Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Alpha, The Big City Life on May 30th, 2010
Zeets phoned in from the bowels of DC. “They passed this law that puts a five cent fee on each bag you use at a store. The city’s already made something like $150K off it.” “Leftie fascists.” “So I’m standing in line at Giant and don’t have a reusable bag with pictures of basil on … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Funny/Lolblogs, Videos on Apr 16th, 2010
Impressive windup: fi’ dolla Backhand: benjamin Not even pausing to glower at the chick after slapping her: priceless (Hey, the man was in the middle of a conversation.) Giving me the opportunity to write “Morgan Freeman, in ‘Pimpslap Redemption’”: priceless infinity By the way, Morgan Freeman once said in an interview that his role as … Read more
Do you think you have what it takes to bend the world to your whim? Are you… alpha enough? Reader RF raps the wrought iron lion knocker on the heavy oak door seeking admittance to the Chateau: Night of the meeting, running game Riossy likely would approve of (though there’s always room for improvement), I … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Current Events on Mar 19th, 2010
Pretty much what I expected from a guy like Woods. Standard issue porn jive, uncreative squirts of stilted teenboy wordpimping, over the top dominance displays suggesting his swedie wife was a harridan at home, sucking him soulless with the strong arm of the law on her side. Tiger is a good example of how a … Read more
Posted in Alpha on Mar 8th, 2010
Before we begin, let me get one objection out of the way. I hate to break it to you guys reading (no I don’t) but your girlfriends and wives would cheat with any one of these celebrities I’m showcasing for this edition of spot the alpha, if the opportunity was there. Fame is the ultimate … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Current Events, Dating, Marriage Is For Chumps, Maxims, Ugly Truths on Dec 10th, 2009
Maxim #98: Marriage is no escape from the sexual market and the possibility that you may be outbid by a competitor with higher value. Corollary to Maxim #98: Singleness is no guarantee of full sexual market participation. Expert level commenter Whiskey left a comment about the Tiger Woods affair on a blog I read (at … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Goodbye America, Love on Dec 9th, 2009
Here is a photo taken in August 1939. I found it on this excellent site which showcases very old photographs. The description of the photo reads: “Unemployed lumber worker goes with his wife to the bean harvest. Note Social Security number tattooed on his arm.” Despite this man’s pauper clothes (there was little peacocking during … Read more
Time for another round of alpha assessment, where readers send in their examples of game they’ve run and hope to be judged worthy of alphatude. Case #1 Submitted by bills217: This chick is my next door neighbor – I met her and got her number, but she will not text me back, no matter what … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Marriage Is For Chumps on Nov 2nd, 2009
Despite my well-researched and logically unassailable warnings to the contrary, some of you who read me will someday decide to marry the woman of your best available options. If you do insist on acting in such a personally disadvantageous way, you should at least pop the question like an alpha male. That’s how you set … Read more
Why Tuesday? For the same reason you should sporadically cancel dates on girls. Defy expectations. Case #1 Submitted by G: So a girl texted me with a question, which I answered with one word, then gave her the following: Me: I had Chinese for lunch today. My fortune cookie read: “You have inexhaustible wisdom and … Read more
