WS has a complaint I hear often from a certain demographic of men: he believes it’s unrealistic to expect a man under duress to have charming quips at his disposal.
Her: you’re friendzoned!
Him: I love a girl who plays hard to get.
Him: YESSSSSS! I’m single again! FREEDOM BABY!
Him: Yeah, we’re just friends…with benefits lzzlolzlol!
It’d be great if life was like an 80’s action movie where you could just fire off one-liners that utterly defeated your opponents but, realistically, the guy probably handled it the only way he possibly could have without burning his life to the ground.
This pessimism betrays a lack of experience hanging out with male friends who do well with women, or who are generally favored guests at any party. I know many men who are adept at firing off those tingle-inducing one liners under pressure. With experience and the right attitude, the quips become second nature.
Experience: women don’t tongue-tie you. They aren’t mysteriously opaque creatures you have to wrack your brain to figure out what language they speak. You have bedded them before; you are confident you will bed them again. You know girls enjoy getting teased, and over time you’ve learned how to tease for maximum quimpact.
The Right Attitude: You have outcome independence, an abundance mentality, a self-assured entitlement complex that permits a charming familiarity and ease of communication with women you’ve just met. Your interactions are lucid, compact, comfortable, and friendly. You don’t strain for words because deep in the pit of your gut you don’t feel a need to impress any one particular woman; if this chick isn’t charmed, the next one will be. Teasing one-liners are your go-to bantz formula because you are more interested in not boring yourself than you are in not boring the girl you’re chatting up.
A buddy I occasionally hang out with is a master of quips. When we’re shooting stick, he’ll pause mid-strike to accost a passing cutie with a jerkboy mofo one-liner. He rarely regurgitates one liners verbatim because his humor is all contextual and situational. (His one liners do share a common theme, comedic element, timing, and tone, though.) Neither does he bother with “deep thoughts” or monologues; the man is a wrecking ball of pussy-parting pith. The girls lap it up like hungry kitties starved for cocky asshole affection.
One time I met his dad, and discovered he had the same facility with teasing quips as jerkboy jr. This confirmed for me something I’ve always assumed based on personal observation: those men who have mastery of in-the-moment quips that beta males insist are the stuff of scripted TV sitcoms are in fact very real and move among us. And some of them learn their craft at dad’s side, watching him charm the ladies and soaking up the lessons. This is another reason why fatherlessness sucks; it deprives many developing young men of mentorship in the ways of charismatic seduction.
What I’m saying is that these quips and the skill to use them in high pressure situations are often a generational artifact: granddad to dad to son (the inheritance continuity possibly broken by the phaggiest generation ever — the millennials) passing on the same or similar one liners they used on grandma, mom, and today’s tatted monstrosities. Quips — and male charisma in general — are cultural memes: the original meme machine before /pol/ exploited the executable and weaponized transmission of tingle-gushing cadquips into soul-killing cogdis weapons against the Shitlib Left.
Dads are only one source of charisma transmission. Many “naturals” learned the art of the quip by having as friends coolasfuck dudes who had the gift of gab. Men also learn by watching unfamiliar men successfully flirt with cute girls, and by observing the girls’ reactions to the torrent of monosyllabic teasing. Unwittingly, these beguiled girls show bystanding men the jizzropes.
The point of saying all this is that you don’t have to be that hapless beta pastry on that TV game show, flustered, despondent, and butthurt by your oneitis’s cold shank, reduced by the cruelty of her surprise attack to muttering lamely and garnishing your emotional pain for the viewing audience to feast upon. You CAN learn charisma, and the art of the quip, and learn it well enough to make it a regular and spontaneously summoned feature of your SMV-projecting conversational habits.
Captain Obvious’s’s children will master the art of coming back a week later with a GIF showing that the girl is clearly Jewish and thus should not be listened to.
Just kidding. Capt. Obv. will never have any kids.
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Someone is in love
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Da GBFM: “There is no friend zone in the end zone. Thus get to the end zone asap.”
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HEaratistetss nice love itaaz! Da GBFM agreesz, with some minor grammatical correatcionsz!
“Experience: women don’t tongue-tie you, unless you spell the alphabet with your tongue on their clit both forward and backwards. They aren’t mysteriously opaque creatures you have to wrack your brain to figure out what language they speak, except for sometimes when your lostatc cockas garbles their words in her mouthz. You have hentaied and gangbanged with them before; you are confident you will hentai and ganbang with them again. You know girls enjoy getting pear necklacesz, and over time you’ve learned how to splooge for maximum pearl distributionz and quimpact.”
