Caption contest time.
Readers rise to the occasion:
Is that Bill Kristol thinking about a war with Iran?
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Democrat legislator in a Puerto Rican bar during guv shut-down.
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Peak Boomer
National Enquirer releases the Jeff Bezos dick pic, accidentally mixes it up with the Tim Cook dick pic.
Just another idiot giving our people a bad name. Burn the perv with fire.
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Our people?
He looks like an elderly lightish skinned spic. Nothing more.
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Mighty big nose on that spic.
Mighty big nose.
Crypto-something-or-other.
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I have to disagree, that guy looks white to me. Probably European.
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I see it. Spic facial features
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Ears below eye-level, my J.wdar sensor is is peaking, likely Sephardic along the lines of FDR & Teddy
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it’s a german
you see them around the world dressed like this
oh yeah, the master race, the nordics
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Yes, these boys have never been anywhere and just imagine things.
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It’s as plain as the nose on its face.
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Beg pardon sarge, wot exactly is going on ‘ere?
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Bs who is this guy
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Greg Eliot
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COTY
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I thought it was try-hard and his latest conquest.
I figgered it couldn’t be Danger… this guy has a dick.
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You lose this round GE.
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Not quite, sock… my counter shiv to your doppelgangers was much funnier.
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Greg, saying your own joke is funny is just gay.
Take the L with grace and aplomb.
And plot your revenge….
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No brag, just fact.
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And anyone who thinks merely saying “Greg Eliot” is all that funny, coming from my known ankle-biters, then that’s on them… an “L’” my ass.
Those who attempt to snark at me get the loss, each and every time, which is what makes them pissed all the more and keep vainly trying to get the upper hand.
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COTM lololol
the fact he can’t stfu and acknowledge it makes it even funnier. but also a bit pathetic.
BOOM ROASTED
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Acknowledge what, that it was so obvious a clown like you or Danger were going to mention my name?
The only guy who got roasted was the usual asshole who tries to start shit with me… with you getting the silver medal, punk.
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There must’ve been a young boy walking by!
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You should be happy. That’s probably your first boner in twenty years.
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ghey… unsurprisingly so.
I’d say it was your usual projection, but as noted above, your attempts at wit bespeak the dicklessness of your existence.
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You all have a standing order. If I go full boomer like that, shoot me in the head and throw me on a compost heap.
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Read you Lima Charlie Jeep. Order 66 is in place.
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Ok. And if I ever become a humorless bloviating gasbag who can’t take a joke do the same for me. Deal?
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*sips*
Yep, you just have to give ‘The Manager’ a firm handshake if you want the job
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Is that a Monster in you hand, or an eyepatch on your cyclops?
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I put a white bun in a white oven
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Well done sir, well done.
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Congrats man! May it be the first of many future shitlords and lady-like lasses
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He’s probably a European tourist who goes there regularly, my guess is German or Scandinavian. I have seen this before in Germany where they have nude beaches at many lakes and they are populated by mostly old men and the ones who are really out to party will wear these slingshot thingies for leaving the beach to go buy a beer.
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I’m in the third world right now (business), and I really find that the German and Scanadavian girls are the biggest bums. They look like compleat slobs. Maybe it’s just the ones who travel to shitholes.
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Banana Hammock Republic
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Yep, this is exactly how I pictured that c-u-n-t Greg Elliot. He just got done fuking some brown ho in the brothel upstairs and come down for a drink before going back up for seconds.
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I see I’m still foremost in the thoughts of youse yeggs… I’m deeply moved.
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See Mike,
You missed your shot there. Most Gay.
Homeboy a few comments up already got that shot in. Gunna have to be a little faster than that
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BOOM ROASTED
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He reminds me of almost every man that I see in the gym locker over the age of 60. They are always walking around naked or half naked, and take forever to change when they get out of the showers. Not sure what the hell is up with that, but it certainly is very odd behavior.
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By the way, the photo is gross (even without the gratuitous boner). Amazing how everyone just ignores it, and pretends he is not there. Keeping it third-world classy. Hell, if he buys another cerveza and a something with pollo in it, he could probably use them to negotiate for the ass of any (mucho grande) senora in that bar.
