When you reward fat chicks, you get more of them.
Although, to be fair to this guy, the beta looks strong in him. He probably had few options and settled when the specter of involuntary lifelong celibacy burned his dreams to the ground.
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The value of a negatively-oriented racial identity is rapid threat detection.
The value of a positively-oriented racial identity is imperviousness to enemy defamation.
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jews are really rattled by these kinds of memes. They especially recoil at the "will you believe what jews said about your ancestors, or what your ancestors said about jews" meme.
I think I know why. It's because these messages are inherently ethnocentric....for White people. This scares jews, because they understand better than anyone the power of in-group affinity.
jews recoil at these memes because they are a perfect reflection of the jews' own attitudes towards Whites.
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If this happens often enough, it will eventually eat into the company's bottom line.
Sufficient cost impacts on Flock would threaten its solvency.
If cost is no matter and the Flock cameras keep going up, then we'll know that the decision is not driven by profit interests, but by a totalitarian political interest to subjugate White Americans.
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True, I've wondered about that as well. The technique evident in this 13th Century illustration is comically juvenile. Why was so much Medieval art so bad?
Turns out there are many answers to that question.
One, most Medievel Europeans were simply bad artists, just like most people today are bad artists. A lot of the lowbrow and middlebrow graphic illustrations drawn back then were done by random joes, who felt the spirit, but not the painter's brush, move them. There were talented Medieval painters but their works were less common and usually hanging in some rich aristocrat's castle.
Two, the rules of perspective didn't get formally established until the early 15th Century in Italy. Untrained amateur painters and illustrators before that time would not have been acquainted with proper rendering techniques.
Three, there is a lot of great Medieval art, but it was usually found in decorative works like book bindings or music boxes, not so much in painting.
Four, it is possible that Europeans lost a lot of Greco-Roman realistic painting techniques after the fall of Rome.
Five, there is a theory that Medieval Europeans held the belief that realistic paintings using perspective were "an affront to God", becaue it hubristically mimicked God's creation. This is a controversial theory, though, because realistic paintings were created during that time.
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"I'm sorry, but your shareholders would appreciate the labor and materiel efficiency savings"
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Fucking gross. Dude’s a total herb.
I don’t understand how any self respecting man can settle for such a disgusting pig
lol shit just got real
What are the origins of the word herb?
herbivore as in vegetarian
It’s the hover caption that makes this great.
bahahahaha thanks for pointing that out
The specter of his wife looks to be well on its way to grow into a much scarier Goliath than the specter of celibacy ever was. Good luck and Godspeed, man
Posing for pics while your wedding burns behind you is a good start. Get him to read this blog and he may do well.
The bridal cape is almost as odd as the burning backdrop in this pic. But we’ve seen a lot of these- herb + broadzilla wedding pics, teed up to be mocked.
I knew Sofia would eventually
get her skin bleached
RIP, King of Pop
I bet she has a great personality….
Only, if you’re fucking her.
She’s like a vampiress
who only drinks
kiwi blood
OT. Exquisite mangina anthem. Enjoy. Send it to girls for fun:
The seventies were the nadir of human existence, the black hole of civilization. To have been born so close to the singularity (much less you poor bastards who had to live through it) has burdened our lives with a curse until death, albeit a curse slowly fading.
The men who thrived in that lost decade are by definition the antithesis of men.
http://img.maniadb.com/images/album/233/233327_1_f.jpg
“[Can] I sue Dan Fogelberg for making me into a pussy in the mid-70′s? Is that possible? ‘Your honor, between him and James Taylor, I didn’t get a blow job ’till I was 27 years old.’” — Denis Leary
Dumb question King A? Were you there?If you were, you would think it was a better time than today. Most of us here would. The country was much more free and the nanny state was still very embryonic. The song you posted is a lot better from a cultural standpoint than the hypersexual crap played today. In the 70s, you had loads of combat veterans running around. Most were not pussies. Women were not yet fully skankified and most kids had both natural parents living in the home. But if you wanted to, you coulod party like a rock star and there was no army of social workers needing to be fed new victims. So whereas the cultural left was seeking to entrench the hippie counter culture as the norm and it was even allowed to flourish but it never dominated. We’re still playing out that cultural conflict. I’d trade these times for those in a minute.
