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Merchant Caesars Pizza

The video is a riot. The comments are more riotous. You won’t stop laughing. Representative sample:

800 to 900 yards from the place where the ovens were, the pizzas were squeezed into little cars that ran on rails. In Little Caesars these cars had various dimensions and could hold up to 15 pizzas. As soon as a car was loaded, it would be set in motion on an inclined plane that traveled at full speed down a corridor. At the end of the corridor there was a wall, and in the wall was the door to the oven. As soon as the car hit the wall, the door opened automatically, and the car would dip forward and pitch its cargo of fresh pies into the oven. Right behind it came another car with another load and so on.

Shame on Little…*snigger*…Caesars…*snort*…pizza, for this transparently…*mmmheehee*….counter-sem…*snicker*…anti-semitic….platitu….clich….TROPE *HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA*

No but really, shame on Little Caesars….*glances at WordPress SJWs, who are glancing at WordPress financiers*….shame on them!

80 Responses to “Merchant Caesars Pizza”

    • F-Code [www.future.code.blog] says:

      Looked over at your article, perused, paused.

      I wonder what American ally Saudi Arabia thinks of all this. Only America could take two opposing nations and wrap its arms around them both. It did this with Greece and Turkey, and now is forming a “moderate Islam, moderate Judaism” confederation in the dry climes.

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      • F-Code [www.future.code.blog] says:

        Not an actual nation-state, but if they agree to each other’s main points, they might as well be a loose confederacy in foreign policy, at the very least.

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  1. dblr619 says:

    Holy crap, I just ruptured something laughing!!!!!!

    (((Intensifies)))

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  2. Best comment from YT;
    Over 6 million pizzas sent to the oven!

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    • Greg Eliot Gay Son says:

      And none of them screamed!

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    • Dr.Benway says:

      Don’t be retarded and deny that millions of prisoners were killed, starved, worked, or died from diseases, probably 1/2 of them Jews, homos,communists,prisoners of war and Gypsies etc
      Or deny that there were gas chambers used to kill them.
      There were 100-200 concentration camps and it likely happened at some places to a tiny number of prisoners. You don’t need Zyklon either because simple carbon monoxide will do as they did with mobile gassing units for the insane, retarded, some criminals and other useless eaters.
      No, 6 million Jews were not shipped to Auschwitz, got off, were gassed and then cremated but as I said about it may have only been a tiny minority who died that way.

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      • Reinald Vallejo says:

        It’s impossible to round up and kill 6 million roaches much less humans, mostly by use of a gas chamber in such a short amount of time. It’s ridiculous to even think it’s possible.

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      • Igor says:

        Two massive armies in a war for survival collided in the Pale of Settlement. The (((special))) were disproportionately living the urban areas and disproportionately in leadership roles of one of the two sides. Of course, large numbers of (((special))) were going to be killed. The offensive part is that they represent a rounding error in terms of the total number killed in WW2 and yet we are all expected to fixate on the trivial % of deaths they represent because that are, well, (((special))). We must accept other people are merely cattle so their deaths don’t carry the same weight.

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      • pulsotic says:

        The engines claimed to have been used for carbon monoxide were diesel. Which produce 70% nitrogen and deposit soot. Death by lung cancer.
        And then there’s the curious case of all those burned bodies. Where are the trucks and manifests for all the wood they needed to burn bodies made of water? Nonexistent.
        It’s a lie. If Japan won we would’ve heard about all the Japanese that were murdered in US concentration camps.

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    • Greg Eliot says:

      Over 6 million pizzas sent to the oven!

      A Red Cross visit to the restaurant could only verify 250K actual sales.

      When the Soviet Union disbanded, the numbers were revised down to 1.5M pies.

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  3. WHOA WHOA WHOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHH

    WTF??????

    That’s pretty awesome. I didn’t think ANY of these advertisers had it in them. Millennials? Generation X?

    Of course, it could be the j00s running this ad, knowing they’ll get fishhooks in some of our mouths and the cash out of our pockets.

    Dig a little deeper before diggin’ in, folks.

    Stay Alert!

    (((hand rubbing intensifies)))

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    • Captain Obvious says:

      Wikipedia says the guy was from “Macedonia”. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Ilitch

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      • Corinth Arkadin says:

        Sounds legit. If someone where to say that, I’d believe him.
        Why Macedonia? Why not “Greece”?

        “Who would claim to be THAT, who was not.”

