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• Gaul Atreides @gaulatreides

  Last Leaf

  There was a little tree
  it grew alone
  it grew proud
  "I need no one!
  I will plant my deep roots here
  cover myself in the thickest bark
  and reach to the sky
  for there is greatness in me!"

  And so he grew.
  And then other trees planted their roots near it
  And those trees shared messages between their roots
  chemical messages
  which helped them grow bigger, faster, and taller.
  Until the day came that their canopies rose above the canopy of our prideful tree
  and overshadowed it
  depriving it of sunlight

  until it began to lose its leaves
  suffocating in the shadow of the giants above it
  it refused help from trees of his kin
  it refused to set seed
  "I will grow!" it insisted
  "I will rise to my greatness!"
  and then it fell silent
  when its last leaf
  proud to the end
  fluttered to the forest floor

  to feed the trees that supplanted it

  13 hours ago
• Gaul Atreides @gaulatreides

  Now that we've skimmed the functional brahmins from India, all their poo-flinging train-splotching inbred cousins are streaming in by the millions.

  I expect and hope this will redound badly on the jeet doctors and accountants who finally cracked into White shitlib superzips.

  "You know this guy?!"

  13 hours ago
• Gaul Atreides @gaulatreides

  "Saar, please to understand, food expiration dates are for toilet shitters."

  14 hours ago
• Gaul Atreides @gaulatreides

  "What do you think about him hitting himself with a hammer to improve his looks?"

  AOC: makes it all about women

  14 hours ago
• Gaul Atreides @gaulatreides

  Coconut oil by itself might get you to spf 7, which doesn't meet the FDA minimum threshold of spf 15 for adequate UV protection. Calcium carbonate as a texture additive might boost the spf a few points.

  If you are prone to skin cancer, you should probably stick with the FDA approved sunscreens, 30 spf or higher.

  Also, coconut oil is incredibly greasy. You like that feeling on a hot humid day? There are non-greasy sunscreen options that feel like talcum powder.

  And yes, I know it's generally a good idea to get some unfiltered sun on one's skin.

  2 days ago
• Gaul Atreides @gaulatreides

  Guess what these states all have in common?

  Nigs?

  They all voted for President Trump in 2024.

  ffs

  2 days ago
• Gaul Atreides @gaulatreides

  I would enjoy a public debate on the 2020 election fraud, but it should include the Kennedy election steal of Illinois in 1960, and the LBJ Senate election steal of Texas in 1948.

  Air out all the dirty laundry and make it so that shitlibs can't keep going to the well of "election denialism".

  2 days ago
• Gaul Atreides @gaulatreides

  Trump: "It was Iran"
  Reality: "It was Israel and jewish influence in US politics"

  2 days ago
• Gaul Atreides @gaulatreides

  "This is so terrible. Anyhow...."

  2 days ago
• Gaul Atreides @gaulatreides

  I think it can get bad enough, but by that time Whites will be too outnumbered and scattered to effectively rescue themselves.

  This was the idea behind accelerationism: to make it bad enough soon enough, before it's too late to do anything.

  2 days ago

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