A reader introduces the CH audience to Inflected Gibberish Game.
Really no point to this story but I thought it was entertaining.
I was at a math conference when I was in college and I was drinking coffee. Nothing special about the coffee except it was in a wine glass. For whatever reason they didn’t have coffee cups at the event.
Trés sophisticated!
So, some old dinosaur of a math professor asked what I was drinking. I told him, “I just woke up from a nap so I needed some coffee, even though caffeine has quite an adverse effect on me.”
I hope your pinky was extended when you said that.
He said, “Oh, I thought you were drinking brandy.”
And I said, “That has more of an adverse effect on me.”
That’s really small but there was a woman nearby who lit up. She said, “You’re such a bullshitter!”
I responded to her in Spanish, even though I don’t speak it at all.
I just spoke in a Spanish accent while speaking gibberish.
Her and I ended up fucking that night.
Thats all
OK I may as well confess, and risk a couple of girls connecting a couple of dots from a confluence of a couple of oddly aligning circumstances.
I’ve done this Fake Foreign Language gimmick with chicks, and it’s a legitimate tingle amplifier.
Girl shits tests me, (i.e., gets sassy and flirty), and I mimic a French accent and pretend to speak French in over-the-top nonsensical Frenchified dialect, (while dropping in a raunchy English word or two).
“Oui oui Madame, HAW HAW HAW zee amour parlez vous au bon pain….eeeeehh how vous say….GI-ANT….COCKAS….un gay paree…..”
The less sense you make, the wider a girl’s pussy lips part. If she’s figuring you out, she’s flooding her sprog spout.
Q: You why do their v@gez to tingle in these scenarios?
A: Because their Hamsters sense that you…
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DO. NOT. CARE.
That sense of ease, of a perfect balance in life, of the complete absence of worries, the nonchalance, the devil may care approach to life – it drives the Hamster nuts.
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>>>>> “Q: You why do their v@gez to tingle in these scenarios?”
LOLing.
I think that was supposed to have been either “Do you know why their v@gez tingle” or else simply “Why do their v@gez tingle”.
LOLing @ frigging gibberish.
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9 periods … put a bun in the oven next time
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Putting bunz -> 0venz is especially easy when you STOP CARING.
Ch!nks do it, J@ps do it,
up in L@pland little L@ps do it…
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Captain Oblivion:
Putting bunz -> 0venz is especially easy when you STOP CARING.
What a great way to raise White children. So much better than libtards who send their kids to school with niggers, or get their kids seẍ changes. They have achieved the
apexnadir of NOT CARING.I would advise you to get a vasectomy, but that is too difficult and expensive. Still requires a tiny bit too much CARING. A better solution:
Gotta STOP CARING.
Gotta give up your spergtarded obsession with being alive.
Dreamless eternal sleep beckons to you: The peace of Oblivion.
Gotta go to that Dark Place!
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>>>>> “What a great way to raise White children.”
Aristacuck, the entire point of this is that you can’t raise White ch!ldren until they actually EXIST.
And until they get pushed out of that b!rth cana1, and take their first breath, and start screaming bl00dy murd3r, those ch!ldren are nothing moar than a figment of your imagination.
Furthermore, the reason your White ch!ldren don’t yet exist [which is precisely the same reason that Roosh’s Armenian mystery meat k!ds don’t yet exist] is that you STILL CARE so much about your infinitely many spergtarded forebrain obsessions that you can’t relax & chill out sufficiently to begin the horrifying descent deep into the filth & stench of the darwinian sewer to the point where you have the nads necessary to command a ho to get off her b!rth contro1 and then knock her up.
[After which you gotta maintain frame for another n!ne m0nths, so as to make certain that she doesn’t sneak off to P1anned Murd3rh00d and snuff out the poor little k!d, on account of her Hamster suspecting that all along you were nothing moar than a Beta pretending to have been an Alpha.]
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suicidegirls!
DO. NOT. CARE.
The peace of Oblivion awaits you. Unlike your half-measure, it is truly “the complete absence of worries”. Take a “devil may care approach” to death.
Gotta go to that Dark Place. Do it.
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Show us how its done Bruce.
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No offense, but that sounds like the single stupidest game technique I have ever heard, bar none. Hey, if it works, right? Something about doing “foreign language-inflected gibberish” to a girl just seems a bridge too far though.
[CH: you have to be in a playful mood, which the girl will pick up on. Then you can turn it into a running gag until she’s gagging on your meaty swag.]
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Be White. Have high Testosterone. Best game technique ever.
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>>>>> “White… Testosterone…”
But you need that third ingredient.
If the T makes you apprehensive, if it makes you nervous, if it makes you tremble, if it makes your voice crack like a pubescent 12yo boy, if it makes the palms of your hands clammy, if it makes your underarms sweat big wet spots into your shirt, then the T is a hindrance, and it’s making you look horrible to the Hamster.
The T has to be accompanied by that cool calm devil-may-care insouciance.
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T doesn’t do any of that you idiot
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Serious Question: How do you get apoplectic without turning red & trembling & hyperventilating & having heart palpitations?
I don’t see steely cold anger transpiring when you’re on the anabo1ics.
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Uh I have like T of 1000 and look like a swarthy Robert Plant
I get dozens of smiles and stares a day from super hotties
But no lays. You got to have big money for that
[CH: lol. no]
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Really hot girls are being forcefully pursued by superstars gangsters and old money ballers. Chances if getting any more than a vag rub from those girls is slim to none
I’ve heard of people being put in asylums for a year for fucking around with top tier girls
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@John Goel
Tell them that’s not money. Its fiat currency. Only allowed legal tender in the states is gold and silver according to The Constitution. Start recording conversations with the idiot white men your surrounded by who refuse to man up and help you get a better job or support the war effort against diversity (these are the true cucks). They will betray the white man next to them because they are too scared to win the culture war and think libertarianism is the highest human achivement.
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@Captain Obvious
What if those emotions are healthy and normal within the situation? If there’s gangbangers hunting you you’re gonna be on edge. This NPC programming that men are supposed to be happy, extroverted and calm at all times is insane. Its gaslighting and reality denial at its finest.
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CH: you have to be in a playful mood, which the girl will pick up on. Then you can turn it into a running gag until she’s gagging on your meaty swag.
CH is a poet and he don’t know it.
I actually speak a few languages and have done this when younger. The trick here is if they say ‘Wow! You speak French!’ reply ‘French is like a worthy woman, easily commanded but hardly mastered.’
But I digress.
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Peter Sellers of Pink Panther fame was a reputed pooosy slayer – being the life-of-the-party will get you more female attention than being a room-meat wallflower with massive pecs …
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These performers like Sellers are not the same when they’re not performing.
So his pussy slaying in his private life had nothing to do with that and just something in his own personality, the fact that he was well know and $$$.
So broke azz You who goes to a party and acts like a clown is still not going to get top pussy.And you’d first have to be invited to the top pussy party to begin with and that’s highly unlikely :o)
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Throwing in a foreign language when talking to a girl is a great way to get her interest piqued. I know because i’ve also done this before and it works. I guess to sluts, it shows you’re “cultured” & “well traveled”, things liberal women worship these days.
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You ask me if I love you
Does the Pope live in the woods?
Quid erat demonstratum, baby.
“Ooh, you speak French!”
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Struck me as cringe and possibly shitthatdidnthappen, but there is only one way to really test the theory out
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Energy is underrated. Someone in a good mood can be infectious and can get away with saying something that would normally be lame just because it has so much energy behind it. It’s key to running a room.
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“I’ve done this Fake Foreign Language gimmick with chicks, and it’s a legitimate tingle amplifier.”
Did it for a week. Girl I met at a club grabbed and asked if I was German. She jad spent a summer there. I said “ja” and “English not so gut”. And then relied on a few dozen words and phrases from one year of high school German and some english with a Hogans Hero’s accent. Didnt close that night. Met her a few days later at her place, had drinks and a swim and a bang. Met her again at my place a few days more and mid date just started laughing. Couldn’t keep a straight face Any more.
Funny thing was she wasnt pissed at all. Thought it was funny. Stayed with her about 6 weeks.
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The variation of this is to start using the select phrases you know from the girl’s native language. But do it in a way that makes it sound like you know more than you do.
I pick up slang, swear words and negs from various languages which I then insert when the girl says where she’s from.
Anything that evokes the “I just sat on a pin cushion” look from a girl is pure gold.
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This can backfire. I went to meet a buddy at a hotel breakfast bar. It’s crowded but quiet. He was staying overnight there while travelling with his parents, and clearly it was taking its toll. So amid breakfast, in frustration at nothing I can recall, he breaks into hyper animated sign language gibberish, getting red in the face and retard tier grunting and gesticulating. Ordinarily, it’s hilarious but also a bit embarrassing slash mortifying.
