We’ve got some real wieners featured in this edition of Beta of the Month.
BOTM Candidate #1: #excepthesnot anything but an emotional tampon for this chick.
This thinly-veiled sneer directed at lovable but unfuckable beta males is a mini-trend among women. It’s become a cottage industry for girls to preemptively mock-upgrade sexually malnourished male friends to “””boyfriend””” status who have gotten a little too “uppity” — i.e., romantically earnest — as a message meant to helpfully remind the beta orbiter to know his place.
It’s quite wantonly cruel in the execution, although women will never see it that way, to tantalize a niceguy with mock enactment of his lifelong hope fulfilled, and then to rip it away from him with that perfunctory “not really”.
So why is he in the BOTM running? He allows himself to be photographed, and thus used, by this girl for sadistic giggles and “proof of irresistibility”. A girl loves to let the world know how many men are chasing her, but she doesn’t want the impression to go too far and god forbid implicate her vagina in the pawings and thrustings of a sex-starved beta. That might put off any alpha males in her social vicinity. So she simultaneously advertises her coterie of eunuch flatterers while assuring available alphas that the eunuchs aren’t getting within a country mile of her vaj.
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BOTM Candidate #2: eDoorMat mixes it up with a slutty cocktease, comes out of it the worse for wear.
A police dog bit a constable’s bottom as they raided the home of a spurned lover accused of using a gun to get back at his former eHarmony partner.
Evidence of the unfortunate incident emerged in the trial of Drew Francis Thompson, 28, who is accused of arming himself with a gun, hiding in his former lover’s apartment, and unlawfully confining her for three hours.
Thompson began giving evidence on Thursday afternoon, saying the woman changed when she came back from an overseas internship with the World Health Organisation.
He still wanted to be with her and met her at Dickson shops, where she spoke harshly to him.
Thompson said she called him “simple” and a “door mat”, who she had used as a dating experiment.
“She said there’d be no chance of it happening again,” he said.
We have a classic EatPraySlut “the mandingo ate my pussy” woman, toying with a desperate beta male for ego thrills. And on top of it probably lying about the break-in with a weapon that the beta is accused of committing.
The woman agreed she had offered Thompson chocolates and lollies while he was in the home, allowed him to put his hand on her hand and leg, and was concerned about being a good hostess.
Cockteases would have no power if the men they torment didn’t allow themselves to be so blatantly manipulated. But that’s the nature of the beta male, and that’s the kind of low SMV male that women who crow about their immense sexual power are notching their empty victories over.
Another link is even more revealing of the protagonist’s betatude.
When she returned from her holiday she met Thompson at Dickson shops for coffee.
There they had an argument that ended with her yelling at him.
At the time he asked if they could ever get back together.
He allegedly said: “I made the changes you did not like about me, I am very different now”.
The universal, and universally self-defeating, lament of the pussy polishing beta male: “I tried to make myself a better man for this girl!”
What the beta male never gets: women don’t want your appeasement or your sacrifices. They want to APPEASE YOU. A woman chasing a man, trying hard to win his attention, is a woman in love.
The woman today admitted she had been cruel to him and had humiliated him by laughing, when he asked if they could be together.
Still, even after that unmistakable humiliation, I bet he’ll spend countless sleepless nights searching vainly for a crumb of evidence of her secret romantic interest in him which he can spin into a wild fantasy of enduring love.
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BOTM Candidate #3: ¡Jabe! Bush.
The very first autobiographic detail ¡Jabe! chooses to place at the top of his 2016 Campaign website is a paean to his oneitis for a Mexican peasant.
Meet Jeb
My life changed forever when I was a young man on an exchange program in León Guanajuato, Mexico. Across a plaza, I saw a girl. She spoke little English, and my Spanish was a work in progress. But for me, it was love at first sight.
Some people don’t think that’s a real thing—but I know. I couldn’t sleep; I couldn’t eat; I lost 20 pounds. From the moment I got to know her, I knew that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her.
¡Jabe! urges you to read more about him, and you do, to your great regret.
It took some convincing, but she came around, and in February 1974, we got married at the Newman Catholic Center at my alma mater, the University of Texas. In the years ahead, whether I was changing baby diapers in Caracas, Venezuela, building a business in Miami or leading a state in Tallahassee, Columba has been with me, my best friend in all of life’s challenges and joys
The leader of the free world ought to have experience changing diapers. Maybe his own, given the track record of cuckservatives.
Obviously, this is a gauche attempt to shore up the soccer mom vote, but really no woman who isn’t already in the GOP column is going to be moved by this transparent slavishness to the Fundamental Premise.
It’s one thing to have experienced oneitis — most men will have at least one memorable episode of oneitis in their lives — but it’s quite another to frame it, hang it on the internet wall, and with oddly placed pride ask 300 million Americans to know you first and foremost as the game-less beta who lost 20 pounds over a rock troll mamacita who couldn’t speak English. ¡Beta!
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BOTM Candidate #4: Flavortown smells a lot like pork and smegma.
Going down on a fatty because you can’t do better isn’t enough to qualify you for inclusion in the Beta Male of the Month contest. But going down on a fatty and proudly broadcasting your lack of taste and low sexual market value to the world vaults you into the rarefied company of BOTM nominees.
Flavortown, meet Betatown. No one’s idea of a fun getaway.
First! Thanks to me it’s Flavortown 100%. My goodness.
Yup. That’s some repugnant shit right there. Enough so that a) had to quote Jackie Brown and b) had to use repugnant.
¡Jeb! Bush writes for all the world to see that he quickly lost 20 pounds over a girl he just met. Who can approve of that? Who wants a president who admits to something that embarrassing – or makes up something that embarrassing and thinks it will give him points?
And anyone can see that she’s hideous. CH classifies her as a rock troll, I believe that the species is hobgoblin, but whichever it is – no one is going to think Jeb’s story is charming. It’s pathetic, in the eyes of both men and women.
Never has it been more obvious that a man got where he is only because of his family.
yes the answer is jeb. imagine huge dark brown nipples on flavortown there and the guy proposing with tears in his eyes– that’s ¡Jabe!
Jeb is not going to the White House, but if he were, he would need to put that thing he spawned with in the attic and never let it out. That is not a wife, that’s something George Lucas or Guillermo del Toro’s people were commissioned to create
Got where he is because of family … interesting because many ‘red pill’* aware alphas would regard Michael Corleone as the don dotta of the fiction world. He soo apex, but he also had his ‘thunderbolt’ moment when falling in love with a sicilian (all documented in the godfather book, for those whose reading skills extend beyond tweets.
I’m laughing so hard reading this thread – first “Flavortown”, and then “Imagine Flavortown with Dark Nipples” – my God, the Chateau has been ON FIRE recently. I’m coughing up phlegm now. This is all so hopelessly pathetic that you just have to burst out laughing uncontrollably.
Seems to be very similar to bush’s story, who I didn’t know existed before reading this piece, but will give him some credit for being a family man, even if he did cross racial lines when being ruled by the heart. Maybe not president material when added together.
*’red pill’ – isn’t it interesting that that phrases is such high status among playaz, and yet the movies, while pretty clever, advocated above all else, the success of Zion?
Seriously, and I’m not trying to make cheap points here, but there has to be something seriously wrong with a guy who admits to something like that. He – a fine looking guy at the time – sees a dwarf Inca across the way and he can’t sleep and loses 20 pounds?? And he wants to lead the country?
turd- good Godfather reference. The difference is that Michael Corleone’s thunderbolt was mutual, she didn’t take any “convincing’, he had to convince her father by being essentially the most alpha man he’d ever met, plus he’d keep it private, not broadcast any beta bits to the world as if they were a source of pride.
There’s nothing wrong with getting thunderbolt’d and staying with the virgin mother of your kids, but there’s a way to do it, and announcing to the world that you are essentially prostrate before her is not the way.
Plus, Michael Corleone was teaching his wife English to assimilate her to HIS world, Jeb essentially did the complete opposite. Appolonia could recite days of the week, thats probably more than Columba could muster.
And the way Michael asked for permission to marry, with all due respect, but letting the father know who he was, and warning him that, if greed got the better of him and he passed along information about the whereabouts of Michael Corleone, his daughter “would lost a father, rather than gaining a husband.”
