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The Crone Police

The form and the function. Women abide the form, men abide the function. MagyarFaszALegjobbFasz (i’m as puzzled as the rest of you) has a great comment implicitly tying together the female predilection to act as Tone Police with the overrun of Western societies by Dirt World Dreck.

This is classic feminine TONE POLICE. Ask any married man, he’s heard this shit a thousand times. In her moral calculus that the white knight’s tone is actually worse than the Slav drunkard’s behavior.

“I agree with you but I don’t like the way you said it.”

This comes pre-installed in every women — the question is how high is the dial set to?

1-3 = girl next door
4-6 = bitch next door
7-10 = feminazi shrike

The feminine is all about the form, and has no respect for function. This is why most masculine men find women boring, trite and superficial. It’s why women love credentialism. All surface, no depth.

The mistake the British white knight made is that he paid any attention to her and treated her like an equal/adult and/or expected her to support him.

Never expect courage from the feminine. It happens, but it is rare. Remember, men move to danger, women move away from it. (That is exactly what happened in the clip too.)

She’s a child. She should keep her mouth shut and not interrupt adults. He should have signaled that.

I am sure heartiste et al have strategies to deal with tone police shit testing. Now would be a good time to share them given the obliviousness of the commenters on this post.

The Tone Police, or rather the Crone Police because schoolmarmish tut tutting has the effect of prematurely aging women and robbing them of their tender femininity, is a real problem in the West. Our Western White women are, among the world’s races of women, most severely afflicted by the urge to scold nonconformists to the reigning shitlib orthodoxy. (NonWestern women learn real quick what happens to them when they betray their men for the favors of invaders and effete UN monitors.)

It is inarguable that in general women are the sex more risk-averse, socially conforming, and superficially wedded to universalist norms of behavior. Men concerned with the wholesale abandonment of their homelands to invader ingrates for the pennywise pound-foolish siren call of cheap labor, moral preening, and real estate churn need to have strategies and tactics at the ready to disarm their hovering Crone Police.

As with pickup and Game tactics, the best defense is a good offense. Shit testing Crone Police should be answered similarly to how shit testing bar thots are answered:

  1. Agree & Amplify (“I’M SO SORRY, I want our country to turn into a Third World heaven just as much as you do.”)
  2. State Control (“Thanks. I’ve been working hard to improve my racism.”)
  3. Dismissiveness (“lol you’re gay”)
  4. Shock & Awe (“Shut up, cunt”)
  5. Id Vivisection (“If you want to fuck him, just ask.”)
  6. Amused Mastery (“I’m glad you like it”)
  7. The Asshole Counterattack (“Was I talking to you?”)
  8. Assume the Sale (“This isn’t the time for flirting with me.”)
  9. The Aggro Asshole Counterattack (“Your ugly face offends me.”)
  10. Amused Mastery 2 (“That’s Mr. Racist to you”)
  11. Assume the Sale 2 (“Sorry, I’m not your type”)
  12. The Disregarding Brush-Off (“yup” or “see ya”)

The take-home lesson is that you’ll always be on the winning side as long as you aren’t flustered or defensive. Be vigilant and prepared for the Crone Police, and you’ll never let yourself, nor your country, down.

78 Responses to “The Crone Police”

  1. guest says:

    Magyar = Hungarian = non-cucked

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  2. pdwalker says:

    “That’s Mr. X to you” has always been one of my favorites.

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  3. s2c says:

    “Cool story, bro” works wonders on chicks. (I think it’s the “bro” that really kills it.) I use it on my wife regularly to let her know that I just don’t give a shit about what she is talking about. Would fit under the “Dismissiveness” category.

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    • rocko says:

      Makes sense. Women nowadays want to be one of the bros, treat her like one.

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    • Macro Investor says:

      Don’t forget the all important “back turn”. When someone of no value to you starts talking shit, just silently turn away.

      You don’t want to use this on a wife/GF unless you are trying to ruin the relationship. Believe it or not, back turns are hurtful.

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  4. PA says:

    Once witnessed a late-20s woman on the train inexplicably go off on a broad faced, big-stache middle aged man, who had no idea what her beef is. No one did.

    She fumed and hissed at him “do you really want to know?” Looking annoyed, he hesitated and said “sure, fire away.” She made a mini-rant about something to do with him rudely blocking her way. He just looked at her like at an idiot, then shrugged and told the onlookers: “clearly, someone’s got an itch she can’t scratch.”