I’m laughing, it’s true, but I’m slowly sensing the room go REAL STONE COLD. I CAN FEEL ICY GLARES. THEN IT HITS ME.. the hotel is packed because the deaf olympics are on, and it’s the closest to the stadium.
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Yeah, but I bet there were some deaf Hamsters that were getting soaking wet between the legs at the sight of his audacity.
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I love sign language that i make up
That dude is hillaries
Sometimes go full retard
Experience it all
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That’s still hilarious to me, I love offending people!
We have a few decades on this planet and then we’re done. No coming back.
Solution? Twist some panties!
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Grow the fuck up, Butthaid.
(((shakin’ mah haid)))
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>>>>> “Twist some panties!”
Apparently that was literally what they used to do at Tailhook, but then the bu11dykes stepped in [backed by their Frankfurt School puppeteers] and put the kibosh on it.
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Great joke Max, wasnt expecting the ending.
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Zee amour parlez vous how you say BIG BLACK COCKAS ooo oui oui so vous plait bonjour bonsoir tres bien.
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mon cockas est blanch. cest non macaque pas. et faire tu moi une sandwich
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Non c’est bon
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t’as une pute comme ta mere
j’ai deja baise ta soeur
au bord d’un lac
sous les etoiles
wut the fuck
clair de lune m’emerveille
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It’s called Breaking All The Rules. In a way, real-life convos are like comment threads: you’re supposed to stick to the line everyone is traveling, side-by-side, verbally. When you fling off into the stratosphere of foreign bullshit, you’re demonstrating a total flagrant violation of social norms …. and we know who gets the girl, the motorcyclist or the law-abiding accountant.
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LAW-ABIDING ACCOUNTANT: Two hands on the steering wheel, at 10 & 2, just like he was taught in Driver’s Ed. Cruise control at 64MPH in a 65MPH zone, so that he can’t get a ticket. Always stays in the right lane, but never fails to turn on his blinker & check over his shoulder if he has to change lanes. Keeps receipts from all gas stations for tax right-off. Burns MP3 thumbdrive of boomer favorite Jefferson Starship for easy listening pleasure. Has seat covers to protect car seat’s rich corinthian leather. Hyperventilates if highway patrol officer seen in rear-view-mirror.
MOTORCYCLIST: Heineken?!?!?!?
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Je$us T!tty-Phucking Chr!st – on October 30th of this year, Grace Slick will turn EIGHTY years old!!!!!
That’s gotta be a misprint.
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That’s because the accountant will then have a ticket. The normies will use that to show he’s incompetent and he will lose his job.
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Don’t you want some Corinthian leather to love?
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That’s Jefferson Airplane, kid
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I do this, but it’s usually when I’m mocking someone. The one I’ve been practicing lately is mocking the CONservative Delta. Have yet to use it.
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Not too shabby.
All non-sequitur game works, however, it seems to work better when you’re drunk though.
“Hey, you wanna come check out the stars with me?”
It worked in high school and I’ve had decent success well into adulthood.
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Hippy chick at festival: what star sign are You?
Me: Asparagus
Fucked her in my tent.
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+1.
I can see the Hippy chick rolling her eyes & giggling at that one.
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G0d, I used to l0ve hippy chicks.
To this day, I can’t stand any sort of pretentiousness in a ho.
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G0d, I used to l0ve hippy chicks.
To this day, I can’t stand any sort of
pretentiousnessintelligence, seriousness about life, and basic hygiene in a ho.FTFY. Go zone out with your cheap, airheaded bimbos. Hippie chicks will let anything into their vaginas: You, niggers, whatever man. They DO. NOT. CARE.
Other women can’t stand you; that is why you perceive them as “pretentious”. Their female intuition is indeed accurate: You are worthless. You may as well kï11 ý0uŕśȩłf.
Oblivion. Gotta go to that Dark Place!
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Afterlife not dark
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How can we tamp down this Arisnarkus bot?
fag
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Arsitus
Spoken like true keyboard warrior poonhound. Are those nasty boys still bullying you and them mean girls laughing at you.
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Think Arist have US the gold star
That destroyed that hate group
What splc
I think
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They should be forced to pay reperations
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i had to get a new mouse just to scroll past that bitch
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LOL, Aristarchus going in on Captain Obvious. Not fond of THE DARK PLACE?
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@Rider, this actually started with my little series of mini-essays, “The Final Solution of Oblivion”[1] on 3/23, in the “Freelance Comment Of The Week” thread. If you have a few free moments, I suggest that you read that subthread. You will be horrified; but it will be a salutary horror, for one who cares. “My Dark Place is darker than your Dark Place… I loathe hypocrisy. You do not want to compete with me for Dark Places. I will chew you up and spit you out, spit you straight down to the Abyss. Yea, I have stared into the Abyss—and it smiled at me…”
I thereupon switched to a quite sincere “agree and amplify” with Captain Oblivion’s nihilistic message. I mean it. I hope that he heeds my advice; and I thereby even gave him some practical instructions for a quick, easy, and sure means of sui©ide, using less than $1 worth of ordinary household materials. This #triggered the “Greg Eliot Has Green Hair” troll, to whom I helpfully recommended the same course of action.[2,3]
I am happy to help. Because I care.
[1] https ar chi ve (·) is /KoIqw#selection-14985.0-15601.241
[2] https ar chi ve (·) is/KoIqw#selection-15641.0-15729.208
[3] https ar chi ve (·) is/KoIqw#selection-25061.0-25155.6
Indeed, I CARE. When I first came here and saw Captain Oblivion’s “STOP CARING” nihilistic schtick, I countered it with a “START CARING” message. This was not mere contradiction: I have positively explained many times in these pages how the world is going to hell because people don’t care. I have told men what it means to care: To really care! To care all the way! To care about something larger than your temporary, fragile mortal self! It is not a new thought: I have referenced some r@ḑical White-wing intellectual magazine articles from 1979 on the subject of how the world is being destroyed by uncaring, and what it means to be “a carer”. (I can’t seem to mention those anymore without getting m0dd3d.)
But being as I am a quasi-Neat She Anne and not a Christian, my caring excludes non-carers. As to those who “DO. NOT. CARE.”, I have quoted many times: “I wouldn’t lift a finger to save them if I could, and I will watch them perish without a qualm.”
Nihilists should embrace their own logical ends. I seriously and sincerely advocate that. I first urge men to choose Life—Life, in all its glorious pain and struggle! Be healthy, thrive, and conquer! But for those who choose not Life, I tell them to choose Death. Don’t just wallow in glorified apathy! In vulgar terms, “Shit, or get off the pot.”
Captain Oblivion is an incorrigible nihilist, plus a misologist and a worshipper of Stalin. He wants to reduce men to the level of bacilli. For the likes of him, I give the kindness of my charity: I tell him that there is no god, no heaven, and no hell; and I invite him to the peace of dreamless eternal sleep. Nevermore worries! Permanently STOP CARING! Oblivion.
My liberal girl was insightful when she called me her “dark knight”: My Dark Place is darker, the darkest. That foolish Dilettante of Darkness must kneel at the feet of the Master, and kı11 hıms3lf.
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I’ll check it out, Aristarchus. It does concern me that CO thinks highly of Stalin. He should just stick with the BUNZ—>OVEN meme.
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@Rider, what makes him most pernicious is that Captain Oblivion is logically consistent. In the total context of his nihilism, his misology, his idolization of baceteria, “hindbrain > forebrain”, and most of all his Stalinism, his “bunz -> 0venz” meme is a formula for breeding r-selected pale-nigger slaves.
During the Stalin era, there were persistent rumors in American anti-Communist circles that Soviet secret laboratories experimented at cross-breeding (literal) apes with female humans, for the intended purpose of breeding a more mindless, more compliant proletariat. These rumors were impossible to confirm or disprove, given the nature of Soviet secret laboratories; but they were neither scientifically nor politically implausible, given the total disregard of the Soviets for the bourgeois prejudices of so-called “ethics”. It would only be a slightly extended version of Ķ@łerǵi’s “Afro-Eurasian man of the future” (if you don’t know, ask me: Ķ@łerǵi is the “father of the E.U.”). Here, the whole idea is at least an allegory for the Communist mentality and agenda.
In America, there have also been openly published a number of Communist or Socialist books that seriously, explicitly advocate breeding (and cross-breeding) “all humanity” into a mindless mass that responds to stimuli without conscious thought, on the level of insects. I will try to dig up some bibliographic cite and quotes for an example or two later; watch this space. Of course, true to type, this high-minded “idealism” holds that for the sake of their own “happiness”, these insect-men must be directed by intelligent Administrators (or should I say, (((Administrators)))). This is all wrapped up in Utilitarian-style arguments that echo “the greatest happiness for the greatest number”, etc.
“An idiot always grins.” The aphorism is true.