Good points shartiste and Greg.
Seems to be very similar to bush’s story, who I didn’t know existed before reading this piece, but will give him some credit for being a family man,
No.
Why should he get credit for having a family? And with that Mestizo.
You didn’t know who Jeb Bush was before this blog post – I sure hope you’re not American. But even for another Westerner that’s a pretty severe lack of knowledge. Especially for someone who says he is a WN, the Bush family is kind of in the thick of things.
Got where he is because of family … interesting because many ‘red pill’* aware alphas would regard Michael Corleone as the don dotta of the fiction world. He soo apex, but he also had his ‘thunderbolt’ moment when falling in love with a sicilian (all documented in the godfather book, for those whose reading skills extend beyond tweets.
So there’s a movie with a guy who fell in love, and therefore it’s “You manosphere guys are pathetic!”?
First time I have even seen Corleone mentioned in the manosphere, by the way. So no, that’s not exactly some Bible. Maybe you saw someone mention it in a thread at ROK. Whatever. Don’t come and make some general statement about the manosphere because you saw someone somewhere mention a movie.
“all documented in the godfather book, for those whose reading skills extend beyond tweets.”
–That’s quite the superior attitude for a guy who didn’t even know who Jeb Bush was. Seriously. Do you know who Putin is? Angela Merkel? What are the names of the two major parties in the UK? What’s the name of the little country next to Australia? Just checking what level to place you on.
I’d have to agree. Flavortown wins.
The other three instances are too run-of-the-mill. #1 may not even realize she was jokingly calling him her unboyfriend. #2 sounds like a typical breakup involving a clueless beta male. And even El Jebe’s case sounds rather typical for a lesser beta male who falls in love with an easier brown woman, combined with a high-school-sweetheart air.
[Putrud] “flavortown” literally made me throw up in my mouth. So fucking sad and disgusting. I would rather eat out a dead donkey’s rotting anus.
You say that like there’s something wrong with it!
Damn i need to find me a fat girl
Fat white chicks are the best. Easiest lay ever, and if you’re a brother, you don’t give a crap. The best white b*tches are the trashy, tatted-up fatties. Might need to roll them in flour to look for the wet spot, but aside from that, it’s all good!
> “#1 may not even realize she was jokingly calling him her unboyfriend.” ——— Yeah, what she did to him was low down dirty. And some of the people she CC’ed probably know him personally. My initial impression was that she was cheating on him, and that she was shocked when he showed up without warning. Regardless of WTFE actually happened, that right thar is one seriously back-stabbing w!tch of a c*nt.
Hey, if we’re concentrating on Race Cuckoldry and Betas and Gammas, has the Chateau ever talked about Quentin Tarantino casting a 300-lb Gorilla to play the part of Uma Thurman’s husband in Pulp Fiction? Because Uma was Quentin’s real life girlfriend. Also, Uma’s pretend husband in Tarantino’s Kill Bill movies, David Carradine, self-asphyxiated himself in an accidental kinky sex suicide in a hotel in Bangkok.
Tarantino allowing both a 300 lb subhuman and a creepy old geezer prune of a pervert to get that close to his Main Squeeze would seem to constitute a pretty strong track record of some really weird bizarre subconscious cuckoldry fantasies on his part.
Tarantino allowing both a 300 lb subhuman and a creepy old geezer prune of a pervert to get that close to his Main Squeeze would seem to constitute a pretty strong track record of some really weird bizarre subconscious cuckoldry fantasies on his part.
Well DUH!
Why do you think he’s touted as such a ‘genius’ by the establishment, and whatever dreck he wants to film finds its way to the silver screen?
I still have a strong suspicious he’s queer… his mannerisms and tone of voice, and fascination with all things bizarre and perverse, especially if they involve negroes, “strong womym”, and making white guys look like dweebs or clowns… unless they’re enamoured of nonwhite women and/or brutalizing NAH-ZEEs.
Ah yes, Quentin Tarantino, Hollywood’s Bottom Gamma Male:
At least her thighs aren’t stained yellow from chafing those ham hocks.
My vote too: Flavortown
One thing to keep in mind, and to do a little Googling of, is the effects of hops on a man. Estradiol (estrogen for the layman) is a byproduct of hops found in beer. Modern IPAs, such as the SN Torpedo, have between 100mg to 1.5g of estradiol per bottle. (This is based on the amount homebrewers use to vaguely recreate the style. Brewdog et al will be using more.) For reference the female pill contains 200mg of estradiol.
Ever wondered why craft brew loving hipsters are such pussy sacks of shit? There’s your answer.
P.S.
Stick to classic beer styles. May I recommend Chimay, Fullers and Schlenkerla.
Yes, yes, yes… (rubs hands)
He allows himself to be photographed, and thus used, by this girl for sadistic giggles and “proof of irresistibility”.
I photograph myself with girls… but with my phone. They’re enthusiastic about doing so whenever I ask. But for some reason, they have never asked to take photos using their phones, so after reading this, that’s probably a good sign.
Also, I read #excepthesnot as #except-the-snot. Heh.
His nose is red from crying to so much about how she’ll never desire him.
they have never asked to take photos using their phones,
Actually, not quite true — one girl asked me to join a group photo featuring her surrounded by a bunch of men. I refused.
That’s the kind of anecdote which we need on the various “Fathers” threads – you teach your sons that they are forbidden to allow themselves to be humiliated like that, and you teach your daughters that they are forbidden to engage in that sort of Cluster B histrionic/narcissistic insanity. Your sons are to behave with at least a baseline modicum of self-respect, and your daughters are to behave with at least a baseline modicum of humility.
oh my eyes, that last picture really gave me a bit of a shock. that’s foul.
you’re an asshole ch ever hear of a trigger warning
that being said, the correct answer is ¡Jabe!
he married and spent his life with an indigenous flavortown. the other guys can still recover
What does “¡Jabe!” mean? Is it supposed to be a play on words involving Jabba the Hutt? Google Translate auto-translates “jabe” as being Basque for “owner”.
CO (OC?), I think it’s spelled the way a Mexican would pronounce it – to mock his self-identification as a member of their culture.
Don’t click on the Flavortown link; you get a picture of her in all her hideosity.
IDGAF for now, I’m hungry lol
You should realize by now that CH has a strong sadistic streak.
haha very true
My fav response when a chick asks me to go down…maybe next time… heh
The level of humiliation in that eharmony beta’s words are so cringeworthy
off-topic but kind of interesting only because this is touted as some kind of cultural-standard-of-beauty thing (with sample size of one dude per country it’s just dumb) BUT not one dude kept the model as is or expanded her formisdable chunk
https://onlinedoctor.superdrug.com/perceptions-of-perfection/
At least fatty bomba has decent taste in beer…
I am a Spaniard and no way this is the ideal of beauty in my country . NO WAY. This girl would be labelled a “foca” (seal, something similar to a landwhale), a “gorda” (fat woman).
“Oh look, they all made the model different, so there is no universal beauty standard”! Does anyone think Spaniards really want women to be that fat? He knows it will end up in the media so he follows the propaganda line.
None made her a hunchback, gave her wrinkles or spotty skin, bad hair, blood-shot eyes, etc. Same as in the original experiment that they ape, the woman who sent her picture to cheaply bought Photoshop artists in different countries and said, “Make me beautiful!” Every single story about that “mind-blowing” project had the picture from the Pakistani photoshopper front and center, because only in that one had the artist given her a veil. “Look, beauty is different everywhere!” No, the veil was for religious reasons. (Or she asked for it, since this was obviously an important way for her to gain publicity. Maybe she got two pics from Pakistan and she picked that one. Never trust what these people say.)
Meanwhile – no one gave her wrinkles, a big nose, big ears, beady eyes, sunken cheeks, warts, a double chin, etc. Of course all the photoshopped pictures will look different, but the differences were details, not mind-blowing. All it did was confirm that all over the world people stick to fundamental principles about beauty, as determined by evolution. The exact opposite of what the woman claimed.
gotta love teh bunga bunga version the italians cooked up.
Notice that no country wanted the girl as fat as she is.
Also, Italy wins. There’s a reason they and the French have been Europe’s arbiters of beauty for centuries.
There’s a reason they and the French have been Europe’s arbiters of beauty for centuries.