    [CH: haha that’s a perfect play. i can feel the burn of her humiliation from here.]

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  5. Mandy been here a while says:

    Isn’t it emasculating for the drunkard ( not sure he is really Slav) to have his honor defended by a woman? I thought that was how shame cultures worked.

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    • vfm#7634 says:

      Only if he was getting his ass handed to him… but he clearly wasn’t here, so no.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        The Frog drunkard had a vastly more MASCULINE frame than did the effete whining pussy-assed little limey cunt.

        And the chick’s Hamster sensed it.

        Talked about this on the other thread.

        Hamster are attracted to masculinity and disgusted by effeminacy.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        Her Hamster doesn’t want to see EFFEMINACY in you: “You mustn’t drink here because there’s a sign on the wall which states that you mustn’t drink here.”

        Her Hamster wants to see MASCULINITY in you: “I’ll drink wherever I G0d-d@mn please, and, for that matter, I’ll phuck wherever I G0d-d@mn please, and, in fact, I’m gonna phuck ALL of your women and they’re gonna b!rth muh ch!ldren.”

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  6. […] The Crone Police […]

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  7. Captain Obvious says:

    CH: “Shit testing Crone Police”

    So glad that CH re-framed Magyar’s bad-frame into a Maul Right good-frame.

    The fundamental principle here is that while Lucifer created the Hamster to sense WEAKNESS in you [and to be disgusted with & repelled by even the slightest little whiff of WEAKNESS in you], the female forebrain is utterly incapable of comprehending your STRENGTHS.

    In psychological terms, G0d allowed Lucifer to imbue in all human females a predisposition to PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Human females will always be sidling up to you and making hints at comfort-giving, all the while secretly plotting how they can rip you apart with their poison-spewing forked tongues.

    So when a women indicates that she’s preparing to stab a knife in your back, her Hamster doesn’t want to see you curl up in the fetal position and take your punishment “like a man”, her Hamster wants to see you flip the tables, flash her just the slightest hint of The Monster Within, and go all 50 Shades of Brutalism on her ass.

    Your reward will be teh vag tinglezzzezzezes.

    tl;dr == ALL SH!T-TESTING IS A PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE STRATEGY ON THE PART OF THE HAMSTER TO SNIFF OUT YOUR WEAKNESSES.

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    • Captain Obvious says:

      Gotta give props to Magyar on one line item, however, which would be “1-3 = girl next door”.

      All women are at least marginally Passive-Aggressive, but in searching for a mate & a mother of your children, you will be happiest if you line up all the various candidates for those titles and then choose the candidate who shows the least Passive-Aggressiveness amongst them.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        One final point: Passive-Aggressiveness is a profoundly FEMININE trait.

        So never but never but never trust a male who shows even the slightest predisposition to Passive-Aggression.

        Passive-Aggressive males grow up to be monsters like Mao Tse Tung.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        In particular, remember that the modren bureaucracy destroys men of good faith, and rewards only the very worst and most Passive-Aggressive & Psychopathic.

        So if you’re dealing with a man who rose through the ranks to become the head of a large & powerful bureaucracy, then necessarily you’re dealing with a passive-aggressive back-stabber extraordinaire.

        NEVER TRUST A BUREAUCRAT.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        I would be fascinated to learn whether, when they went about constructing Political Correctness, the Uber-Sanhedrin of The Frankfurt School were consciously aware of the female & bureaucratic propensity for Passive-Aggressive behavior.

        Because Political Correctness is thermonukular passive-aggressive “Tone Policing”.

        If the Uber-Sanhedrin were aware of this propensity for passive-aggressiveness, and worked backwards from there to create Political Correctness as a self-reinforcing [effectively infinite feedback-loop] mechanism for enslaving the Goyim in a prison constructed by the Goyim’s own hindbrains, then Political Correctness was a psychological warfare initiative of supreme brilliance on the part of The Frankfurt School.

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      • Pretty Boy Looch says:

        I’m actually impressed that you were able to suspend your monomania for 3 comments before invoking the joo

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      • Jay in DC says:

        “I’m actually impressed that you were able to suspend your monomania for 3 comments before invoking the joo”

        I actually LOL’d at this, he’s got your # Cap… But! Apparently the hasbara are now using nogs not only as brute force violent orcs but for psy-ops disinformation campaigns too? Who knew!