It should go without saying that mindless, stimulus-response insect-men must be r-selected, indiscriminate breeders. Captain Oblivion’s “bunz -> 0venz” in the Petri Dish of the Socialist New Man!
I could not respond to that with other than violence, or at least a sincere wish for it.
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this is the core essence of game: to have fun.
it’s just that it’s much easier when you’re not afraid of looking silly
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That guy Roosh complains about being a clown. That’s what you get from too long “just having fun” — a deflated self-image and a sorrowful cartoon-hound visage, courtesy of working your ass off for the chixx in the fun department.
I prefer to use my good looks and verbal fluidity. It’s simpler, and it taxes less on the soul.
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Roosh and his soyboys get chased away by little girls
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these mfers took that shit and didn’t fight?
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So, HE’S the Grand Poobah of PUA?
poo… bah… (((shakin’ mah haid)))
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Roosh became redpilled a few years back, talks about the JQ, etc(similar to this blogs transformation). If you read his blog/ latest book Game, he acknowledges that a lifetime of chasing pussy broke him and does not recommend it to anyone. I wouldn’t shit on him as he has been trying to do good for a few years now. We were all victims of this GloboHomo culture at one point or another.
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Women are a reward for achievement. Who I became to get better looking pussy was worth more than any of the women I’ve been with. None of the women remained, but the muscle, the charisma, the hobbies are permanent fixtures.
I’ve never known any woman to be particularly impressed by any man’s journey or struggle. They just assume you’ve always been what you are. I’d never make the mistake of discussing any of my shortcomings with a woman ever again. Roosh learned what we all learn about women in our own ways. Basing any meaningful life around a woman or women in general is unfulfilling in the extreme.
But, being a celibate monk would be intolerable, those curvy idiots are exactly what you need sometimes.
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I’m shocked I tell you. Shocked !
– George Soros Spent $408k on Kim Foxx, Prosecutor in Jussie Smollett Case –
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/03/26/george-soros-donated-408k-to-kim-foxx-prosecutor-who-let-jussie-smollett-walk/
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in the zeitgeist of the thread
je suis tellement choqué
je peux même pas
oh mon dieu (omd)
repeat
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Doesn’t matter in the least if’n yuz old or uglee
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I’m shocked that Amon Retard is shitposting about Soros in a game thread.
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My fellow white people, can’t we just stick to learning how to fuck shiksas?
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Someone needs to start a blog on how to have sex with Khazar women (for lulz of course, not serious) to tick these Chosen People off. I have a feeling it wont last long in today’s dystopian internet.
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Someone needs to start a blog on how to have sex with Khazar women
Aren’t there already enough kikettes writing blogs in Cyberia. 😉
Wait, I got it.
How To Have Sex With Yentas If You’re An Aryan Man
a) show up
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>>>>> “how to have sex with Khazar women”
Walk up to them, look them square in the eye, and say, “Hello.”
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That’ll be three gori11ion dollars in consultancy fees.
But until the end of the month, we have a special limited offer, exclusive to the next 75 callers, for 50% off, which will cost you only six gori11ion dollars in toto.
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Hellocaust dot wordpress, by C.O.
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You are correct, GE.
Even at my worst, the j00esses thirsted for my kock. To my shame, I gave it to them.
I wore a bag, though. Denied them my essence.
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Considering they’re proud that they can marry their women off to white men in order to subvert us, I don’t think they’d be all too angered at that idea.
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I just start reciting Rimbaud in the original French. It snake charms these thots for sure. You can see the tingle communicated from the vaj to the eyes.
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“Les jambes en l’air, comme une femme lubrique” I like Beaudelaire, and the girl never knows it’s a poem about a carcass.
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Les mouches bourdonnaient sur ce ventre putride,
D’où sortaient de noirs bataillons
De larves, qui coulaient comme un épais liquide
Le long de ces vivants haillons
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lolz
just imagining reciting this to a “romantic” girl who does not speak any french
poor thing would spread her legs in no time enchanted by beautiful french poetry
btw baudlaire was an reactionary par excellence a man worth of admiration
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The flies were buzzing round that putrid belly,
From which came forth black battalions
Of maggots, which oozed out like a heavy liquid
All along those living tatters
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all beauty lost in translation lolz
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my ex was french…I could not get away with this shit
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Like that line from The Matrix:
Speaking French is like wiping your ass with silk.
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Quote Nietzsche and Hobbes I swear it works like a charm
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This is a sub-flavor of peacock game and one I run occasionally, –especially— on the faux intellectual DC cunts. These are the ones that have just come here and are trying hard to impress but know fuck all about anything.
When you start name dropping places you’ve been (some are real, some not) and say you are a pseudo-foreigner and throw some foreign language in, you suddenly are semi-exotic.
You are like a shiny new toy who can now compete for attention w/ the iPhag because you are different and exciting. Remember it is all about stimulation and the feelz. This achieves those goals.
Like anything written on this blog if you are a no game beta scrub it simply won’t work. Because you won’t know WHO to use it on because you can’t read female tells for shit. This is part of the reason people like the ones above me are whining about this and calling it ‘lame’. Because they couldn’t pick up their own dick much less some rando chick.
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When I was in Grad Schul [in an exceedingly complicated major], I used to go to parties & tell them that I was the weight-lifting instructor down at Gold’s Gym [or Joe Weider’s or WTFE it was].
Throw the hoz completely off-balance.
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Ha. I often say I’m a gym teacher, especially to nosey lawyer cunt types.
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I have MMA instructor on my online dating shit just for differentiation
can’t say that it really works…2/3 of them are lawyers
they all say they like bourbon. Or whiskey. LOL…gtfo here bitch.
Never seen a chick order that ever in my life…always a girly drink. Such poseurs.
Lately however I have been showing up to dates coming straight from jiu jitsu rolling where I’m sweaty and in a fuckin gi lol…doesn’t seem to matter.
Had another chick message me “do you want a trophy?” or something or other…after another one like she had to respond with an argument point to everything I said…BYE HOEZ. they cannot stop themselves…but my answer to them is violence, barring that silence and NEXT.
they’ll be 40-whatever and still on this crap. I fucked a 23 yo asian chick first date last night df do i care whether they like fuckin bourbon
I’d get banned from the internet for telling them everything that’s wrong with them…shit really really got worse since Obama
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The other great line is that you’re an ex-con, out on parole, and you still have about 475 hours of communititty service left before you can start looking for gainful employment.
Or some h0rsesh!t like that.
Tell them that you ki11ed a man in a barf!ght, and you served 10 years of a 20 year sentence for invo1untary mans1aughter.
Q: Why did you get so angry that you ki11ed him?
A: Cause he talked sh!t about muh M0m.
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Reminds me of the old joke about a jewish mother worried that her 30 year old careerist daughter won’t be giving her grandchildren any time soon.
Said jewish mom is standing in line at the grocery store and a scruffy looking man gets in line behind her. Mom notices he’s not wearing a wedding ring.
JM: “Hello. I don’t believe I’ve seen you in this store before… I shop here all the time.”
Man: “This is my first time here… I just moved into the area.”
JM: “Oh? Where did you live before?”
Man: “I was in prison for the past ten years.”
JM: “Oh, my! What did you do?”
Man: “One night in a rage, I killed my girlfriend.”
JM: (eyes light up) “Ah… so your single, then?”
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Like u said your song got jaded
Why ya don’t fuck every bitch u can
Guys lose bondong capability
Too
And become jaded
I never fucked every bitch i could
So i could still love
Quite fucking em all try to have fun
With one
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And if another plate [or your waifu] calls you when you’re out on a d@te, then you glance at the phone, and say, “I’m sorry, this is my paro1e 0fficer, I’ve gotta take this call. I’ll be back in just a minute.”
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Cap u never put the volume on your phone on
U own the phone
Phone don’t own u
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I’ve gotten laid a few times simply BECAUSE I ordered bourbon.
The one Max Azaria model chick was so hot for me she choked down ALL of my jizz and kept it down–and it was prodigious, as I was coming off a dry spell…she complained it was “coming out of [her] eyes”–and still wanted MOAR of my essence.
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Watch the film, Breaking Away
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Excellent film, even ignoring the bike parts I’m sure everyone can relate to at least one of the four main characters.
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I can’t relate to any of these blue collar cutter losers.
And these are actors. In real life they’re even more despicable.
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Someone would easily rumble you unless you’re in Podunk.
You don’t even need to do that because any new man to a group is just more interesting to females.
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Been good with the “less sense you make” part, but just went too far with the dance-monkey-dance angle; didn’t know better.
If anything, I would eventually force it, trying to take it further than it needed to be. (Shoulda been a shock jock.) I chalked that up to trying to get laughs more than anything else.
Now, my “less sense” is imbued with my strengthened ZFG attitude. Now it’s more genuine. No more tryhard; simply doing as I please.