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My guess is that he is a German tourist. Lots of money, spreads it around generously to all the staff, they all look the other way, and he gets young girls sent up to his room.
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How boomers get dressed in the locker room:
T Shirt
Dress Shirt
Tie
Shave
Hair Gel
Nose Trim
Brush and Floss Teeth
Blow Nose
Clean Ears
Socks
Extended conversation with another boomer
…..
Underwear
Pants
Back to work
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Also before the tightie-whites get put on: the foot powder routine, of course leaving behind a huge mess.
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Now I see why you guys hate boomers so much… they’re cramping your style in the locker room.
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Jesus H Chr!st, do you guys live in the locker room at muh swimming pool?
You’re describing them to a “T”.
They’re so g0d-d@mned meticulous & fastidious that it’s difficult to conclude that all of them aren’t at least bi-curious [if not outright ph@gs].
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Obviously it could be a self-selecting statistic – only the bi-curious and the outright ph@gs would spend any time prancing around a men’s lockerroom.
But G0d-d@Mnit the behavior is ubiquitous.
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Sexual revolution, maaaan. Gotta be free with expressing yourself, maaan. Everybody is beautiful, and every body is beautiful, maaaaaaaaaan.
Can second the observation about old dudes in the gym locker room. Once saw two boomers having a conversation, butt naked, like it was nothing. Every other guy in the locker room was furiously looking away, throwing their clothes on in a hurry, and scurrying out.
If you haven’t seen it, that shit is surreal.
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The issue is that when boomers were young, there wasn’t rampant homosexuality shoved down your throat and everyone was assumed to be straight, so they don’t think it’s a big deal.
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Still, it’s gay as hell.
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Was it weird when the Greeks did it?
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Aging faggots.
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This… guy reeks of TEH GHEY a league off… I would have guessed he was taking a short break before getting back to the Pride Parade.
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You really should stay out of gay gyms.
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BOOM… roasted.
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I saw exactly the same thing in any gym I was ever in. WTF are they trying to prove? they are disgusting. I told one old guy get the fuck away from me. the are not fags but why do they want to show off a fat shot body. the younger guys built well are modest
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I don’t know what’s up with those old farts either. I’m 63 and I sure as hell don’t want to display my naked body to other men, so I get dressed quickly and leave in those situations. Homosexuality was not widely accepted when I was young, not even among the hippies (and to be clear I never was a hippie), and I will never learn to be okay with it.
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God bless you sir. You are credit to that generation.
I hope you have kids and grandkids and if you don’t, then on behalf of every sane male, please do us all a favor and make some.
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I hear you with that. Old guys in gyms are straight up a$$holes.
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Clutching his wallet in the left hand. Obviously nowhere to put it.
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He could put it in his prison-wallet.
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Hahahaha I like that. Stealing it
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Travioli boozing up and thinking about black poosay.
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df?
dude…i look incomprehensibly better than this, don’t have gray hair, and am not a fuckin boomer faggot german. I’m 47 not 77 and my bodyfat is <10%
i wouldn’t be caught dead in a fuckin thong
there was EXACTLY THIS GUY down in FL at the Wyndham Reach in 2000 at our hotel. Sitting by himself in a damn thong at a family hotel resort. Like dude, the gay hotel is the next one down the street, fuckin get out of here.
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Lol’ed for realz, dawg
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Trav I’m the same age. Do you find it gets in the way of pickup?
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Sir Phillip (((Green)))’s thong meets the natives of Puerto Rico.
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2021. The Wall was built, Fred Reed decided to remain on the other side, in Tijuana.
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He’s thinking…”Barry was supposed to meet me here with Chucky 30 minutes ago after they dropped off Michelle. Where the Hell are they? My Monster’s almost empty.”
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I just dropped two Michelle Obamas off at the pool.