Says who? The talk about romantic France and romantic Italy is bullshit. Women who visit soon learn to hate the men there as they hit on anything that moves, and especially anything foreign, much the way Negroes do. The talk about French cuisine is also bullshit. The top restaurants may be good at making fancy food, but so are top restaurants in other countries. The food people eat ordinarily is bad. For breakfast they eat bread that is more sugar than bread, particularly when it has “butter taste” already inserted, and on that they put chocolate. For breakfast.
Italian food – well, there’s a reason Italian and Slovenian kids are now the fattest in the world. (Notice that the countries are neighbors.)
“We asked female graphic designers…”
This is all I really needed to read.
@burke
no dudes were consulted…lol…this is straight up girl power…
“We asked female graphic designers from around the world to Photoshop a female form by making her, in their opinion, more attractive to other citizens of their country. ”
“We focused on female designers, as we wanted a woman’s view of what her culture finds attractive and to understand more about the pressures they face. However, in order to get entries from more countries, we accepted contributions from four men with the caveat that they first seek input from women and base their design changes on this feedback.”
totally right i missed that thanks. makes it sort of better, even women designers were trying to pry some light between that tub-o-guts’ thighs
Not one “female graphic designer” turned her into a blonde?
Yet in meat world, they can’t bleach their hair fast enough… including, nowadays, even the darkies.
Meh. Next.
LOL at U.S.A.’s depiction supposedly not being the original image. We all know that’s where the country’s standard is.
I must be part Guido.
I think what is revealed there is each country’s facility with photoshop, not what they want in a woman. So we can see that the Spaniards have zero photoshopping skills.
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Candidate #4 didn’t post the photo. The chick did.
Oh, and she has a link to her Amazon wishlist so you can buy her stuff to win her favor. I’m totally getting the 9″ dildo for her: http://drunkvanity.tumblr.com/wishlist
But even so… he’s either blacked-out drunk, Gamma, or Omega. No furkin way would even your regular beta male allow himself to be photographed in such a parlous state.
Right, the beer she’s holding is for him, not her. And its not beer.
Sierra Nevada is a yeasty brew. A good chaser for the mouthful of cottage cheese our BOTM is scarfing down. Cheers.
@lcs
Indeed.
Remember, dudes: if you’ve ever been blacked-out drunk, there’s a possibility that you could have gone to Flavortown without even realizing it.
She really deserves the new improved Splorch.
Uhm. WTF is that?
Be John Jermaine, brahs. I’ve had several girls acknowledge…”he doesn’t do…everything.”
I’ve met dorks who brag about the cung. Like why. Your job is to condition gals to do the morning beej.
Dork #4 is so heinous I cannot even make fun of Conseula or the other whores this month.
Chill on the pledge in pic 1. She’s leaning into him. Though I have to give dude 10 demerits for beta-tude of across the body motion of right arm. Otherwise, how’s he to know what some porky whore’s gonna post on FB?
Exactly, I’ve called dudes pussies and they say “You are what you eat” like that’s some sort of comeback or something to be proud of.
did they giggle and then blush too?
Who would ever want this to be the First Lady of anything? Putin would laugh his ass off. Puff-faced Jeb is the beta of betas.
Not surprising that these weirdos have a crack-smoking daughter who has repeatedly broken off her treatment. The law should place her behind bars for life, and possibly her parents. Jeb’s son stands before Latino immigrants and talks in Spanish about the interests of “our people”, showing how the family views Americans, The Others. That someone like Jeb can be a GOP candidate on any level is a farce.
first lady zelda rubinstein
You might be on to something. She could be one of the rare
” Latino Eskimos ” . Either that, or he’s a closet case.
Showed that photo to my sister. She said Jabe’s wife looks like a Tarahumara indian woman.
Pretty damn close!
Jeb’s son stands before Latino immigrants and talks in Spanish about the interests of “our people”, showing how the family views Americans, The Others.
Jorge P. Boosh despises his father, and his father’s entire nation — us. I wouldn’t vote for that asshole for dogcatcher.
“Talk to your doctor about Cialis”
Going to prison for life because drugs? Are you retarded?
I thought you were pretending to be a Moose-Limb. ISIS gonna decapitate your faithless impure corrupted @ss.
ISIS refers to guys like me as apostates. Why do you think I phantasize of decapitating them and making a pyramid of their skullz.
Ah, so ho is a drug liberal. I wish every drug liberal was buried in the nearest ditch. The more of you who die, the better for the world. Why don’t you go slit your throat right now, ho?
great point, arbiter. isn’t it fascinating that his own “meet jeb” page (linke above) doesn’t have a more recent photo of his beloved wife? i realize that a FLOTUS doesn’t necessarily have any real power, but columba does not LOOK FLOTUS-Y AT ALL. does she even speak english? does she have any skill whatsoever? honestly, i have no idea. his opponents should try to force her into the public sphere because we deserve to know who this person is and what she is and is not capable of doing as FLOTUS. in my opinion, if people were to realize that THIS is his wife and our future FLOTUS, they would be less inclined to vote for Jeb. as much as i hope and pray trump gets the nom, our secondary goal should be in assuring jeb DOES NOT.
the bride of cucky
She looks like the dwarf from The Year of Living Dangerously.
He just looks like a schmuck.
She looks like Willow.
“She looks like Willow.”
LOL! Thanks, that’s perfect. Someone on iSteve said she’s like Consuela the Mexican maid from Family Guy, but you effing nailed it.
She is Billy Kwan.
https://lasttimeisawdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/the-year-of-living-dangerously-31.jpg?w=700&h=393
@ripp. Hilarious
“Out of the way, peck”
Val Kilmer was THE MAN before he went off the deep end. And Joanne Whalley in her prime? FUHGEDDABOUDIT!!!
Joanne Whaley, in her prime, with that red hair – she was getting way out towards HB9.95+ territory. And apparently she’s aged fairly well – still looking like an HB7+ MILF in her menopausal years.
Trump? Is that you?
Anyway not sure that Jeb Bush’s case is that far from the last one’s, perhaps they’re just trying to imply that people wouldn’t talk about their wife like that and they mean someone else or something, which would be more acceptable. Seems to fit their friendzoning of their wife and that they look like a girl.
The proportions on that woman are totally out of whack, she reminds me of E.T.
ET was actually charming.
Not nearly so sure about Co-loom-bah, given how much of an antiwhite prick her son Jorge P. is.
this show I mean.
Who is reacting to whom the most?
You have your answer.
Isn’t there like a spoiler box or something? That shit’s disgusting.
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Holy shit, that last photo was jarring
I need find me a fat girl, who will let me do that, as of right now heh
I voted !Jabe! (can’t do the upside down exclamation point thing) before clicking on the home page of #4 Flavortown’s ho. I thought, well, at least #4 is getting some p*ssy. I take it back. #4 wins hands down. I assume its the same dude going down as the make-up guy.
Jeb Bush, hands down. You guys don’t even know the half of it. I used to work in Tallahassee during his first term as Florida governor. I remember around March 2000, he was attending an event for the Cuban American Bar Association in the capitol building. At the podium, I shit you not, he said something close to, “Yo a veces me considero latino” (I sometimes consider myself latino). I was aide to House Speaker John Thrasher, and he invited me to attend. Jeb continued to speak spanish for a while at the podium, I translated a little for Thrasher. He and other Republicans were not pleased, but they kept their fake cuckservative smiles on display.
By the way, even back then the rock troll/gremlin wife of Jeb looked awful.
The reason he talks like that is Co-loompa’s squeezing his nads. Which she keeps in her purse, of course.
LordWierd, with the wierd spelling of weird, dude, seriously, the Dark Enlightenment and the Manosphere could use every piece of dirt and gossip and backstabbing which you and your peeps can assemble about El Jeb. If the Eskimos decide to throw all of their money into El Jeb, as their final bulwark against The Trumpening, then we will need the Mother of All Character Assassinations in order to destroy El Jeb.
Tell us more……..
You do realise #1 is gay right. Look at the face and body language.
[CH: gays and desperate beta male emotional tampons have similar looks and mannerisms.]
I don’t think a gay guy would put his right arm across like that. Also, GBFF’s don’t go for chunky munkey.