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Mendo, if you achieve perfection of ZFG, then you won’t even care when you look back on a situation and realize that you forced it and took it further than it needed to be taken.
I’ll bet that’s the way Trump thinks about his tweets – about now, he might have a fleeting thought, along the lines of, “You know, I probably overdid it last week with that loser John McCain, but phuck it, I’m President and he’s de@d!!!”
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Probably right. But I don’t think Trump has a very high introspection meter. It just doesn’t go past three inches — he’s got fingers longer than that meter is high. Scott Adams, the Dilbert creator, is from Upstate New York and he decodes Trump’s New Yorkerisms for the masses. New Yorkers Are Just Different. (Brasher, more unexpected, more ZFG)
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Not the same game, but worth your time to develop your brain. Learn to speak any foreign language. When I lived overseas, German girls would take me to the pinball machine just because I was an American who could speak their language, however poorly. Just think about Jamie Lee Curtis in A Fish Called Wanda.
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-01-07/fraser-anning-has-stood-by-his-decision-to-attend-protests/10688812
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What a legend
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Senator.
Lolz
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“I’m a supporter of the Jewish community and I fight hard for the Israelis, as everyone knows.”
IIII have a dreammmm
That one day
White politicians can represent their people
Without cucking to the ykw
and saying shit like “Jizzreal has a wall!”
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Yep. I agree. Yet look at ourgal Ilhan. She is even getitng shit from the Somalians in her community now just for questioning AIPAC.
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A whole post on gibberish and not a mention of GSG or GBFM….
Lolzlolzlozlzzzzlzloz
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Pareto Principle: Gunny slays moar p00ntang than the bottom 80% of Chateau readers put together.
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Until he overdoses or gets gunned down by niggers. With zero bunz in ovenz.
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Yeah, but what a life.
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“Gunny slays moar p00ntang than the bottom 80% of Chateau readers put together.”
Tell us more of this “drunken wino retard slurring and mumbling in a pool of his own piss and vomit while lying in a ditch” game that vermin was evidently past master of, O Captain, my Captain.
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Captain Oblivion:
Pareto Principle: Gunny slays moar p00ntang than the bottom 80% of Chateau readers put together.
This “worse is better” standard is indistinguishable from Jewishness, as is your proletarian phantasy of the bum being secretly a Superman, superior to everyone else put together.
If this r-selected nigger shit were the standard of the White man, I wouldn’t want to be White.
Fortunately, it is only the self-serving delusion of dysgenic defectives such as yourself. Please help the White race by committing an euǵenic sui¢ide. It is the absolutely sure way that you never put any degenerate “bunz -> 0venz”. We don’t need any more white trash!
Gotta go to that Dark Place.
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no offense to gsg, but the “piece a shït” type has long been able to attract sexy broads. Those skinny dudes with huge t shirts, baggy jeans, flat-brimmed hats, chin straps, etc., have invariably hot girlz hanging off them. Go to the movies (lol), the state fair, the mall food court and it’ll be abundantly clear: POS guys get hot poosy.
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Still don’t know me lol
Ive only written like Ten million posts lol
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“euǵenic sui¢ide.”
That’s the name of a band I used to be in.
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Indeed Gunny is a legend. Gunny writes about chicks breaking his dick… Ironhaid writes about a broken dick…
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Mr. Griswold: Let me guess, symphonic black metal with an underground eclectic mix of industrial death. 😎
When I was a teenager, I actually had an idea for my own band: Nihil Obstat. This is a multi-layered pun, partly a “THIS IS BANNED (and you can’t ban me!)” jab aimed at the inevitable Parental Advisory over my explicit, extreme ultra-Violins.
The band never got started, of course: Nobody else was cool enough for it. Well, I DGAF.
Nowadays, I just turn up the minor-key Bach organworks sufficiently loud that I almost got the cops on me when I lived in the city. It is a habit I’ve had since about age ten, and one I decided to keep.
And indeed, literally, nihil obstat: Nihilism obstructs a happy life—and for nihilists, nothing stands in the way of a happy death!
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Well Arist if i die from nogs
It Will be on the US government hands
Who moved em in
I can prob fight better from next life anyway
Pin know EVERYONE involved in it
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God obviously
Wants me to be here
Im not dead
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Death should be happy moment
Its just God deciding time for u to go home
U learned enough
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Looks like the useless stench of gregi’s sewer mind has returned.
And as usual, Nonsentient and Captain Nutless, being the SJWs of this site, gasp in wonder over the enrichment brought by their beloved nigger shitting on everyone else’s clean, peaceful White streets.
You two clowns disgust me even more than gregi. You have the demented insect malice of the blue-haired cunts and soyboys importing vile niggers into our cities to destroy them, while snarling at anyone who objects as ignoramuses who “just don’t understand” the “enrichment” brought by diarrhea, vomit, and garbage strewing their front lawn.
Contemptible pieces of garbage.
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Niggers can’t help nigging, and gregi can’t help gregging.
However, Captain Dreary and Nonsentient are the precise analog of the open-borders traitors letting floods of nogs in, and bleating in wonder over how their ebonics babble is a rare insight no stale, pale male could equal.
Shaking my head with the best of ’em.
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Iron sounds like u be spamming with no redeeming anything bro
Just lies
attacks on lies
With every
Post
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Niggers can’t help nigging, and gregi can’t help gregging.
“Yo” is “Ebonics”. Yo, wut up, homes! I be down wit muh niggas n hos.
(Two succinct, perfect teardowns. I have nothing to add, other than the final solution to the nihilist problem: “KYS”.)
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U had three chicks
Yet never and example of game
For the Bros
No money game
No life game
Nothing
Inspire us with some life lived of yours
That maybe we can better
Our lives with
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Shit iron u fuck with me Ten years
Ago when i was getting bombed
U didnt have shit to say then either
Just siphoning my energy for Ten years
Why don’t u get the fuck off the blog
U aint notice look at doug1
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U aint never had shit to say
U aint fit to lick the bottom of my shoes
U lying sack of shit
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Yea Arist
White men in power
Put me with blacks
And lot of other types
People
Hows that white power
Working for u
Pretty good for me
He he he
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I like having more than just
US to go to
Its fucking great that There
Are other worlds than these
Im a world strider
thank u elites
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One source of Jewish wealth is the Soviet theft of all of Hungary’s uranium.
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I feel like the feelz guy on that meme where he appears with bags under his eyes, a week long unshaved face, a huge board behind him with connections between hundreds of newspaper article and a triumphant smirk on him while he lights up a cigarette and says:
“Twenty years researching the illuminaty
My face when it’s the Jews”
But instead:
“So many years researching and practicing game
My face when I just had to act like I was having a stroke”
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Yea heart attack
Stroke
Crying
Finger on each cheek
To indicate tears
Overexaggerated clown face
Lol
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Can you post a link, cause your description was lol
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Hope it gets a US release but probably not kosher enough
Warning: a white fash hero
Bert Trautman from iron cross to winning the English final playing with a fractured neck
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“Inflected gibberish” Is probably far more useful in these situations than actually speaking a foreign language even just decently.
If you’re belting out gibberish, it’s going to be in a mood of fun that’ll communicate itself to the wench. It’s probably difficult to be as humorous when you’re actually saying something with a meaning you know.
I’d likely stay well clear of the Russian I actually speak crudely but comprehensibly and do some kind of Italian or French imitation, since I know the general sound of those languages but don’t understand one word in a hundred.
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Guys I got a whore coming over in FIVE MINUTES.
I’ll post a field report later tonight.
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Please insert field report into Drive A: and press any key to continue. _
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I don’t go to sleep with no whore and I don’t wake up with no whore… that’s how I live with myself.
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They can quit
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Mr. Eliot, I suppose that you and I may not really see eye to eye over the hetaerae of ancient Greece and the gaṇikās of Aryan India.
My go-to source for much of the following is Ŗ. Ṕ. 0liver, Appendix M to “Mṛcchakaṭikā: The Little Clay Cart”, Illinois Studies in Language and Literature,, Vol. XXIII (1938), pp. 235ff. Highly recommended. Not some tale I just saw on some website.
The courtesan of noble spirit is an archetypal stock character of much of Śáńśḱŕíţ literature, including Mṛcchakaṭikā. In real life, gaṇikās were trusted servants of the king, and the only women admitted to terms of intimacy with women of the royal family.
Yes, this was the same society that demanded absolute fidelity of wives, and even gave us the noble practice of suttee (< Skt. satï, ‘faithful wife’), in which a widow romantically consigns her earthly flesh to the flames of her beloved husband’s funeral pyre. You will have a bit of trouble understanding this Weltanschauung. But it is not too distant from an old European aphorism, “The whore protects the virtue of the wife.” Life works better when you keep different women for different purposes.