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Spelling out the alphabet forward and backwards is exhausting- everything I say afterwards sounds like lozlozlozooloz
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Great post – where would you suggest is the best “repository” for examples of this type of game – either youtube video series, movies, podcasts, etc? I feel like I need to just keep seeing example after example of it in order to internalize the frame (fixing inner game is a much more long term process). Obviously, growing up in an Indian household I did not get sufficient exposure to suave player game from Dad…though I was able to learn enough on my own by observing player friends.
I used to be quick on my feet with cocky asshole game but my English game deteriorated when I was living outside the US (abroad, socially competent niceguy game is enough for most girls) and so found it quite hard to come up with witty comebacks to hold frame in English when I returned to the US and had to face the nonstop snark from the girls here.
http://redpillindian.blogspot.com/2018/03/great-game-examples-one-night-stand.html
[CH: cross-cultural and cross-lingual pickups are tough if all you rely on are verbal dexterity and humor (which is usually very culture dependent). men who regularly hit on foreign girls tend to emphasize nonverbal charisma, and the sort of communication that is universal (like exaggerated facial expressions).]
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you need to go back to the shithole you came from
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Fucking Indians. Is it remotely possible that you could post something without ASKING for something?
A nation of beggars and grifters. Always got their fucking hands out.
+ blog promo. Just get back to your own fucking shithole of a country you curry-stinking leech.
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VD: “Is it remotely possible that you could post something without ASKING for something?”
Indians don’t need game.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/953641/india-news-laughing-gang-jahanabad-india-sex-assault-daylight-police
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Go back to India
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Reader asks for help. Host affirmatively replies. These are some surprisingly vicious comments. Agreed, too many Asians in one place causes loss of enthusiasm, but Asian men, East or South, are generally some of the world’s most dweebishly beta, and I would encourage them to take any compass direction offered to get away from that state–of mind. It’s hard to ask for help. We should encourage it in other men and boys. We don’t. And women and girls know we don’t. That’s why the qunt in the previous post is so happy and confident and impunitive, shivving her orbiter on national television.
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“These are some surprisingly vicious comments.”
The working assumption here is that the street-sh!tter wants to dip its sh!tty little dick in a WHITE woman, and that’s categorically unacceptable.
The world doesn’t need moar muds – it needs moar WHITES.
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CH is pretty genuine in his advice, which works across all cultures. The alt-right is pretty viscous towards Indians though, and whatever, I’ve seen it all. There are potential allies in Indian Brahmins that hate the SJW agitation of lower castes and Muslims, but the alt-right’s anti Indian rhetoric pushes those Indians into sympathy with leftist cultural marxists…good job guys.
http://redpillindian.blogspot.com/2018/04/caste-discrimination-in-america.html
http://redpillindian.blogspot.com/2018/04/do-indians-like-diversity.html
http://redpillindian.blogspot.com/2018/04/more-alt-right-thoughts-on-indians.html
Btw, I’m American born, so hitting on American girls (usually not white – not really interested in them though have met plenty that were DTF, usually minority but born in the US) isn’t a cross-cultural pickup, it’s a native language pickup but my English verbal sparring skiils deteriorated while living in Asia so it would be great to study hours and hours of this repartee to bring me back to my old cocky asshole game levels.
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[…] Charisma Doesn’t Have To Be A Foreign Language […]
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When dealing inter-culturally. I find its better to be direct and more blunt. Subtlety, sarcasm, and teasing are normally missed 80% of the time.
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You can also do Game Game – work the East European girl or the g00kette or the street-sh!tteress through the joke of it all.
SHE: “blah blah blah…”
YOU: “Okay, if you spoke Engrish worth a d@mn, then I’d reply with yada yada yada…”
SHE: “Why would you say that?”
YOU: “blah blah blah” explaining it all to her…
SHE: hits you with her fist and calls you a jerk…
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“When dealing inter-culturally. I find its better to be direct and more blunt. Subtlety, sarcasm, and teasing are normally missed 80% of the time”
I just assume they can see what color I am and leave it at that.
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All chicks, from all cultures, understand fat/skinny cracks [“give the rest of your ice cream to your friend – she needs to gain some weight and you need to lose some weight”].
And as you indicate, they also understand skin color jokes [“he11 n o you can’t go to the beach with your friends – you’ll sit out there in the sun all day and come home as dark as a n!gger”].
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Her: we’re just friends, I’m single!
Me: She’s right I only date 6’s or higher.
