A reader has used Gimp Dog Game with a chick.
Why not? It’s funny af. If a girl is giving you a hard time, or she’s fishing for your thirst, send over Gimp Dog to dance on her un-stroked ego.
Gimp Dog is the equal of Birthday Cat in the non sequitur department, he’s just as baffling to girls expecting a predictably boring beta male response, and he carries an air of subtle condescension and amused mastery.
PS This nuclear neg Trump gives to Bernard Sanders is pretty much how I imagine Trump picked up all of his women.
PPS Stool Wars
Could someone who keeps up with (((Disney))) explain the (((Star Warts))) group hug?
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It’s in the Free Republic, the article about the j00es getting rich from the opiod crisis.
You haven’t read it yet?
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Group hugs: part communist, part soy, all libshit
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Darth Vader did nothing wrong.
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Sheeeeit, Anakin Skywalker did nothing wrong.
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Adolph Vader was right
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:-=)
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Alderaan had it coming.
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Wonder how many earths didnt make it
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This popped up on my news feed the other day. They’re hugging after wrapping the last scene of the final movie in the trilogy.
What a shame. They all live.
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I always liked your style, jg07
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Sure… Black guy, aka king dingaling is the HOH of the threesome, white girl is his sex slave and white guy his bitch. What? Nothing to see here, just the natural order of the universe. NIG NOG, BLACK HOG, LISTEN TO THE POZ
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Brother has it made…African 7th heaven…muhdikking while getting muhdiked
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Is it just me or is the white dude way more into the brother than the girl?
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The Emmanuel Micropeen of Star Wars
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Lolz
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E;R has a great breakdown of these recent (((Didney))) abominations on yootoob
Got me thinking that with more rampant feminism, you see more and more rampant Mary Sue female leads, which stands to reason.
Being a Mary Sue means you’re imbued with all manner of ability without having to earn any of it, just like feminism’s about minimizing men’s sexual behavior and maximizing women’s.
His analysis of TLJ is on point and worth the brisk hour and 15 minute time frame
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E;R == ?????
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it equals his fucking username
DAFUQ!
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There’s a youtube channel called “E;R”?
Capital E, Semi-Colon, Capital R?
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E;R
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4BZtFgtCuHUt0p8J-XENiA/videos
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BONGO, er, BINGO
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Dude gives away spoilers.
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No
oneshitlord should have any interest in seeing those films.Pass for those that already saw them. (so long as it wasn’t on your dime)
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Those E;R reviews are hilarious as well. Or at least I find them so.
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Don’t forget BANGO and IRVING.
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I’m wondering if pufferfish twirling in a bubble lasso would be completely inexplicable too (45 seconds into the video below).
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/videos/category/science/mesmerizing-pufferfish-twirling-in-bubble-l/
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I feel bad for the doggo. I hope he has a good white person as an owner.
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I thought the same thing.
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Women are born to submit to men. That is why they have a vagina, and that is why they are useful. If she decides to go the tranny route and get a pen0r, not to worry! She/he/it will still have equivalent utilitarian value to men (target practice).
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dude, get some meds.
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Why don’t you get a life, faggo?
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OT but game related: This weekend I opened, in real life and on the dating apps, with ‘Do you believe in spells?” It’s an old one, from ‘The Game’ even.
In real life I follow it up with ‘the retard line’ palm read routine. It’s so out of date it’s new again. (you believe in spells? wow, give me your hand. Hmmm, you see this line? It’s the retard line, it means youre a retard)
On the dating apps I tried opening with it. I got a lot of ‘Huhs?” back. I used the standard approach from ‘The Game’ as the response “well my friend had this girl cast a spell on him, (some story to illustrate), so now I kinda believe in them”. I’m getting nothing back on those responses.
So boys tell me what you think. I think it’s solid IRL but it’s not getting me anywhere on dating app/text game. Is this a salvageable line, should I abandon it, should I change the response?
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OT: I prefer game topics such as this.
I think you should abandon. Just my thoughts, no offense meant. I think that you’re better off with a discerning look. You earned your age. Use it.
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Also, online game is tough vs being able to be witty in person
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No offense taken, I’m here for the critiques. You only get better playing with better players, as the saying goes.
Yeah, the disconnect between online and offline game is huge. Most of my real life stuff doesn’t work online.
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So it works in real life, so it does not work in text. Well, that is the answer for you. You use it IRL and not on apps.
Why are you on apps anyway, giving unearned attention and validation to Females?
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Damn, my game is slipping, you are right, more real life, less tinder.
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Exactly.
Women are vapid iphag addicted attention whores all chasing chad thundercock….But muh Tinder game is tight.
Poolside is fine i guess, but then don’t blame the thots when they eat your liver with a nice chianti.
Reap what you sow; get out and plough the field.
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Neg 2: “we’re both tough in trade. The problem is he doesn’t know what to do about it”
Neg 3: “What happened to Bernie was, Maybe, not so nice. I think maybe he was taken advantage of…he was not treated with respect by Clinton….what happened to Bernie sanders 4 years ago was quite sad”
OUCH
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GREAT news: Nick Sandmann to sue Washington Post for $250,000,000:
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Bezos should relinquish the WP, deliver it to Sandmann in two days and call it squarsies
Jeff needs the brownie points. (Oh wait. . . )
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One can’t sue “for $250 million”. No way to quantify his damages like that.
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A nig won $289 mil from Monsanto for getting cancer. Judge knocked it down to $39 mil, but he was a fcking lawn mower — not even real farm equipment.
You never know what a jury might give you. No reason why our young smirklord shouldn’t aim high.
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It worked for Hulk Hogan against Gawker 3 years ago, he got over 140 million because they leaked his sex t@pe. Nick Denton tried to plead his defense in court by saying he was the grandson of Holoho@x survivors. lulz.
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It worked for Hulk Hogan against Gawker 3 years ago, he got over 140 million because they leaked his sex t@pe. Nick Denton tried to plead his defense in court by saying he was the grandson of Holoho@x survivors. lulz.
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Notice (((They))) still fall back on the completely disproven “McCarthyism” neg.
Joseph McCarthy had the goods on Commies in the State Dept,, advisers to Roosevelt and the Army. He was an American hero.
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J.ws never for forgive or forget who outs them….look at how history remembers the likes of Hitler and McCarthy
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Hmmm, that is a strange Oreo.
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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Streetsweeper, wherever you are, I owe you an apology
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You were right
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Had this shit wrapped 11 years ago oh well
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