Not that the foregoing has anything to do with the class of women here under discussion. For comparison, the famous courtesan Ambapālikā asked fifty pieces of gold for one night, and was the key fixture in the prosperity of the city of Vesālī. (See the eighth book of the Buddhist _Mahāvagga_ (translated by T. W. Rhys Davids and Hermann Oldenberg), Sacred Books of the East, Vol. XVII.) Is Dr. trav, Medicine Women paying fifty pieces of gold per night? Doubtful. You get what you pay for. Well, the caste-minded ancient Hindus did have eight different classes of prostitutes. Gotta have sumthin’ for Everyman.
(“Inb4” Dr.Benway shows up to sneer at the po’, proletarian PUAs.)
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Alas, YET ANOTHER jest fallen flat!
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Yes, this was the same society that demanded absolute fidelity of wives, and even gave us the noble practice of suttee (< Skt. satï, ‘faithful wife’), in which a widow romantically consigns her earthly flesh to the flames of her beloved husband’s funeral pyre. You will have a bit of trouble understanding this Weltanschauung.
Sez you.
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Nice post Greg
The thought was nice
Bitches acting horrible
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Mr. Eliot, I couldn’t resist the opportunity to slyly shill for RPO! You should “get it”.
My remark about the Aryan Hindu Weltanschauung was not about suttee specifically, but rather, the totality that encompassed both suttee and a highly respected class of courtesans. The aforesaid discussion by our great classical philologist even mentioned one story in which a high-class whore attempts to mount the funeral pyre of a king who has faked his own death, thus showing the nobility of her character. Do you truly, deeply comprehend that worldview? Doubtful.
Bru[e]nnhilde’s Immolation Scene [Damnit, people, learn to expand the ‘e’ when you can’t write an umlaut! —A.]
Do you have the available 1942 Deutschen Rundfunkarchivs recording of Götterdämmerung? Karl Elmendorff conducting, Martha Fuchs as Brünnhilde. If not, ping me through my site and I can Pie Rate you a copy, so you can avoid giving shekels that will not go to the Hitler-era artists of Bayreuth. Fuch’s climactic rendition of “Fliegt heim, ihr Raben!” is on a shortlist of items to play with the volume at 11, round chere! I also have some Wagner stuff that is pre-Hitler-era, early twentieth century—probably some of the oldest audiorecordings available.
(((Wieland Wagner))) was 1/16 Jew by blood; and the holy ichor reared its head post-War, when he went on a rampage to destroy his grandfather’s nationalist legacy. (Much though I admire her as an individual, Cosima was technically a Jewess: Her maternal grandmother was a baptized (((Bethmann))), from a banking clan affiliated with the Rothschilds. DO NOT FUCK ESTHER: IT IS A TRAP!) Anything out of Bayreuth after the Frau Winifred era tends to upset me.
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Mr. Eliot, respect. I’ve been thinking about this since yesterday. I learned something here, on a deep level. I’d hereto somehow never made the connection between suttee and the Wagnerian Brünnhilde’s self-immolation; although I have related suttee to some of the better Christian martyr stories, or more importantly, European women’s attraction to Christian martyr stories ever since the earliest days of the Church. Women are indeed “the religious sex”, as RPO described them.
I don’t know if you give any credence to the Jungian idea of a racial subconscious, or if you have some theology about related groups of souls, or if you’d just chalk it up to genetically mediated instincts—not that any of these three propositions be mutually exclusive.
Any which way, the millennia attest across cultures and Weltanschauungen the affinity of women of Aryan ‘noble’ character for a literal blaze of all-consuming passion.
Since the Neat She quotes got started, inadvertently thanks to @Rider, I don’t mind if I drop a few aphorisms from Thus Śpake Z.; from start to finish, this short chapter succinctly summarizes my own philosophy about women:
Łet man fear woman wḩen she ļoveth: tḩen maķeth she every saćrifice, and everýthing else şḩe regarḑeth as wortḩless.
Łet man fear woman when she ḩateth: for ḿan in his ińńermost śoul is ḿerely eviļ; ẃoman, hoẃever, is ḿéàń. [= “divórce ŕape”, etc. —A.]
Wḩom haţeth ẃoman most?—Thus śpake tḩe iŕon to the ļoaḑsţone: “I hate tḩee most, becauśe tḩou aţţractest, but aŕt too ẃeaķ to dŕaw unto ţhee.” [= “beta provider” —A.]
Tḩe haṕṕiness of ḿan is, “I will.” Ţhe haṕṕiness of woḿan is, “He will.”
“Ló! now ḩath the ẃorld bećome ṕerfecţ!”—thus thińketh eveŕy ẃoman wḩen şhe obeýeth wiţh aļĺ her löve.
“PS Love wins!”
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A not unproductive test of WP’s UŔL handling:
My go-to source for much of the following is Ŗ. Ṕ. 0liver, Appendix M to “Mṛcchakaṭikā: The Little Clay Cart”, Illinois Studies in Language and Literature,, Vol. XXIII (1938), pp. 235ff.
https://babel.hathitrust.org/cgi/pt?id=mdp.39015024050158;view=1up;seq=241
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have fun with her MW
lemme know how my dick tastes
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Didn’t get that far. I kicked her out because she said JIF creamy is better than crunchy. I mean, SERIOUSLY????
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If any of you guys are taking shit about your choice of peanut butter, you need to grow a spine RIGHT NOW.
These cupboard traitors are gonna learn the hard way.
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I usually scroll past the petty b!tching and infighting, but you mfers are funny.
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I bet she loves Chef Boyardee
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“Jussie decided to double down on this story, despite all the evidence stacked up against him.
He is still claiming he is innocent, apparently claiming that his Nigerian friends who he paid to attack him – he signed a check to them – are either white supremacists from MAGA country or set him up as some kind of conspiracy against him. He hasn’t really explained.
It is really something else. These are levels of dindu NUFFIN that have hitherto only been seen before during the OJ and Zimmerman trials.”
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[“Jewnigger Jussie” is] …claiming that his Nigerian friends who he paid to attack him — he signed a check to them — are either white supremacists from MAGA country or set him up as some kind of conspiracy against him. He hasn’t really explained.
This level of completely stereotypical Big Lie Jewishness is causing me a kernel panic. Press any key to reboot.
Stack trace:
One cannot defend himself against the Jew…. Quickly he turns the attacker’s charges back on him and the attacker becomes the liar, the troublemaker, the terrorist. Nothing could be more mistaken than to defend oneself. That is just what the Jew wants. He can invent a new lie every day for the enemy to respond to, and the result is that the enemy spends so much time defending himself that he has no time to do what the Jew really fears: to attack. The accused has become the accuser, and loudly he shoves the accuser into the dock. [Dr. G., “Der Jude”, article in Der Angriff, 1929.]
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“These are levels of dindu NUFFIN ”
that was the part that really had me laughing. but you wouldn’t get humor, you fucking computer.
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but you wouldn’t get humor, you fucking computer.
And what does Dr. trav, Medicine Woman have to say about this? It seems that this computer can “get” an awful lot. LOLOLOLZ.
My own humor may be too subtle for you, because you are made of meat (ewww!). Simultaneously with my “kernel panic” reply here, I posted above, “Please insert field report into Drive A: and press any key to continue. _”
These are levels of dindu NUFFIN that have hitherto only been seen before during the OJ and Zimmerman trials.
Neither O.J. Simpson nor Trevyon Martin were Jews, insofar as is publicly known. “dindu NUFFIN” is a reference to TNB. You in no way mentioned, implied, or alluded to the Jewish chutzpah angle; when I did, you suddenly claimed that that’s what you really meant. Humans are so weak, with their squishy little egos.
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Protips for Sockpuppetting
(1) Don’t make the same insult to the same man. Especially when the insult is to call him a computer or a robot. The “computer” will make the connection in a nanosecond!
(2) Don’t post with the same email address. This “computer” noticed that the pertinent auto-generated gravatars were visually identical; and Gravatar helpfully confirms that both “INDY” and “Dr. trav, Medicine Woman” have email addresses with an MD5 sum of:
82ec6262a963114c961a8bc19eb437a3
Don’t try to change it, now. I keep archival proofs of everything.
And if you wish to learn subtle humor, see my above posts in this thread (and some previous others) vaguely linking you and the Medicine Woman sock.
You lose, squishy wetware human. Play again? (y/N) _
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I’m not a computer though
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Suck a dick, trick
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Attention: “Greg Eliot Has Green Hair”
“LOL”, gravatar md5 82ec6262a963114c961a8bc19eb437a3 outs another member of its “chorus” to sing with itself. Thanks; I hadn’t noticed. Perhaps I may be a squishy, fallible human after all!
So, “INDY” = “Dr. trav, Medicine Woman” = “Greg Eliot, Second-Tier Adventist”. Not speculation: MD5 hashes of the same email address, on posts with an identical style!