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@stg58animalmother
Her: we’re just friends, I’m single!
Me: yeah we’re just friends with benefits and the benefits weren’t all that great
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This ^ +1,000
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I wasn’t sold on the hard to get comeback for this one. But if he could have delivered the friends with benefits line with a straight face it would have been a kill shot she couldn’t have recovered from. “She’s right, we’re just friends with benefits.”
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Yes, that’s probably actually the best possible line in that situation.
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“He rarely regurgitates one liners verbatim because his humor is all contextual and situational.”
bingo.
that’s the beauty of the tailored neg
even though the fact that you believe she could be a high-value target is betrayed by your approach and tailoring to her time/place specifics, it is immediately negated by the fact it’s a fucking neg and you’re totally fine if she just keeps right on walkin
it’s “fuck or walk” girls. fuck or walk
[CH: the asian chick lands a few valid points, but her bitterness comes through clear as day. let’s face it, the slender white woman is the envy of the world.]
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“Friends? We’re not even lovers! We haven’t even had sex yet!
I mean I’ve heard girls move fast these days but gee monetty let’s take one thing at a time.”
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This man hasn’t ever experienced the thrill of firing off a perfect one liner and seeing the whole room light up. If you leave your room every once in a while you will see that sometimes life does imitate art.
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It’s great to get them out smoothly and on time. But it’s hell when you only think of the right reply five minutes too late. That always twists my nuts.
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Sign of high intelligence. Denis Diderot is generally credited with popularising the phrase “l’esprit d’escalier”. Rousseau and Verlaine were also regretted their similar inability.
It’s because most men make the mistake of actually listening to the words of women &c. as though it was a rational 2-way communication. It’s more accurately classified with territorial bird-calls (by birds, not hunters!), the howling of monkeys in the treetops, and the barking of dogs in the dog-pound.
B F Skinner worked this out ages ago, remember a TV prog back about 1979/80 (Open University) on him doing this with “subjects” and filming them.
It’s primarily about relative dominance and hierarchy-building, with bursts of uncontrollable (because instinctive) territoriality/possessiveness and rage/distress.
Don’t ignore it, but what seem to be information-packages or “words” are just noise, acting as a carrier with the all-important emotions modulated into it. Cum on, feel the noize!
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The lawyer behind the Charlottesville lawsuits is the moderately deformed lesbian Jewess Roberta Kaplan, picture left here with equally Jewish partner Rachel Lavine.
I’d add more but I’d get banned. pic.twitter.com/RY2gF8BRq3
— “AJ” Joyce 🏴🇮🇪🏴🏴 (@TOQJoyce) May 1, 2018
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Why
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The eternal question.
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Guy on the phone in the background saying: “For the record, it’s my call. Dump everything you’ve got left on my position. I say again, expend all remaining in my perimeter. It’s a lovely &$#@ing war. Bravo Six out.”
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*satirical quoting of movie Platoon obv.*
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that was fucking funny
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To me it sounded like an (((inside trader))) doing ‘clever’ stocksnshares adjustment on the back of some classified info he’d mysteriously acquired, and forwarding his instructions to the broker in a crudely obvious code.
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GROTESQUE
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proof of why abortion should be legal past the third trimester.
proof of why we need a flamethrower amendment.
proof that we need to get rid of the 19th amendment.
but at least while we’re being invaded at least there is a bright side, when the invaders take over at least one of the first things they’ll do is ki!! all the lawyers, especially all the lesbian (((lawyers))).
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Your gonna need a bigger boat, er rope…
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Young Americans are the loneliest, surprising study from Cigna shows https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2018/05/01/loneliness-poor-health-reported-far-more-among-young-people-than-even-those-over-72/559961002/
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“Loneliness actually has the same effect on mortality as smoking 15 cigarettes a day, which makes it even more dangerous than obesity, says Cigna, citing a 2010 report.”
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New Cigna Study Reveals Loneliness at Epidemic Levels in America https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/new-cigna-study-reveals-loneliness-at-epidemic-levels-in-america-300639747.html
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But all of that single-person household formation is so good for the economy!
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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CH, any thoughts on avicii’s suicide?
[CH: artistic men have a bad habit of offing themselves before age 30. the question is whether white male suicide is increasing in frequency. my impression is that it is, and i lay the blame on the alienation that white men feel in the nations of their ancestors now being handed over on a silver platter to shithole hordes.]
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I’m concerned about the increase in white male suicide as well. Seems like we are losing people who contribute to society and inviting more takers. Not enough attention is being paid to the issue.
