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Shit Cuckservatives Say

This is fun. Reader PA creates a useful reference list of shit that cuckservatives say.

“Sadly, most victims of black crime are other blacks.”
“Unions destroyed Detroit”
“I’m all for legal immigration, just not illegal immigration”
“America is safe and free thanks to our troops.”
“Only terrorists would have a reason to oppose the Patriot Act.”
“America is a nation of immigrants.”
“I don’t agree with everything [Buchanan/Coulter/CH/etc] says, but…”
“I’m not a racist but…”
“I don’t care if you’re black, white, green, or purple, but…”
“Edward Snowden is a traitor”
“I stand with Israel”
“Family values don’t stop at the Rio Grande”
“Putin is the new Hitler”
“There is no room for hate and bigotry in the Republican party”
“We must court the Latino vote to stay relevant”

A few more:

“the GOP needs a big tent philosophy”
“LIEBRULS are the real racists”
“we’ve forgotten the lessons taught to us by Dr Martin Luther King, Jr”

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Courtesy of the Hatepoasters of Whyte Preenage:

Support tax cuts for corporations that adopted rainbow Twitter avatars after Obergefell
Support tax cuts for rich liberals like Warren Buffett and George Soros
Whine about how Edward Snowden is a traitor
Whine about how badly Hillary Clinton messed up with Benghazi
Ensure that whites become a minority in the U.S. through legal, not illegal, immigration
Ensure that defending Israel remains our #1 foreign-policy priority
Claim that although border fences work for Israel, they would never work for the U.S.
Claim it’s un-Christian to stop non-Christians from immigrating to the U.S.
Give Obama oversight-free power by approving the Trans-Pacific Partnership
Make insincere, ineffectual efforts to repeal Obamacare
Make insincere, ineffectual efforts to restrict abortion
Venerate Martin Luther King Jr. as a national saint and claim him as a conservative icon
Claim that “Democrats are the real racists!”
Get infinitely more offended by the far right than the far left
Think that vague abstract principles matter more than flesh and blood

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“I’m a fiscal conservative and social liberal.”
“Some of my best friends are black.” Cuckservative circa Mad Men era.
“Discrimination on the basis of race, religion, national origin, sex, and sexual orientation is abhorrent.”
“Our diversity is a strength, and as horrific as this tragedy was, if our diversity becomes a tragedy, I think thats worse”. -General Casey

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National Review cucks earn a special place in the cuckservative canon:

NR’s Michael Potemra on election night 2008:

“I ask a rhetorical question: Can we McCain voters, without embarrassment, shed a tear of patriotic joy about the historic significance of what just happened? And I offer a short, rhetorical answer.

‘Yes, we can.’”

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“I would be proud to have a (half) black grandkid”
“Nuclear talks with Iran is like marching Israel to the ovens.”
“I think it’s great the Arizona Cardinals hired the first female NFL coach”
“We all bleed red!”
“George Wallace was a Democrat!”
“My friend, Senator Ted Kennedy.”
“America is a nation of immigrants.”
“They said the same thing about the Irish and Italians back in the day!”
“Abortion is racist because 50% of black babies are aborted.”
“Multiculturalism is awesome because I like mexican and chinese food.”
“Without immigrants, we couldn’t have housemaids, landscapers, or ethnic food!”

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The Boy Scouts have gone the full cuck:

“For far too long, this issue (ed: faggots in the Boy Scouts) has divided and distracted us,” said the Boy Scouts’ president, former Defense Secretary Robert Gates. “Now, it’s time to unite behind our shared belief in the extraordinary power of Scouting to be a force for good.”

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“I’m sorry.”

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“I believe in a colorblind society.”
“I don’t have ‘white interests.’ I have the Constitution.”
“What’s good for business is good for America”
“the liberal/Democrat plantation”

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“I just called my opponent to concede…”

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“America is a proposition nation.”
“[insert rebel rouser’s name] should apologize.”
“Not enough minorities own their own homes” -President George W Bush

Readers are encouraged to add to the “Shit Cuckservatives Say” list. CH will update the SCS list as contributions roll in, with the goal of making it a one stop reference shop — with a dedicated page at the masthead of Chateau Heartiste — for other blogs to link at their leisure.

The mockery of venal, pusillanimous cuckservatives will continue until testosterone levels improve.

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You might be a cuckservative if…

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The official flag of cuckservatism:

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Matt Lewis, prolapsed bottom of cuckservatism:

h/t @ThornLockerson, the battle cry of cuckservatives:

My father’s grave
my daughter’s womb
Please take them both
and seal my tomb.
#Cuckservative

521 Responses to “Shit Cuckservatives Say”

  1. Has anyone started the “Stuff Cuckservatives Like” website?

    • Anon123 says:

      Someone needs to grab that domain name right away.

      • this is not left vs right, GOP vs Dems, Socialism vs liberty. This is war on White people.

        Why do hostile elite defend Israel as a Jewish ethnostate with Jewish only immigration, but ravage White majority Europe/North America into a multi-ethnic, multi-cultural Gulag with non-White colonization?

        The world is 91% non-White, only 9% White. But non-White colonizers are aggressively advancing their agenda to annihilate gullible Whites, just as Chinese annihilate Tibet.

        How long will gullible Whites cuckold for murderous anti-White elite, who suppress our fertility, confiscate our guns, infiltrate/subvert our banks/FBI/CIA, indoctrinate White kids in academia/mass media, plunder White jobs/wages, & butcher White soldiers in bankrupting wars?

        “Native” Americans invaded from East Asia. Yellow & Brown races committed 10-times more genocide, slavery, imperialism than Whites. Since Moses, Whites have been victims of Jewish/Crypto-Jewish, Muslim, N.African imperialism, slavery, genocide.

        Gullible Whites should reject subversive ideologies- libertarianism, feminism, liberalism- & hostile slanders of racism. Peace to all humanity, but White people must organize to advance their interests, their fertility, their homelands. Spread this message. Reading list: goo.gl/iB777 , goo.gl/htyeq , amazon.com/dp/0759672229 , amazon.com/dp/1410792617

    • ben shapiro will save us all!

      lzozozozozooz

      • mendozatorres says:

        What’s funny, is that Tur was one of the two chopper pilots during the OJ chase. The other pilot is also transgendered. Ain’t that some shit.

        Sailer had a great piece about this.

      • Ripp says:

        @men

        Ya i read the sailer article and comments as well. Odd coincidence. Some of the commenters were trying to draw some mechanical / physical correlation between helicopter pilots and transgender weirdness…

        I don’t buy it…but nonetheless an interesting bit

      • Mel Gibson says:

        A mentally-ill freak, two blacks, some latino crying about hurt feelings, and an Americunt: the odds were completely stacked against him yet he destroyed their arguments. Props to Ben Shapiro.

      • Rudeman says:

        “You cut that out now, or you’ll go home in an ambulance” -Tranny to Ben Shapiro.

        Yep, that pretty much sums up the “tolerant” left these days. Agree with our posotion or we will visit you with extreme harm.

      • Mel Gibson says:

        The tranny also put his hands on Shapiro, who has filed a battery charge (!!).

        Carolla, a Realtalker, chimed in: http://www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/2015/07/27/adam-carolla-on-zoey-turs-threats-against-ben-shapiro-tolerance-a-one-way-street-to-the-left/

        If Shapiro, a straight white male, put his hands on the misfit, he’d have been charged with a hate crime and the media would’ve had a field day embarrassing and chiding him.

      • mendozatorres says:

        Carolla FTW!

      • Riddle me this, Batmen/Buttmen zlozozozozo. Why did not Ben become a US Marine?

        https://www.lewrockwell.com/lrc-blog/i-like-ben-shapiro/

        The Richie Rich of the neocons doesn’t try to hide his totalitarian views. Here he calls for sedition trials of war opponents. Perhaps the young comrade can be a prosecutor-judge in the People’s Court.