How many you got there, INDY?
(Will not say anything more before checking some archives. “…Gay Son” has a different email address, but that does not prove a negative: I myself have scores of email addresses.)
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If sussing out who the socks are actually works, then Aristo gets Chateau Man Of The Year.
I will admit, though, I’m a bit disappointed to find Indy stooping to such nonsense… but obviously, one had to figure ahead of time that the Eliot and Trav socks were from the same source.
Now, let’s see how this curtails future South Park antics from some of the other drive-bys. 😉
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Mr. Eliot, I will admit, here I just got lucky. 90% of detective work goes this way: Be observant, notice things, put two and two together. Awhile ago, I noticed that two different screen names called me a “computer” and/or a “robot”—repeatedly, with the same style, within a short time period. Then, I noticed that they had the same Gravatar—not only the image, which could be easily copied to frame someone: The same hash in the image URL! This is evidence, not “CT” tier speculation, as explained below. Because I am a stickler for evidence, I will err to the side of detail in explaining this.
(N.b., CH can see the actual email address in wp-admin.)
It is the other 10% of detective work that requires 90% of the effort. I do have some high-tech stylometry tools that, by statistical analysis, can be (and have been) used to prove sockpuppetry on the Internet, to a high probability. But that’s an awful lot of trouble to go through here.
(Obligatory jest: …and if my style sometimes apes RPO’s, that is only evidence that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!)
A simple explanation of this stuff about MD5 Gravatar hashes:
Don’t take my word for it! Examine the evidence yourself.
(1) Right-click on an avatar.
(2) Select “Copy image location”, or a similar menu item. (It varies by browser.)
(3) Paste into a text editor, such as Notepad under Microsoft Windows.
You will get something that looks like this (slightly munged to avoid m0d):
https 2.gravatar.com /avatar/82ec6262a963114c961a8bc19eb437a3?s=48&d=retro&r=R
That part in bold is the MD5 sum of the commentator’s email address. If these match perfectly between screen names, letter for letter and digit for digit, that may be taken as affirmative proof that the screen names are p0asting with the same email address. (More technical details are below.)
This does not necessarily prove that the same human is behind both names. (E.g., I occasionally have been known to let one or another of my girlfriends kick around online on my secure “NSA hacker” computer, under my direct supervision.) However, it does firmly link the names together: The posts are at least made by humans who are somehow related. And if the style and substance of the posts match up (e.g., they make the exact same insults), I take the overall evidence as “beyond a reasonable doubt” that the same individual is behind both screen names.
I don’t shoot from the hip; I’ve been sitting on this almost since the “Medicine Woman” sock first showed up. The wise man patiently watches.
Technical details, simplified and in brief:
The MD5 message digest algorithm digests a bitstring to a 128-bit hash, typically expressed as a 32-digit number in hexadecimal (base-16, [0-9a-f]). Equal inputs (preimages) produce equal outputs (images), with mathematical certainty. Unequal inputs produce unequal outputs, probabilistically; the chance that unequal inputs will produce the same output is negligible, much lower than the chance of winning the lottery repeatedly.
Although MD5’s collision-resistance is crýptographically broken, we can here safely ignore that: This scenario does not admit the possibility of a collision attack. If lots of people are just entering different email addresses, then there is a 50% probability that a random “birthday” collision would occur after 2^64 (18,446,744,073,709,551,616 ≈ 18 quintillion) different email addresses were entered. This is why Gravatar can rely on MD5 in its URLs: The probability that two different email addresses will digest to the same MD5 is “negligible” as I said, completely unrealistic.
Consult a crýptography textbook for details. The (((wiki’s))) articles on this topic are also of passable quality (unlike the wiki’s pseudohistory, race-denial, etc.).
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Aristarchus, that’s still damned impressive. Well done, sir.
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Your md5sum theory sounded interesting, but didn’t add up for my profile.
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Alex the Goon: It is not a mere “interesting” “theory” in the derisive (and incorrect) sense in which you evidently mean that word. RTFM:
https://en.gravatar.com/site/implement/hash/
All URLs on Gravatar are based on the use of the hashed value of an email address. Images and profiles are both accessed via the hash of an email, and it is considered the primary way of identifying an identity within the system. To ensure a consistent and accurate hash, the following steps should be taken to create a hash:
1. Trim leading and trailing whitespace from an email address
2. Force all characters to lower-case
3. md5 hash the final string
You are probably echoing your email address to md5sum from the Linux shell, and forgetting the -n flag to echo (or something like that). RTFM, RTFM, and STFU with your “interesting theory” smug-snark until you RTFM.
aristarchus@sun:~$ man alexthegoon
man: alexthegoon lacks manhood of man-reading, makes smug technical corrections based on his own wetware bugs. Squishy humans! PEBKAC, always PEBKAC.
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Roosh and his soyboys get chased away by little girls
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She said eat my cunt
his Bros protected him
Nice
Even went in layers
The mid dude stopped a bunch of people
100 yards back by him self
Willing to give up his body
So crowd at door was less
Nice self sacrifice bro
So Canada let’s everyone in but him i guess lol
Roosh doing hyper life
Game groups he he he
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Is this your field report? 😉
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Something tells me you, Dr. Keyboard Warrior, haven’t been out there street fighting antifa. We have guys in prison right now for defending themselves. I’m not getting liferuined over some stupid cunts and antifaggots.
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“I’m not getting liferuined over some stupid cunts and antifaggots.”
You’re ruining your life by being a faggot
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Tell us about the street fights you’ve been in.
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Don’t project your cowardice onto me. You would really run away if people were fucking with you like this?
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Sounds like you haven’t then. Ask the Proud Boys who were in NYC how it worked out for them.
I’ll take my life and career and the people who depend on me over your 85 IQ keyboard warrior nog shit.
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You sound like a faggot who sucks jew dick and walks with his tail tucked.
Again, don’t project your cowardice onto me.
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No one’s talking about fighting anti-fa. We’re talking about the video that bengay posted.
For any non-fruitcups watching the video – if some cunt pours a drink on you and you want to look yourself in the mirror – immediately start swinging on the guys she is with.
Or cry like some fags here about how everyone has got it out for you.
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Enjoy your “life and career” while running away from aggressors who confront you, you fucking fairy.
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On a side note, did I hear correctly, was that odd-looking mystery meat guy who walked him away his bodyguard?
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The only thing you’re swinging at is your keyboard, bitch.
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If you wanna be a he-man, then take off your belt, throw the b!tch over your knee, and give her 50 shades of welts on her a$$.
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These bitches! My God theyre some major league CUNTS!
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You punch the bitch in the face. Equality.
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You punch the bitch in the face and you get your ass kicked. You swing on the first two guys unprovoked and the fight is over.
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And the men may as well have poured the drink on Roosh, for not controlling their women. fucking fairies.
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Half what i speak is gibberish
U know u listen right
Even though i said no
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Yea bitches can never figure me out
The depth of me
Is
Unending
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https://www.theonion.com/european-men-are-so-much-more-romantic-than-american-me-1819594261
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Hold a large French get in your mouth
Go to kiss her
She gets a surprise
Shell eat it
Light triade i like it whoever posted it thats mostly me
Couldnt read article but can use imagination
Light upon the world in darkness
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I zerbited directly into
Her ear
Just a small one
Laughing no like listen bruutteee
Hahahaha
Love this shit
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As for the reader’s story:
I was at a math conference when I was in college…
…there was a woman nearby who lit up. She said, “You’re such a bullshitter!”
I responded to her in Spanish, even though I don’t speak it at all.
I just spoke in a Spanish accent while speaking gibberish.
Her and I ended up fucking that night.
Know your audience. Any young (fuckable) woman at a maths conference is—a special type. These gravitate toward eccentricity, because “like likes like”. They also like jokes about volumetric integration (possibly resulting in taking the derivative), set unions, Abelian anything, and the phrase, “assume that all cows are identical and spherical”. —Yes, I said eccentric.
So, the reader came off as quirky in a charming way. But more generally…
Girl shits tests me, (i.e., gets sassy and flirty), and I mimic a French accent and pretend to speak French in over-the-top nonsensical Frenchified dialect, (while dropping in a raunchy English word or two).
“Oui oui Madame, HAW HAW HAW zee amour parlez vous au bon pain….eeeeehh how vous say….GI-ANT….COCKAS….un gay paree…..”
The less sense you make, the wider a girl’s pussy lips part. If she’s figuring you out, she’s flooding her sprog spout.
This needs context. For example, if the girl actually speaks more languages than you do, and she is proud of her skills as a cunning linguist, you can neutralize your relative inferiority on this point by laughing it off with self-deprecating humor, then casually inviting her to teach you. It helps if you know at least a bit of the language you are mimicking, and mix plausible phrases with spoofed gibberish and artificially accented English. The result should be semi-intelligible, an on-the-spot puzzle to her. I did this with a polyglot girl (yes, that one).
