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Ted Colt asks for some Game advice to give his son,

other than fleeing, what advice would you give my son?

He’s referring to this scenario:

If a chick sincerely and weirdly said that to your son, and she was cute enough to consider angling for the bangling? He should ask if that pickup line has ever worked for her.

A fledgling womanizer up for the challenge of seducing femcunts-in-training will never go wrong macking these girls using the one-two combo of “assume the sale” and “flip the script” game techniques. Assume she’s trying to pick you up, and flip the female chasee-male chaser script. All delivered with a tacitly, pregnantly jerkboy je ne sais cock.

These kinds of girls — the screechy parroters of feminist drivel — were never very common, but their numbers have been increasing since The Insanity took over America, so there’s a chance your son may come across a girl saying something like this to him, in which case my line above should help him pass her shit test with flying colors and wipe the early onset schoolmarm sneer off her face.

90 Responses to “Game Advice For The Masochistic Man”

  1. JironGhrad says:

    Honestly, a girl that fucked up ought to be let alone. You don’t want to risk catching whatever is wrong with her… don’t dip your dick in crazy, because crazy may want to dip a dick in you.

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    • trav777 says:

      Run. Run silent, run deep…run like mexican water through a first time tourist. Run.

      There are certain situations you should not try to troubleshoot and you should just bail out.

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  2. Ironsides says:

    “Other than fleeing”

    That little bit of phrasing produced the day’s first smile.

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  3. GIRL: “I identify as non binary gender fluid pan sexual.”

    BOY: “Do you like kids?”

    GIRL: “Oh I love kids!”

    BOY: “When do you ovulate again?”

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  4. Ironsides says:

    Are you sure, Cap’n? That’s the kind of brawd who’s going to be pushing the kiddies to go tr@nny. And you can’t watch her 24/7.

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  5. Bad Attitude says:

    Better make sure she doesn’t have a dick.

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  6. Stake From Jake Jarm says:

    The Insanity took over America

    That’s a good way to describe what the Invasion has done to America.

    I hope not every descendant of legacy America is a drone that pilled out on quiet ADD drugs while watching their future brides getting groomed by achmed. Who is playing the sports and mackin’ the hoes?

    Jesus, I remember back in the day, the blacks were scary. Now, except for a black lives matter riot, they look pozzed too.

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    • oink says:

      More white girls soil themselves with negroes and sandnegroes, more they slut it up, more available white suitors for my daughters, easier for my girls to stand out.

      Silver lining!

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    • trav777 says:

      The coolest part…my ex had a fag friend, he came here. He supports the muslim invasion of france, not realizing that as soon as they have power they will throw him off a rooftop.

      Yeah, muslims and niggers bloc vote democrat…because they support feminism and gay rights, correct?

      EVERYTHING is about race and nothing else. There is very little that ISN’T about race. White people have deluded themselves into thinking that things could be NOT about race because that seemed such a drag to the nice black guy that everyone knew.

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  7. tripper says:

    ask her to see whose gender fluid is stronger

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    • Captain Obvious says:

      That could work.

      GIRL: “I identify as non binary gender fluid pan sexual.”

      BOY: “I bet my gender fluid tastes better than yours.”

      GIRL: “That’s disgusting, you jerk.”

      BOY: “It’s not disgusting, it’s a delicacy. Here, lemme show you…”

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    • Oleaginous Outrager says:

      “Gender fluid, huh? You must go through a lot of seat cushions at your house!”

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  8. Aeoli Pera says:

    Man, this is every girl under 20. Tell him to ignore it and change the subject. She’s just pressing the lever to get the pellet.

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    • Aeoli Pera says:

      I’m seeing a 23 yo tonight who says she likes “boys, girls, and everything in between”…only ever dated boys though. Seriously, most of them don’t believe any of it, anymore than liberals actually like living in vibrant neighborhoods.

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    • Aeoli Pera says:

      To be absolutely, 100% explicit…the way to stop pellet-seeking behaviors is to slowly replace her pellet supply (i.e. public education, twitter) with the real thing (Jordan Peterson, masculine attention). Once this is done, the behavior will taper off. When she’s feeling secure in her new supply, a couple of cutting jokes will complete the conversion, but if you do this too quickly she will balk at losing the “resources” her brain depends on.

      Thus, every pickup for the Gen Z crowd is also a slow counter-propaganda campaign. Ugly but true. They are all brainwashed.

