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Bumble Game

Mr. Meaner shows what a cleanly executed chat game looks like, incorporating multiple Game tactics and concepts and moving the convo quickly onto closing the deal.

Thought I’d post this Bumble exchange I had as it’s a good example of a lot of game techniques. Hope I don’t get stuck in mod.

Her: Hey hru

Me: gd u
(Ed: I am so sick to the back teeth of chicks and their lazy-ass openers that I just fight fire with fire now)

Her: I’m alright what you upto?

Me: having lunch; looking at your pics. You?

Her: I’m home sick unfortunately. Haha you like what you see?

Me: i did until you said you were sick (disgust emoji)

Her: Oh

Her: Well that’s kinda awkward

Her: What you got planned for the weekend?

(Ed: neg leads to her asking me my plans. Lol)

Me: thinkin of buyin’ a new car. You’re clearly gonna be in bed all wkend

Her: Oh awesome what sort of car

(Ed: Cue lengthy para about all the made up bullshit she’s doing this weekend)

Me: doing much tonight?

Her: nothing planned think my housemates staying in so might watch a movie, you?

Me: yeah just relaxing at this point. Might open a bottle of something or have a few beers

Her: that sounds amazing. You could go all out and eat cheese too

Me: (eyeroll emoji) fine you bring the cheese

Her: haha it’s a date. What part of town are you?

Enjoy my bros

Well played. I give this Game three out of four Birthday Cats.

There are a couple of highlights from Mr. Meaner’s banter that are worth explaining in full.

  • Bumblegirl’s total word count is 71. Mr. Meaner’s word count is 56. That’s about a 9:7 word count ratio, which is heading in the direction of the golden give-and-take ratio described in Poon Commandment V:

V. Adhere to the golden ratio

Give your woman 2/3 of everything she gives you. For every three calls or texts, give her two back. Three declarations of love earn two in return. Three gifts; two nights out. Give her two displays of affection and stop until she has answered with three more. When she speaks, you reply with fewer words. When she emotes, you emote less. The idea behind the golden ratio is twofold — it establishes your greater value by making her chase you, and it demonstrates that you have the self-restraint to avoid getting swept up in her personal dramas. Refraining from reciprocating everything she does for you in equal measure instills in her the proper attitude of belief in your higher status. In her deepest loins it is what she truly wants.

  • Meaner wasn’t a stickler for syntax. Abbreviating words is the slangy equivalent of Skittles for her birthday. ZFG all the way (Zapped Furburgers Greased).
  • The neg (technically a Takeaway or Indicator of Disinterest) prompted her to ask about his weekend. Chaser-chasee script flipped.
  • “thinkin of buyin a new car”. Minor, but effective for its spontaneity, DHV (demonstration of higher value)
  • “you’re clearly gonna be in bed all wkend”. Vheeky jerkboy bantz. Sutble but powerful disqualification. She hears, “this guy doesn’t think I have a life”.
  • Her: “you could go all out and eat cheese too”. Funny shit test. Most betas would balk and get defensive. Meaner passes it easily with the eyeroll and opportunity for a weekend slamfest by telling her to bring the cheese.

Well done.

55 Responses to “Bumble Game”

  1. FormerlyAnon says:

    Bumble game…swipe yes or whatever on every pic…vomit right? Then YOU screen the replies. Dopey ass chicks.

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    • Captain Obvious says:

      Did he instigate the original interaction, or did she?

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      • FormerlyAnon says:

        If I’m not mistaken bumble is setup to be like feminist type site where gogrrl power dictates that only women have the initial ability to message someone. But they don’t see you if blah blah theory. So I think its pretty common knowledge if you swipe approved on all profiles and just sit back until you get that initial message then screen out fatties and uggs…ball is in your court actually. Treat it like passive income, supplements your main pussy sources…if that’s your thing. Dumb concept.

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      • trav777 says:

        on bumble it is the woman who has to open.

        bc grrrrlpower and otherwise, too many messages from men they don’t wanna talk to

        POF put in a limit that you could only hit up a chick within 10 years younger than your listed age, to keep those young virgins chaste you know?

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        So on Bumble, the bottom 80% of dudes generally won’t be approached.

        But ANY guy [Bottom 80% or Top 20%] who DOES get approached is pretty much 110% assured of the slam dunk SDL?

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        Meaning that the hoz are pre-selecting themselves for your banging pleasure?