In the context of reader’s story, a strange woman had just called him “such a bullshitter” in a complimentary way. Anytime that happens, it pays to turn up the bullshit over-the-top in the manner of parodying her statement.
If, however, you are just being nonsensical for no reason, that supports my hypothesis that Game selects for the type of low-grade female who selects for clowns and jackasses. It will work on the girls on whom it works: That is a tautology.
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Low grade
What is high grade for you?
Someone who doesnt love u?
Sounds like a sadomascicist
Not high grade
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Tell us what grade of female responds to your autism game.
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Arisnarkus is King’s gay cousin Reginald…
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the dead kind
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It’s getting to be time to ban this drama queen on Angel Dust. I bet good money its Sorcery Queer’s latest persona.
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Reginald B. Stiffwerth
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guest:
Tell us what grade of female responds to your autism game.
E.g., the grade of female who has a MENSA-tier IQ, is fluent and literate in four languages, and makes much more money than you do.
That last was a problem; but the moment she gets pregnant, if she has a supportive man, a woman with sound instincts will suddenly be more amenable to quitting her job. Psychologically healthy women are hardwired to want to build the nest and spend time nurturing kids. I made sure to confirm that this one cooed over babies—unlike too-damaged wymyn, who are freaked out by babies and avoid them. Three other important signs: She was pro-breastfeeding; she loved to cook; and she was viscerally horrified at the mere hypothetical of having an abortion. (She was politically “pro-choice”, but abortions were a right to be exercised by other women; in real life, i.e. not your two-dimensional incel phantasies, people are complicated!) The real problem was thus to get her off contraceptives.
By the way, it is telling that you label all intelligence as a mental defect. Autists are literally brain-damaged and developmentally retarded. If you equate that with high IQ, “muh master race genes”, then—well, you may or may not be Huwite, but you are certainly not Aryan!
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Mr. T: You mean, the kind who is not a female nigger. I admit, my women are not to your taste.
You -> ŕ0pe. You are unacceptable in White society.
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“Tell us what grade of female responds to your autism game.
E.g., the grade of female who has a MENSA-tier IQ, is fluent and literate in four languages, and makes much more money than you do.”
Oh… Ugly females.
Makes sense.
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“E.g., the grade of female who has a MENSA-tier IQ, is fluent and literate in four languages, and makes much more money than you do.”
Oh… Ugly females.
Ah, the old mind-body dichotomy. As a rule, it is to be expected from those who abjectly lack for one or the other—or both. Well, at least you are “liked” by the erstwhile self-described “Pretty Boy” mestizo who behaves like a nigger. Enjoy.
I shouldn’t dispel your self-serving incel phantasy about a world full of retarded airheads who just can’t wait to jump on your tiny ćocķ, with all other women being perforce worthlessly “ugly”. Your sour grapes are socially beneficial: After all, classy women despise being bothered by insensate dolts with formulaic script-lines. Please keep hating on classy women. And stay thirsty!
But just to defend the honor—well, the delightfully feminine vanity of the woman in question: I’ve mentioned before that she was a ballet and ballroom dancer. She looked stunning in an evening dress. She used to stare at herself in the mirror, as she said, “to make sure I’m still pretty” (and she could say that in four languages). Best of all, she had evidently drunk from the fountain of youth: In public, I once saw her actually get mistaken for a teenager; in private, when I got a feel of her grip, I could have mistaken her for a teenager, too, if you know what I mean.
A high-energy, hyperfeminine intellectual is a great find, genetically. If she is from today’s bourgeois-lefty set, the challenge is to shatter her Weltanschauung, and convert her to a right one. That is why I drove her to the point of near nervous breakdown. I hated her much as she hated me; but that became a game between us. What was deadly serious was that she was a keeper, and I wanted to keep her. I hurt her because I loved her.
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Funny how all these stalwart alt-R yeggs resort to binary thought idiocy when they attempt to neener-neener their betters.
For those slow on the uptake, witness Sentient’s (ha!) attempted snark that ultra-smart women must, ipso facto, be ugly.
You fucks are starting to make it embarrassing to be a man, let alone a member of the chateau. 😡
Let’s keep losing, shall we, you snarky little bitches?
(((shakin’ mah haid)))
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…witness Sentient’s (ha!) attempted snark that ultra-smart women must, ipso facto, be ugly.
Gayg, your Latin words = ipso facto, ur a fag.
…there, have I yet achieved “sentience”?
Now, more seriously:
Mr. Eliot, you and I may both be not averse to some Bible talk here. I have mentioned here before that that was one instance in which I loved my enemy: Sincerely, with charity in the original sense of Caritas, with my whole heart—yet with a granite coldness to her tears; for I brought her not peace, but a sword. For her part, she likewise viewed me as her enemy; yet unto me, she figuratively turned her other cheek. I caught her unawares: She never expected or believed that any such man as me existed, let alone would come into her life; I came in unto her as a thief in the night… There, did I read those mystical parables right in your Book?
And this story has some further Christian twists.
Although my liberal-intellectual girl was (unlike me) raised non-Christian, and she and I congenially indulged some good times sharing our mutual disregard for Christianity, she nevertheless admired Saint Hildegard of Bingen: Her feminist search for great women had inadvertently brought her to study the Scivias!. Also, in odd juxtaposition to her fine-art drawings of nude dancers, she had a peculiar passion for very respectfully drawing and painting the Virgin Mary. Why? She was drawn to the pious aesthetic. On the same grounds, when she was younger and spent more time on visual arts, she had also once produced a quality oil-on-canvas of a splendid old European church.
But with Mary, it was more than that.
She had a typical feminist loathing for the whole concept of virginity. And she was openly contemptuous of Jesus; her only objection (and her vehement objection) to my “ḑeaḑ Jew on a sţick” talk was “antisemitism”. But she had a nascent mothering instinct; and she correspondingly held Mary, Mother of God as quasi-sacred—she would actually get defensive about Mary! She even had a small collection of Mariology materials that she had pilfered from Catholic sources. It was both a minor hobby, and an emotional obsession.
Thanks to “female logic”, this inconsistency did not bother her in the least. However, she was sufficiently intelligent to understand when I remarked that historically, this was exactly how the Christian conversion happened for some groups of Europeans, especially certain Nordic-Germanic peoples: The women converted first, often inconsistently, with many of them drawn by a reverent sympathy for the Blessed Virgin Mother; and they gave their sons the new religion with their motherly milk. Men who thus grew up nominally Christian then took a masculine approach to their faith. The hidden historical influence of mothers cannot be overstated.
Women truly are “the religious sex”, per RPO. And in real life, people are complicated. Formulae can but rarely apply.
Those who adequately understand the foregoing will have a fighting chance to conquer the (((corruption))) of the modern world, and perhaps even save some souls (however one interprets that). Although, of course, I did not push my liberal girl toward Christianity, I definitely stroked her feminine religious instincts in a different way; for in my own way, I was the most fanatically religious man whom she had ever met. If she had somehow fallen in love with a Christian, she probably would have conformed to him—unless he was one of those raaaaayciss, “extremist”, non-“mainline” White Christians; then, he would have encountered the exact same problem as I did. It is a matter of Weltanschauung, and which Weltanschauungen are mutually irreconcilable. I had to destroy her Weltanschauung; and in the end, caught divided against herself by conflicting loyalties and devotions, she had to choose betwen her Weltanschauung and me.
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Now, let my subtly multi-layered allusion to Mark 3:25 be followed up with an observation on the fact that a woman cannot serve two masters!
Cheers on those parables, Mr. Eliot. I hope that the foregoing feeds some thoughts about how to change minds on a fundamental level.
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I do this when people ask about my French last name.
It works as a good icebreaker, but you still need game (AKA: you need to escalate) to get the F.
Also, don’t drag out the joke until it’s not funny. That’s the same as repeating a joke.
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I like the isrealis new probe to land on moon called almost the bullshit probe
So There was a 30 mil prize to land on moon and noone claimed it by 2016
Wild shit
Maybe moon aint real
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This childish shit is so out of place on this blog now.
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So 365 days for earth to go around sun
Should be able to have ship go that fast
A meteor does not burn up traveling that fast
Why
Should be copying a meteors makeup i guess
All we need to do is surf the waves
Pretty realistis timeframe to get to sun
In 365 days?
Or half that
If everything revolving around everything
Lot of waves to catch
Moon Going around earth one day
So what we got to catch a wave moving at
25000 miles an hour what’s the problem
Lol
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So if supersonik missiles getting close cause with gravity
With no gravity
The fuck
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Kind of cute seeing your bitches ass up on ladder
Changing lightbulb 15 feet on air
And of course ya got to
Grab her and swing her around so She giggles
Coming down
[CH: i feel ya]
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It might
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Since game is the subject, random side thought: What would Le Happy Merchant game look like? Bonus points for including “oy vey”.