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      • Tam the Bam says:

        when they went about constructing Political Correctness, the Uber-Sanhedrin of The Frankfurt School were consciously aware of the female & bureaucratic propensity for Passive-Aggressive behavior.

        Since you’re looking at the progeny of about eighty generations (in the West) of jewish wives and jewish mothers, I’d say that factor was a slam-dunk.
        Brit women can be (are generally) appalling scolding fishwives, sluts and drunks, but Those People are in another league entirely. Of the small number I’ve encountered in the wild, it’s hard to tell if they’re all genuinely mentally ill, or if it’s just their culture.
        Whereas I’ve known quite a few quiet, exquisitely well-mannered, kind and modest (while being beautiful) Brit women.

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  8. Martin Sh33ny says:

    “Quiet, men are talking” usually shuts them up.

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  9. meistergedanken says:

    Men are about function and women are about form, because men DO, and women merely have to BE. It’s the apotheosis of active versus passive.

    Men have to earn, strive, learn, practice, fight, invent, build and pursue. Therefore they nee d know what works, what is effective, and most importantly, what is TRUE. Women have to achieve desirable states: thin, fit, beautiful, chaste, pleasant, responsive, receptive, pregnant.

    Awesome post.

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    • Captain Obvious says:

      “Men are about function and women are about form, because men DO, and women merely have to BE.”

      Men think with their forebrains.

      Women emote with their hindbrains.

      Women are utterly oblivious to your STRENGTHS [which live in your forebrain], but the Hamster [which lives in the female hindbrain] can sniff even the slightest hint of WEAKNESS in you.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        The Hamster sniffing WEAKNESS in you:

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        Your Forebrain, a place where women dare not look:

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      • meistergedanken says:

        Oddly, CO, just yesterday I was thinking about how the Bene Gesserit seemed like a total cryptojoo organization – shaping and controlling everything from behind the scenes, a matriarchal arrangement staffed by manipulative, ball-busting crones – even the name (as well as their stated goal – the “Kwitsatz Haderach”) sounds distinctly Hebrew, does it not? Makes their villainy more…resonant.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        I’ve never read the books, but the moar I think about it, the moar I suspect that Frank Herbert was a psychological genius in constructing the masculine & feminine aspects of an empire & its bureaucracy.

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      • Greg Eliot says:

        If memory serves, Herbert just studied good ol’ historical politics, and in the book, Paul Atreides wound up marrying the Emperor’s daughter to solidify his newly-won position.

        She was played by a good-looking Virginia Madsen in the movie, but I’m guessing any scenes she had, especially in re any relationship with the young Duke, wound up on the cutting floor, and we only see glimpses of her in the final cut of the original theatre release.

        There was a lot of semitic stuff in the parlance of the Fremen… foremost jihad.

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      • Carlos Danger says:

        Herbert was an oil executive for ARAMCO and based much of the story on the rise of Muhammad. Most of the terminology about the main characters is straight out of the Koran.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        Okay, the Fremen as the Mujahideen – that would be a rather easy analogy to make.

        But where did Herbert get his insights as to the fundamentally FEMININE nature of an Empire’s bureaucracy?

        Something like 1001 Nights? [Apparently that’s a Persian/Shiite book, written in Sunni Arabic.]

        Because a Wahhabist society like Saudi Arabia wouldn’t have allowed Herbert to observe the behavior of their women.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        “a good-looking Virginia Madsen”

        In her prime [and Dune was very near her prime], Virginia Madsen was an HB9.5 smokeshow.

        [CH: madsen in her prime was a sexpot]

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        Even about two decades later, in 2004’s “Sideways”, she was still a White-hot smokeshow.

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      • Tarl Cabot says:

        Captain, if you haven’t read the books, you must. They are sublime (stay away from the later ones written by Herbert’s son). I always though Star Wars was a “dumbed down Dune”. The movie has its problems (the interior monologues are annoying), but features the incredible Sian Phillips as the reverend mother (for the full effect, however, see her performance as Livia Augusta in the old BBC “I, Claudius”). And then, as noted, there’s Virginia Madsen. Bought her champagne once, at a party long ago. Don’t think either of us was old enough to drink. She wore white spandex, much sexier than today’s yoga pants, but so was everything in the 80s.