[CH: gays and desperate beta male emotional tampons have similar looks and mannerisms.]
Completely true.
I called Lindsey Graham as a lesser beta male (what Vox Day calls “gamma”) when he did that stupid cell phone smashing video after Trump gave out his number. But it seems that the majority of men out there swear Lindsey is gay.
And did you call out the United States Speaker of the House of Representatives, Dennis Hastert, third in line to the presidency, as a CHILD MOLESTING PERVERT SODOMITE who diddled the little boys on the high school wrestling team which he was coaching?!?!?!?!?
This is bad why???
I bet a lot of betas end up gay. Like someone speculated earlier, loser omegas/betas in high school “become” gay and all of a sudden they’ve got adoring female friends and a new social scene. The similarities between the two groups are legion.
Tough to elevate candidate #1 to a Beta of the Month, she’s the one who broadcasted it, he could just be a run-of-the-mill friendzone.
It can’t get much worse than Jeb. That’s how he opens his introduction to the world? The most important thing about him is that he’s a beta pussy? He needs to constantly reassure voters that he is a dickless pushover who couldn’t attract a whore with a sack full of cash.
exactly. you think any monied presidential candidate puts anything up in his website that hasn’t been carefully messaged?
And this is what he insisted be put up there.
Blargh!
“monied presidential candidate”
That’s what’s known as a tautology.
> “couldn’t attract a whore with a sack full of cash” ——— I wonder if there are some dudes who are so hopelessly Lesser Beta/Greater Gamma that even the whores refuse the gig? Or maybe they need to discretely excuse themselves and slip into the hotel bathroom to lube themselves up with K-Y jelly, on account of there is No Way No How that they could ever force themselves to get any natural tinglezzzzlolzzzz for the poor loser?
“I wonder if there are some dudes who are so hopelessly Lesser Beta/Greater Gamma that even the whores refuse the gig?”
watch a black guy in asia and you’ll see whores refuse the gig
Back pages throughout the southeast region (I know this from a friend) are ubiquitous with ads that state “no black men please”. As he wryly noted, “South Carolina whores have more class than some of the middle class girls around here.”
Reasons, as he tells me:
– size of member
– disgust with IR sex
– fear of possible hitting
– herpes
– reputation for cheapness and excessive haggling over price
I’ve never had a white chick complain about my size. Then again, I’m only half-white, so maybe that helps. Also, I only dumpster dive fat white chicks, and they ain’t never gonna complain…
I wonder if there are some dudes who are so hopelessly Lesser Beta/Greater Gamma that even the whores refuse the gig?
Here in Western Europe many prostitutes put in their ads that they only want Western men, also excluding Meds. They do it for good reason.
Speaking of oneitis: “Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.” – H. L. Mencken
Jeb!
cuckservative rape!
No.1
Notice how she is keeping his left hand from mauling her breasts, and how his right hand is superfluous. Bitch
2.
Mandingo ate my pussy. Hahahaha. Is the WHO, as it so often appears to be merely a cover to allow women like the unnamed woman from Canberra to enjoy Vibrant delights? Bitch.
3.
Family values – but he is making his brother looks a bit classy.
4.
I am coming to the conclusion that going down on a woman is intrinsically submissive and gay (clean-up service) – and that one is unaccaptably FAT.
This is a tough one, as others have pointed out. #4 made me a bit sick to my stomach. BTW – is the guy in #1 wearing a woman’s blouse? I’m gonna go with #1 as he is far more typical and therefore of greater educational value to the average young man.
finally some BOTM contests, how I missed them…
Have you missed the entire GOP debate and follow up?
You mean the betas flanking one Mr. Donald Trump, future president of the United States?
Precisely
LOL’ed. Forget thread winner – tStStD just pwned the entire internet for August 17, 2015.
Somewhat off-topic: posted on Urban Baby, a NYC parenting site but filled with single and divorced women; skews very rich. In this thread two married woman are worried that a friend isn’t interested in filling her younger years with sluttery, and attempt to justify their sluttery when the friend asks the OP’s husband “how many partners do you think people should have before getting married?”
http://www.urbanbaby.com/topics/55460172
The commenters barely notice it, but the husband pulls off a master-class reframe when he answers “zero” and follows with: “When our son is older, how many previous boyfriends do you want his future wife to have had?”
Watch the yentas’ heads explode!
its a close call at the wire but i say #2
Flavortown is one up on the rest of those guys because he is actually eating pussy. As nasty as that looks he can use that as a stepping off point. “you can smell it” ‘you can smell it”
#1 I photograph myself with girls or very often I refuse to be photographed. Another trend is being photographed by girls doing really stupid things—a group of girls in my office asked me to wear a wig they’d bought for some promotional event set of costumes. No.
FB, Instagram are now the way to create or project an image of yourself. My photos are usually doing something cool–djing, or at a beach, something that projects an image of masculinity not like #1 pining for a girl.
I used to see girls post text messages from their orbiters on facebook. The comments were always hilarious, especially when the girls would snipe at each other. “Time to step it up, Jess” and so on.
As if to say, “Other girls don’t care that you have needy nice guys chasing you around, bitch.”
Subtext is awesome.
#1 sounds like the only one in the group who may be a cool guy. Sucks to be in his spot now but he’ll hopefully learn asap. He looks young.
No excuse for jeb. And no excuse for JHWB either. Jackie Onassis reportedly talked JFK Jr. out of marrying Darryl Hannah as beneath his station. Poppy apparently never bothered to line him up even one Florida or Texas hottie.
I just read some of the tumblr entries by the Whale getting her sewer pit licked by a beta. She gives us such gold as:
“my poops are green like, forest green. And not like poopy colored forest green but like real green green. I think its all the blue Gatorade I drank.”
An enchantress
Why would they raid a guy like that?
I ran Jeb’s passage through a gender guesser(http://www.hackerfactor.com/GenderGuesser.php#Analyze) and here are the results:
Genre: Informal
Female = 560
Male = 727
Difference = 167; 56.48%
Verdict: Weak MALE
Weak emphasis could indicate European.
Genre: Formal
Female = 900
Male = 666
Difference = -234; 42.52%
Verdict: Weak FEMALE
Weak emphasis could indicate European.
Not that I approve of iJeb! but he probably has a team of people writing those passages. Almost a certainty that some (or all) of them are women.
Doesn’t get much more beta than Yeb.
Damn that was a tough call between Yeb and Flavortown… But I lol’d so hard at the pic I had to vote for Flavortown.
#except he’s not
nice fucking pajama fag shirt. He should be beaten by a black chic for wearing that.
Yeah, the shirt alone wins it. Tired out nineties irony, gayish, “I’m not trying hard (but I am)”, almost openly mocking his obligation to be male. I hate that shirt. Fuck that shirt.
Hell, I just thought he spilled his Lucky Charms on a regular white shirt.
Tough one. I picked #excepthesnot because at least the other nominees (although pathetic) actually got vag.
The #excepthesnot is the ultimate shiv without trying. And the dood’s smiling throughout the whole process.
My candidate? This clueless cuckservative Le Monde columnist who last month, on the 200th anniversary of Napoleon’s narrow defeat by the combined forces of practically the entire reactionary world at Waterloo, said he was celebrating, because, you know, Napoleon was a tyrant, and, you know he was bad, because, you know, dragging an entire continent out of the superstitious cruelties of the ancien regime was, like, you know, uppity.
Gotta know your place, man. That appears to be what passes for conservative thought in France these days. Houellebecq wept (but first he laughed).
How dare some dusty peasant from the middle of nowhere give us the Napoleonic Code, with such things as equality before the law, freedom of speech and religion (borrowed heavily from those equally uppity Yanks).
Meanwhile, all righteous Americans should be building shrines to the man, because without him, perfidious Albion would have smothered us in our cradle. (War of 1812 anyone?) Did you know that Napoleon’s first plan after Waterloo was to sneak past the British blockade to America? Where he would have been given a hero’s welcome, for the Louisiana Purchase, if nothing else. In fact, before the HMS Belerophon set sail for St. Helena it docked at Portsmouth Harbor. More than 250,000 Brits lined the harbor to catch a glimpse of this man. At one point it was discussed to allow Bonaparte exile to a country estate in Hampshire, but given the evident awe and reverence he inspired among the downtrodden, that plan was hastily scrapped.
