♂😎SCIENCE😎♂ swoons for Game once again, or rather, for the biomechanical truths explored here at the Chateau. Via reader RedEleven, a slew of studies examining the role of biological sex differences in gaits and other physical motions (there is such a thing as throwing like a girl). There’s a lab in Canada that does motion […]
Read Full Post »
Posted in Alpha, Game, Girls on Jun 12th, 2015
Remember Alana Massey? No? Ok, remember the CH evisceration of her ? Ah, yes, that does ring a bell. She’s back, but in a different way, providing ugly truth fodder that’s fun for the whole family. Her Twat feed secretly tingles for a suitor who made such an impression on her that she couldn’t help […]
Read Full Post »
Chateau Heartiste, 2009 : Maxim #101: For most women, five minutes of alpha is worth five years of beta. ¡SCIENCE!, 2015 : Resisting Connection Following Social Exclusion: Rejection by an Attractive Suitor Provokes Derogation of an Unattractive Suitor Social psychologists theorize that individuals seek connection following rejection. However, accepting connection from a low status other […]
Read Full Post »
There’s nothing more comically predictable than stories about chicks doing what they do best: Digging jerks. Reader Waffles passes along a chicks dig jerks anecdote, Double Infinity Plus in a Series. Just wanted to add this to the “chicks dig jerks” evidence pile. Quite the story. A girl I know recently broke up with her […]
Read Full Post »
If the data and personal observation are accurate and America is filling up with sociopaths and psychopaths , then the best advice a person could get is how to spot psychopaths and either avoid them or defend oneself against their charming predations. As a recipient of the wicked love of one or two suprasexy sociopath […]
Read Full Post »
Posted in Alpha on Jun 2nd, 2015
Two photos, side by side, both of men tossed out by their irate girlfriends. We don’t see the men (very clearly) or their women, but we do see the ways in which each was ceremoniously dumped. Couples counselors and people who read too much Jezebel would think that the man dumped by a very angry […]
Read Full Post »
Posted in Alpha, Beta, Culture, The Id Monster on May 25th, 2015
Reader Chris from Dublin pens a stirring love letter to one of 20th Century filmdom’s most iconic (and loveable) alpha male jerkboys , and in the penning touches upon the abiding Heartistian sexual market truths that infuse the movie The Breakfast Club . It was really only a matter of time before the Chateau would […]
Read Full Post »
Posted in Alpha, Game, Videos on May 21st, 2015
Possibly the most iconic charismatic alpha male jerkboy in pre-post-America movie history is the character “Bender”, played by Judd Nelson in the (all-white) cult classic The Breakfast Club . On that topic, a reader writes, I’ve watched this movie twice this month. You really have to appreciate Bender’s alphatude. I think it would be fun […]
Read Full Post »
Check out the WOWJUSTWOW face on this broad (at 4:02) after Gavin McInnes drops a steaming deuce on a Feminist First Principle. He’s basically right. Most women (read: non-reptiles) are happier raising kids than they are raising profit margins. Most men are happier in the office than they are at home changing diapers. Men and […]
Read Full Post »
Although CH prefers the more direct means of measuring a man’s degree of alphatude , there are proxy methods for coming up with a ballpark figure for the Alpha Within. One such proxy is the amount of shit a woman will put up with from her man. The more crap she happily tolerates, the higher […]
Read Full Post »