        The place were women fear to go is Reality. Unvarnished and unreconstructed, unmitigated by emotional delusions and magical thinking. Most men can’t go there either, but there is more than one Kwisatz Haderach (Kabbalistic origins of the term notwithstanding).

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      • Greg Eliot says:

        (the interior monologues are annoying)

        Funny how every cat has his favorite rat… I found that one of the movie’s more interesting techniques.

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  10. markgm28 says:

    Anyone read this post to the tune of Cheap Trick’s Dream Police?

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  11. Can’t they arrest you “Count Dankula” style in the UK now for saying any of those things?

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  12. ar10308 says:

    Women judge things on aesthetics. Since the time before writing. One of the GBFM demonstrates this in the very beginning.

    Genesis 3:6-7 – “6When the woman saw that the fruit of the tree was good for food and pleasing to the eye, and also desirable for gaining wisdom, she took some and ate it. She also gave some to her husband, who was with her, and he ate it. 7 Then the eyes of both of them were opened, and they realized they were naked; so they sewed fig leaves together and made coverings for themselves.”

    The fruit of the tree was pleasing to the eye, so that’s what she judged it on. Aesthetics to women are morality.
    Too bad Adam didn’t maintain frame and demand a woman that’s less dysfunctional. Failing Shit-tests has serious consequences, folks.

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    • One credit to Eve, she admitted the serpent beguiled her and she ate of the fruit. Adam tried to weasel out of it.

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      • vfm#7634 says:

        God Hates Gammas

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      • The earthly father of the human race went full gamma when facing the Alpha and Omega. Figures.

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      • They eat the fruit, but what do they eat? We lift the curtain, for a wary peek. Through a forest of mystery hiding it all, we see a body, naked and weak. This BODY is the garden in whose center grow, the two famous trees, but never a weevil. Here is the tree of life and the one, of knowledge of good and knowledge of evil. Because the two trees are right next to each other, care must be taken to avoid the one bad. For THE FRUIT OF BOTH TREES IS PLEASURE, so the pleasure is there to be had. To be fruitful and multiply, eat from the first. But eat from the second, and no one conceives. So here we go now: one, two, three–pleasure, shame, fig tree leaves. http://Www.thefirstscandal.blogspot.com is worthy of a CH post.

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    • Adam could have abstained from the fruit and remained an innocent, but that would mean separation from her. I’m convinced he knew this and knew the choice he was making; he willingly gave up his station and became mortal along with Eve in order to be with her.

      I couldn’t see myself doing that, but then, I didn’t have Eve for a mate, either.

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  13. Ben Kurtz says:

    “Quiet, dear. Men are talking.”

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  14. Pretty Boy Looch says:

    White boyim will never escape the cycle of letting their unbearable women rule over them.

    The NW European mix of good T and good IQ makes their women uniquely troublesome.

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  15. Ben Kurtz says:

    N.B.

    I use “quiet, dear; men are talking” on my wife regularly. Works like catnip.

    I think the line originates with Homer Simpson, of all places.

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  16. Trigger man says:

    My response to a shit test is NOT GIVING A SHIT. “You mad/upset?” I don’t GIVE A SHIT. “You leaving?” Take a guess what my response will be?
    .

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  17. Stake From Jake Jarm says:

    I find these cuckbots who celebrate the wimminz to be very soylicious.

    Any guy whose ever dated a girl knows that a girl will lie at the drop of a hat. From “you’re scaring me” or “he was mean to me” to get out paying for something to bigger, dearer lies. Shit, my mum would tell the electric co that there were infants and elders with special care to try and get them out to fix our power lines first.

    So…you combine that with a prediliction for rapefugee invaders? Not people who should be allowed to vote.

    There is a female…white female…mindset of being the Khaleesi, the one who helps all those delightful foreigners out and to be revered as their mother. ugh.

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    • Roy says:

      “There is a female…white female…mindset of being the Khaleesi, the one who helps all those delightful foreigners out and to be revered as their mother. ugh”

      +1

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  18. oink says:

    but, but, whif the original video is ((educational)) piece

    P.S.
    Massa O, your patronizing tone shows one ginormous blindspot to the varied and truly creative ways in which y’all westhajnalians screwed Magyars over.