While he lost Waterloo — a battle he should have won (armchair generals love to point out that had he finished off von Blucher’s cavalry three days earlier, had he begun his infantry attack even a few minutes earlier, had he brought up his artillery to support them, had Ney not lost his mind, etc., etc,) — he clearly won the war of ideas in the perennial showdown between the Divine Rule of Kings and the Individual Rights of Man. By 1848 von Metternich had to be smuggled out of Vienna dressed as a washerwoman.
Damn, that felt good to get off my chest.
Agreed. His tomb in Paris on not grandiose enough.
Why did Napoleon care if Russian peasants get to share the Code? He should’ve changed his country and left it at that. Guy was a psychopath. One of the greatest to ever live, natch.
Btw, perfidious Albion was more free than France under him. Funny huh?
The Brits are and always have been better than the French when it comes to this whole “Rule of Law” thing.
Not disagreeing. What non-psychopath ever moved the dial on history, tho? Lincoln? It’s a short list. My point is that Americans owe him a debt of gratitude.
Napoleon didn’t care about Russian peasants in the immediate sense, the man he thought was his friend (Tsar Alexander) betrayed him. He wept after Lannes died, and always showed great feeling for his children, even his wife’s children and his men (even if he was at times reckless with their lives.) If anything, Nappy should have been more soft-hearted and declared an independent Kingdom of Poland and he’d have had (according to one Russian general) 200,000 Polish and allied recruits and would have basically finished off Russia. He was trying to balance the concerns of his Empire and his people and those of his allies. Alpha and beta, the beta brought him down.
One interesting lesson his greatest biographer Roberts points to, one relevant to our contemporary problems, is that Napoleon’s multinational Grande Armee was very different from his previous unified, relatively homogeneous armies and many troops (and allies) simply did not care about the outcome of the Russian campaign.
Reply to Harcourt Mudd: the Grand Armee demolished the Prussians at Jena-Auerstadt and Russians a month later at Friedlander in 1806-1807. Had only he stopped there to consolidate his gains. The fatal distraction was being lured by the Brits into the Peninsular War.
Back in the day, I recall one professor stating that, in addition to all his other worries, his new wife as pretty much disporting him ragged in the boudoir.
Women weaken legs.
If anything, Nappy should have been more soft-hearted and declared an independent Kingdom of Poland and he’d have had (according to one Russian general) 200,000 Polish and allied recruits and would have basically finished off Russia. He was trying to balance the concerns of his Empire and his people and those of his allies.
Awwwww. So THAT’s why he invaded Poland and kept it for himself and his greedy little family of suddenly-we-are-royals. Not because of his constant pattern of murdering and stealing, but to “balance the concerns”.
Russian nobility used to speak French. Until the psychopath Napoleon invaded Russia for no reason other than greed. Yeah, he so pro-Russian. Clearly they thought so too, and they only stopped speaking French when he invaded because … pure coincidence?
How dare some dusty peasant from the middle of nowhere give us the Napoleonic Code, with such things as equality before the law, freedom of speech and religion (borrowed heavily from those equally uppity Yanks).
Oohhhh, the Napoleonic Code! Without it the backwards Europeans would be living in legal darkness! How great that the socialist could drag tem out into the light! Never mind that not many countries use that code.
The Corsican dwarf Napoleon was a piece of shit who killed tens of thousands of Europeans and let the French revolutionary rabble rape and burn their way through Europe, all because of his own greed for power. “Enlightened” he claimed – while he named himself emperor and put HIS OWN FAMILY in charge in the countries he invaded.
Napoleon first got noticed when he commandeered cannons in Paris to fire on royalists, who tried to put an end to the murderous chaos started by the socialists. (By the way, that we now talk about left and right in politics is because the French republicans sat to the left of the speaker in parliament. They were the first leftists.) The majority of Frenchmen wanted the leftist terror to end. But not the Corsican of course, who couldn’t care less about French people being raped and murdered. Two thirds of those executed by the leftists were peasants by the way – socialists have always hated farmers.
Before he got promoted for using those cannons, he planned to go to Turkey to work for the Ottoman sultan. Not exactly a beacon of enlightenment.
Napoleon simply exploited the “revolution” to make himself emperor and take as much of the White lands as he could. A swarthy little Corsican with Arab blood must have thought that was a fun game – how far could he get? How many hundreds of thousands of Europeans could he kill? A sign that he didn’t care about the “revolution” is that he made himself emperor. And that worked because people were sick to death of the “revolution” and wanted a return to monarchy, which had always treated them better. He knew that and acted accordingly, after having praised the republic. No scruples whatsoever.
I, personally, like huge tits so much that I’ll overlook the size of the rest of the woman. Within limits. I looked at the linked website.
Her floppy belly flab overhangs her pussy-housing. Somewhere, deep within the canyon-gorge formed by her hairy cheese thighs and that rotund display of anti-feminine corpulence jutting out like a roof; somewhere in that cavern of unwashed funk and urine is a gash. And the guy in the picture went down on a deep dive to get at it.
I like big tits. When a woman’s gut is so big that I can’t look away from it, like watching a car screech into an intersection knowing that the poor soul in the crosswalk is lost to this world yet I can’t turn away from the scene and watch every moment bringing in all of the hideous details, when her pork barrel is so magnificent that I’m locked in, savoring every hideous fold and oozing pore…
…if it comes to that, she’s not a woman. I don’t care how big her tits are. I can’t see them. All I can do is stare and wonder if she’s ever encountered maggots cleaning out the leftover bits trapped in the greasy wrinkles.
sweet jesus
My thoughts exactly, Burke.
No one can deny his knack for florid prose, but Christ, the words come to life in the worst way.
Hey, I looked. She even had a link, “Want to see my titties?”. I said yes and clicked through. Then … (shudder)
Now, the link ho posted below is worse. But it’s a link of grotesquely obese people who know it. This woman in the pic above is fat, way past the point of any possibility, and yet still thinks she’s sexy and beautiful.
And it’s assholes like that dick up there who are causing it. She looks like THAT, and she’s still got a guy between her legs. How will she learn if she’s never taught? (rhetorical question)
[CH: a lot of these fat chicks have total losers diving between their legs, and they know it, even if they will never admit it on their turmblrrhea. for women, quality matters.. a lot… and some desperate drunk loser willing to pork them for a night does not do as much for fatty self-esteem as a lot of guys think.]
There are just too many thirsty schlubs who’ll bed… even wed… these land whales… to turn the rising… and jiggling… tide of corpulence in the West.
“All I can do is stare and wonder if she’s ever encountered maggots cleaning out the leftover bits trapped in the greasy wrinkles.”
You’re assuming she even bothers to clean under those greasy wrinkles to begin with.
http://chaosandpain.blogspot.de/2014/10/your-fat-is-unequivocally-your-fault-5.html
Exactly what you want right now.
“Ah, how lovely it must be to rest one’s fat ass on that favorite adage of the lazy pseudointellectual, “correlation does not equal causation,” and utilize it to justify a horrendous and pathetic lifestyle centered around claiming to love the cellulite on your face. Apparently, our fat-bodied, troglodytic shit pile of an author ran out of rage and Twinkie fueled steam before she could type out “diabetes obesity correlation” into Pubmed, because science bends this fat bitch over and blindly searches for a hole before giving up in disgust and just rapes her face with a broken bottle dusted with cayenne pepper.”
“Panniculi”. They actually have a word for that extra shelf of fat hanging down over another shelf of fat. And maggots. Foul.
+1000 for the prose.
>BARF<
…for the effective description.
I need brain bleach and a wire brush to scrub out that imagery.
Flavortown wins beause is that gross. And he published the picture. And OF COURSE that it comes from his Tumblr. What kind of man has a Tumblr anyways?
Jeb is just…pathetic. He honestly seem to believe that such admission of betaness is going to make women vote for him. Is things like this that make easier for Trump to grab the nomination, and then is just beating Hillary.
Huh, it was HER Tumblr. Figures. Heartiste was right, the flower background does signal fatness.
she came back from an overseas internship with the World Health Organisation
Bet you she was another one of these arrogant bitches who defied any form of quarantine after dealing with all sorts of repulsive Third World diseases because fuck you I’m a trained scientist or something.