        I especially like his last line: “No war can be won when members of a disloyal opposition are given free reign to undermine it.” He means “free rein,” but the point is well-taken.

        War is a scam whose foundation is lies. That is why dissenters are so dangerous.

        Another reason there must be no free speech: when any government goes to war, among the first victims are its own people, who are further looted and otherwise coerced. Only government and the merchants of death benefit from war, but no one must be allowed to say that. (Thanks to Curtis Thomas for the link.)

        10:22 am on February 15, 2006

        lzozozozoozoz

      • Sean Fielding says:

        @Mel Gibson: Jews aren’t White, not least because they so frequently employ the ruse ‘we’re Jews when we do good, and Whites when we do bad.’

        Now Shapiro has done something you approve, and my guess is because you’re White but relatively Jew-wise, you take the opposite tack: he’s White because he did something good. Would you notice he’s a Jew had he done something bad?

        Best to be consistent: Jews aren’t White.

      • Sol Lewinski says:

        Adam is still kind of cucked because for the “Drew isn’t the enemy line,” but he and Drew are friends and the show is what got Adam into the business so I get it. People like Drew are absolutely the enemy of decency.

      • Anonymous says:

        Indeed , you idiots fucking wake up fast (you needed GBFM’s reply!!!?). Not one Eskimo is on the side of European civilization. Not one!!! Don’t you get it yet?

        Do not embarrass this community by propping up bullshit. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_Bolshevism#/media/File:Stab-in-the-back_postcard.jpg

      • Mel Gibson says:

        @Sean Fielding

        I didn’t know who Ben Shapiro was until this video. I put the Jew thing together based on his name and comments made by the other morons on the panel about his background. Then I checked out his Twatter page and saw shivving is a favorite activity of his. I certainly didn’t expect that from a Jew.

        I have no idea his loyalties to The Tribe. I meant white purely in a sense of skin color, not identity.

        One of the most insightful ways I read about how to identify Jews in our society and their influence on culture was in Roof’s manifesto when he suggested to color them all blue for 24 hours. It’d be an awakening for the white man.

      • bw says:

        This puss let her put her hand on his neck in a condescending motherly and condescending fasion…all you need to know…

      • Earl says:

        Dr. Drew is secretly red pill. He’s a sell out. He just makes that cash and does what his feminized masters pay him to do. He tells Tur to stay away from discussing genetics. When he interviewed Hunter Moore he laughed when Moore lied to a woman involved with Moore’s revenge porn site.

        go to 2 minute mark

      • Earl says:

        I don’t know what the hell is wrong with that video, you’ll have to find another copy, but I think Charlotte Laws got them all removed from Youtube

      • Earl says:

        Here it is at the 3:30 mark Drew Grins

      • Earl says:

        STUPID FUCKING YOUTUBE AUTOPLAY NEXT VIDEO I meant to post this link

      • anonymous says:

        @ Mel Gibson, is your handle because the Eskimos ruined Gibson’s career (and life?) because of Passion of the Christ?

        They released tapes of him being drunk talking to his daughter or something?

        Can he even make a movie now?

        Braveheart — GREAT movie, great music.

      • duda says:

        Ben shapiro look like a mongrel from Russian caucasus .

    • -A says:

      “Only savages celebrate the end of an entire race.”

      “We should not blame black people for their dysfunction, liberalism hit them the hardest, we should be thinking about how to make the black community more healthy.”

      • Anonymous says:

        80 IQ gonna 80 IQ. Can’t fix r selected “evolution” of the sun people. What we can do is exclude it from our nation.

      • bw says:

        If TheJuice were actually “white”, my bro Mel, then there’d be no such thing as modern “Israel” with it’s ethnic DNA testing and entry.
        You know, like the U.S has…

    • O Cuckservative Tree Lyrics
      (sung to da tune of Oh Christmas tree)
      Play Music

      Oh Cuckservative tree, Oh Cukservative tree!
      Thy nation is so changing
      Oh Cuckservative tree, Oh Cuckservative tree,
      Thy culture is so changing

      No green card needed, summer’s here,
      But also when it’s cold and drear.
      Oh Cuckservative tree, Oh Cuckservative tree,
      Thy beliefs are always changing!

      Oh Cuckservative tree, Oh Cuckservative tree,
      Your neocon marxists are butthetxing me!
      Oh Cuckservative tree, Oh Cuckservative tree,
      Your liberal marxists are butthetxing the free!

      For every year this Cuckservative tree,
      Ben Shapiro brings us joy and glee.
      Oh controlled opposition Benny,
      Never enlists nor speaks out against fiat currency!

      Oh Cuckservative tree, Oh Cuckservative tree,
      It’s like professional wrestling,
      Neocons on fox battling liberals on CNN with glee,
      yet the decline of the west is unchanging

      Each cuckservative light
      Each neocon bell
      the Europeans they and the liberals fell.

      Oh Cuckservative/neocon/liberal Eskimo tree,
      You’ll ever be unchanging

      lzozozoozlolzzolzo

  2. RobT says:

    “My ward [Mormon parish] in DC is so diverse–whites are a minority.”

  3. @CAPSLOCKHUSTLER says:

    JUST AS I WAS THINKING ‘BOY, TWITTER ISN’T THE SAME WITHOUT CH’, I SPOT A NEW TRENDING TOPIC: “CUCKSERVATIVE.”

    I LOOK OVER TO JERRY JONES AND TAYLOR SWIFT AND REMARK, ‘THAT LOOKS FAMILIAR. LET’S LOOK INTO ITS ORIGINS.’

  4. RobT says:

    Minneappolis is really benefiting from Recent immigration. Nordic food is so blah but Somali food is so interesting.”

    • Earl says:

      “White people have no culture.”

      • burke says:

        my big fat greek wedding was the point i sort of woke up to the anti-whiteness everywhere. sounds like a joke, but at the time it really did. the white people add nothing to the vibrant greekness of the in-laws. i’m sure it’d be mild compared to real life now

      • splooge says:

        too be fair feminism killed it and american pop culture ruined europe. good luck seeing wooden shoes n leaderhosen there.

      • anonymous says:

        LOL that one is so stupid that not even a mainstream cuckservative presidential candidate could say that. Has to have been said by a mexican or something.

        No culture?!? lzozlzozlozlzzoz we invented culture.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_culture

        Now it is true that we don’t have a “culture” in the way that Hispanics think about it, because of what’s been done to our women (no families, no kids). Hispanic “culture” is awesome — stable marriages, feminine, pretty wives who bear 3 or 4 kids (or at least 2), grandparents live in same city or even same home, multi-generational, kids go back to where there parents and grandparents are, backyard barbecues, lots of love and laughter, Catholic morals (not that I’m a Catholic), family values, conservative values.

        I am not a supporter of Jeb, and I’m one of the leading racists you’ll find (racism is realism), but my opinion is that Hispanics are not our biggest problem, by a long shot. They are olive colored near-white people, give us beautiful, feminine women (unless they get Eskimoized), support family life, work hard. You can see it Miami. Any problems in Miami are caused by the nearly 1 million Haitians who are there. The Cubans are naturally anti-communism (for real) and pro-family and pro-religion. Quite literally, of course, the “Hispanics” or “Latinas” to whom I am referring, have varying degrees of European (Spanish, or English or Portuguese or German) blood in them. See, for example, the rightful winner of Ms. Universe every year — a white (or olive) woman from Colombia, Venezuela, Argentina, Uruguay, Puerto Rico, or Brazil, every year.

        As to Los Angeles, my understanding is that most of the gang-related violence there is African-based, not Mexican-based. One problem is that Mexican men and many other Hispanics hate white people. But they are closer to us than they are to Africans. We should unite.

        Someone once said around here something to the effect of it is white people, us evil whites, who protect Africans. Get rid of all of the whites, and the Japanese or Hispanics will not put up with the welfare system BS that we do.