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      • Libertarian_Pill says:

        It can be a Slavic name. Meaning Son of Elijah. But Lenin’s middle name was also Ilitch or some similar variation if you transliterate it to English.

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    • Captain Obvious says:

      Find A Gr@ve has him at “Ho1y Sepu1chre” cem3tery. https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/176207191/michael-ilitch

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    • Yes, research the ownership. My casual inspection did not reveal anything questionable. The private holdings of Ilitch Holdings is staggering. It is truly FU money, but the Hunt brothers were ruined and there are political limits tightening with time. I am still skeptical. The only precedent for this I know is Borat the crypto-Jew about Jew down the well. Sure, one day the narrative control will break down, but false breaks are part of Kabuki theatre. I never ate there, but the stuffed pretzel crust pizza looks good on TV. Trying to keep weight down as always. I wonder if hand rubbing could catch on as crypto-anti.

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    • Dr.Benway says:

      Of course, it could be the j00s running this ad

      Who else? No one else has the Holocaust constantly on their mind or would even think of doing it.
      The point is to keep certain things in your mind even if it makes them look bad.By the next generation people tend to start forgetting things,and enemies are sometimes friends,and the past becomes a dim memory.
      They want you to be like them and Never Forget.
      Why all of the Museums in prominent locations and in places that never saw a Nazi? Boomers know the most about the war but Millenials know nothing. In another generation the war will be like the Civil War is to a Boomer to them, something too distant to have any real meaning.
      These kids will be brought to see the Holocaust Museum and may think why did these European White people want to kill poor Jews, and since it will be a 100 years later, they may be confused and even think that the US was involved. They already know nothing and think the US started the war by dropping an A bomb on Japan.

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  4. Dr.Benway says:

    Forget all of that crap.You boys will never think straight until you get that Boomer beat in your heads so here’s some music to get started on your education.
    I didn’t make the pics so I hope you racists don’t get offended(although all of you incels would pounce on anything that moved if you had the chance lol)

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    • Corinth Arkadin says:

      FFS, RELAX THERE, Naked Lunch

      And you’re hardly old enuff to tell any of us soldiers anything.

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      • Dr.Benway says:

        Fine, so you heard of it. It was Bill (Burroughs) who I knew in the 80’s who first refereed to me as Benway as a joke and I used the name as a joke. He knew that I was a young doctor and said ‘my Benway was fiction but you’re the real deal, boy’ Then he asked me if I had any Dilaudid enemas.

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    • It’s like being at the Thanksgiving table and the turkey thighs are ten times the size of the breast, ya know, Africanized turkey. More ass shots if must display dark meat.

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    • Greg Eliot Gay Son says:

      Calling trav!
      PS:This was written by Paul McCartney

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  5. Corinth Arkadin says:

    Greg Malden sez:
    (1 day ago)

    “Why do the pizza chambers have wooden doors, Tone?”

    We have a Daily Stormer reader here, folks! Loud and Proud.

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  6. Old schoolyard joke circa ’88:

    Q: What’s the difference between a pizza and a j00?

    A: A pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.

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    • And the difference between a large pizza and a dindu?

      A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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    • JOSEPH ANGEL says:

      That’s a golden oldie. I remember that from grade school in the 60’s. As a child, I did not know what a jew was, but I do remember that I loved pizza (Shakey’s Pizza was the best). None of the other kids knew what a jew was either, but they loved pizza too, so we laughed. Come to think of it, in my small California town, there were no niggers either. Sigh (as Hillary would say), what happened to America?

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  7. broc@mel says:

    ot: cook county drops all charges against jussie smollett

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  8. F-Code [www.future.code.blog] says:

    If you think about it, it’s kind of a vicious circle.

    Jews move to a new country. Refuse to assimilate because tribal ties offer more salient protection. Are viewed with hostility and suspicion for maintaining their differences. Jews take over finance and media, offering more security for them on teh surface, but burying them under black waves of shouting emotions from the locals. Jews ratchet up their takeover. The locals find a way to get rid of the Jews, and the Jews start the process up in a new country.

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    • Dr.Benway says:

      Jews take over finance and media

      How do they do this a foreign country?
      I sort of want to take over these things myself and need some advice

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      • Ironsides says:

        Start with large amounts of money. You show up with trunks of cash, it’s not all that difficult to establish yourself in cash-related activities.