Drew Francis Thompson, 28, who is accused of arming himself with a gun
So wait what happened to Australia’s awesome and totally effective gun ban that forever solved the problem of gun violence in Australia?
Ha ha! Thought the same thing myself.
Are we sure that ain’t Columba in the last photo?
Oompa Loompa =/= Jabba the Hut.
Endor not Tatooine.
Girls are cruelest to other girls. So as betas get more feminized…
“the woman changed when she came back from an overseas internship with the World Health Organisation.”
Oh boy. She probably has USG-created experimental weaponized STDs that like to eat Ebola and HIV viruses for breakfast.
“The very first autobiographic detail ¡Jabe! chooses to place at the top of his 2016 Campaign website is a paean to his oneitis for a Mexican peasant.”
Trump will leave Jabe on the dunghill of history for the same reason Gore couldn’t even ride Bubba’s coattails to the WH – people love alphas and despise betas.
Jesus H…. performing cunnalingus on that sweaty, swinish slattern… The smell!!! images of beastiality are always jarring. Ugh. This guy is at special ops level in his ability to suppress his gag reflex.
My vote goes to notreallyherboyfriend. That pathetic dipshit will never get a wiff of vaj.
What does the blind man say when he walks past the fish market every day? Good morning ladies!
the first botm candidate might as well be gay
They’re all obviously pathetic, but something struck me more about jeb’s candidacy for BOTM.
Those words are not something any self-respecting man thinks, much less broadcasts to the world. Just when I thought he couldn’t get any more beta, I read this. What a fucking pussy.
Damn, I had to come back. Reading that Jeb crap got me riled up.
There’s something very weak and pathetic about a man who is in position to become the most powerful man in the world mewling away about his feelings about a woman. That she was his cleaning lady at a Motel 6 off of I-10 back in 1974 is bonus flaccidity.
Is my revulsion how a woman feels sexually toward a hovering beta? I think I’ve just had an out-of-body experience!
Could be worse, at least the first guy isn’t hoverhanding
Who run Flavortown?
Masta beerfart Blasta run Flavortown.
Say again loud show on facebook!
Masta beerfart Blasta run Flavortown..
Embargo off!
We WILL rebuild!
Can we get Cait Jenner in here to give these four boys a pep talk?
Greg – you’re such a sweetie! Normally I’d love to step in and coach some guys up, but lately… I don’t know… I’m feeling a little confused…
Creepy.
Manhands in complete control of the large umbrella. Got it locked down easily with one world class mitt. Other mitt is free for some coffee. Those old decathlete hands being put to use.
That ET must stand for extra-terrestrial… ain’t no entertainment tonight like that at Schloss Eliot.
Don’t worry Caity… I got this!
Flavortown in the lead -rightfully so.
The delicate politeness of the British journalistic prose makes that dudes romantic failure that much more sad…
“Chocolates and lollies”
“Allowed him to put his hand on her hand”
The Brits could make a story about public pegging on live television sound quaint and pleasant.
“Heather Kintzle, a 40-year-old administrative assistant from Cedar Rapids, went to the fair on Saturday to hear an impassioned talk about economic inequality from Sen. Bernie Sanders, the Democratic candidate who is calling for political revolution. Kintzle loved what she heard from Sanders, but she still wanted to see Trump, ‘to see what all the circus was about.’”
Donald fux, Bernie bux.
http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/16/politics/donald-trump-iowa-state-fair/
Off topic…
Talk radio has been an interesting place today – the highlight for me was the cuck that called into Rush’s show towards the 2nd hour. He was very upset about Trumps new plan for basically eliminating immigration, and securing the border. Calling it protectionist and needing the governments permission to hire people. And hateful to those people who just want a job…
These cucks just dont get it… Its not the older republicans that will be hurt most by immigration, its their children and grandchildren, all in a selfish need to keep their businesses afloat. Quite simply the ruling class is running out of people to fleece, now they need a fresh batch of saps from other countries to fleece. They are playing the game and they can die by that game.
[CH: i hate these race cuck nation-destroyer libertardian sell-outs with a passion. if i’m ever asked to kick the gallows stool out from under one of these scum, i wouldn’t fucking hesitate.]
Most common anti-Trump reactions from RINO and Cuck crowd…
“but but but ABORTION”
“but but but but STATIST”
“but but but but but CONSTITUTION – we can’t deport citizens!”
“but but but but but but CLINTONS!”
“but but but but but but but NO POLITICAL EXPERIENCE!”
They really have nothing substantive to say to rebut The Donald.
@CH Hear, hear!
Its not the older republicans that will be hurt most by immigration, its their children and grandchildren, all in a selfish need to keep their businesses afloat. Quite simply the ruling class is running out of people to fleece, now they need a fresh batch of saps from other countries to fleece.
False. It’s the LEFT that is behind immigration, not the Right. The Left imports non-Whites because the Jews in the media want it. The leftists go along because they want to destroy the West – their ideology is shaped that way by the Jews who invented it – and because they know the immigrants will vote for them. They are importing voters.
Business owners have always been more nationalist than the working-class traitors who vote for the socialists. Only today are some business owners pro-immigration, and that is because people in all classes are. The top boardrooms have been targeted by the media and the government for so long and so intensely that the CEOs know they better put people there who don’t have the “wrong” opinions, as decided by the establishment. That’s how they avoid being attacked by the media. And that’s how they get contracts with the government, the biggest customer by far. In time those who go along with the establishment this way will come to dominate in the boardrooms.
Then the proletarians say “Look, they are the ones who want immigration!” It’s enough to make me wanna throw up. Workers were the traitors who voted for the socialist parties and destroyed the West with mass immigration. All because of their greed and laziness making them vote for whoever promises them money for as little work as possible. They could have studied and made something of themselves, but they are too lazy for that. And now they blame others for the mess they have created. Fuckem.
I can’t believe Tony Romo would be such a Beta. Still, I’d give it to this cuck:
Dear @rushlimbaugh Glad you liked my “New Totalitarians” piece. Please stop using it. I do not support your attacks on other conservatives.
— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) August 17, 2015
They’re even going after establishment Rush Limbaugh for his unwillingness to throw Donald overboard.
he does look like romo. except that bitch would be fishing out his used condoms…
Flavortown for sure… the other 3 cases at least were cases of Oneitis for beautiful, THIN women. If one day no beautiful women wants me, I’ll relly on beautiful prostitutes rather than ugly ones.
Have you taken a look at jeb’s wife?
“….beautiful, THIN women.”
What? Have you seen the troll that Jabe’s porking?
Now, now, we’re not sure what #2’s woman looks like.
We know for an absolute fact that #3’s woman is hideous, and #4’s woman is fat AND hideous.
[…] Source: Heartiste […]
Nothing trumps (“lol”…) Bernie Sanders. his sunken chested pencil necked wuss out to the feral negresses is beta of the year worthy
Came here to say this also, beta of the month contender, no doubt. The photos of his head hanging in shame are just plain pathetic.
Jeb’s own children are criminals: http://www.dailystormer.com/as-the-donald-rolls-toward-victory-jeb-doubles-down-on-defense-of-mexican-invasion/
Early in our relationship, my gf asked why I never go down on her. “Because I’m not a lesbian” I said.
Nice.
lol. I think its fine to go down on gfs occasionally as long you’re getting a positive balance of head to compensate. Only if they’re exclusive, though.
I only go down on girls’ assholes now.
Love in the age of iphones:
The typist home at teatime, clears her breakfast, lights
[…]
He, the young man carbuncular, arrives,
A small house agent’s clerk, with one bold stare,
One of the low on whom assurance sits
As a silk hat on a Bradford millionaire.
The time is now propitious, as he guesses,
The meal is ended, she is bored and tired,
Endeavours to engage her in caresses
Which still are unreproved, if undesired.
Flushed and decided, he assaults at once;
Exploring hands encounter no defence;
His vanity requires no response,
And makes a welcome of indifference.
[…]
Bestows one final patronising kiss,
And gropes his way, finding the stairs unlit . . .
She turns and looks a moment in the glass,
Hardly aware of her departed lover;
Her brain allows one half-formed thought to pass:
“Well now that’s done: and I’m glad it’s over.”
