I just found this gif and I will never be the same. pic.twitter.com/Vy5s8wy7IW
— Lyndsey Fifield (@lyndseyfifield) February 6, 2019
Replying to a girl’s coital-prepping sass with a wordless sign language gif is the zenith of zfg jerklordery.
Has Birthday Cat met his cooze-splooging match?
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meow?
GIRL: and i was like ‘this guy is buying me drinks but what does he expect from me?’ and then he says blah blah blah….hey, you still there? i can’t meet tomorrow i have a cat neutering appointment but maybe we can try next week
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YOU:
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GIRL: Did you do any of the acid?
GIRL: I did some coke last weekend and i couldn’t sleep
GIRL: I’ve lost like 15 pounds since you harrassively told me to lose weight
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YOU:
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GIRL: How’s life?
YOU: Good
GIRL: Hmmmm ok
GIRL: I don’t mean to bother you
GIRL: Just saying hi
YOU: Okay
GIRL: We don’t need to play games. I get it you’re good. You’re just not interested. And I need to quit being a dumb female and leave you alone
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YOU:
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YOU: I’ll see you at 7 tonight
GIRL: Oh hey I can’t. last minute stuff. We’ll talk soon!
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YOU:
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GIRL: I really like you as a friend
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YOU:
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