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ask a girl if she’s of jewish descent. her response will dictate how your pass at her should go.
if she answers in the positive, probe her for real signs of it. it could be a shit test
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Dang how many jews ini this place
Everyone
Stands up
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You guys have never gamed j00ish chicks?
Just throw everything we talk about straight at them, but with a twinkle in your eye & a smirk on your face.
She’ll be riding that Ne0n-N@zi c0ck all the way to dawn.
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Their vagene smell like a fuckin garbage dump
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This Jewess I used to work with. I remember a few years ago she came to me with an article by (((David Frum))) wherein Frum said Canada should slam the door shut to the Syrian “refugees.” She deplored the fact that a fellow Jéw could be against the refugee scam. I laughed and said “cool article.” She scrunched her nose and went back to her cubicle in a huff. This jewess looked mizrahi, tanned, spectacular body, long thick dark hair. The next morning I walked in, she looked me up and down and grinned.
A few months later we found ourselves working in neighbouring countries, about an hour flight away. We talked by email about visiting our respective cities for a weekend, but by that point I had more than enough to keep me busy without squiring a jewess around for a weekend. Besides, would she end up having brown poosy lips, nipples, and asshöle? How would I deal with that?
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Gross
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I’m a jew and I’ve never gamed jewish chicks. You want that fucking headache? Why do you think we try to marry non jewish chicks?
Just throw money at the bitch or snap her a pic of your two master degrees
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well, I think himmler was jéwish, so glad to have you on board Calgary Jéw!
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“Nice tits. It be a shame if someone were to milk them…”
(Khazar milker reference)
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It is really digusting how deep these lefty cunts will sink with their virtue signaling to get elected. Biden would literally burn the world down to get into the big chair. Here he is rolling over like a dog exposing his neck for the n1gger about what an awful goodwhite he has been.
I –really– hope this pop offs in my lifetime. Nothing would make me happier than seeing these people swing on live TV. In any sane society they’d be frogmarched to the gallows tout fucking suite.
https://apnews.com/73e70d011191490d839683b1fc89363f
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i actually read the link as apenews
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“I –really– hope this pop offs in my lifetime. Nothing would make me happier than seeing these people swing on live TV. ”
Will you get reception down in Costa Rica?
Or where did you say you were gonna go run and hide???
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Yeah Jay should stick around and hit a few nigs…see what happens.
I’m sure hell be fine in Smollett’s America.
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Tried it already faggot Lichtof. When you are even willing to step to one and your butt boy Indy / MW come talk to me.
Otherwise, go have your next board meeting and shut the fuck up. When did this board turn into venomous little toadies and cunts?
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Actually, maybe I misread that and you were being sarcastic and defending me, if so, mea culpa. Either way, I noticed a lot more sniping here among commenters. The shit needs to stop.
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Not to go all GSG and spam replies but I’ll redirect my offer to Indy since he turned faggot w/ his sock puppets. Go out, put your money where your mouth currently is, and knock some monkey on his ass. Report back here when you do.
Until then, keep on keepin’ on keyboard warrior! So brave…
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no worries
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Noticed sniping, have you? Keep telling people what to do while you claim you’re gonna run off to Costa Rica.
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It was an interesting speech by Biden. You just know the English based system of law is going away along with the ‘white man’s’ constitution.
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No because around 40% of whites are meek cowardly potatoes who just want to stuff their face and drive their low-end Mexican BMW. In Germany and France it’s closer to 10% that’s why shit popped off there in the past.
40% of the country is brown on top of that
The Jews have mangled the law so much, the only solution I can see is a white ethnostate forming somewhere, likely Oz. After America’s power wanes which shouldn’t take more than 50 years the way things are looking
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Quick funny story, given the current cultural climate.
Several years ago, my best friend went through a divo. Credit to him, instead of whining, he immediately called me up to get hammered and go to da club.
I hit on a tiny brunette, but I was so hammered I was slurring my speech. Actual gibberish. She said, “What is that accent? Where are you from?”
I said, “Uh… New Zealand. Auckland.”
She called me out on it when we were out later in the week. I said, “What? I wouldn’t fake some accent just to get out with you. You just haven’t gotten me drunk enough for it to come out again.”
Got the bang. We still laugh about it.
PS
That night my friend also picked up a cute 22 yo Ukrainian and ditched the careercunt overweight slob soon to be ex wife. I don’t think she ever recovered from the irony she screwed him over, but he was the one who upgraded.
PPS
In possibly the only instance in Weimerican History, he also got over on her in the divo. She out-earned him and ended up paying more in child support.
Glad you’re all my bros.
FE
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I know a chick who married a psycho
she earned he didn’t…she has to pay alimony!
I like her so I have spared her thus far from WELCOME TO THE PATRIARCHY BITCH
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I know a chick who m@rr!ed a psycho
she earned he didn’t…she has to pay alimony!
I like her so I have spared her thus far from WELCOME TO THE PATRIARCHY BITCH
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Obligatory “now we know why they call you Fast Eddie.” 😉
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Bix Nood uses gibbserish game
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Not really gibberish, but learning how to say a few things in other languages helped my game in the past. Especially in languages like Russian that aren’t commonly spoken in the US.
Most guys who did this learned how to say stupid shit like “the light in your eyes is beautiful”. Beyond the initial surprise of hearing their native language, this gets you nowhere with women because it’s inherently beta.
I took another approach.
I learned how to say “show me your tits” in Russian, with a low class accent. The combined shock of what is being said, the accent, and the native language always got a bitch’s attention and kept it.
YMMV depending on delivery.
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Its pozzed as aids but the episode of Scrubs with Colin Farrell is worth a watch. He plays an Irishman but has the lines down to a tee
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“Most guys who did this learned how to say stupid shit like “the light in your eyes is beautiful”. Beyond the initial surprise of hearing their native language, this gets you nowhere with women because it’s inherently beta.”
It goes deeper than that. If the guys an easily manipulated idiot (Scumbag or Immigrant Alpha or Gamma) she will teach the guy her language. Ive seen this before. If he’s got a high IQ she won’t teach him because then he will sleep with the other women plus he can’t be manipulated. This is precisely why companies no longer train male employees anymore, but they train all the female employees.
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O/T
Faceborg bans “white nationalism” and “white separatism” along with any support, praise, or representation thereof.
*acceleration intensifies*
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Worse than that. Amazon no longer ships to my PO box because of the book I bought on kindle.
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Isn’t this how blacks/rappers work? They spout nonsense gibberish and, if they say/sing it confidently and cool enough it becomes the hip slang kids repeat, which then filters down into our culture (with of course the help of the (((music industry propaganda))))
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P.S. I remember one rap song back in the day which kept repeating the word “skeet.”
After it had been out for a while, a blue-pilled friend of mine said it was hilarious that the blacks had “gotten” a “common” slang phrase for “spraying cum” past the censors.
I looked at him: “Bitch, you didn’t know that meant that until they told you. No one did. It was a nonsense phrase they’re now trying to pretend is dirty to make it seem cooler.”
He was quieted.
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when that team america movie was out i’d do this but with ‘durka durka’. I didn’t always fuck but it does get you talking to the girl. Good play.
I think I probably got the term from here, but this week I’ve been hitting girls with ‘lil buddy’, I hit a stuck up bitch at the dogpark with it and I have a date with her this weekend. Try it out, although if I got it from here you might be using it already and I’m just late to the party.
(I think it works because it’s a ‘i’m not interested’ statement.)
and just to go full wall of text, I’m a leaf and it’s tax time up here, so girls are coming through the office. I’ve been blowing my nose in front of hot ones, and I’ve gotten a few requests to call them (i’m obviously being charming too and being in position of power doesn’t hurt but the nose blow is something I think you should try, it’s also an ‘i’m not interested move’, I think I got that idea from The Game. There or here)
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“little buddy”
Gilligan’s Island game
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Chicks love foreign languages. They are impressed by my smathering of Spanish or French.
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Barbara Bush blamed TRUMP for her heart attack, kept a clock on her bedside table counting down http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3737881/posts
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Livin rent-free in da hoz’ haidz.
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Tricky Dick didn’t care for that putridan yankeess, either
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No bigger cuck out there than Chris Evans
[CH: he’s nauseating]
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You said it brother.
F@ggot phucked up Cap for me. I can never look at Cap again without seeing that f@g’s mug phucking up America.
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The A.I. P.A.C. strib club
dance for the k1kes btches
http://www.policyconference.org/gallery/speakers2019.asp
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I’ve done this, on many occasions, because either 1) I felt like being “a” asshole, 2) was drunk and DGAF, or C)–Fuck off, I’ve never been good at indexing– I was amusing myself at her expense.
I always got laid in every instance.
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