    • Rick Derris says:

      >>>but Somali food is so interesting

      There is such a thing? If they can make their own food then why did the USA waste all that time and effort to feed them 20 years ago?

  5. Mel Gibson says:

    I just took a good look at Lindsey Graham’s face. He’s gay, right?

  6. Earl says:

    Stuff cuckservatives say:

    “The Confederate Battle Flag is offensive to minorities.”

    “Homosexuals can have civil unions.”

    “Your son needs to go easy on my daughter in Jui Jitsu class.”

    “We’re all equal.”

    “I’m sorry.”

    • PA says:

      Good call on abject surrender of the Rebel flag.

      The other ones, however, sound like normal things a lib would say. Shit cuckservatives say are that taint zone between true conservatism and ordinary liberalism: tough-guy conservative-sounding noises that, at closer thought, turn out to be declarations of surrender.

      • Earl says:

        “I disagree with what you say, but will defend to the death…”

        “By the people, of the people, for the people.”

        Perhaps this test suffices: would Putin say it?

      • Captain Obvious says:

        “There’s no place for _____* in MY Republican Party.”

        *Insert random truth speak [or truth speaker’s name] in blank.

      • Captain Obvious says:

        > “By the people, of the people, for the people.” ———- Spoken by the Anti-Constitutional Nihilist Itself. GOD BLESS JOHN WILKES BOOTH. GLORY BE TO HIS MEMORY.

      • James Blonde says:

        Sheesh. You just can’t stand that the man freed millions of ni66ers, can you?

      • Captain Obvious says:

        NOR SHALL PRIVATE PROPERTY BE TAKEN FOR PUBLIC USE, WITHOUT JUST COMPENSATION

      • Captain Obvious says:

        t*h*w*a*c*k, try to imagine, say, an hypothetical Elizabeth Warren administration, which sends the NKVD thought police to your house, to seize your Air Jordans and the Spinner Rims off your ride and the 1000 Gangsta Rap MP3s on your iPhag [each of which you dutifully paid $0.99 for] and of course your fridge full of Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull. And your just compensation for it all was Mr NKVD Thought Policeman busting a 9mm – er, better make that a 10mm – cap in yo hard thick Sun Person skull.

    • ho says:

      Civil unions are no big deal tbh, nothing sacred about it.

    • Bill says:

      I copied and pasted from Breitbart the biggest cuckservative site around. The cuck is explaining why Cuckabee is such a good presidential candidate

      “The most important advances in American political history have been based in religion. The founding fathers stated that our rights were endowed by our Creator. The abolitionist movement was a religious movement. The Civil Rights movement was a religious movement.

      Likewise the opposition to the Obama / Iran agreement is an attempt, led by conservative Christians in the United States, to protect protect Israeli Jews from state-sponsored annihilation at the hands of Iran.

      http://www.cnn.com/videos/worl

      If anything, Huckabee understates the danger. Nuclear weapons are a lot more effective than ovens.”

      What the hell are we do with these fucking idiots???

      • Greg Eliot says:

        Damn… if only we could hook up some sort of generator that feeds off of the (((shakin’ o’ haids))).

        That guy’s head is so far up YKW butt, he’s wearing transvaginal mesh as a yarmulke.

  7. Ras al Ghul says:

    “Immigrants do the jobs that Americans won’t”

    “Say what you will, but they’re (immigrants) hard workers.”

    “Latinos/Hispanics are naturally conservative because they’re (Insert: family centric/catholic/hard working).”

    “That will never happen here.”

  8. Greg Eliot says:

    “Some of my best friends are…”

    “Our JuDEo-Christian heritage…”

    “America is still the best country in the world…”

    • Anon123 says:

      The misuse of JudeoChristian term pisses me off. It originally referred to any Jew who converted to Christianity (like Lawrence Auster and that rabbi whose name I forgot but whose videos was always linked to a lot on this blog). Now its used so Jews can somehow retroactively take credit for Christian contributions to civilization.

    • ho says:

      “Our JuDEo-Christian heritage…”

      ….*shudder*

  9. Things cuckservatives say ;

    “If this $20 million dollar endevor saves only one black life it still worth it!!”

    • Greg Eliot says:

      Or the well-worn Holocaust variation:

      “It doesn’t matter if it was 6 million or 6 hundred…”

      • Amasius says:

        “or if it was ~300,000 (per the Red Cross report) who died of starvation and disease because the Allies bombed the supply lines…”

      • Irish Savant says:

        That’s because the 6 million figure is spiraling down faster than a debutante’s panties. The Auschwitz figure alone is down from 4 million to 1.5. The irony is that any HATER questioning the original 4 million figure -before it was ‘officially’ – reduced would have ended up in the slammer in most European countries and in Canada.

  10. Anon123 says:

    “Hulk Hogan is an evil man for what he said. I would have no problem with my daughter dating anyone.” -ongoing cuckservative rant

  11. […] Shit Cuckservatives Say […]

  12. Greg Eliot says:

    Guys, focus… some of you are saying things only fifth columnists and libruls would say…

    … a cuckservative is ostensibly a right-winger.

  13. “This snow leopard tastes delicious.”

    “I was once Oprah’s scale adjustor.”

    “If your scrotum gets caught in a pair of pliers, just ride it out.”

    “Ladies and gentlemen, TV’s Alan Thicke.”

  14. Marc Bahn says:

    “Hitler was a leftist.”

  15. Jack Dorcol says:

    Shit cucks say:

    “My wife…” (===8 fill in the blank)

  16. ar10308 says:

    “If we could only change their destructive culture caused by the War on Drugs.”

  17. jr says:

    The Federal Reserve because, er, private property.

  18. elmer says:

    We’re still not where we want to be when it comes to diversity. And it is hard to address these kinds of challenges if you’re not prepared to discuss them openly, and with the facts.

  19. PA says:

    “Never hit a girl!”

  20. […] Shit Cuckservatives Say […]

  21. Bronson Panzercock says:

    “If you don’t stand with Israel, then you don’t stand with America.”

    “The heroes of the Greatest Generation…”

    “They hate our freedom.”

    “Hitler took the guns away in Germany.”

    “As someone who marched with the Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King Jr in the 60s…”

    “Liberal fascists…”

    “Islamofascists…”

    “Russian communism…”

    • Bronson Panzercock says:

      “As the proud father of a transexual/bi/gay/lesbian child…”

      “I’m not opposed to illegal immigrants as long as they assimilate and respect the Constitution.”

      “Iran is a threat to world peace.”

      “We don’t want to be like old, decaying Europe.”

      “It’s about culture, not race.”

      “I am tired of feeling unmanly for enjoying my black girlfriend’s strapon.” (future cuckservative quote)

      • corvinus says:

        “As the proud father of a transexual/bi/gay/lesbian child…”

        “…I don’t think you can hate LGBTBBQs and be a true Christian.”

      • mendozatorres says:

        Ouch! Burn on that last one. En fuego!

      • Ripp says:

        LGBTBBQ

        New restaurant in San Francisco. I b
        hear the bearded clam is a zesty new dish to try.

      • Ripp says:

        “I just became a vegetarian”

        “FOX news is conservative”

        “Terrorist threat level is orange today”

    • Marc Bahn says:

      “Doctor King …(anything).”

  22. Diversity is our strength.

    MLK speeches makes me weep.

    I am not ‘homophobic’.

  23. Bernie says:

    “America has always been multicultural …”

    “As Dr. Condi Rice said …”

    “‘It was the Democrats that supported the Klan and the Confederate flag …”

    “As my idol Jack Kemp once said ….”

    “Al Sharpton is right.” (yes I am thinking of Ricuck Lowry and Randcuck Paul)

    • ho says:

      “It was the Democrats that supported the Klan and the Confederate flag”

      That isn’t cuckservatism, that’s black knighting.

    • Glen says:

      “Defending the Confederate flag is about heritage, not hate!”