Me, too. Casual sex was everywhere. So was pot. Then came Nancy Reagan and AIDS and everything changed.
You know what condoms cost back in the 70s?
Me either, cause we never used ‘em.
Thank God for the ’80s…
I bet Paul Davis, though, had no problem getting pussy. This particular event his personal life certainly implies that.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Davis_%28singer%29
“Davis survived a shooting in Nashville, Tennessee on July 29, 1986. He was leaving a hotel on Music Row with a female companion when an unidentified man walked up, demanded his wallet, and shot him in the abdomen.”
Money, fame and records sales are Alpha, even if you’re singing about Mangina-ville.
I feel like I know these people.
You should.
They’re on your blogroll
if you can’t say anything funny don’t say anything at all.
I’m sure he married up, an ugly fattie is better placed in the food chain than a nice guy whose face screams BETA Aspie.
the real tragedy is that at least 2 polar bears had to give their lives for that cape.
So my face looks like that guy and I’m pretty much a beta aspie. Is the genetic poker hand I’m dealt with?
[Heartiste: Are you smiling like a lummox and leaning into a fattie you just married? No? Then there’s hope for you yet.]
Alright alright. “Whose facial expression and bodylanguage scream BETA Aspie”.
He would easily be more alpha if he ditched the glasses and stopped smiling. He’s tall and not ugly.
You have to check out this link, ESPECIALLY if you’re a beta boy or have a white knight complex.
Heartiste posted this on his Twitter feed. Definitely check it out. It will be a major wake up call for some of you.
http://www.secretsocietyofwomen.com/secrets/sex/forum/topic/for-cheaters-only?tpage=1&page=5
Here’s an except cut and pasted directly from a post on that site:
“I am married 11 years have 2 kids. My husband is perfect as could be, well everyone thinks he is. He is perfect father, caring man, but i don’t love him and never did. I married him since there was no one else at that time and we have been dating for a while so I couldn’t say no when he proposed. And now to the affair part. About 3 years ago I suddenly had an intense desire for sex, but not with my husband. Sex with him was quite poor and i didn’t want him to touch me, but everyone else looked very sexy. So we living together and sleeping in one bed without having sex for years. But met a “friend” and I am in love with him. The problem is that my friend is not in love with me and he is getting over serious relationship. Hence, situation is quite poor, I am afraid to move on to loose the security of the marriage and hurting my kids and I don’t know of my friend will stick around long enough for me to sort my issues out.”
I’d bet you that the “friend” is in fact an asshole with at least B- game.
Well, I may or may not be an asshole, and I may or may not have B- game, but THIS is why I love banging married women.
First, a married woman who is out for new cock is more than likely to be married to a Beta. The Beta man can take many forms — a guy who is boring in bed, who can’t get it up, or when he does it’s too small. Sometimes the beta husband is exactly what the chick wanted — stable, financially secure to the degree she wanted (or to a lesser degree) but is soulless, intellectually vapid, inattentive, or simply ineffectual.
Second, before you get involved with a married woman, you really have to sound out what kind of beta she is married to — or rather if she’s married to one at all. If she is some kind of total slut, who is married to a guy who is very powerful and an Alpha, and she really want ANOTHER alpha…well run away. But if she’s married to a guy who, for example, is simply not pleasing her sexually or is so incredibly boring as a man…then that’s a woman that is worth banging. Even if you are discovered by the beta husband — as I once was by this very successful attorney husband, but a pure beta who simply couldn’t pound her like I could — all he will say is “stay away from my wife.” That beta is not going to murder you or subpoena you.
By the way, the more upscale the chick is, the better. If she’s got the nice house, the nice life, the nice workout club, the nice car….she’s not going to give that up. And the Beta husband isn’t going to do anything to you either…he’s got an image, commitments. Stay away from the babes with total working class loser types or, of course, the mafia types. But the upper middle class babes with the corporate husband or the small business husband…they are perfect targets.
Third, married women love the fantasy that “this guy will take me away from all this.” But deep down she knows it’s not going to happen. So you work the imagination, but you also bring her to reality. She will see that you will not rescue her…but she has experienced the fucking that she has craved. That tension, for her, is thrilling. And when you make her come by eating her pussy, and it hasn’t happened for her for so long, she will come crawling back to you. You have her.