When lovely woman stoops to folly and
Paces about her room again, alone,
She smoothes her hair with automatic hand,
And puts a record on the gramophone.
– from “The Waste Land”
T.S. Eliot
Heh, heh… my man T. S. nailed it years ago… pictures of the (ahem) lady… bored and tired, the caresses of her carbuncular lover unreproved, if undesired… can be found on an earlier thread.
Read this in college for a class. Got more out of it this time around.
CH should be required reading for all English majors.
I’m putting that perfect product placement on the Sierra Nevada website.
Kewhool whhhip
#5 groom at wedding I attended this past weekend. His 2nd marriage. In his first she convinced him they should date other people to add spice. She dated other people, then got custody of the sons in the divorce. This time he sported a mid-80s George Michael haircut (hairdo?), skinny jeans, vest & suede bucks. Groomsmen the same but suspenders instead of vest, some wore skater shoes instead of bucks. Bride, although much younger is a chubster princess pushing 30. They have been living together & he does all the cooking & cleaning, in addition to providing the majority income. Her vows mentioned chocolate 3 times and appeared to be lyrics from a pop song. Then… Then the GROOM took HER last name, giving up his completely. His 10 year old son called him out on it immediately. Guessing soon those kids will realize their 2 weekends a month with Dad are excessive and unnecessary. I feel like I witnessed a guy remove his testicles and present them to his wife as a wedding gift.
At least the pork-eater is doing an honest day’s work of dumpster diving befitting his circumstances and station. And this is how jeb bush, scion of one of the world’s most powerful families, broadcasts his betatude to the world:
“It took some convincing, but she came around, and in February 1974, we got married…”
A chick who digs you doesn’t need any convinving. She hints and hints and cutely hints and one day you propose when she is not expecting it and she breaks down in tears and can’t catch her breath while shouting Yes!
Add this guy to the mix: http://jezebel.com/former-harry-potter-podcast-host-harasses-female-writer-1724700000. Don’t miss this article: one of Jez’s best. Guy in story is a classic dweeb feminist sycophant. He tries to flirt with some MPWRD chick; predictably, she blows him off. He then spergs out and utterly embarrases himself with his desperation. She puts him on blast. Jez reports, but they’re surprised (sincere?): “Surprisingly, Schoen was also a co-founder of a women’s website called Feminspire.” Turns out guy is an absolute ALLY, but he not only unwanted, he’s despised. Seriously, read the article and the comments. So much red pill throughout.
A few days ago, I was in the car listening to NPR (a bad habit) and it happened to be the last day on the job for one of the NPR radio hosts. She did a piece looking back on her favorite moments from interviews over the past 12 years.
After a dozen years of interviewing no-doubt every shitlib SJW in the nation, what kind of men does this liberal NPR chick remember?
http://www.npr.org/2015/08/14/432251002/melissa-block-looks-back-on-more-than-12-years-hosting-all-things-considered
[this bit starts at 3:50]
Melissa Block (NPR Hostess): There have been so many times over the years when I’ve just about fallen out of my chair laughing; you never know just what might come out of a guest’s mouth . . .
(music playing, guitar, you hear a singer growl “you look like a hot biscuit I wannt eat . . .”)
Melissa Block: Case in point, singer Paul Thorn, from Tupelo, Mississippi.
(cut back to guitar playing “When I get you in the shadows, I’m gonna lay you on the floor . . .” )
Melissa Block: Not too much ambiguity there, huh Paul Thorn?
Paul Thorn: No. It’s like – cook me some grits woman, you’re like a hot biscuit I wanna eat.
Melissa Block: (laughing) Have you used that line before?
Paul Thorn: I use it on my wife all the time. I sneak up behind her while she’s washing the dishes . . .
Melissa Block: Uh-huh – how does that go over?
Paul Thorn: Well, it depends on if she’s ovulating or not. You know? (at this point the NPR hostess can’t contain her laughing) Because that’s when they really seem to like that kinda thing the most, ya know? But – it’s just a braggadocio, machismo song. And I think there’s a place for that. Especially with all the mainstream music today being – when men sing, you know they’re whinging and crying about ‘oh please come back I’m nothing without you’ . . . When they say ‘I’m nothing without you’ I always think well, no wonder she left – because you’re nothing! You know, if you had something to bring to the table, she wouldn’t have left.
** I had never heard of this guy before, but his website links to two songs that seem appropriate to link to:
Paul Thorn: “What The Hell Is Goin’ On?”
Paul Thorn sings the National Anthem
P.S. For good measure, the NPR chick also fondly remembers an interview with Mick Jagger.
Oh god. I listened to NPR about 15 years ago. I remember them as being pretty sane back then. Last week I was in a taxi and the guy had them on. They’re a parody of moonbat libshittery now.
[CH: npr is so shitlib that i have to wonder if there’s a chance they get sick of their own echo chamber self-delusions any time soon, and pray for the day a realtalker slips past the call-in screener.]
The first guy may not be entirely beta. He might not have noticed early enough that the girl was a pyscho bitch. It happens.
The second guy might have similarly been blindsided. Chick might have been savagely appreciative of his manhood before going off to eat pray love the actual savages in non-profit-land.
The forth guy… it is just possible that doing that seemed reasonable to him at the time even if he were not a desperate loser. He was shit faced drunk (we may safely assume.) Maybe he was filming the scene for some interesting purpose. Maybe she is his boss. And married. I mean, the possibilities of redemption cannot be ruled out altogether.
But with Jeb, er, no. Redemption was strangled in the crib beyond all hope of recovery. He had everything he should have needed, including lots of role models, to find his way along the path of the dark enlightenment.
With all that, he failed. When the learning curve turns out to have been flat all along, just turn out the lights and go home.
This is worse ( but strangely similar) to Al Gore spending his whole life in politics yet never learning how to give a decent speech.
[…] status to accept guy 6s and 7s anymore. The cute ones are good to keep around as beta orbiters (and for posting photos of her latest night out! omg), but she now is under no compunction to associate with them because to her, she has increased in […]
Flavourtown and iBush neck and neck, and at the line its Flavourtown by a nose
The worst thing about Flavortown is not going down, or even going down on a rancid fat woman, but her drinking a beer while he does it. It’s like he’s a living vibrator or something.
Politicians are at times a bit clueless. Demonstrating family values is catnip for the voters, but, if your wife is a Latino Midget and is seriously ugly and without any figure then telling the world that you fell for her (losing twenty pounds in the process) makes you look like a Gamma who could not get laid even were he in a brothel. Mrs Bush may have been hot in 1974 (we just cannot tell can we?) but marrying a woman with no class, when you are from a top family and on a pubescent diversity field-trip because she is hot is as bad as those guys in their twenties who go to Siam and marry a stripper.
Jeb, and it’s not even close. No one, and I mean no one can compare to Jeb in a beta male contest. Heartiste should just proclaim him beta of the century and leave him out future contests; its not even fair. He is one whole different level.
This shit speaks for itself. ¡Jabe! is the worst there is.
New meaning to shit-faced.
The winner is #1 because at least the other two got some pussy for their troubles, however repugnant it might have been.
#1 is not just that pathetic particular dude, but all orbiters in general. Really, that’s a prime candidate for a beta of the year, in Time Man of the Year fashion – not just one particular sneered-upon orbiter, but all orbiters in general: the men out there who stoke the egos, feed the narcissistic impulses of women across the cuntry and get nothing in return in the faintest of faint hopes that a scrap of pity püssy is thrown their way, which, as a former orbiter myself, know that scrap will never be forthcumming (nor will they help set you up with an attractive friend).
Rich upperclass Yankee falls for Mexican peasent girl; has trouble persuading her to settle for him. Says it all about Bush doesn’t it!
” A woman chasing a man, trying hard to win his attention, is a woman in love.”
True. But this implies a corollary that’s not necessarily valid, viz, that not giving her attention will stimulate such love. The woman has to be initially attracted before that works.
eDoormat takes this just because Flavortown is actually the girls blog, so it is not the beta directly broadcasting his poor taste of women. The “I win” caption of that tumblr post are the fatso’s words.
My vote goes for Jeb who screwed himself beyond repair since he married and had kids with that little brown troll. There’s still hope for the others. Even the first dude…yet THAT. FACE. IS. SO. PUNCHABLE.