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Psychiatrists should be raising awareness. Maybe because they’re mostly jews they don’t care.
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“hapless beta pastry” lol. Great article.
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“With experience and the right attitude, the quips become second nature”
Yes! Im proof. Or at least proof that your brand of game can change with practice and disregard while morphing. I hope the following is helpful for someone!
When I was 20, I usually got the girl I wanted, but I was raised by single mom and steeped in morrissey and depeche mode. But also outgoing, voted funniest male in a large high school etc. It was charming and self effacing. Effective but with a side of beta.
Now Im 45. Ive been on testosterone replacement, and lifting weights heavy for 10 years. I have this dominant daddy look almost. Very different on the outside. So I essentially *had* to change. Women dont want me to be self deprecating; It was weird for me, but Ive come to accept that they crave cocky!
So I say things now that I would have considered extreme douchey in the past. Examples I can think of from this week:
(Crucial: delivery is dry and immediate)
From a young HB8 coworker, regarding another coworker who recently quit:
Her: “I think you were her favorite”
Me: “Im everyones favorite”
Her: stunned deep laughter
HB7 barista at coffee shop…
Her: “I cant believe I remembered your name.”
Me: “Its because Im so special.”
Her: near gasp, taken aback, smile, red face, intense eye contact
They just work. File under females-are-like-children. Its audacity and “XI. Be irrationally self-confident”. If this isnt your style, try for yourself! Enjoy!
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https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-05-01/end-major-combat-us-deactivates-anti-isis-hq-iraq
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The guy took that hard. But the best offense to that is to not get into that situation. If you are spending that much time with a chick you are not nailing and you have feelz for her, you are only going to get hurt, either by getting cucked or worse, in the wallet. Now, if they are fucking and she would have said, “were just really good friends” his retort would be, “thats not what you said last night…and this morning”. Otherwise his retort would be, “shes not relationship material” if they arent fucking.
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U.S. President Donald Trump proclaimed May Jewish Heritage Month. In his statement issued by the White House on Monday, Trump said that “Jewish Americans have helped guide the moral character of our Nation.”
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jesus christ I have written here about seven days of white guilt recently proclaimed by zog emperor and my trouble to find a meaningful self hating activity for each of seven days
Finally somehow I manged to efficiently hate myself seven days day after day
and now this
I have 30 days in front of me to celebrate the (((heritage))) and (((guiding))) the moral character of our Nation
You definitely have to help me here with (((guiding))) the moral character of our Nation
Goal is 30
I will start
1- Frankfurt School
2- Porn
3- Boasian Anthropology
4- Feminism
5- Intersectional Feminism
6- African Studies
7- Women Studies
8- Civil Rights
9- Human Rights
10 Animal Rights
11- White Privilege
12 Firmly attacking that crazy Idea that Whites should continue to exist
13-No Fault Divorce
14- Getting rid of evil Sadam
15- Getting rid of evil Muamer
16- Getting rid of 3.5 B off your useless and corrupting shekels yearly
17- Promotion of Modern Art and destruction of the evil representation
of beauty that looks beautiful
18- Playing crucial role in enreaching west with millions of engineers and physicians
19-Defeating toxic masculinity
20- Promotion and support of higher forms such as transsexual, pansexual
and sexual without borders
Only 20 help me goys
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The Foetor Judaicus reeks from every pore of that orange traitor.
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where is CO I am sure he can help me with finishing the achievement list
Hell we are nothing if we cannot find at least 60
After all goys we have to realize how immensely we are indebted to these selfless straightforward and honest people
Cap your goad emperor wrote this
Trump also said that the American Jewish community “is a shining example of how enshrining freedom of religion and protecting the rights of minorities can strengthen a nation
After this you cannot but contribute at least 20 achievements as a shining example
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Massa I,
The beloved TrumpFuhrer is of the bluest Putridan blueblood; y’all Putridan Massa types hang together, lest y’all hang separately
no skin off my nose, either way, tho, no power y’all have that has not been given to y’all; and He that Gives can surely Take
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So will you be going to Lakewood NJ to herd them into camps? This is more idiocy from you clowns who fail to see the complexity inherent in this situation.
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Yes, it’s so complex that Ronald McDonald Trump has to sit there squealing like a little bitch while the fucking caravan comes, announcing its coming, for a month.
And while he grovels to israel, proclaims every other week Holocaust Remembrance Week, and fucking WORSHIPS the Jews constantly, every minute.
