In yesterday’s post, one of the beta male of the month contenders was a guy who had lifted a hideous chubster onto his shoulders (“Do I even lift? Why, yes, I do lift!”) so that she could flash the crowd of gawkers a pair of bee stings that Manboob Emeritus David Fatrelle laughs at.
Interestingly, as a reader pointed out, there’s a hidden shiv in this photo if you look closely and direct your attention to the grinning man in the black hoodie, front and center.
“Da fuckin’ tits and bellybutton look like a face!”
Sure, a chubster publicly undulating her naked rolls will achieve “attention” from men, but not all of it, in fact not much of it, will be the sort of attention she wants. Men gawk at naked fat chicks like they gawk at car accidents, or at Kramer’s self-portrait. “She’s a loathsome offensive beast, yet I can’t look away.”
So for all the fat and ugly and manjawed lawyer attention whores who like to clit-stroke on cue about the surfeit of male attention they get, it’s helpful to keep in mind that a lot of the so-called “attention” they think they receive from men is nothing more than the furtive ridicule of happy-go-lucky rogues.
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It’s all very funny of course. But as a wise man, I say this in all seriousness. It is in bad taste to revel in someone’s humiliation. No chastisement, but a bit of wisdom for you all. Your welcome.
Schadenfreude is the Eighth Deadly Sin.
And like the other seven, inclusion on said list (alas!) doesn’t tend to dissuade.
“You’re”.
*Yall’re
(reveling intensifies)
period inside the quotation mark buddy
Touche’
One wonders what kind of upbringing this woman had. Probably fat parents. Who had neither the energy nor the knowledge or interest needed to teach her anything resembling life wisdom. She watches other women on teevee and sees that those who expose themselves get attention, and nothing on teevee tells her that attention isn’t good. Without an inner nucleus of wisdom giving her a moral compass she lives only by being seen and heard and belonging to the herd. She will live and die that way, spawning kids along the way that will behave the same because this creature is their mother.
Oh, and her vote counts just as much as yours. Ain’t democracy grand?
In an earlier era, she would have been a stay-at-home Mom, with several children already and more on the way, her husband could have supported all of them comfortably on his blue-collar salary, they would have been regular attendees at church, and there would have been a piano in the parlor which both she and the children played on all afternoon and evening.
Thank you, Frankurt School, for destroying our culture. Thank you, libertardian-nihilist economists [many of them Frankfurt School, such as “Paradise Lost” Friedman] and mercantilist-nihilist bidnessmen [I’m looking at you, Bush & Clinton families] for NAFTA and MFN for Gookland and Open Borders and differential taxation [15% on Wall Street versus 50%+ on working men] which gutted our economy.
it’ll be tough to piss on clinton’s grave as there will be 24 hour security but a tip i learned is to piss into a spray bottle and then squirt it from inside your jacket. muzzies go to mecca, the juice go to the wailing wall, real americans spray piss on clinton grave.
It was the Left that wanted open borders and free trade, not the Right. Business owners in all times have been protectionist, as the domestic market is by far the most important to them.
The fifteen percent figure is wrong, that’s just leftist propaganda peddled by the socialist Warren Buffet. Anyone working at Wall Street pays the same tax on his salary as everyone else, so Buffet was simply lying when he said he “didn’t pay as much tax as my secretary”. However, the money anyone gets annually from holding shares in a company is taxed at fifteen percent. But before that, the money has been taxed as income for the company. So it is taxed twice, the company’s profit (That evil word! So says the Left at least.) that is the money available for the owners, the shareholders, to take out from the company. It is only the second time that it is taxed lower. I suppose to please those who know nothing about business it would be better to tax the company’s profit lower the first time, and the higher the second time, when it is given out as dividends. Because it is only that second time the knuckle-draggers will see.
“Anyone working at Wall Street”, who is paid as a wage slave, is precisely that – A WAGE SLAVE! This is how the Masters of Universe pay themslves:
Mark Zuckerberg joins the $1 salary club http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/on-leadership/wp/2014/04/03/mark-zuckerberg-joins-the-1-salary-club/
“Mitt Romney paid a 14.1% effective tax rate on an income of over $13.7 million in 2011″
http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2012/09/21/mitt_romney_s_effective_tax_rate_is_very_low_most_economists_think_it_should_be_.html
This is how mercantilist-nihilist Mitt Romney “earned” his fortune [hint – it wasn’t the “old-fashioned” way]:
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/greed-and-debt-the-true-story-of-mitt-romney-and-bain-capital-20120829
If you can show me an actual real-world physical widget which mercantilist-nihilist Mitt Romney designed, built, and sold, with his own brains, hands, and charm [the way that Edison and Ford and the Wright brothers did], then I’ll print out this entire Chateau Heartiste thread on 8.5×11 paper and EAT IT.