  24. “I don’t deserve my wife, she’s so perfect”

  25. *chuckes* “I’m not worried about protecting my daughters from boys, I’d be more worried about what she’d do to them, they ever tty anything. “

  26. TLM says:

    Shit cuckservatives say;

    “I married up” (male only)
    “Your work out is my warm up” (Crossfit cuckservatives)

  27. Watching the right wing eat itself alive is FUN. I’m making popcorn.

    (pours cocktail, sits back in chair)

  28. whorefinder says:

    “Islam is a religion of peace.”

    • Rick says:

      “I support feminism. I want my daughter to have the same opportunities as men..maybe be a future president if she desires”

  29. peterike says:

    “Israel is the only democracy in the Middle East.”

    “Israel is our only ally in the Middle East.”

    “That’s just another ‘tax the rich’ scheme.”

    “I believe in liberty!”

  30. Mahdi says:

    “Look, I grew up with guns; I enjoy shooting, but…”.

    “I’m very pro-gun; at the same time, I’m all for REASONABLE gun control…”.

    “Hey, the U.S. NEEDS immigration to ensure that it continues to thrive…”.

    “We need to bring undocumented workers out of the shadows…”.

    “Establishing a path to citizenship for people who have been here and working hard will give them even more reason to contribute to the U.S.”

  31. martin says:

    “the EU will promote unity and harmony among the European nations and its peoples”. heh.

  32. Original TLM says:

    “I married up”
    “Your work-out is my warm-up” (Crossfit cuckservative)
    “Hindus make great neighbors” (Mid-west cuckservatives)

  33. “Thanks for your service.”

    • brocamel says:

      Couple days ago, I was in a gas station paying for my purchase. In front of me was a uniformed serviceman (he said he was a marine) and an old boomer. The boomer proceeded to thank the vet for his service and asked if he’d seen any action.

      The marine’s reply? “I don’t talk about that kind of stuff.” I chortled.

  34. martin says:

    you have the fame right now to use this message as an attack and maybe to change the politicians minds about things, just google for the word. refine the message, back it up with statistics and clever memes and this can go somewhere, it should be specifically about throwing political correctness out and thwarting destructive immigration policies.

    • mendozatorres says:

      I’m getting the impression it is picking up steam in that regard. And right quick too!

  35. mendozatorres says:

    There’s a pattern: First, a fact or an opinion to start the topic, quickly followed with a BUT-HOWEVER-YET and then the appeasement answer to win favor.

    Shit, that’s every pole’s MO. Obama has this down to a science.

  36. elmer says:

    Ow! This butt-plug is killing me.

  37. “Back when I used to fly the Confederate Flag l didn’t think it had anything to do with racism. “

  38. elmer says:

    Women. Proving themselves in the bedroom, in the boardroom, and on the battlefield.

  39. whorefinder says:

    “The GOP needs an alternative to Obamacare—it can’t just be a party of no.”

    “Jon Stewart has some neocon in him; he can be reasoned with.”

    “Stephen Colbert is hilarious and smart.”

    “I go on Bill Maher so we can have a dialogue with lefties. Some can be converted.”

    “Nixon was evil.”

    • pithom says:

      Nixon was responsible for affirmative action, going off any semblance of the gold standard, wage and price controls, the bombing of Cambodia, and giving technology to the Soviets. So there was quite a bit wrong with his presidency.

      • whorefinder says:

        I agree, but he was also the anti-Jewish GOP candidate—one of the reasons he was so despised was not because he was GOP, but because he specifically ran and won as the non-Jewish approved GOP candidate. Hence his obsession with Jewish media figures, and hence why his spying was trumped up so much as “evil”—Nixon’s tactics weren’t anything any other politician didn’t do, but his ascendancy threatened the Jewish ability to be kingmakers. Hence the hue and outcry.

        Plus there is the argument that he was going to wholesale dismantle the administrative state his second term, or at least bring it to heel.

        He’s no hero of mine, but casting him as a villain incarnate is laughable

      • Ripp says:

        If memory serves me he also was dirt poor growing up. Worked his way into politics.

      • Anonymous says:

        NO. POTUS IS A PUPPET. Eskimo bankers in control since 1918.

      • Anonymous says:

        Whorefinder is correct. Nixon was an outsider who won. Eskimos destroyed him using their media, like everyone else who tries to resist their communist takeover.

        History was written by those who hanged heroes. – William the Bruce

      • pithom says:

        Politics is not about policy.

      • ur says:

        Nixon was cunning as a fox I will give him that. But nah he was just another liar politician who would sell you out in a heartbeat.

      • ur says:

        Also the War On Drugs because of the hippies. Needed to look like a Law And Order type to suffice the Southern voters.

    • Rick Derris says:

      >>>“Jon Stewart has some neocon in him; he can be reasoned with.”

      Somebody on the “political right” actually said that???

  40. Philomathean says:

    “Lincoln was a Republican!”

  41. Chase says:

    Cuckservative (what are the odds this adopted child was white?

    http://www.theamericanconservative.com/dreher/a-victim-of-our-cultural-politics/

    • YIH says:

      Oh absolutely Chase, I’ve seen Rod Dreher write many of those lines – such as:
      “I stand with Israel”,“There is no room for hate and bigotry in the Republican party”,“The Confederate Battle Flag is offensive to minorities.”,“We’re all equal.”,“I’m sorry.”,“Some of my best friends are…”,“Our JuDEo-Christian heritage…”,“America is still the best country in the world…”,“Look, I grew up with guns; I enjoy shooting, but…”,“I’m very pro-gun; at the same time, I’m all for REASONABLE gun control…” and so on.
      And he is still baffled by the fact his relatives treated him with suspicion when he returned to Louisiana after all those years in NYC, DC, Philly, Dallas, Miami, LA (I think that covers them all).

      • Woodwork says:

        You’re too rough on Dreher. He realized living like an urban metrosexual was wrong and moved back where he came from, but his Christianity screws him up over and over–Christian love does not mean bending over and accepting anything shoved your way. You can see it in his articles about, say, the Confederate flag. His instincts tell him protect it, that it’s part of him, but then the poofy education and Christianity kick in and he talks himself out of it. So yeah, he’s a squishy ally, but he’s probably only one good mugging away from grokking reality.

      • Greg Eliot says:

        only one good mugging away from grokking reality.

        Excellent phrase. Tip o’ the cap on that one.

  42. whorefinder says:

    “I’m John Boehner, and this is mulatto grandson with a sub 70 IQ and a penchant for sexually molesting his classmates. His father could not be reached for comment.”

  43. Philomathean says:

    “Diversity is our strength!”

    “Rosa Parks was a brave woman!”

    “The Confederate flag belongs in a museum!”

    “Black history month is rich with gifts!”

    These cucks also “rap” if you can remember Rove’s genuflection.

  44. Mel Gibson says:

    “We have to fight the terrorists over there so we don’t have to fight them here.”

  45. thesvenster says:

    “I like chicks who hunt/fish/motocross/insert manly pastime here.”
    Conservative men now seem to have the idea that masculinizing their women is cool.

    [CH: astute. i’d file this under “the natural cuckservatism of doofus beta nerds”.]

    “Islam treats women terribly” and they say it like it is the main or even the only problem with Muslims.

    [a lot of muslim women are enforcers of islam’s draconian codes.]

    “Saving Private Ryan is a great movie.”

    “I’m 1/8 Cherokee”

    [“i have the heart of a warrior.”]

    • reakcionar says:

      I’ve met some pretty feminine girls who are into mountain biking, martial arts, fishing etc. Perhaps it’s a cultural thing, here on the Balkans women get to do stuff that is considered to be exclusively many in North America. My own mother played chess, knew how to fix a car, studied engineering etc. While you’re seeing it as a decline in culture and femininity, and it mostly is, I consider it in some cases to be a continuation of some wild countryside traits necessary for a woman who lives in wilderness.

