Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Alpha, Feminist Idiocy, Funny/Lolblogs, Ugly Truths, Videos on May 16th, 2015
Check out the WOWJUSTWOW face on this broad (at 4:02) after Gavin McInnes drops a steaming deuce on a Feminist First Principle. He’s basically right. Most women (read: non-reptiles) are happier raising kids than they are raising profit margins. Most men are happier in the office than they are at home changing diapers. Men and … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Biomechanics is God, Rules of Manhood, The Id Monster, Ugly Truths on Apr 21st, 2015
Although CH prefers the more direct means of measuring a man’s degree of alphatude, there are proxy methods for coming up with a ballpark figure for the Alpha Within. One such proxy is the amount of shit a woman will put up with from her man. The more crap she happily tolerates, the higher her … Read more
Posted in Alpha on Apr 6th, 2015
Everyday Jesus. Discuss. Nobutferreals, the AOTM is this faceless, orchestrating German man from the years 1969-1970 whose candid photos of his mistress (who is also married at the time of the affair), along with notes he wrote about the affair, were recently discovered hiding in an old abandoned suitcase (zehr romantic!). We know this because … Read more
Posted in Alpha on Nov 30th, 2014
“Anonymous” compiles an extensive list of Errol Flynn’s exploits for consideration in the AOTM contest. ****** Submitting Errol Flynn for Alpha of the century award a few interesting facts >expelled from 3 schools by age 15 for having sex with the school laundress and constant fighting >went to new guinea at age 18 to be … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Beta, Funny/Lolblogs on Nov 18th, 2014
Sandals. White tube socks. Is that a fanny pack? His fashion sense is clearly beta. But then there’s his body language. Leg up, the fulcrum of his maleness insolently displayed under her nose. If this were a gif I bet we’d see him swinging his pelvis into her. A fat nerd in the distance looks … Read more
Which man is envied by more men and desired by more women? a. The childless player who has a history of bedding beautiful, unencumbered women and is currently in a relationship with a pretty girl on the Pill, a relationship which he seasons every so often with side flings. or b. The low class oaf … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Funny/Lolblogs on Oct 21st, 2014
From Craigslist (remember that site?): thanks again for leaving me out in the rain! w4m my phone is now ruined, so I’ll have to resort to this – the way we first met. here. we both knew the other was married… but now that I tell you I’m pregnant, you have nothing to say… your … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Girls, The Id Monster on Oct 18th, 2014
A reader generously offers a glimpse into the mind of a woman stricken with “five minutes of alpha syndrome”. CH, Having been a regular reader of your blog for a while now, I couldn’t quite join-the-dots in the general ‘5-Minutes-Of-Alpha-Beats-5-Years-Of-Beta’ (or variations thereof) I couldn’t quite see it working in the ‘Real World’. Until last … Read more
Hat tip: Sunny Bunny.
Posted in Alpha, Culture, Girls, The Id Monster on Oct 1st, 2014
Two girls fighting over one man. This delightful menage a twat won’t be the theme of any mainstream rom-com any time soon, because the alpha male these two babycakes are fighting over is, allegedly, Arron (sic) Lewis, mystery meat marekiller currently suspected of murdering Arkansas real estate agent Beverly Carter. “Well I guess you made … Read more