And WE’RE the clowns? You Trump cultists are the ones prancing around in paint wearing long shoes, kowtowing at the altar of this ZOG traitor who is laughing at your stupidity and gullibility.
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BLACK NATIONALIST ANTISEMITISM ON CAMPUS REQUIRES JEWS TO BE ‘WHITE’ | CNN | Tue May 1, 2018 | LINDA MAIZELS | http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3651958/posts
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Former Feinstein Staffer Raised $50 Million, Hired Fusion GPS And Christopher Steele AFTER Election http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3651094/posts
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A declassified congressional report confirms prior reporting by The Federalist that Daniel Jones, a former staffer for Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.), hired Fusion GPS and Christopher Steele AFTER the 2016 election to push the anti-Trump Russian collusion narrative… Jones told federal investigators that he had raised $50 million from “7 to 10 wealthy donors located primarily in New York and California.”
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Today was also United Nations World Tuna Day.
Ask yourself “What have I done for a tuna today?”
Feel a little guilty?
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Can’t. That’s strictly women’s work. Like supermarkets pumping “baking bread” aromas through the aircon, but nobody’s buying.
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http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2018/05/01/police-mississippi-teacher-accused-sexual-misconduct-runs-off-teen/
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Including a 70 IQ Facebook post from the nigger’s father.
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he be a big poo if you aks me
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And big surprise, this time we get the moon cricket confirmation.
Here’s hoping the aggressively resist arrest, I’m not adverse to a fatal shootout.
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The question is are these the majority of women teacher/male student relationships?
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I wouldn’t be surprised. Part of it has to do with how black males are still allowed to be masculine in the media. Where is this generation’s clint eastwood?
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So true. When I started working on inner game I found it was my father that came out of me. He was always a charming jerk with women, but my single mother managed to convince me that there was something wrong with him – so I resolved never to be like him – and ended up a loveless beta, until I discovered game. Thanks mother.
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Her: I just want to be friends
Him: …so you can access the benefits…
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CH: This woman prefers to sleep with her cat rather than with her soy boy beta boyfriend LOL
https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/6119469/girlfriend-sleeps-separate-beds-cat/?utm_source=FBPAGE
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https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/nintchdbpict000400936730.jpg?strip=all&w=960
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I think the quips themselves are overrated. A beta could deliver the same one-liner in the same bar to the same chick in the same situation but if he didn’t have the frame to back it up any arousal it inspired would just be a flash in the pan.
[CH: wrong. the beta who talked like this would be more attractive to women.]
Similarly a guy with good frame could deliver a stupid, contradictory, non-sequitur but with the right frame it could work just fine.
[wrong. an alpha with “good frame” who stumbled over his words and said lame shit would become less attractive to women.]
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“Yeah, we’re just friends…with benefits lzzlolzlol!” That comeback is good, as well as “Friendzone to the Endzone!”
I hope they’ll be used enough that girls will be shamed to say “We’re just friends.”
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oh yeah because the womyn will just stop humiliating you on national television because you come back with “with benefits?”
She’s going to say “uh, in your dreams” or “uh…no.”
You can only stone a woman who you actually HAVE fucked with that kind of stuff. If you haven’t she is going to get militant in a big hurry.
She’s not going to get embarrassed; she’s not going to show shame. she’s a gd woman.
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crab meet bucket
bucket meet crab
(p.s. thank you, Maitre, we owe bigly)
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yup
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Or medium low.
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There’s distinctions here. In the beginning stages one good or bad turn makes all the difference. If there’s already months of frame establishment it’s going to take a big moment to shift the situation, a moment on tv say?
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Experience- Exactly.
If you’re a recovering lower Beta, then get experience. Don’t try to punch too far above your weight at first. Ask out the Plain Jane, or the perky chick who has a few extra pounds.
Then PRACTICE. Flirt with them. Throw out the one-liners. Send the playful texts.
They’ll love you for it (including in the sack), b/c they crave Alpha too, and are giddy to be getting it w/o a quick pump and dump.
And in the rare case they don’t love you for it, then next them. There are a few dried up spinsters who actually prefer the company of cats. Waste no time on them.
Practice like you mean it. Pay attention to all of the styles that the Chateau recommends. Going caveman may be right sometimes, being aloof, hard-to-get at other times.
Pause and proof your texts. Deep bitterness is not the same as jerk-boy, ZFG cool. Don’t mix up the two.
Soon flirting and one-liner quips will be natural; you’ll deal them out even to those women you inwardly pedestalize…but they’ll be pausing and giving you a second look, waiting for more.
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