      (Btw, having spent some time in martial arts, I’ve met about 1% of girls who are really into it, truly love it and are good at it. The rest just came for black belted cocks and getting into shape.)

  46. Mel Gibson says:

    “Sexual assault is a big problem in the military.”

    “Women* should be allowed to serve in the military if they can pass all of the same tests as men.”

    *for a bonus, include “gays and transgenders”

    • ho says:

      ““Women* should be allowed to serve in the military if they can pass all of the same tests as men.””

      That set is near zero.

      • Anonymous says:

        Eskimos weakening their own Germanic host nation’s military on purpose is not new. Nothing new under the sun.

    • elmer says:

      We need to ensure our campuses are free of sexual assault so girls can compete equally in the bedroom, in the boardroom, and on the battlefield.

  47. Marc Bahn says:

    “Heritage Not Hate!”

  48. Philomathean says:

    “John McCain is an American hero!”

    “Trump is going to kill my party!”

    “Her name is Caitlyn”

  49. Whatever says:

    I follow and receive the emails from your blog to reflect in my personal life about Manosphere, Game, Feminism, Hypergamy and the female imperative in general. I don’t follow along for conservative vs. Liberal issues as there are plenty of other places to do that. And to blindly follow along like a chump with this “cuckservative” thing I think shows weak frame among all these chumps that just blindly go along with whatever. I find it distasteful and childish to get sucked up into such nonsense. Is this what the Chateau is going to devolve down to?

    • Mel Gibson says:

      Jeb, is that you?

    • Ripp says:

      ^cuckservative in larval form

    • whorefinder says:

      F……

      A…..

      G….

      Faggot rape!

    • Greg Eliot says:

      I can’t speak for the rest of the chateau, but I myself, I assure you, feel roundly chastised.

      Your concern is duly noted.

      :duckface

    • Heretic Phi says:

      K so I wanna clue you in here.

      Distasteful or not, memes and buzzwords work. Crafting good ones is the key. Complex arguments not so much if your enemy control’s the discussion.

      Simple, cutting memes work the best. Have you ever heard some nonsense about “We all Bleed Red?” This was an extremely effective meme throughout the ’50’s, ’60’s, ’70’s and ’80’s even. It would never fly if we knew then what we knew now about Active Measures. Aware minds today would just say; “a cow bleeds red so you should $^&k it it because it’s the same as you.”

      To popularize a meme or an idea, large numbers of voices must reflect a *consistent message*. Dissidents must construct and select terminology and memes to popularize by their ability to resonate with people and strike emotional chords. Controlling the language controls the discussion, and developing the language to break dissident ideas into public awareness is necessary.

    • Whatever says:

      My point is that we come here to refine our game, our selves, our Alpha(ness). To keep our perspective in focus as we deal with the female persuasion. When I walk thru the office and I revel in the women swooning over me, or when I am out and I see a woman who quickly caught me in her sight suddenly give off ioi’s or treat the guy she’s with as a beta, its because I have learned to understand myself, to refine myself. What the hell does that have to do with what some conservative or liberal candidate says or does? Politicians always like pirates fly under false colors. They run as Republicans or Democrats because in a particular district or part of the country its what gets them elected. That’s why they get caught in the cognitive dissonance of not doing what they promise or confuse their electorate. So to see you guys waist your time on here with this leaves me shaking my head disappointed in seeing what it’s doing to you. What is one that of the rules of game. It’s to not do what everyone else does. To triangulate, to rise above. And yet what is it I’m seeing you guys doing here? Smh…I digress.

      • Greg Eliot says:

        Whether you believe it or not, you poon-slayer you, there are many hours in the day…

        … and taking a few moments out to laugh at the emperor’s bare ass in no way stops all the rest of us Lochinvars for the boudoir from curling toes with the best of ’em.

        So triangulate on this, you concern troll… and better reflect your insipid teenage girl monicker by proving you don’t truly care.

        You fairy.

      • Whatever says:

        As to my “teenage girly moniker” Whatever, …it was a reference to Burt Reynolds Frame control in Stroker Ace as he games Loni Anderson…..https://vid.me/tqdn

      • Jack Rackam says:

        When your life is destroyed by SJWs, or YOU are pushed aside by the war that is being waged against White men, (if you are White) there will be no more swooning or IOIs.

        Just don’t think about it, it will go away.

    • Whatever says:

      I can admit, even though my point was a virtuous one, your comment left me with a chuckle and an ear to ear Grin..LoL. Yes the emperor has no clothes..

    • Sean Fielding says:

      “Blindly follow…”

      Wow, such careful study has taught you all you need to know about the place of Chateau Heartiste as an opinion-maker and the CH role in the birth of this meme.

      [CH: “whatever” = concern cuck.]

  50. Anonymous says:

    I’d end it at “I’m John Boehner.”

  51. Anton says:

    “Ted Cruz really needs to tone it down”

  52. Yosef says:

    Lol.. Why do you despise Israel so much.. Simply laughable people

    • Mat690 says:

      It is odd, never could understand why people hate Jews.

      [CH: lack of self-reflection?]

      We should be aiming for civil equality in a meritocratic society that protects individual liberty, including economic liberty.

      [what’s so civil about war anyway?]

      Apparently a lot of people here think that racism and authoritarianism is the way to a better future.

      [as opposed to the future portended by a mudville polyglot and across the board declining quality of life.]

      • Lex says:

        Moron, read the Talmud and then you will know. the Talmud is held higher than the Old Testament to all of them except the Karaim/Karraites. They are fine but make up only .0001 of their population.

      • Greg Eliot says:

        Cuck you, you cucking cuck.

      • Bronson Panzercock says:

        Drop it Yosef. America gives Israel $8 million a day. Obama signed a $40 million arms deal with Israel. This idea that America, Obama, and the left are against Israel is a lie, and you know it.

        There is not a single Jew with any power and influence- politician, businessman, celebrity, or intellectual- living in the West who doesn’t fanatically support unrestricted third world immigration and anti-White legislation.

      • Bronson Panzercock says:

        Yes you do.

    • martin says:

      people here despise israel for likely two reasons. 1) they think israelis are in some way tied to western leftist elites that desire to promote their own interests at the expense of these cultures or 2) they think israel is who convinced americans under bush and some european nations to invade the middle east in order to get them to do the bidding of the jews. I don’t believe either of these is true as the western left generally despises israel including jewish people and as well I think the left did an exceptionally good job of convincing everyone that the iraq and afghanistan wars were apocalyptic calamities and that iran, an enemy of israel, is a peaceful nation. call me a colonialist. however, i will note that christian support for jews in israel is not reciprocated and that israeli’s likely resent christianity to some extent.

      • YIH says:

        ”2) they think israel is who convinced americans under bush and some european nations to invade the middle east in order to get them to do the bidding of the jews.”

        There’s your ”smoking gun”.

      • martin says:

        there were muslims way back then that urged action on saddam as well. the decision to invade iraq was made long before this video, netanyahu was simply called in to make a testimony supporting it, to sell it. the point is, israel is basically an isolated nation that receives support from the west. israel certainly does not have the power or influence to control what western governments do.

      • Jack Rackam says:

        CHUG that KoolAid, there’s a good shabbos goy.

      • Greg Eliot says:

        israel certainly does not have the power or influence to control what western governments do.

        Israel, no, perhaps not…

        The Jews who live within the nations of said western governments… ABSOLUTELY.

        You dumb goy… or are you a JIDF shill?

    • Greg Eliot says:

      Lol.. Why do you despise Israel so much.. Simply laughable people

      Then why aren’t you actually laughing, Shlomo?

      Personally, I say land belongs to whoever can hold onto it, and I applaud ANY people who wish to have their own homeland.

      But don’t play coy… Jews demand for Israel what they don’t allow in any other white nation… and do their best to upend, through PACs, MSM control, and outright corruption and intimidation… the same type of nationalistic feelings in other peoples that they consider a birthright for themselves.

