Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Beta, Escape, Hope and Change, The Good Life on Mar 29th, 2011
A reader emailed a heartbreaking story to the Chateau. I reprint it here in the full because there is so much in it that could serve as lessons in life, alphaness and fatherhood. As you read it, prepare to cringe. Do you see a little of yourself in the father? In the son? ****** I … Read more
Posted in Beta, Culture, Goodbye America, Tool Time on Mar 26th, 2011
“Calling You”, Blue October. Here’s a sample of the lyrics: Theres something that i cant quite explain i’m so in love with you you’ll never take that away and if i said a hundred times before expect a thousand more you never take that away well expect me to be calling you to see if … Read more
When are women most like beta males? When they’re in love. No, I’m not talking about the “he’s got acceptable college credentials and a good job and car” kind of ledger book love. I’m talking about the “he smells so great and I love the way he buttons his shirt from the bottom up and … Read more
Posted in Beta, Girls, The Id Monster on Feb 14th, 2011
Would you men like to know what happens to your texts, IMs, emails and voicemails that you regret having sent to girls you tried but failed to bang? I have a story to tell… Scene: House party. Ten people sitting languidly in a living room, drinking and socializing. Seven girls, three men, including yours truly. … Read more
The crack team of Chateau clit crits does not review movies too often because most of what passes for entertainment in theaters is rubbish. However, once every decade or so a movie so bracing, so truthful, and so relevant to the cultural moment comes along that we feel compelled to give it a platform for … Read more
Is this the worst text game ever? Survey says… yes! “FF” left this comment: Hello, I’m wondering if someone could comment on my situation? I came home for xmas, and went to a xmas party at my friends last Thursday. There was a girl “Amy” there who I got introduced to but didn’t really talk … Read more
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs on Dec 24th, 2010
Reader writes: This kid just put it up as his facebook picture for the world to share in disgust. Who took this picture? His coonty girlfriend who is about a 4.5. This kid in college was the definition of beta, a perpetual LJBF victim who seemed to relish in it. Merry Christmas man. I understand … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Beta, Game, Rules of Manhood on Dec 10th, 2010
Reader Walawala asks: [H]ow do you deal with chicks that suddenly start viewing [my newfound] self-confidence as being a player. “I’ll bet you have tons of girl friends…” etc.. Yes, these are shit tests, I get that, and can deal. But my problem lately has been chicks that get so attached after I bang them, … Read more
Between the time when the suffragettes subverted America and the rise of the dykes of feminism, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Arjuna, destined to bear the jeweled crown of Beta Overlord upon a pansy brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell … Read more
Posted in Beta, The Pleasure Principle on Nov 3rd, 2010
Reader “Veterans Abroad” emailed: The last bastion of feminist influence on the PUA community is the shaming conducted on men who would, now and then, pay an 18 year old freshman to lift her shirt. For the love of all things unholy, you’ve got to start heavily slamming the metrosexuals who have a problem with that on … Read more