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  9. demono says:

    girl: I identify as non binary gender fluid pan sexual.

    son: Doesn’t it go against your muslim beliefs?

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  10. Rudolph says:

    Go full on assume the sale arrogant aggressive jerk boy.

    Girl: I identify as non binary gender fluid pan sexual.

    Boy: Do you think about boys or girls when you play with yourself?

    Girl: Ummm… I don’t…

    Boy (cutting her off) : You think about ME when you go to the bathroom don’t you?

    Girl: NO! I don’t…

    Boy: You think about me when you have your pants down.

    Girl: No.

    Boy: You should.

    And so on.

    If she says she thinks about girls.

    Girl: I identify as non binary gender fluid pan sexual.

    Boy: Do you think about boys or girls when you play with yourself?

    Girl: I think about girls.

    Boy: So do I. Do you think about (hot girl classmate?)

    Girl: Huh?

    Boy (cutting her off) : You think about ME when you go to the bathroom don’t you?

    Girl: NO! I don’t…

    Boy: You think about me when you have your pants down.

    Girl: No.

    Boy: You should.

    And so on. If she wants to stick to her guns on girls he could suggest that they both go ask hot girl classmate out.

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    • Captain Obvious says:

      R, I like the general idea of where you’re doing strategically, but tactically speaking, you’ve got the boy asking questions.

      Betas ask questions. Alphas issue COMMANDS.

      The boy has to rework his entire Inner Frame [and then all of his Applied Game Theory] so that he is constantly concentrating on ORDERING her to do things, not simply ASKING her to do things.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        Also, from the point of view preserving & sustaining the White race…

        BOY: Do you like kids?

        GIRL: Of course.

        BOY: Does your girlfriend like kids?

        GIRL: Oh she l0ves kids!!!

        BOY: Awesome. Y’all gonna be muh Sister W!ves. Boo-yah!

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      • Rudolph says:

        Just because it is phrased as a question doesn’t mean you’re asking a question. That’s where the arrogant jerk-boy comes in, “You think about me when you go to the bathroom, don’t you?” should be spoken as a statement of fact. It isn’t a question. He already knows she does because he’s the prize.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        R, rework your entire Inner Frame so that you aren’t asking questions anymore.

        Every thought you have just phrased as a question needs to be reworked so that it is a straightforward declarative sentence.

        Bonus points if she is lured in via a NARRATIVE: “When you’re all along in bed at night, and you slide your finger beneath your underwear, you’re thinking of me inside of you…”

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        along = alone

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      • URM says:

        Issuing COMMANDS works better on this comments sections than with new generation females. I mean real ones, not fantasized ones or ones imagined in the past.

        You can have the upper psychological hands and establish a trend of dominance. Issuing COMMANDS will backfire — unless what you have got in your hands is no more than a mat.

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      • Lord of the Gulf Stream says:

        These are called Tie-Downs. Asking questions that you know will be answered the way you want, yet lets them believe it’s their own idea. The easiest way is to make declarative statements, then end them with “don’t you” or “aren’t you” or “wouldn’t you”.

        You think of me when you pull your pants down, DON’T YOU?

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    • Sun Tzu says:

      Girl: I like girls

      Boy: Which girl here is the hottest?/ Do you like big boobs?/ Are you going to fuck your roommate?

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  11. Waffles says:

    Used common CH game principles to get a first night bang with a 23 y/o from a dating app last night. Key exchange:

    Her: Hey can we do 7:30 instead of 6:30?
    Me: Yeah but now you’re buying shots.
    Her: Haha if you want.
    Me: Not sure if I’ll recognize you without a SnapChat filter on. Could be hideous. A shot could help with that.
    Her: Wow I’m gonna pretend you didn’t say that lol

    When she gets there. Tease. Tease. Comfort building question. Tease. Agree and Amplify. Tease. Comfort question. Always assume the sale.

    Now the only thing I need is how to let her down without coming across as too much of an asshole.

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    • Captain Obvious says:

      “a first night bang with a 23 y/o from a dating app last night… Now the only thing I need is how to let her down…”

      A pump-n-dump?

      And so The Darkness will grow in her heart, and she will become ever moar distant to the White race; her face & her tongue & her private parts will receive ever moar metal piercings, her beautiful White skin will be ruined by ever moar hideous tattooes, eventually she will recede into her spinster apartment filled with cats, her brain will be rotted out by Toxoplasma gondii, and in a quarter century, her lifetime Total Fertility Rate will settle in at precisely 0.0.