      It’s called hypocrisy, and it’s a stench in the nostrils of God.

      • Moses says:

        Jews demand for Israel what they don’t allow in any other white nation… and do their best to upend, through PACs, MSM control, and outright corruption and intimidation… the same type of nationalistic feelings in other peoples that they consider a birthright for themselves.

        Exactly.

        Where is Israel’s version of the 1965 Immigration Bill, the one that Eskimos were instrumental in pushing through in the US? Where is Israel’s “diversity”?

        Oh, right. Only Jews are allowed to have an ethnic state. No one else is.

      • Yosef says:

        So you think the Jews are responsible for leftism? You’re special Gregory. The lefts number one enemy is Israel. Obama threatened to shoot down our planes if we bomb Iran and demands us to create an ISIS state in our land… The US Jewish leaders call fucking Arafat a hero of peace.. Netanyahu forbids Jews from building in Jerusalem and you think they’re all Zionists who want to take over the world.. Comedy

      • Greg Eliot says:

        Yosef, your people’s activities and tactics in the West over the past two hundred years are well-documented… don’t act like you folk are a bulwark of righteous conservatism holding the world back from the abyss, because if anything, it’s just the opposite.

        The fact that some Jews argue with other Jews is immaterial.

      • ho says:

        “Obama threatened to shoot down our planes if we bomb Iran and demands us to create an ISIS state in our land… The US Jewish leaders call fucking Arafat a hero of peace.. Netanyahu forbids Jews from building in Jerusalem and you think they’re all Zionists who want to take over the world.. Comedy”

        Imagine my suprise when Nutty Yahoo is actually a moderate by Israeli standards.

        Hell yeah you shouldn’t bomb Iran because you have no right to. Same thing with building in East Jerusalem. One could go further and say you’re occupants/invaders that would’ve been tossed in the seas had Hitler not enacted the European Baking Championships against you. So count your blessings, Shlomo.

      • Yosef says:

        Lmao all the angry nazi cyber knights here.. Bte is trump a cuckold too, a Jew is fucking his hot daughter?

      • Sean Fielding says:

        @Yosef:

        Forget the labels like ‘Left’ – below the surface, Western history for two centuries now is increasingly a battle between Jews and Aryans. This is inevitable – it’s a clash of two dominant people with very different evolutionary psychology.

        You Jews get that at some level, and the problem for both of us is that most of our people don’t get it. It’s a problem for you because you’re always worried we will wake up, and it’s a problem for us, because we’re worried we won’t wake up.

        Some of are doing our best for ‘Wachet auf, ruft ans die Stimme.’

        BTW, forget about insulting us over Ivanka. Our feelings about Trump are best summed up as ‘Use Trump, don’t let him use you.’ He and his are stepping-stones only.

      • PA says:

        SF, bad tactic, throwing an ally under the bus for reasons of conciliation with an adversary.

      • Greg Eliot says:

        Lmao all the angry nazi cyber knights here.. Bte is trump a cuckold too, a Jew is fucking his hot daughter?

        Heh, heh… here’s a new first!

        The chateau just got “Muh Dik”‘ked by a yid.

        lzlzozlzolzolzozolozozlozl

      • Sean Fielding says:

        @PA – I guess you mean I’m throwing Trump under the bus, though I can’t see how this is conciliatory to Yosef.

        OK, let’s call me ‘White Nationalists,’ call Trump ‘Trumo the populist’ and Yosef ‘Jewry.’

        In one sense, White Nationalism, lacking all but potential power, cannot throw anyone under the bus; certainly not Trump. We can psychology assure ourselves that Trump populism cannot reverse the decay of America, which decay has a racial basis. At most, he vindicates many of our believes and helps part of the world acknowledge the reality we’ve known for years. He will either lose or turn out to be largely a disappointment. The zeitgeist has a certain inexorability; not inevitable, but nearly so. I feel it’s important to prepare for that.

        I don’t see how any of this is conciliatory to Jewry. If anything, it prepares us for the day when Trump will be conciliatory to Jewry for any discreet offense he has been to them since launching his bid.

        And that IS inevitable.

    • Bronson Panzercock says:

      As long as Jews oppose White nations while supporting their own Jewish nation, I unapologetically support White nations and oppose a Jewish nation.

      • Rick says:

        Israel is like a vampire bat, and America is the big dumb cow it swoopes down onto nightly to feed on…

        1960s “Peace talks are fruitful..send more $$”
        2015: “Peace talks are fruitful..send more $$.”

      • Yosef says:

        Jews don’t care about white nations and not about black nations.. We care about our nation. We have Jews of every color so its not an issue for us… If you’re cool with us we’re cool with you and vice versa no matter if you’re white black green or purple.. The blacks in America and Europe hate Jews so for me whites can lynch them all they want..

      • Greg Eliot says:

        Jews don’t care about white nations and not about black nations.. We care about our nation.

        That’s good news, indeed… and it means we’re in full agreement, ’cause we don’t otherwise care about nonwhite and nonChristian nations ourselves… we just would like to be left alone in our white ones… and let all other peoples pursue their own unique cultures and destinies as we pursue ours.

        So…. when are you guys gonna cease and desist the MSM agitprop, political action committee bribery and intimidation, and general skullduggery in OUR lands?

        You folk care, Schlomo… you care. Wish you didn’t.

      • Bronson Panzercock says:

        “Jews don’t care about white nations ”

        Your fellow Jews disagree.

        “If you’re cool with us we’re cool with you ”

        No, you see, it’s we who are too cool with you while you aren’t cool with…while you live in our homelands, no less.

      • Moses says:

        Love the live and let live idea Yosef. We are in complete agreement there.

        But the reality is your people live in white nations and work tirelessly to make them less white and Christian. Also to make it verboten for whites to have an identity.

        Yet it’s ok for Israel to remain an ethnic state. Any questioning of that is attacked and labeled “anti-Semitic.”

        Jews of color are ok? I guess that’s why the Israeli government was injecting Ethiopian Jews with birth control drugs without their knowledge or consent.

        Black Jews are the wrong kind of Jews I guess.

  53. Dr. Savage says:

    Cuckservative:

    “People who don’t think you can install democracy are guilty of the bigotry of low expectations!”

  54. Ripp says:

    “I play in the band at my church”

    • Captain Obvious says:

      Good one.

      • Captain Obvious says:

        When I hear something like that, I imagine a dude who can play 4-part counterpoint on the organ, and then add two more voices with his left and right feet on the pedals. Or a trumpet player who can 8va the piccolo voice on the Hallelujah Chorus – and do it all on a standard trumpet, no less. And then I come to discover that it means Mike Cuckabee playing I-IV-V-IV-I chord progressions on an electric guitar.

  55. Reservoir Tip says:

    It’s not what the Cuckservative says, but what he fails to say.

    John Boehner comes to mind:

    “If anyone objects to this marriage, speak now or forever hold your peace.”

    *silence*

  56. Philomathean says:

    Fucking embarrassing:

    • Philomathean says:

      Notice the Uncle Tom buck dancing in the background… Thwack, dees shines jes lost dey mahn.

  57. Ripp says:

    “Liberals don’t have family values. Me and my 4th (nth) wife…”

  58. TLM says:

    “I married up”
    “Your work out is my warm up” (crossfit cuckservative)
    “Hindus make great neighbors” (mid west chuck derivative)

  59. “America is a proposition nation”

    “Israel is our greatest ally”

    “Latinos are the new Irish and Italians”

    “Trade deficits don’t matter”

    “What’s good for multi-national corporations is good for America”

    “We didn’t lose the Vietnam or Iraq wars”

    “If we just give Hispanics amnesty, they’ll listen to pitches for Austrian economics”

    “Nation building worked in South Korea, Germany, and Japan–and, therefore, it should work in every country in the world”

    “Saudi Arabia is a staunch ally of the United States and looks out for America’s best interest”

    “Just because life is better for the average person in Canada and Australia than the average American, we can be proud we’re not “socialist” and created companies such as Apple and Google”

    • Anon123 says:

      Its racist to build a border fence, except when Israel does it.
      Its racist to arrest illegals in internment camps, except when Israel does it.
      Its racist to deport said illegals, except when Israel does it.
      Its racist to bring up low birth rates as a concern, except when Jews do it.