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      • FormerlyAnon says:

        I think you gotta swipe yes on her profile first to either be visible in her searches but yeah they preselect themselves after that. I did a mock profile on a Friday morning and had tons of hits all through the day. Rest is up to you.

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  2. Tipsy says:

    As far as I can tell the word phlegmasematism doesn’t exist. But it should.

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    • Captain Obvious says:

      Her: I’m alright what you upto?

      Me: having lunch; looking at your pics. You?

      Her: I’m home sick unfortunately. Haha you like what you see?

      Me: i did until you said you were sick (disgust emoji)

      BETA: gosh, i’m so sorry to hear that. can i come over and make you a bowl of chicken soup?

      Her: oh, you’re so sweet, but i’ll be just fine. bye!

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      • trav777 says:

        even if you are alpha and you actually just care, you cannot show it. I have a chick I’m trying to online game now whose bf died suddenly of a heart attack like a month ago…this has to be tread carefully. So I’m throwing Oscar Wilde quotes at her…you can’t really lose with Oscar, he was cleverer with words on his worst day than most on their best.

        This chick just lost someone she cared about and I’m like damn, the human in me wants to be sympathetic but that’s the wrong way to go, she has gfs for that or gay men or beta orbiters.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        It’s horrifying, man.

        You gotta dispense with your humanity in order to bang these THOTs.

        Terminator Game.

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      • Sean Fielding says:

        So true Cap – brings to mind the the classic CH comment yet again: “I feel sorry for women. Imagine if you could only get horny when someone was mean to you.”

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        If James Cameron had made The Terminator [1984] about 30 or 35 years later [2014 to 2019], would hypergamous Sarah Connor have ditched Beta nice guy Kyle Reese and headed off in search of 12″ titanium Terminator c0ck?

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      • Tipsy says:

        CO, you divined a different more literal meaning, which I didn’t think about. Goes with the illness, clearly.

        I meant it as “disinterest signalling”, aka ZFGs.

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      • Big20s says:

        Come with me if you want to get boned

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        LOL’ed.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        KYLE REESE: Come with me if you want to live.

        AHNOLD AS THE TERMINATOR: Cum with me if you want to get boned.

        SARAH CONNOR’S HAMSTER: omfg omfg omfg omfg

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      • Alex the Goon says:

        She’d ditch Arnold for Liquid-T in a nanosecond, with the infinite shapes and motions he could perform.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        That chick from Terminator III, Kristanna Loken, has had a crazy weird life, both professionally & personally.

        After wandering through a m@rriage & a bunch of dyke affairs & a stint on “The L-Word” & whatnot, she now seems to be cleaning up her act, and has a son named “Thor” with her current beau.

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      • cortesar says:

        It’s horrifying, man.

        You gotta dispense with your humanity in order to bang these THOTs.
        ————————————————————————————————
        lolz
        it is not paris as indicated but hamburg germany
        peu de difference

        Does this footage get any more French? Sex on a balcony, cigarettes & a riot happening all at the same time. pic.twitter.com/5u4EUJPemR

        — KOKE REPORT (@KokeReport) December 9, 2018

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    • Captain Obvious says:

      AA definitely reads Le Chateau.

      I wonder whether he ever poasts here?

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      • FormerlyAnon says:

        Be hilarious if it was Gregi

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        LOL’ed.

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      • plumpjack says:

        Anglin, who I respect and admire greatly, still has his best years ahead of him with respect to women. one day he’ll know how to get them eating out of his hand, and keep them there indefinitely.

        it’s not as bleak as he thinks it is. I mean, yeah the landscape is bleak, but women, OUR women are still so friggin malleable. they are STILL looking for a tribe and a place to call home. when you can create that for them, a sense of place and home, they will melt for you.

        that’s what “alpha” really means. the man with a plan, who grabs the girl and says “come on babe. you’re coming with me.”

        women are not unreasonable for expecting this. they want the guy to want her, to lead her, confidently. through the beginning, through the middle, all the way to the end.

        that’s how the pieces all fit together. you have to claim her as your property. easy? no. simple? yes.

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      • trav777 says:

        Anglin is a relatively famous neon nazi or wtfever who’s been banned by everyone…he’s a chick magnet on that basis alone. Who’s more of an outlaw at this point?