        The fact that the Europeans allowed them to be usurers, bankers, tax collectors/tax farmers, and the like was a deadly error. Sure, they “saved their souls” by not loaning at interest, but they sowed (((dragon’s teeth))) for future generations when those monstrous fortunes gave the tribe the leverage to take over pretty much everything important.

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      • Greg Eliot says:

        Money and nepotism/cronyism/tribalism on steroids.

        Insinuate one of yo’ boys into a given position of sway and/or hiring, and then make sure every candidate from then on is of the (ahem) right (((calibre))).

        This ain’t rocket surgery, and it’s been discussed here innumerable times… times where I know for a fact our good doctor was on the thread.

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  9. Jack Archer says:

    I can’t believe how insensitive all of you are. It’s disgusting. And on Pizza Remembrance Day, no less.

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    • Dr.Benway says:

      I agree.These vulgar little boys with heir puerile ‘jokes’, silly looking Walmart clothes and mullet haircuts are not the sort you want to be associated with.
      The types who carry Tiki torches in some goofball rally about some cracker rebel general statue, a general who should have been hanged for treason after the war that the South instigated because they were too lazy to pick their own cotton.

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      • pulsotic says:

        The north captains of industry instigated it because they wanted cheap labor. Quit pushing the (((hollywood))) narrative.

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      • Greg Eliot says:

        I’m hoping our good Doctor was being facetious… otherwise that’s a pretty big tell-on-myself, right thar.

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    • JOSEPH ANGEL says:

      Not really. I tell these same pizza and jew jokes on Holocaust Remembrance Day.

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      • Greg Eliot says:

        T-shirt at the Holocaust & Pizza Museum Gift Shop:

        “My grandfather survived Auschwitz and all I got was this T shirt and the corner of a Sicilian”

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  10. nothingman00 says:

    Jews would never eat Little Caesar’s pizza. It’s goyim prole chow.

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    • Screwtape says:

      Et tu, Shlomi?

      Sadly, Lil skeezrs is not kosher.

      Though they did get sued by some hijabs for claiming halal, when, in fact they don’t actually fuck goats in the walk-in.

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    • Reinald Vallejo says:

      I know I love that shizz.

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    • Dr.Benway says:

      Why would anyone other than some hick from Podunk eat that pizza? If you live anywhere even remotely close to civilisation there would be some Italian brick oven pizza available. This and Dominos are prolefeed.

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  11. Dr.Benway says:

    Goat fucking is just something you may find in yokel farm boys. Or in one of those Father Flanagan homes where there is a farm area.
    A Marine (WWII) told me long ago that when he was in the service during the war there were a couple of marines who were at Boystown. They told him that they used to fuck the sheep and said it was just like pussy.
    OKok I don’t want you incels here to get any ideas.

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    • Corinth Arkadin says:

      You know, of course, you are doxxing yourself.

      By degrees.

      I said I didn’t need to do it for you, Naked Lunch.

      BTW, HOW IS YOUR MOM?

      We have COME and we will come AGAIN.

      Kill or Cure.

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  12. Jay in DC says:

    It is rare for me to not think YT comments sections are full of complete retards as they normally are, but not only that, I was laughing my ass off. That entire comments section is like /pol/ just mass migrated or something. lulzy as fuck

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    • Yt comment: “never forget the 6 pizzilion”

      Zolozolzolz

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      • posts only tweets says:

        We must secure the existence of our large pepperoni and a side of breadsticks for our children

        DOOOOOD!

        Soooo friggggin’ choice

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    • mendo says:

      You’d be surprised at some YT comments for some videos. What we call “based” is def on display.

      I tend to peruse the gamers section and there’s a small number of blokes doing good, and the comment sections on their pages are a breath of fresh air.

      CWII will def be fun to witness. Gen Z knows the score all too well.

      And this Jussie bs just emboldened them further.

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    • Publius says:

      The entire world is on to the jew—and enslaved.

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  13. Anonymous says:

    Read the book “Twelve Days” about the 1956 Hungarian revolution

    It names the Jew.

    It’s worse than we thought.

    We are in Purim.

    It was the Jews and is the Jews.

    Sorry if that hurts anybody’s such as the FAGGOT Matt Bracken’s vagina.

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  14. JOSEPH ANGEL says:

    Wow, I thought that this commercial was a spoof or something. I think that the person at the jew ad agency who came up with this ad will be called on the carpet. Probably some younger Millennial jew who did not pay attention in his ‘Defense Against the Dark Goy Arts’ class at Hogwarts or was absent the day that they taught about the ‘Le Happy Merchant’ meme.