Fourth, and finally, the encounters will be almost always completely sexual. She won’t spend the night. She will fuck, and leave. Oh, she might call, and text, and email, but her own schedule, her own commitments, will eventually lead her to see that this will be a sometime thing. In addition, she is almost always fucking nobody else but you — no time, no energy. She isn’t promiscuous, like the the 20 somethings unattached and in the bar scene. She also knows that SHE needs to keep it secret…and that she is in trouble if she gets caught. Women are tremendous liars, and especially good at lying to the beta.
Anyway, that’s why I love the married women. I have two going now. The sex is tremendous. The commitment from me is virtually non-existent.
Many, many married beta herbs do get opportunities to cheat.
For many woman, the ‘want what I can’t have’, ‘maybe I can get him to leave her for me’ types love the challange. Also, married herbs advertise their willingness to commit by being married. These men are mature, established, and have resources, which is attractive to these woman. But these married men are also attracted to woman who are hotter, tighter, and younger than their wives none the less. As Eddie Murphy in ‘Raw’ once said, ‘Men get tired of the same ole’ Ritz cracker’. With each passing year, she get’s less and less attractive where as the man has the opportunity to increase his attractiveness to other woman.
The beta herb in the photo is invisible to most woman, he’s not masculine in appearance, and I highly doubt he’s rocked under that JC Penney suit.
I can’t see how it would matter one way or another if he was an Alpha CEO anyway. His attitude wouldn’t be enough to generate the high-voltage electricity to fuel the high-flux gina-tingle capacitor.
Tenderman100, I know that your escapades with married woman are not going to impair your ability to bond with your future wife, but should you find her, I hope Karma doesn’t come back to bite you in ass and you find your wife behaving like the married woman you’re banging. I leave married woman alone solely for this reason, even though they are the easiest, and that there is no guarantee that any man is immune from being cheated on.
You might thing you’re the man now, but you won’t feel that way when wifey get’s tired of the same ‘ole Ritz cracker.
I’ve been married twice already. I am in my late 50s. I am never going to marry again. But I am going to bang the married 30-40 something women for the next 10 years.
looking at that woman, i’d bet she’s the stereotypical bossy harridan that fat girls inevitably become. i don’t understand how any man could prefer her over just jacking off.
You don’t realize it until its too late.
The divorce picture:
http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/raging-noltevstheinferno.jpg
What the hell?
He’s got broad shoulders, a decent angular masculine facial shape, well-fitted clothes, and height.
WHAT THE HELL?
Beta is anyone who isn’t psycopath today.
A match made in hell, hence the inferno.
I saw this on msn when I logged out of my hotmail account earlier today. Nice catch.
More like the Deadliest Catch!
I grow nostalgic over the days when men merely led lives of quiet desperation.
The internetz
in all it’s Lookatme glory
has rendered that dictum obsolete.
Now, it’s “most men lead lives of public desperation”
While Paris burned
America the Beautiful 2 — celebrating fatness
Found this winner…. AS IF I would ever consider marrying again….regarding infidelity and the female urge to wander…..
“Don’t worry about it. Men cheat too, even when they’re having sex with their wife.
Find a nice, sweet hubby of your own who’ll help with the bills, then find a discreet lover.
It’s great! And if you ever feel guilty, think of all of the things all men do – rape, rob, cheat, and beat – and know that most family court judges will be on our side no matter what.
Men are here to serve us. Don’t worry if you wreck a few marriages or break a few hearts. People always know what they’re getting into, unless they’re too stupid. If they are, that’s their fault, not yours! ”
This miserable excuse for a woman deserves that special place in hell she is aiming for….
http://www.secretsocietyofwomen.com/secrets/infidelity%20/forum/topic/me-and-a-married-man-32380
She’ll get that place too. None of the women whom I’ve known who have cheated or carried on like this have ended up better off.
Putting the couple aside, what the crap are they posing in front of? The gates to hell?
It’s the lodge they were to get married in. It included all their wedding gifts.
I’d like to know what CH thinks of this post by his PUA buddy Roosh:
http://www.rooshv.com/the-i-have-standards-excuse.