For those in need of eye bleach, check out this ad for the Alpha Phi sorority at U. of Alabama, which they had to pull due to the girls being too pretty, white and feminine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3EHm6iT3hM
Seems to be this week’s feminist storm in a teacup. This was the salty feminist who was the first to gnash her vaginal teeth over this important issue, calling the advert “worse than Trump”: http://www.al.com/opinion/index.ssf/2015/08/bama_sorority_video_worse_for.html
[CH: lemme guess… just from reading the url ledes i predict that this is a story about beautiful white women embracing their femininity coming under attack from a bitter, aging cunt for reasons that only make sense if read in an inuit language. close?]
@Heartiste, I see betas of the month every day when I’m driving down the road. They are usually with a “chick friend.” I always have my window down and I yell out, “Kiss her!” as I pass by. Looking in the mirror, I’ve never seen one of them do it, but they appear to be fidgeting. It’s as if saying, “Kiss her,” is the equivalent of, “You’re a loser” to them. Sad.
I also cat call to any respectable girls too. Keeps the blood flowing.
The “not really my boyfriend” dude has just been photographed with a beautiful girl and only needs to make a good response to that photo and other women, friends of this Maggie, will notice him. Unless he’s got one-itis for this girl, he’ll be fine.
Females who are attractive don’t necessarily tend to be friends with other females who are attractive, although in this case you might just say that she was blonde and looked like her name, which I suppose keeps the option open. It’s a bit of a risk on her part because in most cases people might just skip the qualifying text anyway, so in a sense without the reason given to do that it might have come off weirdly in any case. It’s likely that she’s not that much higher than him in terms of social status anyway. Her being single might help if she keeps such company. If they’re both low status he might as well ‘agree and amplify,’ colloquially speaking, anyway. Alternatively he could go the college boyfriend route and hit on her sister, or whatever she calls that if she does opt to.
“Females who are attractive don’t necessarily tend to be friends with other females who are attractive…”
right….
Disagree. Prequalification only works if you are what you are trying to sell. “He is not my BF” == “He is a beta orbiter”.
this:
“a mini-trend among women. It’s become a cottage industry for girls to preemptively mock-upgrade sexually malnourished male friends to “””boyfriend””” status who have gotten a little too “uppity” — i.e., romantically earnest — as a message meant to helpfully remind the beta orbiter to know his place.”
a mini-trend?
bitches, man.
Advice for the lovelorn is to go sexy early and GTFO once blown out.
Truth^^^ If she’s not interested in getting with you fast, break hard right and on to the next. I had some broad try to put me in orbit last week for “boyfriend material” and I went ghost with a quickness. I almost got her in the sack before her weird ASD, hot/cold protocol kicked in. Next!
“a mini-trend among women. It’s become a cottage industry for girls to preemptively mock-upgrade sexually malnourished male friends to “””boyfriend””” status who have gotten a little too “uppity” — i.e., romantically earnest — as a message meant to helpfully remind the beta orbiter to know his place.”
Not just unboyfriend status, but also actual boyfriend status.
In some cases, I suspect it’s because she has figured out which guy she really wants and so picks the orbiting and willing toolbag as a temporary “boyfriend” to signal to all the other men that she’s off-limits.
Also, of course, so she can exploit the toolbag in the meantime.
Girls who call themselves “single” and post a lot of sexy selfies generally aren’t attracted to any man at the moment.
“In some cases, I suspect it’s because she has figured out which guy she really wants and so picks the orbiting and willing toolbag as a temporary “boyfriend” to signal to all the other men that she’s off-limits.”
now where have I heard that scenario before.
Boyfriends are a matter of trend for some females, but I think that they qualify that somewhat with the following sentence so as to clarify that what they mean is in fact something relatively widespread.
look at the body language, he’s a bitch boy
that fuckin shirt too. millenials……..
1. I choose the read the hashtag as “except he snot.”
2. Shouldn’t that read: ” and proudly broadcasting your lack of taste buds . . .?”
P.S. Coterie, n. – a small group of people with shared interests or tastes, especially one that is exclusive of other people.
It turns out that Jeb is so beta that the Clintons want him to be the GOP nominee:
http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2015/08/hillary-clinton-is-rooting-for-jeb-bush-121452.html?ml=m_t1_2h#.VdNUx17bJFp
BRUH ITS OBV #2
I MEAN 3 N 4 WHATEVER UR ISSUES THERE STILL DUDES FUCKING SOMEBODY AND #1 U DONT HAVE ENOUGH INFO TO BE CONCLUSIVE HELL COULD BE THE OPPOSITE JUST SOME DUDE WHO BANGED HER N NOT BF AS OPPOSED TO FRIENDZONE
2 IS BAD THO REAL BAD
Here is another runner-up:
It’s possible he’s a Mexican’t himself. There have to be at least several million white-Mexican’t mixes running around these days in the ‘Kwa.
Yeah, he’s one them white Hispanics… White-In-Looks-Only (WILO).
Can’t blame him for rooting for his own team.
For what, most/least ‘murican of the month? American issues and such, anyway.
fags like him should’ve died in the second war being run over by german tanks as they waived them in. Why are Gauls so Tuetophobic?
Morons don’t know difference in scale. One mexican is a visitor. 1 million is a problem. 20 million is an invasion. 50 million is reconquista.
I mean: a xenophobe says 1 mexican is bad. A regular person says welcome to country. The two concepts converge at about the 8 million mexican mark. What dipshit shitstains htese people are.
This is what that tatted-up freak has on her website, along with the usual suspect cats and other pro-queer tripe:
Getting a look at the “whole enchilada”, I’d have to say any guy that would give her the time of day, let alone, well… thirsty beta/omega of the month.
For the set-theorists out there, here’s how you describe women and their AF/BB behavior set membership (and why you shouldn’t be a dickless beta):
W=Set of Women
AF=Set of Alpha Fuckers
BB=Set of Beta Buckers
0=The Empty Set.
◦ W ⊇ AF ⊃ ( AF ∩ BB )
∙ 0 = W ∩ ( BB \ AF )
∴ W = AF, W ⊃ BB, W ⊅ ( BB \ AF )
AWALT! You won’t find a pure Beta Bucker. All who appear so are actually members of AF ∩ BB. So, don’t be a dickless beta!
Holy shit.
Well, there’s another off-topic question answered.
Everyone who picked flavortown is a moron. At least that dude is having sex with a white woman. He’s there with a white woman. Presumably he moved on to PIV. That’s more than can be said for any of the other 3. (except he’s not facebook dude is not a good vote either; out with a cute (chubby) girl…dressed okay…. not his fault she put that shit on FB…I would not be surprised if he has a sex life and was just adding her to a potential harem…or at least he’s not totally pathetic).
Morons, edormat was apparently actually fucking prosecuted or almost prosecuted for classic textbook beta stalking behavior… close call between him and Jeb, but at least Jabe has been married forever and has kids and for whatever reason has been the governor of a large state (that’s one way to be alpha, under some views).
flavortown is in bed with a naked white woman (who is fat but not the most obese woman in the world) and you idiots take the bate and vote that one to show your anonymous keyboard commando sharp elbows street cred to try to brown-nose CH by showing that you learned the lesson that going down on a woman is beta (which it is, but that dude should not be winning this poll–he’s in bed with a naked woman who has pink nipples, for christ’s sake. use your heads, men. fuck.
Bush is trying to portray himself as that stock figure in female romantic literature: “the tamed alpha”. Women love the idea of capturing and taming the alpha male. Bush though comes across as just another simpering beta, boring us all with his oneitis. Women tend to find that rather disgusting, and most of us here dont mistake Bush for an alpha male.
Bush just has to the beta of the month. The others are examples of misguided youth who might learn. Bush never will
CH, Jebs wife has not aged well, but seems quite decent in her younger years, and by her younger looks appears to be good wife material back then. My guess is he stills sees her as her younger self:
[CH: yeah i’m not seeing it.]
Ah yes, Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. The drink of choice for coalburning sluts and soon to be single mothers.
I’ll bet it has all the flavor of old cheeseburgers and onions.
The Tumblr fatty in the “flavortown” pic had this one on her site too, which would be a great recurring CH meme.