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    • brabantian says:

      Speaking of Anglin, his thoughts on Trump’s humiliation when DJT’s people had that Chinese billionaire princess Meng Wanzhou arrested in Canada, without telling DJT, tho they told Justin ‘pussyhat’ Trudeau –

      “This is people who actually run the [USA] government once again announcing to the world that Trump does not run the government. And of course, Trump doesn’t want to come out & say ‘Actually, I don’t even run my own government, sorry,’ so he’s forced to just go along.”

      DJT is publicly degraded before the world as an empty suit who can’t even stop his own staff kidnapping the daughter of a fellow billionaire
      https://www.henrymakow.com/2018/12/-was-huawei-exec-arrest.html

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  3. Kletus says:

    I can’t stand the abbreviated texting and contrived busyness of these women. “hru…” Fug off. Women in general are never without their phones – constantly transfixed – yet pretend they are sooo busy with other things. Annoying ass beeitches.

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    • Captain Obvious says:

      iPhag/Scr0tial-Media addiction is the single greatest threat to the continuing existence of the White race since the Bubonic Plague.

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    • Macro Investor says:

      You just have to smile and let them play their little games. In the beginning they have to act aloof and/or busy. It is a necessary defense mechanism. Obviously they can’t fuck every guy who talks to them. They’d have a notch count of 100 per week.

      Understand that and just get past it. Keep your frame of the cool guy who doesn’t get flustered. Be the 1/10 that gets it.

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  4. elooie says:

    I’ve never done online dating. Thinking about trying it out because it’s so low effort for something like bumble. Just swipe yes on everyone.

    My brother did the apps for a while and he said bumble is 100% the guy has all the leverage. He said let them message you then wait like 12 hours to respond. He said it’s an absolute nuke to their psyche.

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  5. Corinth Arkadin says:

    “(Ed: I am so sick to the back teeth of chicks and their lazy-ass openers that I just fight fire with fire now)”

    I mostly come here for political commentary and news, but enjoy the Game aspects (it is, after all, CH’s raison d’etre) but JFC, I could not and would not keep my mouth shut after this insufferable, ridiculous display of incurable stupidity by this brawd.

    When I was younger, there was a lot less of this stupidity, and open mockery was used to great effect.

    The exchange below was an ACTUAL conversation with a chick I had around 1992-93:

    Me: “I notice that you got braces.”
    Kelly: (smiling) “I’ve been having them.” (BTW, Kelly is a whyte girl)
    Me: “Been? BEEN? **laughs uproariously, mockingly** I been havin’ them, you stupid phucking kunt!

    **Continual laughing, then mocking voice** “I been not pregnant!”

    True story. I have very short temper when it comes to stupid bitches. Glad I’m not in the market anymore, I’d get arrested for “abuse”.

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    • FormerlyAnon says:

      Lol. Reminds me of a girl I banged a few times….redhead but every now and then would throw in Ebonics type phrases. Big time boner killer. Do I have to say what that conjures up images of?

      So I’m sitting there eating a meal at home and she texts me what are you doing?

      Me:eating

      Her: what you be eatin on?(I about lost it)

      Me: a fucking plate

      Pumped and dumped.

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      • Corinth Arkadin says:

        I could not even get to that stage. If I could, I probably would have did every possible thing to her, including golden showers. Would have made her next boyfriend’s life very interesting.

        The Ebonics/Ghetto sh!t is a sure-fire romance killer, because you know you are dealing with an idiot barely above the IQ level of Carl Childers from Sling Blade.

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  6. Bmuell says:

    Me after reading this article: “cool! Lets try this out!”

    *contacts hot girl on facebook
    Hey hru?
    Her: (after two days) good and you?
    Me: (wait three days cuz 2/3) fine before contacting you LOL!
    Her: ? are you crazy?
    Me: (wait two days) u clearly stayed at home on the weekend
    Her: (no answer)
    Me: *post birthday cat cuz alpha
    Get blocked like a boss

    Fuck bro she couldnt handle so much alphaness she got wet and blocked me because was intimidated

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    • FormerlyAnon says:

      This is an article on bumble app or site. Girls message you first giving you upper hand. What you described is the girl having leverage because you contacted her. She knows you’ve given her value and you haven’t demonstrated any value to her…what is your takeaway by playing this not giving a fuck game at this point in the interaction? You contacted her. Not saying don’t contact a girl but she has to show interest off of displayed value for you to make a successful power play…a takeaway..like that.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        Yeah, I couldn’t hardly believe it up top, when people were telling me that the girl has to initiate with the guy.