      And on and on it goes. Then The Tribe wonders why people of all races seem to not like them…

      • James Blonde says:

        ‘Course that been going on for thousands of years, and Israel has existed as a country for less than one hundred, but don’t let that get in your way. Ignorant cracker…

      • Captain Obvious says:

        His mother’s precious melungeon son. All that Hebrew Day school pays off in the end.

  60. Mel Gibson says:

    “Donald Trump does not represent the GOP.”

  61. “The Europeans are socialist and America is not”

    “The Europeans don’t have children but White Americans do”

  62. whorefinder says:

    “Jim Crow was obviously wrong.”

  63. Marc Bahn says:

    “The problem is socialism!”

  64. Theropod says:

    “As Christians, we have a calling to reach out to the homosexual community and show them Christ’s love.”

  65. Martin Luther King Jr. is featured in the Rolex “Icons” ad series. He wore variously a Rolex Datejust Gold model, new ones retailing about $7,000 today, and the Daytona Model favored by Paul Newman running about $50,000. King was a Jessie Jackson / Sharpton hustler who got shot. That’s about it.

    As for Nixon, he supported Israel during the Yom Kippur War rushing re-supply. Hatred of Nixon was mostly class: he wasn’t the Harvard type. He used the general slurs about Jews common to men of his age and doubtless used by Kennedy so what. He backed Israel though as the anti-Communist play. He gave us President Carter so there’s that …

    • ur says:

      Nixon’s stance on race was a political calculation which he flip flopped on. He needed to carry the South. Interesting also is that George Wallace was the same exact way. Politicians.

  66. WRB says:

    “Not enough minorities own their own homes”

    That was an actual quote from George W. Bush!

  67. “It’s 1939 Neville Chamberlain all over again”

    “Money in politics is not an issue”

    “Without mass third world immigration, how will be pay for social security and medicare?”

    “We have a shortage of STEM workers in this country”

    “All American’s have the capability of becoming engineers if they’re properly educated”

  68. Marc Bahn says:

    “Muh Ronald Reagan!”

  69. “There are only 11 million illegal immigrants in this country. The census is to be trusted”

    “Immigrants commit less crimes than Americans”

    “Immigrants are more likely to be entrepreneurs than Americans”

    “American men need to “man up” and settle down with these whores”

    • Anthony says:

      Actually, immigrants are more likely to be entrepreneurs than Americans because they get 10 years tax free start up. That’s why you see all those convenience stores, gas stations, and motel 6/8 all owned by arabs, dot indians, and asians. There is basically no way any white male can compete with that.

      • Anon2 says:

        Anthony,

        That is not true. You will have to provide a source from the official IRS website that they get such a tax break.

        Hint : You can’t, because it is not true.

    • Rick Derris says:

      >>>“Immigrants commit less crimes than Americans”

      That drives me nuts. “Immigrants” do commit fewer crimes because “immigrants” encompasses Chinese, Vietnamese, and Indian immigrants. Their rates of violent crime are below average. The rates of violent or drug-relates crimes are above average for illegal immigrants, and of course the crime rate of illegals is already 100% because they’re breaking the law by being in the country without an entry visa.

  70. Cuckservatives are those unwilling to deal with the reality of humanity and preferring universal utopianism. This is an old, old disease of the West going back to Plato, popping up amongst Gnostics, Albigensians, Puritans, the French Revolution, Protestants, Communists, etc. Even men who should have known better like Twain were part of it. The pretty lie vs. the liberating truth.

    • YIH says:

      Good news Whiskey, you can’t be called a cuckservative:
      http://www.radixjournal.com/blog/2015/7/16/cuckservative-a-definition
      Very basically, the cuckservative is a white gentile conservative (or libertarian) who thinks he’s promoting his own interests but really isn’t. In fact, the cuckservative is an extreme universalist and seems often to suffer from ethnomasochism & pathological altruism. In short, a cuckservative is a white (non-Jewish) conservative who isn’t racially aware.

  71. Robert What? says:

    The only one I don’t get is “Liberals are the real racists”. Can someone ‘splain?

    [CH: in game parlance, cuckservatives play into the leftoid frame.]

    • PA says:

      Inept pandering. A subcategory of supplication.

    • Cool Shoes says:

      “Cities such as Detroit can become prosperous again by implementing tax credits and enterprise zones”

      • Cool Shoes says:

        Cuckservative 1992
        “Colin Powell is an excellent role model for Black Americans”

        Cuckservative 2012
        “Herman Cain is a highly moral man and well fit to lead the Unites States”

        Cuckservative 2015
        “Dr Ben Carson is highly accomplished and will make a great president “

    • ewanmacerc says:

      Cuckservatives don’t resist the core premise of the psychological attack on European peoples–that any expression of in-group loyalty among European peoples is mere raaaaacism and not legitimate. They accept the premise and attempt to turn the attack back onto liberals, often by cozying up to figures like MLK.

      • Moses says:

        In other words, they let the lefties own the frame. It’s all about framing.

        It is true, though, that lefties are racist themselves. Just look at where they live and shop. But pointing that out falls into their race frame.

      • Moses says:

        Dang just fell into the frame even by using the word “racist.” The left owns that word. Don’t touch it.

        See how it works? Insidious.

    • corvinus says:

      Various reasons.

      For example, that they’re “racist” against whites, which, while true, outs them as cuckservative since only cucks would try to use “racist” as a bludgeon rather than laugh at the term.

      Another big one is that that they support abortion, which tends to disproportionately take out black fetuses. Or keep blacks dependent upon welfare. Or support illegal immigration, which harms blacks and legal Latinos by taking their jobs.

    • martin says:

      it is clear that liberals support policies that invite massive amounts of new immigrants not because they deeply care about the plight of the poor, but because they despise the present inhabitants. every liberal policy is actually about hating some group, they are the policies of resentment, not enlightenment or compassion.

    • Sean Fielding says:

      ‘Liberals are the real racists because welfare is patronizing.’

      Sure it’s patronizing, but the Racial Right knows blacks just intrinsically love gibsmedat and the Dems gibdemdat because it’s buying their votes with White money.

      Cucks however, follow up with ‘they’ll vote GOP because we’ll get them off welfare.’ Like either will happen in this dispensation.

    • uppity redneck says:

      Not really a bad point but you won’t find the more timid cucks using it.

    • Captain Obvious says:

      RE-FRAME | SYMBOLISM | SIGNALING == “Not integration – INTEGRITY”

  72. “Wages are down, jobs are scare, healthcare and housing costs have skyrocketed, but take solace in increasing diversity, cheap electronics, protecting Lithuania and Romania’s borders, and having appliances your ancestors could only dream of”

    Damn this was fun.

    • oink says:

      “protectin easteuropean borders” that’s about 70 years too late

    • uppity redneck says:

      “Low skilled immigrant labor increases corporate productivity but has nothing to do with the the disparity between wages and productivity since the early 80s when amnesty was introduced by Ronald Reagan.”

  73. Glengarry says:

    Cuckservative anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umYnN-LXubU

    (Pretty fly for a white guy.)

  74. Balmung says:

    “I’m 1/8 Cherokee.”

    “I like chicks who hunt/fish/motocross/insert manly past time here”

    “My daughter is in the US army.”

    “Islam is evil because of how it treats women.” (Their only problem with Islam is how it isn’t feminist enough)

    “You aren’t a real American unless you like football/other nigger sport.”

    “Why are the people who talk about tolerance always intolerant of intoreance?” Shows a lot of cluelessness, though maybe not cuck.