      This is how you repay our Ancestors and their sacrifices?

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      • Waffles says:

        Thanks for making me feel like slime Captain! I’m pretty sure she knows what the deal is/was. Again, not discounting your advice to knock up tight young women but as you say so yourself “natural chemistry is rare to find” and quite frankly it is not all there. If she was younger and more naive I could see this possibly having some effect on her, but honestly I think she will be fine. This was my first date/bang after a 5 year LTR so please spare me. I promise the next one I find that I vibe with and can see being with long term, I will put buns in the oven. Just for you.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        Go forth, slay teh P00ntag, and put moar White Bunz -> White Ovenzzzezes, muh White brother.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        In all seriousness, though, if you banged her properly, so that she surrendered teh Multiple 0rgasmzzzezes to you, then she’s already starting to bond to you emotionally, whether she wants to or not.

        And if you use Game to break these girls, then sooner or later, your conscience is gonna kick in, and you’re gonna start pondering the metaphysically terrifying implications of “You break it, you own it.”

        Assuming you have a conscience – life is so much easier for psychopaths.

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      • URM says:

        Assuming you have a conscience – life is so much easier for psychopaths.

        Well, it’s easier for women too. They have some conscience but no consciousness…

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    • oink says:

      (Death)^2

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    • Greg Eliot says:

      Now the only thing I need is how to let her down without coming across as too much of an asshole.

      I would propose that it’s much too late to dissuade THAT impression…

      … especially ’round chere.

      (((shakin’ mah haid)))

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    • plumpjack says:

      “Now the only thing I need is how to let her down without coming across as too much of an asshole.”

      waffles. interesting that you chose that handle. you have waffle between your actions and your values.

      be consistent, my brother. if you’re gonna be a dick then just be a dick and don’t apologize for it and just call it a day.

      look, an alpha creates his own reality. the responsibility that comes along with that is that people will follow you because you’re a leader and in that regard you help create their reality also. getting people to follow your is easier than you think. doing something USEFUL with that power is the hard part.

      like it or not, your shaping this girl’s reality. yes, she has agency and she can do what she wants with the experience and all that. but you’re also part of the equation. that’s the way life is. we leave a wake behind us as we travel in and out of people’s lives.

      so if you’re going to leave her with an experience, don’t leave her with the experience of being a waffler. ie, “I wanted you for a sec but now I don’t.” think bigger than that and casually keep in touch with her. (she opened up hey womb to you for chrissakes). don’t burn bridges. it shows weakness. she might be useful in some other regard other than a life partner.. she might show up one day bearing a gift that you never expected.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        “she might show up one day bearing a gift that you never expected”

        Yeah, I wanted to pursue a similar line of thought.

        Never write off another human being – at least not until the bitter end.

        You don’t know [until you know] what people are capable of.

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    • URM says:

      I don’t agree with people blaming you.
      She knew what the deal was (although she’ll be denying it to herself the entire time), and there nothing “dick” about you.

      Make sure to be humorous/ironical in your responses if she contacts you any more.

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  12. Something only a white girl or skypette would say

    I’ll be instructing my son to stay away from white girls and skypettes

    Not worth his finite time and money

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    • Major7 says:

      Sometimes I think you’re one of Sorceryqueer’s multiple personalities.

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      • Pretty Boy Looch says:

        That guy has one personality one posting style and never deviates

        The only thing that changes is name and backstory

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      • Captain Obvious says:

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      • Pretty Boy Looch says:

        Captain Obvious has a worldview which doesn’t allow for just plain dysfunctional people to exist

        Everything is JIDF

        Everything is grand design

        Quintessentially autistic smart dumb

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      • Greg Eliot says:

        But how quick you were, you sock puppy cocksucker, to turn the “Eliot has green hair” neener-neener short bus into the “Eliot is JIDF” bandwagon, eh?

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        LOL’ed @ JIDF account “tom jones”.

        There’s no rhyme or reason anymoar as to what it’s algorithm is gonna “Like”.

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      • Major7 says:

        Looch, haven’t you ever seen Primal Fear? What do you think happens when Saucyqueer “loses time again?” While he’s blacked out, one of his other personalities emerges, in this case the wigger one.

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      • Major7 says:

        Speaking of, how do you explain the fact that you two are never seen commenting on the same thread? Huh?