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Does appear to be amused mastery
Where the fuck are the hos
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Wife keeps calling asking when She can come back
Probably in the next life
Think im Going Thailand
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Did tell me get other bitches maybe ill put my name on her fotehead and just not give a fuck about her stupid fucking problems
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Doc tells me save loot one time may not get paid for three months takes me year to get my shit together but i do
I tell my wife same shit for two years She never
Does
This aint a sudden thing
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Allthough same to ex ex She like i cant be like u
I guess maybe my wife just cant do it like its an mpossibility
Some people cannot forward think i guess
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The equals shit really is so fucked
We are not equal in the way we think
Like yea two bitches they literally cannot think in the future cannot act now for future shit
Not equal
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Told her bring two kilos steak
Im Going through withdrawels
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Guess have to work within limitations
Fucking shit
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Ex might be only one that understands
Future results from present actions
But not with money eiither
I guess money is some pretty complex shit
People can literally not understand it
Drug dealer blacks do
Facinating
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A few dealer blacks
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It males sense bitches can basically allways get money off some dude today
They don’t fucking need to have future time orientation
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Babymaker too maybe been dreaming bout me her whole life
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And comes with 10 g dowery
Toaster
Rofl
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Roasted
Hahahaha
Old school bitches
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Body almost exactly like first wife except ex wife was three years older than me
I got a doover from better position
He he he
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Yea all the body self improvement
Its the mind improvement that matters
Maybe physical
But i was 21 curling 165 when i met ex wife
In shapppppeeeee
Now at 43 fat no teeth whatever
My mind is wayyyyy past when i was 21
But i get the same kind of version but better and 6 years younger rofl
Older men i guess rock
Quite using age as excuse
Course this blog owns
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My arms were bigger than arnolds in his prime back then and i never used roids
I should prob be Bezos life coach
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Ex wife was 24 allready
So yea 23 year old ex i had was younger too funny shit
As we know 24 on Carousel over the fucking hilll
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Yea wtf Arnold used roids to be smaller than me AU natural hillarious shit
Another irony of life
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Gunny: Has it ever occurred to you that many of us here aren’t really interested in your exes, dealer blacks, crack addicts, and the minutia of your daily life ? Just a thought .
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You spamming comment sections with unrelated news articles is also something I could do without.
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I do it for me first
To work my brain
Its like lifting
And ya can see results
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It’s a Halloween party and he’s going as Harvey Weinstein
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Learn to Chode
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Thread winner…
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Hahahahahahaah
My sides are splitting with laughter.
Lernen Chodieren
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Lololololo.
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VD:
Game time?
Or
Lame time?
Thoughts?
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Its all Lane time i cant teleport
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On shore leave from the pussyhat march
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He’s a ghey j00 and just saw the black trans photographer taking his picture
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“They’re not sending their best, people.”
The squatemalans
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Weird codpiece, Greg, but okay.
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Can always count on living in (((JJ)))’s haid, rent-free.
Alas, yet another haid!
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You’ve made yourself a walking punchline.
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Sez the sock who, upon seeing me walk on water, would attempt to snark about how I didn’t know how to swim.
The only punchline ’round chere is when you Eliot Has Green Hair dweebs line up in an attempt to bite my ankles, and I counterpunch y’all back into yo’ momma’s basement.
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Can’t see the ponytail but you know it’s there.
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Alfua Hirsch writes about Brit(ish).
https://www.nationalgeographic.co.uk/history-and-civilisation/2018/04/why-britishness-identity-crisis
Nigkike. Every. Fucking. Time.
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And a yenta, to boot.
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(((They))) chose that picture for that article? Like, they were presented with multiple and chose *that* one?
Yeeesh.
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Ah, Britain, where the picture of any “cultural commentator” or “academic” makes a young man’s fancy lightly turn to thoughts of boxcars.
(USA, too, pretty much.)
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[Shuddering with horror]. Did we really need to see that? How do I unsee it? No that’s not my caption suggestion, just my reaction.
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Work hard; play hard.
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61-Year-Old Boomer with the cock of a 16-Year-Old Zoomer.
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“Ain’t nobody got time fo dat!” .. “Monster .. drink” ..
