problem lately has been chicks that get so attached after I bang them, […]
Between the time when the suffragettes subverted America and the rise of the dykes of feminism, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Arjuna, destined to bear the jeweled crown of Beta Overlord upon a pansy brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell […]
Paying For Sex
Posted in Beta, The Pleasure Principle on Nov 3rd, 2010
Reader “Veterans Abroad” emailed: The last bastion of feminist influence on the PUA community is the shaming conducted on men who would, now and then, pay an 18 year old freshman to lift her shirt. For the love of all things unholy, you’ve got to start heavily slamming the metrosexuals who have a problem with […]
Compare And Contrast: Two Bitter Ex-Lovers
Posted in Beta, Love, The Id Monster, Tool Time, Videos on Oct 20th, 2010
A jilted ex-boyfriend went on a scorned nerd rampage on live TV while his ex-girlfriend sat next to him. As a YouTube commenter astutely noted: That is the nerdiest smackdown ever. If this wasn’t C-span I could swear it was Comic Con. Probably the most eloquent way of saying “That bitch is a ho”. Although, […]
Beta Fights Back
Posted in Beta, Globalization, Marriage Is For Chumps, Misandry, Self-aggrandizement, The Id Monster on Sep 20th, 2010
what a mistake i have made to reputedly conceive with a woman whose face could strip bark from a tree You want to feel sorry for this poor bastard , but then you are left asking “WTF was he thinking?” Marriage and cuckolding is beta enough, but for a good-looking, high status man to hitch […]