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      • Pretty Boy Looch says:

        Actually

        Sorcery has replied to me a few times when I’ve had the first or second comment on a poast

        Usually with an anecdote about something that never happened

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      • Major7 says:

        Ok, I lied about that last part

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    • Ironsides says:

      I don’t think they’re the same guy. The posting style is utterly different. There’s a smug, giggly quality to SorceryBlob’s writing that doesn’t appear in Looch’s. There are other significant differences that would be hard to fake, but that’s the standout one.

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  13. The Insanity.

    That nails it.

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  14. Should you cater to a woman’s delusions and lie to her?

    Yeah, you should. Never tell her the Truth. Don’t support the crazy, just lie about it. It seems dishonest, cause it is. Feel free to tell her the Truth when you want her to leave. Unless you have a handy list of her “deal breakers”.

    Some of you believe that women want honesty. You believe it because they tell you so. YOU LOSER.

    There is what women say, and what they mean. Its like a code really.

    For instance: I want a man who knows how to treat a woman right. This means: I want a man who has enough money to pay.

    Or: I want a man who will listen to me and take me seriously.
    TM: I want a man to control and will do what I say.

    See? They’re not being honest. Only a fool would be honest to a woman unless its dump her on the curb time, boys…

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    • Greg Eliot says:

      Well, to be fair, many men fall into that category as well…

      I distinctly remember my corporate days, when “open door” and “honest discussion” was touted by the higher-ups…

      … but all they TRULY wanted to hear was

      “Everything’s running smooth, I’m doing fine… couldn’t be better.”

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      • streetsweeper says:

        so you were a whining, impossible-to-please, sky-is-falling complainer back then too, eh? big surprise. every company has one.

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      • Greg Eliot says:

        Stop projecting, asshole… I was merely making an observation… and a true one, as anyone who ever worked for a living could tell you, since your experience in that area is obviously lacking.

        And stop socking, Danger.

        (((shakin’ mah haid)))

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      • Greg Eliot says:

        On a side note, how does my behind smell today, sock?

        Get a life. 😡

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      • Pretty Boy Looch says:

        When Greg isn’t at synagogue he’s trolling the shit out of this place

        Liked by 1 person

      • Greg Eliot says:

        With half-assed moop adversaries such as you, sock-boy, my reputation here is secured.

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      • URM says:

        Women are 1 SD over men in self-deception (and deception). That’s all there is to say about it.I
        Of course it’s not a mono-gender thing

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  15. OT,
    Ladi3s and G3ntlemen, I give you Eur0pe in all of its glory:
    .
    .
    .

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    • Greg Eliot says:

      What’s the purpose of giving legs to this filth… ESPECIALLY here at the chateau?

      You some sort of cuck fetishist, alt-R ally?

      Or just the garden variety concern troll shilling agitprop for the Synathedral?

      This is why we lose.

      (((shakin’ mah haid)))

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  16. Craig says:

    girl: I identify as non binary gender fluid pansexual.
    boy: So does that mean you give better head than other girls?

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  17. Theodore says:

    Game question: What is the best way to respond when a girl asks if she annoys you?

    [CH: good question. as you probably surmised, this question is a trap. if you answer yes, she “got to you”. if you answer no, and she really is annoying, you look weak. evasion is the way to go. i’d answer, “now you do”, or “when you ask questions like that, you do”.]

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    • URM says:

      sometimes yes, sometimes no — clearly expressing thanlt when it is yes, it’s no more than a nuisance.

      Other option: Annoy no. Bore yes.

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    • skorzecin150 says:

      Traps. As are all of those types of questions. Anything from “do you like my hair this way”, to “are my boobs too big/small”, to “do you mind if I jang out with XXX”, to the stereotypical “do I look fat in this dress”, all traps. All designed to create drama which of course all girls (even the goods ones), succumb to in varying degrees.

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  18. Saracen III says:

    Dude, she’s talking to you. Of her own free will.

    “I identify as an 80-foot dragon with a heavily-jeweled chest and a tiny tear near the tip of my left wing”

    Need i point out the obvious chance to open your shirt/move your hand around her back?

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  19. Saracen III says:

    Sorry about the shouting

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  20. unh says:

    Game question: What is the best way to respond in a daytime situation when a beautiful wholesome-looking girl stares right into your eyes, stays close, hangs on your every syllable, doesn’t turn away, engages,smiles, etc?

    [CH: carry her home like a six pack.]

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