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    • Greg Eliot says:

      I’m pretty sure it was a spoof… if not, well… I can’t even… in this, the current year. lzozlzozlzozlzozlzozlozl

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  15. Greg Eliot says:

    This would have made an epic Super Bowl ad.

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  16. Robert What? says:

    I guess I’m a bit slow but I don’t get it.

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    • Greg Eliot says:

      Look up images of The Happy Merchant.

      Where ya been, kid? Living in a cave?

      On a side note, tip o’ the cap to Caesars for the free lunch every Veteran’s Day… yeah, it ain’t the best pizza in the world, but a free lunch is a free lunch.

      And next year’s is going to taste even sweeter. lzozlzozlozl

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    • Paracelsus says:

      Read the Bible before you knock it.

      “For verily I say unto you, That whosoever say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; and shall not doubt in his heart, but shall believe that those things which he saith shall come to pass; he shall have whatsoever he saith.”

      It’s not just a book.

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  17. It’s funny how the Jews get bashed by the Christian here, as if their God would have favored such a vile religion, not a wonderful precursor that got corrupted later. The Sadducee and Pharisees were already established, as was the shadow government taxation and debt slavery of the Priestly code. Your intellectual leader, Greg ‘dog’ Eliot, gave his best arguments for the red pill manliness of Christianity on the previous post and CLEARLY LIED. You Christcucks are either neurotic or subhuman narcissists. Just FU for your lies. You hurt your human betters, you fuckwits. The extent of Jewish social engineering is just disgustingly incredible. May natural selection favor our philosophic White seed over your throwback white seed. You have no chance at redemption in this life, as designed. You have no pimp hand to wield if there is a turning point of opportunity. Fucking tedious nitwits, all of you. Amen.

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    • Greg Eliot says:

      Lied?

      Wipe the spittle from the corners of yo’ mouf and explain that one, chump. And be concise so I don’t have to dig so deep showing you your ass again.

      And remember… when bringing up the name of Eliot in an unrelated thread out of the blue… it’s not about me ’round chere.

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    • Jack Archer says:

      Reality Doug believes in his genetics and that people not like him are “subhuman” and the he is their “human better”.

      The Talmud believes in genetics and that people not like them are subhuman and that they are everyone’s human better.

      Reality Doug believes Christianity is a lie and hates beyond hate Christ and those who follow Him.

      The Talmud believes Christianity is a lie and hates beyond hate Christ and those who follow Him.

      Reality Doug does not believe in redemption.

      The Talmud does not believe in redemption.

      Reality Doug hates Christians because he believes they preach lies and falsehoods.

      The Talmud hates Christians because it believes they preach lies and falsehoods.

      Reality Doug believes that the “pimp hand” is supreme and his dream is to one day wield over people.

      The Talmud believes that power is supreme and the dream for Talmudists is to wield it over people.

      Reality Doug hates what he cannot comprehend and is reduced to naming those he hates “fuckwits”.

      Talmudists hate what they cannot comprehend and are reduced to naming those they hate “goy”.

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  18. Paracelsus says:

    Little Caesar’s needs to keep an eye on those ovens. If you leave 3 or 4 pizza’s in there for too long they’ll end up getting cremated.

    The new axis powers are Pepe, Gritty, and Little Caesar.

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    • Greg Eliot says:

      If you leave 3 or 4 pizza’s in there for too long they’ll end up getting cremated.

      Yeah, but if you don’t leave ’em in long enough, they wind up tasting like soapy lampshades.

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  19. Fozzy Bear says:

    I’ll never get over watching the first meeting between President Trump, Pelosi, and Schumer, during the most recent government shutdown. Watch the video – Schumer looks quite “happy”.

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  20. The Judge says:

    Oy! not again!

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  21. Yo says:

    Toungue out the side of your mouth
    Kind of like a headbut
    press face against
    Hers
    For something new
    To clownworld kiss with
    Can update with retard
    Noises
    She Will have
    Faux indignation
    Which ya should be Going
    For

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    • guest says:

      The gunslinger lives!

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    • Yo says:

      Should make her fake mad at you at least Ten Times a day
      If She doesnt laugh at your jokes
      And wants to talk politics all day
      Just get a new bitch
      For a lover
      Use political bitch as a friend to get
      Other bitches

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