Bwhaaaaa
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The photo reminds me of Sauvie Island in the Portland area that has a legally nude beach. I went there once about 10 years ago and will never go back. Too many of the people running around nude were boomer guys (and gals) who looked like the guy in the photo. It was quite disgusting.
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– Mexico now holds second place in most by armed conflicts globally. BUILD THE WALL! –
Mexico now holds second place in most by armed conflicts globally. BUILD THE WALL! pic.twitter.com/xTIEkTOh5M
— 12160info (@12160mhz) February 9, 2019
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Between AOC and this guy, we’re all getting a good sample of the planned “Latino” future of the US. Enjoy the decline !
– Ex-Bell, Calif., Mayor Oscar Hernandez too uneducated to know his actions were illegal, lawyer says –
” Former Mayor Oscar Hernandez didn’t have a college or high school degree and didn’t even finish elementary school, defense attorney Stanley Friedmand said. ”
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ex-bell-calif-mayor-oscar-hernandez-too-uneducated-to-know-his-actions-were-illegal-lawyer-says/
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heee dindo nufffing maing! (Speedy Gonzalez voice).
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Isn’t socialism great !? Oh wait a minute ………………………….
– Socialist Ocasio-Cortez Lands $10 Million For Movie Deal –
https://thefederalistpapers.org/opinion/socialist-ocasio-cortez-lands-10-million-movie-deal?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=PostTopSharingButtons&utm_campaign=websitesharingbuttons&fbclid=IwAR3IaWI8KT2HKlhj4kRkq47mg3ZlySZEdsocm7jP5abJQr-eboPTuFdIxjU
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Not surprising really.
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Anne Hathaway to star?
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I don’t know if I believe this story, as members of Congress have limits on permissible “outside earned income”, limited to 15% of the annual rate of basic pay for level II of the Executive Schedule. In addition, some types of outside income, like accepting speaking fees (honoraria), are outright forbidden during their terms of service.
See: http://library.clerk.house.gov/reference-files/112_20120104_Salary.pdf
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I’m sure she wait till her term is over. Unless, that is, you see her having a political future.
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Then how do they build up 90 million
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Pimpin’ aint easy…
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It’s going to be a documentary about her and three other women who broke through into the House. Iirc. So there won’t be any need for expensive actors and stuff.
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Not sexy at all.
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You could use a stiff drink
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He looks like some kind of goblin. Disgusting.
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Not me. Would never parade around a bordello like that.
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That guy is a little too chubby to be wearing that…
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Most droll.
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Variation:
That guy is a little chubby to be wearing that in public
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What we have here is a Boomer who just OD’d on Dickpills to slam a hooker and is now having a drink trying to get it to come down.
*Ask your Doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex….and seek immediate medical attention for an erection lasting more than four hours…*
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It’s a monster drink ..
not a monster one-eyed purple yogurt slinger.
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I left my hard-on in San Franshitco.
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Thats not a hardon its just his dick
Hence amused mastery he he he
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Think I need to grab a case of Bang fire up the Winnebago and blow the rest of the kids inheritance on Guatemalan hookers.
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It doesnt take much money brown loves white
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Get a regular chic to introduced u to other chicks
Then get those chicks to di same
Preselection like a boss
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Tell your kids work 84 hours a week and save loot for few years
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Immanuel have my babymaker do massage for few years buy US nice house and business
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Like that Will ever work for me lol
Maybe can dream
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He Lika fat bitches lol
I do to occasionaly
Ex thinks when She fat not good enough for me
So go goes and doesnt eat for months
I like her chubby though he he he
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Viagra kicked in too early.
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Hey babe, why don’t you come sit on my lap and we’ll talk about whatever comes up?
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does this thong make my butt look big?
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“when your wife’s at home and the 20-somethings are in bikinis”
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Headline for this dude:
Boomer takes the blue pill thinking its viagra. Loses last chance to be quality PUA.
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The important thing is whether its a guy or girl holding the camera while being looked at by erect dude.
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He probly gets more pussy than most CH readers. Doesn’t get much more DGAF and confident in that setting.
Even though it burnt my eyes too.
Funny to see how commenters are violently triggered.
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