        Is “Bumble” a yiddish abbreviation for something like “Bumbling Idiot of a Shiksa Ho”?

        Cause once the chick expresses the “IOI”, it’s Game, Set & Match.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        “Hey, we’ll fool the shiksas into thinking that they have the upper hand, by telling them that only they can initiate messages, when in fact their initiation of a message means a slam dunk home run for circumcised c0ck!”

        “Snort!” “Snort!!” “Snort!!!” “Snort!!!!” “Snort!!!!!” “Snort!!!!!!”

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      • pelayo1683 says:

        All of this… is overthink try-hard.

        Which is effminate and feminine.

        All social media is a Lose for men and alphaness and White Civilization.

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    • JRH says:

      What you’ve described is an oribiter trying to leave gravity without climate-changing rocket fuel in his balls.

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      • FormerlyAnon says:

        Imagine a fat ugly 2 girl messaging you out of the blue. Would you be super prompt(not saying respectful) in getting back to her? Now imagine having 20 of the same type girls hitting you up. Now what would those same girls have to do to make you care whether or not they gave you 2/3rds attention….raise their SMV…and for women that is looks.

        You are the fat ugly woman in this scenario. If you’re new to this. This doesn’t mean I personally agree with you’re a loser but the smp don’t give a FUCK the way its set up now.

        I’ve seen guys that can literally build houses/ buildings from the ground up including blueprints electrical hvac everything doubt their worth…the whole thing is backwards but if you wanna play you learn the rules and win.

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  7. boned says:

    One of the few things I add to my bio is “hit me with your best pick up line.” I see who can follow directions. If they don’t I harass them about it. Immediately starts out playful when they comply and opens up for flirting.

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  8. Hitler is our pal says:

    Her: that sounds amazing. You could go all out and eat cheese too

    Me: you’re talking about your puss cheese aren’t you?

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  9. walawala says:

    I’m getting so much better at this stuff I hardly notice when I reframe into a neg.

    A girl I’m friends with…she’s ok but I see her just as someone I don’t want to bang is now amping up the kino around me, leaning into me, when I’m out at a weekly dance event has a drink with me. All the while I’m treating her like my kid sister.

    I sent her a photo someone took at an event of us dancing

    Her: (sending it back with some subtle highlight) I like how I’ve highlighted my hair

    Me: great footwork

    I just sent it out without thinking. Now reading it, it’s a classic neg. Now I know why she’s so tingly around me: active disinterest, DHV, negs and zfg.

    Oops…

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    • Corinth Arkadin says:

      I don’t really try to do anything with women at all these days, but when I do speak to them, male friends who witness it say, “Wow, that was a nuclear neg…I could see her lip quivering.”

      I don’t even mean to neg. I just call it as I see it, apparently bald truth is the way to go.

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  10. cortesar says:

    lolz
    you see even Orwell and Huxley could not imagine this
    perhaps Vonnegut
    if you live in a world like this one your life is diminished to the point of a grotesque absurd

    Never utter the word “tr@nny” on college radio, or else a swat team of self-righteous feminists will come and shut you down. pic.twitter.com/wwMn1sM0x3

    — Willem Pearson (@UppityWilliamP) December 1, 2018

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    • Corinth Arkadin says:

      They actually don’t have to do anything becasue someone just said so.

      WHERE ARE MEN’S BALLS???????

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  11. Publius says:

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  12. Lee says:

    -1 point for not texting like a white man with an education.

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  13. Pan says:

    Guaranteed this ‘bumble’ girl is a 5 or 6 and the punter is an 8. She made it way too easy for him. Context is everything.

    Hot women would not respond after a guy says ‘gud u’ unless the guy is displaying some serious value in his photos.

    Most girls have nowhere near the subtly to pick up on the ‘gud u’ dig.

    The best you’ll get from this bumble strategy is a few playful exchanges with a cute girl who might find you briefly amusing. Online dating
    is for the top 10% of guys. 80% of the women will be sharing them.

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  14. cortesar says:

    Leftist scum doxing and harassing this kid, trying to get him kicked out of school. He said nothing wrong. https://t.co/xmEARLozY0

    — Mike Pejčinović Fan Acct ⚠️🇫🇷⚠️ (@MikePFanAccount) December 9, 2018

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    • Theodora says:

      They will lynch this kid for telling the truth.

      F*ck this ghey earth, where telling the simplest, most observable truths s not only a revolutionary act, but a reason to be treated worse than the lepers of yore.

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