LIFO’ed, but between fifth-columnist thieves like Fuckerberg, and native traitors like Bitch Romney, our economy is DOOMED.
“15% on Wall Street versus 50%+ on working men”
Shane, among your many conspiracy theories, it makes me happy that you sometimes catch a glimpse the true problem.
It’s an oligarchy. The oligarchs NEED to bring in hordes of foreigners to devalue your labor and votes. They are TERRIFIED of the plebs waking up one day and realizing how hard they’re being fucked.
Presidents like Eisenhower controlled the oligarchs with an iron fist, and kept them in line. He was a man who had killed and seen his brothers die, and he had no fear of spineless merchants with an infinite appetite for greed. Have a look at the top marginal income tax rates and capital gains taxes during his time. Make sure to wear a diaper, cause you’ll shit yourself.
Now, we live in a system built by merchants, for merchants .The warrior, the statesman, and the philosopher have no place in this depraved system of greed.
Stop being a typical American waving a red or blue flag. Look at the real root of the problem. The oligarchs will play red vs blue forever, since no matter who comes out on top, the house always wins.
@ Randy
Good to hear someone say that. I find it baffling and mildly nauseating that the majority wants to yell, scream, and blame instead of shutting up and seeing the real issue.
Divide and conquer my friends. We’ve been divided, all that remains is the inevitable fall.
Well said Mr. Shane. Not enough people remember NAFTA as a breaking point that has led to our downward spiraling economy.
nah, excess booze (sugars). thick high T wrists, not enough low impact movement cardio to flush the lymphatic system regularly . see it all the time in the burbs.
gonna be northern european (German/Dutch) with a meso body type. boring.
Her eyes are staring straight at HIM… and no-one else.
Think about it.
Good catch.
I think she’s looking at him to see how he reacts to this shit test of hers.
im sure after this photo she called him gay for not staring at her flabby bits
I’m sick today with the stomach flu, how many times do I need to see this photo CH? It’s making me… “Pukes all over myself”
The tragedy of it all is that as recently as about 50 years ago, when we still had a culture and an economy, she could have made some man a wonderful wife [she’s not that bad-looking] and some group of children a wonderful mother [her belly fat could have been from multiple childbirths instead of from multiple abortions]. But all of that is lost now, and it’s gonna take a frigging bloodbath just to preserve what little memory we even have of it anymore.
“she could have made some man a wonderful wife [she’s not that bad-looking]”
wow, you really need this outlet huh?
She’s a late-20s/early-30s chick, with large-A-Cup/small-B-Cup breasts, and upwards of an HB6 face. If this were 1954, or even 1964, and if the stomach fat were from the four children she had already given birth to [with another 3 or 4 yet to be born], and if she were walking into church with those kids, holding the newborn baby in her arms, and if she were wearing a dress and white gloves and a hat and nice shoes, accompanied by her blue collar husband, himself dressed in a coat and tie with a crewcut [instead of a bunch of 30s-ish unemployed Beta losers, dressed like little boys], then you would be looking at Norman Rockwell’s America.
CULTURE MATTERS. ECONOMICS MATTER.
But you know that, don’t you,Talmudikim?
Watch that Sothebys video – there isn’t a girl in it who is more than an HB6, and yet they are dressed and acting like ladies, they are having the time of their lives, their blue-collar working-class dates are dressed and behaving like gentlemen, they are all going to attend church on Sunday, and they are all going to have 4 to 6 children after they marrry.
AND THEY ARE ALL WHITE!!!
Men gawk at naked fat chicks like they gawk at car accidents, or at Kramer’s self-portrait. “She’s a loathsome offensive beast, yet I can’t look away.”
If it fails the boner test, you know it’s modern art.
https://www.youtube.com/embed/hKWmFWRVLlU
Ha! that’s good!
An excellent analysis. I think I’ll show this at the next boy scout meeting if no mothers are present.
This is the daughter of an alpha whose weakling mother couldn’t keep his attention.
Damnit. You had to show that nasty bitch again.
Can we then infer, that the guys taking photos of this beast, are beta? Or could they be alphas who wish to use the photos in some other way?
5 mumble 6 mumble I have 7 mumble. Sold 7 mumble to the gent in the hoodie. Got to keep your shirt on luv…
Actually this chick clearly belongs on that “Decline of America” in pictures blog you have.
Agreed. Rock and Roll, not schlock and rolls. I’m big, and I have the sense to keep them wrapped up in public.
Her picture belongs on a billboard:
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Her tits and bellybutton resemble the Kumon logo:
https://www.google.com/search?biw=1097&bih=553&tbm=isch&q=kumon+face&revid=1104029373
So that face was a prophetic warning of what would happen without math or reading.
More like the Kool-Aid logo:
http://www.morethanturquoise.com/wp-content/uploads/kool_aid_man__22746.jpg
Kool-Aid wrecks it
geraldo rivera red pill?