Either Roosh is a phony or he’s lost his mind. He’s pretty much contradicted his whole blog with that post. whaddya think?
No, Roosh is one of the only PUAs who tells it like it is. When you’re just starting out with Game, you can’t jump straight to only fucking 9s & 10s every night. You have to start with average or maybe even below average chicks, depending on your natural skill level, and work your way up. Even fucking 4s and 5s will boost your confidence more than going home alone every night, and you can parlay that confidence into picking up the 9s and 10s later. It keeps you in a sexual state that will stop you from getting needy picking up those chicks.
The really famous PUAs won’t talk about this much, because they want to sell their materials, and it’s better advertising if they can insinuate their tactics will get you laid by 9s and 10s overnight. And PUAs like Mystery or Neil Strauss are usually always seen in the company of really beautiful women, which facilitates this mindset. But they’ve worked for years at their Game, and combined with their fame and fortune, they should be only fucking 9s and 10s every night. But the rest of us are still noobs compared to them.
Plus most of them are also probably susceptible to the natural male ego who doesn’t want to talk about the fuglies they’ve fucked, only bragging about the hottest. I’m sure even the Chateau hosts here have banged some low quality girls while on their way to the top, though I doubt they’d ever admit it. But Roosh has transcended into a whole new level, one where ego does not matter, where the one and only thing that does matter is busting that nut. And that’s why I respect him more than most other PUAs: he’s not phony; he’s just 100% honest.
How would you ever, and I mean EVER, be able to achieve an erection with such a chunk of lard?
ha ha, i saw this on the front page of the Toronto Star the other day. This has got to be a female wedding fantasy as juice-inducing as any ‘kardashian event’. Don’t they love believing they are the daughter of Satan himself (complete with cape for fuck sakes).
Cape Of No Hope?
Cape Fatterass?
/gots nuthin’
Anonymous, Roosh is all about fucking lots of girls so it makes sense that he would say not to ONLY settle for the hottest of the hot, but to fuck those 6s and 7s as they come around.
The typical American diet is poison.
Whenever I’m at the supermarket, it’s woman after woman after woman loading up on the frozen food, and pre-fab plastic meals.
Apparently, only men cook in America.
Women microwave, if that.
Heartiste is dead right. You’re on your own now. Improvement can only come at the individual level at this point. The culture is too embedded in too many weak minds. Let them go. They will hate your guts if you try to awaken them. They want their electronic gadgets, their cellphones and Ipads, and their junk food.
Let. them. go.
Off-topic, but Occupy Wall Street guys in Portland type experiencing first-hand how much what they want sucks…
I would rather be celibate and live as a buddhist monk than live the life of the that guy (in the photo). Nothing frightens me like the idea of living the standard beta American materialist life. Treeless suburb, overweight wife, unfulfilling career, kids that refuse to listen, 12 pack for Sunday football, no meaning beyond a bigger house or better car.
Gives me the shivers. I am not joking. This is not hyperbole.
Given the choice between that life or the silent/celibate life of a monk, I’d become a monk.
…and here is the female mirror image of the Male Beta Settle.
Demi Moore — the ultimate Hollywood cougar — can’t keep a young Hollywood Alpha Male despite ‘open marriage w/threesomes” ground rules:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2063455/Demi-Moore-Ashton-Kutcher-divorce-Proof-hold-years.html
[Heartiste: Hilarious. So here we have evidence that moore gave kutcher the green light to get his true desires sated with younger, hotter chicks, and that STILL wasn’t enough to keep him attached to their joke of a quasi-marriage. Biomechanics uber alles.]
Less Hilarious and more “Hubris breed Nemesis.”
Demi is going to be playing the ‘victim card’ to the hilt because it is the only thing she has left.
This is just one of the links using “demi moore and ashton kutcher, threesome rumors” as a search term is pulling on google:
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2011/11/source-confirms-open-marriage-threesomes-for-ashton-kutcher-and/
There are the _150_ related articles links for that same search.
I think Charlie Sheen is going to have a better Hollywood reputation than Ashton Kutcher in six months.
Kutcher will be the one who rode Two and 1/2 Men to cancellation.