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    • oink says:

      David Goodall: Scientist, 104, begins trip to end his life

      The lauded ecologist and botanist is not suffering from a serious illness but wishes to bring forward his death. Key to his decision, he says, has been his diminishing independence.

      “I greatly regret having reached that age,” Dr Goodall said on his birthday last month

      Cap’n,

      y’all Anglo-Ashkepath types are REALLY dedicated to this “ou la Mort” crap.

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  19. fockey says:

    I think a good response would have been, “Don’t interrupt sweetheart, men are talking”.

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  20. Kiwi Magyar says:

    It means “Hungarian dick is the best dick”.

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  21. […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  22. Pathfinderlight says:

    My instinctual reaction in that situation would be to nuke that traitorous cow into Oblivion regardless of the personal cost. There is nothing more disgusting, vile, and creepy than a feminist who opens it’s mouth.

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  23. Doktor Jeep says:

    13. Asian Landlord: agree with her, say “yep”, “yes”, etc. but continue on as if you didn’t hear anything and/or she was not even there.

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  24. YoreyC says:

    The problem I run into with this is the fear of public reprisal. For arguing with a woman, I don’t want to be kicked out of the spot I’m patronizing, barred from social circles I use to network. Our UK friend here has very legitimate concern over state intervention for hate speech, harassment, or some other phony, specious charge. So I tend to quickly back down, or, more and more, not get involved at all.

    I wonder, am I wise, or a coward?

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  25. Mistral says:

    14. The Aggro Asshole Counterattack 2: [Interrupts her] “Don’t bother; I don’t speak ‘Skank’”

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  26. Vicious Bastard says:

    Total Thermonuclear Annihilation-

    “If I wanted your opinion, I’d take my dick out of your mouth and ask for it.”

    My brother said a variation of this to some skanky, net tatted, mongrel dyke-

    “If I wanted your opinion, I’d tell your girlfriend to take the vibrator out of your mouth that’s been chipping your teeth and ask for it”

    I’ve only said this once when dealing with bar skag feminists running off at the mouth. The utter fury in their eyes is delicious, and their lack of a comeback and their subsequent walk off is well worth it.

    You have to say it almost deadpan but with a hint of delight. Don’t smile or laugh or you’ll ruin it. Don’t use it often, it loses it’s punch with over use.

    Both times women standing nearby wanted to hang with us. They all said the same thing- “Thanks for getting rid of those bitches. We’re just here to have a good time and they were ruining it.”

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  27. 13. “Who bitch this is?”

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  28. mmaier2112 says:

    “shut up, cunt” is the only response that possibly will cow her in the future.

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    • trav777 says:

      agree; it has a tinge of violence.

      and the limey should have dropped the pole or whoever the fuck it was.

      instead he babbled about the fucking rules and the signs.

      Take it up with a nigger if you’re so pissed off about Jolly England’s ruin. Not another pseudo white

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  29. It would be helpful if CH could do a post sometime on credentialism, which gives me the jagged red line as a misspelling. Both Google and Urban Dictionary were unhelpful for this word’s meaning as CH uses it.

    [CH: it’s not an oxford recognized word. i made it up. it should be in the dictionary tho.]

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  30. EnochRoot says:

    So, when my wife was pregnant at home, I wasn’t going to sit around 24/7 and rub her feet, so I would head out to wherever one of my buddies was bartending and get some food and drinks, then order food togo for the wife and have another drink while waiting and conversing with my bud. So these two crones across the bar jump in to my conversation and say something like “Ohh, leave your pregnant wife at home while you’re out drinking. You’re must be a great husband.” So, naturally, I ask, “Where are your husbands ladies?” “We’re divorced.” Large loud guffaw. ” Yeah, I need marriage advice from two miserable failures at marriage.” Immediate shutdown. Shock & awe kills any attempted return fire. I’m a fan because it brings an immediate conclusion to the proceedings and serves as a warning to any other harpy in earshot that you will rain hellfire upon her if she feels up to the challenge. I’m especially proud of the moments I have actually brought out the wetworks. Set the tone and own it.

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  31. warriorhun says:

    Magyar Fasz A Legjobb Fasz

    translates to:

    “Hungarian Dick Is The Best Dick”

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  32. HungarianPatriot says:

    MagyarFaszaLegjobvFasz= Hungarian cock is the best cock!!!!! 😁😁😁

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