“But what I think a woman brings to a marriage more than anything else, to a relationship, is her youth. Her youth is a fragile and diminishing resource.”
On Twitter some users called it “extremely sexist and weird,” though others showed support. Rivera took to Twitter Tuesday morning, stating, “I stand by that statement” and “Age weighs unequally on the sexes. Time is money ladies, a precious asset.”
You guys are too hard on this man, he could be doing some form of crossfit training. If you can keep your spine from snapping carrying a Mastodon is a great workout for the lower body,
Looks like the face of a cartoon slug.
In Africa there is a terrible tragedy going on. We are losing great scientists and engineers due to the Ebola virus. Virologists Mugabu Bon Obogowoe and Demetrius Shanaquan were the only hope Western civilization had left and now they’re gone.
We have a culture that encourages outrageous drunk slutty behavior. Girls get attention (whether it’s sexual or ridiculing) and/or money, fame, etc for doing stupid crazy things. It’s become normalized. I blame the Girls Gone Wild videos, that’s where it started.
The girls gone wild video could not have existed without an abundance ( actually a growing abundance ) of those stupid self-debasing (no one put a gun to their head ) young women.
The guy who made those videos found a way to make money with one of the symptoms of the decline of Western Civilization.
But just like Hollywood “recuperates” trends and then because a new trend appears in popular movies it then becomes an even bigger trend, I suppose to an extent those girls gone wild video helped accelerate the decline, but they were not the initial cause.
Liberal nihilism is to blame.
Not to be too mean to that girl, but when you brought to my attentioin that her boobs and belly button looked like a face, I had a flash back to the 80s and remembered the character Meathead from Meatballs 2:
http://www.grolschfilmworks.com/media/uploads/images/obscure.jpeg
Dude, I wouldn’t make too much fun of the guy hoisting that load of chick. With a neck that strong, a headbutt from him has got to do some serious damage.
He is like an ox with a 200 pound yoke. But he is something lower then an ox. It is forbidden, according to the laws of the Torah, to muzzle an ox while it is threshing wheat.
This is good enough to post twice.
http://imgur.com/rZP8l7h
She is Rubenesque, and ravishing.
Well, confidence IS sexy.
http://www.artinthepicture.com/paintings/Peter_Paul_Rubens/Venus-at-a-Mirror/
I’d hit it.
Ugh. Made the mistake of skimming CH while eating lunch, saw that photo, and now I can’t finish. NSFAnything photos like that need to be hidden “behind the fold” or something, please. D:
Looks more like wincing than grinning.
http://www.renemagritte.org/images/paintings/Rape-1945.JPG
We rag on fat chicks a lot here, but I just want to point out that a disturbing percentage of the American male population are fat sacks of putrid shit. Seriously I can’t go anywhere these days without having to circumvent a pack of lardass joeschmoes. They all have that repulsive pear shape that screams “I am a worthless prole”. It may not be the same kiss of death as it is for women, but fat is fat, disgusting and disgraceful. If you’re reading this and you are fat I hope you and your entire family die of GRIDS.
Yeah, obesity among white men is now considerably worse than for white women.
The upside is that by remaining in a low percentile, I automatically look younger.
… Oh shit. So harsh but so real.
Girth Related Immune Deficiency
aka Diabetes
Is that what they’re calling the ‘beetus these days?! Fuck da P.C. police!
The beetus is still the beetus. I imagine if someone uttered GRIDS in the public’s earshot a limpout of Chik-fila portions would ensue
You mean this
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/comments/fast_food_tattoo_guy
A candidate for decline photo contest
I just want too point out that if you are busy noticing whether other guys are fat and commenting here about it, you are most likely gay….
Fattie exposed
Or, even more likely, you possess a pair of eyes.
I just want too point out based on the stupidity you just uttered that you most likely retarded to certain degree
You are also more likely than not a discusting form of redundant protoplasm yourself
One good thing about living in my shit-tier city (NYC): no fat white women.
Also worth noting that the same man that is laughing at and looking away from her hideousness is the very one she is intensely staring at. Almost as though she wants the one man that dare point out her inadequacies.
I wonder if my wife was ever that skinny in the time I’ve known her. I doubt it.
Fat Chicks Misconstrue Male Attention As Thirst.
-Yup.
Don’t even try to be Mr. Friendly & Cool.
They’re delusional, and all get the wrong idea. Even the ugs.
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Interestingly the bodies of the guys up front are actually facing ‘away’ from her, the quick sneak look around peak is like looking at Sodom before it’s destruction. Hopefully none of them turned into pillars of salt.
That’s the guy from Jackass. Steve I think.
Kill it! Kill it with fire!!!
Nuke it from orbit… and why, fellas?
(chorus in unison)
BECAUSE IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE!
lmao THANK YOU
It makes me think of Beaker from the muppets.