Why do some men use the toilet to piss, splashing droplets of urine all over the seat, when there are two perfectly good, AVAILABLE, urinals nearby?
You suck, toilet pissers.
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True, I've wondered about that as well. The technique evident in this 13th Century illustration is comically juvenile. Why was so much Medieval art so bad?
Turns out there are many answers to that question.
One, most Medievel Europeans were simply bad artists, just like most people today are bad artists. A lot of the lowbrow and middlebrow graphic illustrations drawn back then were done by random joes, who felt the spirit, but not the painter's brush, move them. There were talented Medieval painters but their works were less common and usually hanging in some rich aristocrat's castle.
Two, the rules of perspective didn't get formally established until the early 15th Century in Italy. Untrained amateur painters and illustrators before that time would not have been acquainted with proper rendering techniques.
Three, there is a lot of great Medieval art, but it was usually found in decorative works like book bindings or music boxes, not so much in painting.
Four, it is possible that Europeans lost a lot of Greco-Roman realistic painting techniques after the fall of Rome.
Five, there is a theory that Medieval Europeans held the belief that realistic paintings using perspective were "an affront to God", becaue it hubristically mimicked God's creation. This is a controversial theory, though, because realistic paintings were created during that time.
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If they had MBA-credentialed management consultants in 1850, this house would never have been built to those specs.
"I'm sorry, but your shareholders would appreciate the labor and materiel efficiency savings"
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Candy is dandy, but Kovyor is quicker.
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It isn't fascism.....yet.
(and the sooner it happens, the better)
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There does appear to be a loose parallel between jewish and Quaker histories. Both groups were (rationally) discriminated against in many economic and cultural sectors. They responded to the discrimination by pouring into the occupational fields which were still open to them: banking and industry.
The wealth each group nepotistically accrued from those endeavors allowed them to more effectively subvert the surrounding society.
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It's good to visualize the geographical origin of many of the groups we discuss. Geography and group attributes are strongly associated through the process of evolution.
The Quakers originate predominately from the English Highlands. Mountain people tend to be more clannish (ethnocentric) than lowland peoples, yet the Quakers very early on developed a pacifist ideology that seems to contradict accepted theories of ethnocentric group psychology research.
It is possible Quaker pacifism was a form of group fitness behavior, by way of virtue signaling harmlessness and victimhood that would allow their group to more easily take advantage of host societies.
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The Quaker Question.
I link this video for discussion purposes. We have a Jewish Problem. Do we also have to grapple with a Quaker Question? QQanon?
I'm open to this theory, primarily because I believe it would have been very difficult for jews to subvert Hajnal White nations as thoroughly as they have without some help "from the inside".
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"H1B abusers"
This rhetoric is damning of Trump's real intentions. The crisis facing us isn't the problem of "abusers" of the system. The crisis is the system ITSELF.
We should be going after the H1B program in its entirety, not just the abusers of it.
Same with immivasion. We should be deporting all of them, not just the "violent criminals".
The System must be repealed.
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As an analyst, I would find it interesting to determine the correlation of toilet pisser shares with 1) the presence of only one urinal, 2) the presence of multiple urinals with privacy dividers, and 3) the presence of multiple urinals WITHOUT privacy dividers.
The case you cite would be either #2 or #3. Which one was it?
#2. two urinals (one for shorter men) separated by one robust divider. which really makes the toilet pissing such a breach of bathroom etiquette.
#2. two urinals (one for shorter men) separated by one robust divider. which really makes the toilet pissing such a breach of bathroom etiquette.
I would quite imagine that the urinal for “shorter men” is actually designed for little boys.
Perhaps they are pee shy. Roughly 14.4% of people suffer from this!
http://thisdevilsworkday.wordpress.com/
This is indeed one of the great mysteries of the universe. Whoever solves this deserves at least one Nobel Prize.
Better than stalls vs urinals: search this page for the word “knocked”
http://www.snpp.com/episodes/1F02.html
(metaphorically referred to as “stage fright”)
Yes, stall-pissers are undoubtedly almost all betas, secretly wishing to be uberBillys
Search THIS page for the word “urinated”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Carter
Semi-off-topic: Did anyone besides me notice that Roissy (in the link to his online photo which he quickly [and wisely] deleted) looks remarkably similar to this celebrity [link courtesy of Google Image Seach]?http://www.allisongordin.com/celebrities/images/James_Spader_jpg.jpg
Roissy, if you delete this post, I’ll go “Dizzy” on you and start peppering the Comments section with “James Spader” under random handles!
Bwahahahaha!
As someone who ONLY uses the toilets to piss in rather than the urinals, I think its a privacy issue. When I was a kid, I took a piss (I think it was Union Station in DC) in a urinal and some dude leaned over and took a peak at my wang. When I asked him what his problem was, he simply said “Just lookin, man.”
Another time, at the Skyline mall in Northern VA I had a strange lurking man peaking thought the the cracks in the stalls while I was taking a dump.
Ever since, I always use the stalls rather than the urinals to take a piss. The extra door adds a sense of extra security/privacy. I simply can’t go if there is another dude standing next to me.
A trick I learned for getting over being pee-shy is to try and do complex multiplication in your head while you’re trying to go. By the time I get halfway through a problem I am usually peeing.
As for why some men are using stalls instead of urinals, its obviously because the Feminist movement has so neutered men in the Western world that we are no longer manly enough to use stalls. These feminists want men and women peeing on an equal playing field.
Obviously because you can just blast away at a toilet, whereas you need to control velocity at a urinal in order to avoid backsplash.
Sometimes the urinals are full.
Did anyone besides me notice that Roissy (in the link to his online photo which he quickly [and wisely] deleted) looks remarkably similar to this celebrity
Well, James Spader was the sadist in Secretary, so it kind of fits.
BTW, Roissy is the name of the chateau where the men take their slaves in the Story of O. I can’t believe I only now figured this out.
Me, I just don’t want to give anyone an inferiority complex.
[SFG said] BTW, Roissy is the name of the chateau where the men take their slaves in the Story of O. I can’t believe I only now figured this out.
Funny coincidence: Just today I tried typing the URL directly to this site (Roissy in DC) and chanced upon this instead:
http://www.wordpress.roissy.com/
If this is at work, it’s easy. Because I go in more than I need to in order to get away unnoticed, and don’t feel like chit chatting with all my co-workers.
Also see; bathroom and solitary private area.
But we had nice bathrooms, with real doors that went to the floor.
@ #12: not as funny of a coincidence as you might think – it looks like http://anything at all].roissy.com or http://www.anything at all].roissy.com leads to the same page. but yeah, it’s still interesting.
I will occasionally use the stall for the following 3 reasons:
1. I need to blow my nose and therefore knock out two birds with one stone.
2. The asshat at the adjacent urinal is grunting, whistling, farting, trying to talk to the other dude at the urinal, etc…
3. Multiple asshats at a FedEx field take joy in berating my opposing team attire while I’m trying to aim for the nasty trough.
Having said that, I will ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS wipe the rim with TP if I happen to be off my aim that day. To do otherwise is indeed a crime to humanity.
This just happened to me at the university swimming pool. Jeez what kind of a genuine moron do you have to be to piss all over one of the two toilets when there are no less then five urinals centimeters away… centimeters.
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Better question: why do some leave the seat down when they piss?
The last thing I need is for someone to check on my dong, while I’m in the pisser.
And yes I know that’s a beta view.
Btw, why do you need a stall in the club anyways. You NEVER shit in the club.
Why do some men use the toilet to piss
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rain and – hilarious.
“you’re not makin brown?
i’m not makin brown!”