  75. Edward says:

    OTHER EXAMPLES OF CRAZY THINGS CON-SERVE -ATE -TIVES SAY:

    Oh, those Jews, they are God’s chosen people. That is why Israel is so powerful and the Jews so rich.

    Remember, Jesus Christ was a Jew.

    If we do not stand for Israel, God will punish us.–Michele Bachman.

    Our troops fought for democracy in WW2.

    I am against illegal immigration only–legal immigration is welcome.

    All these foreigners are coming to America, because of the freedom and opportunity we offer.

    Today, Freedom was attacked (Bush talking about the police state USA after 9/11).

  76. Balmung says:

    “I’m 1/8 Cherokee.”

    “I like chicks who hunt/fish/motocross/insert manly past time here”

    “My daughter is in the US army.”

    “Islam is evil because of how it treats women.” (Their only problem with Islam is how it isn’t feminist enough)

    “You aren’t a real American unless you like football/other nigger sport.”

  77. Dan in ATL says:

    This whole cuckservative thing was funny for a few days and now it’s basically expanded to mean anything that anyone says ever. I guess the goal is to fuel the Democrats to election wins for the rest of time by breaking the right into several new parties. Great plan.

    Cuckservatives are a societal problem but now they’re being interpreted as a political/economic/foreign military policy problem? Christ, just stop. Re: “letting our sons fight in irrelevant wars”… There is nothing more cuck than letting sand niggers expand their empire worldwide.

    There’s only one issue that actually made this term evolve, and that’s immigration. That should tell you something. Open borders, gay marriage, interracial dilution. That’s cuckservatism. Banks and foreign wars? Lol wut? Cuckservatism happens on a personal and neighborhood level when a republican guy lets his daughter hang with nogs or adopts a child from Cambodia or talks about how he “out punted his coverage” when he married a 7, or is too afraid to tell his co workers that Bruce Jenner is a fucking psycho. Stop trying to make everything about Washington, that’s what Leftoids do.

    Some of you sound like some sort of Ron Paul/Al Sharpton love child with your “waaaa the jew is holding me down” tantrum.

    PS Edward Snowden is a fucking omega male and Vlad Putin is an exhibit in napoleon’s complex, come to peace with it. If they are your heroes, I’m sorry you didn’t have a father.

    • ho says:

      “There is nothing more cuck than letting sand niggers expand their empire worldwide.”

      Hasbara are getting more and more innovative.

      Avaunt, though impious fool!

      Stupid fucking cunt. (see what I did there?)

    • ho says:

      “Edward Snowden is a fucking omega male”

      Omega males don’t date gogo dancers, or anyone.

    • Greg Eliot says:

      Had to get the Jew thing in there, didn’t ya?

      Cluck away, cucksucker.

  78. Samadhi says:

    The non-aggression principle is white impotence/naivety turned into a virtue.

  79. PA says:

    “Hello, I’d like to renew my subscription to the National Review…”

    • corvinus says:

      Weekly Standard, too.

    • ur says:

      I do admit I have a stack of both laying around but I haven’t looked through them much in 2 years. Are they getting liberal like the Atlantic or something now?

      I’m really surprised that so many on here have it out for Bill Buckley the way you do as if he was some leftist idiot or something. I like to think of CH as a modern day Buckley with his uppercrust adaptive take on race realities but guess not oh well then moving on.

  80. saml says:

    from glamour: things that can make a man fall hard for you

    1. Stocking the fridge with his favorite drinks. Bonus points: Bring him back to his fraternity days by handing him a cold one as he steps out of the shower.

    2. Making him a snack after sex. It doesn’t have to be a gourmet meal—a simple grilled cheese or milk and cookies will do.

    3. Emailing him the latest online gossip about his favorite TV show. You don’t have to have a BFF at HBO. Just share applicable links from your Twitter feed and pat yourself on the back.

    4. Bragging about him to your friends, family, the stranger on the street corner—whomever. Proclamations of pride will make his chest puff out and his heart swell.

    5. Answering the door in a negligée—or, better yet, naked.

    6. Being open to what he wants to try in the bedroom and out. An open mind is attractive no matter your playground.

    7. Letting him help solve your petty work problem. Many men don’t do gossip, but they do like to fix things.

    8. Spitting out sports stats for his favorite team. Showing an interest in his favorite players will earn you points on and off the field.

    9. Making a big deal out of his favorite meal. Does he like hot dogs cut up into his boxed mac-and-cheese? Serve it on a fancy tray in bed to really see him smile.

    10. Treating his friends as well as you treat your own. If you win their affections, you’ll win his heart.

    11. Sitting side-by-side while he watches his favorite TV. It may not feel like quality time to you, but it’s the best time to him.

    12. Giving him a massage—happy ending completely optional. In fact, a foot rub works just fine.

    13. Taking him back to third grade with a gentle tease over anything from how you’ll dominate him on the basketball court to the weird way he just styled his hair.

    a woman came up with this list. not bad.

  81. Weenis says:

    “Choose life.”

  82. no says:

    “I will listen to all points of veiw except racists and jerks like Donald Trump and Putin.”

    “Islam is a religion of peace. I have no problem with peaceful Muslims even if they do support Sharia law.”

  83. Rider's Ghost says:

    “Corporations are people, my friend.”

  84. Samadhi says:

    “It’s all LBJ’s fault.”

  85. mendozatorres says:

    “[insert rebel rouse’s name] should apologize.”

  86. Edward says:

    SOME MORE

    Obama has thrown Israel under the bus (Fact: The Judaists own and operate both parties, including Obama, so they approved his Iran deal).

    I don’t care what race Jesus was, black or white, it does not matter. He is our Lord and Savior, that’s all that matters.

    Our Judeo-Christian heritage.

    I am not a racist. I will admit there are some areas in which blacks are way better than whites, such as in music and sports, but….

    My mother used to tell me it is not a black man’s fault that God made him black (Jesse Helms).

    If we don’t fight them there, we will have to fight them here (Fact: We won’t have to fight them here either, if we don’t give all these 3rd world aliens and terrorists visas).

    “I don’t think anybody in this room is against legal immigration, is there?” –A Republican candidate during the 2008 Presidential debate, don’t recall his name, maybe Guiliani. Fact: With over a million green cards being given out, and 3 million legal immigrants each year, legal immigration is A HUGE PROBLEM and all immigration needs to be banned completely, by this country, which is the 3rd most populous nation on earth.

    I believe in bipartisanship (–John McCain). Fact: The Democrats tell Repubs to go to hell, destroy the country and you want to give in to them?

    • Captain says:

      Belly laughs at this one. Though this pic would be more fitting for any European country than America.

  87. Rider's Ghost says:

    “Corporations are people, my friend”

  88. Frank Rizzo says:

    America is a proposition nation.

  89. Joel P. says:

    “Affirmative action is bad for blacks.”

    “Abortion is black genocide!”

    “Gay marriage is a natural conservative value.”

    “Our men and WOMEN in the military…”

    “Only sexists are against women’s suffrage.”

    “The Democratic party is the new plantation.”

    “Republicans supported Civil Rights.”

    “We the People…”

    “The Iraq surge was a success.”

    “The Nazis were liberal progressives.”

    “America is an idea.”

    “MLK was a conservative.”

    “I don’t see race.”

    “#cuckservative is racist!”

  90. Frank Rizzo says:

    All men are created equal.

  91. elmer says:

    Te-Nahesi Coates is a powerful writer, but we need to ensure that every child black or white can believe in America.

    • Damncrackers says:

      Dear God. Is there no worse writer than Te-Nahesi Coates? Now, we are all supposed to believe he’s better than Tolstoy, according to one reviewer. Remember, they are going to make your children read his book in schools all over America.

  92. Singlebass says:

    Exhibit A from the worst of the worst :

    “Illegal immigration is an act of love.”

    Jeb Bush

  93. Frank Rizzo says:

    Free trade makes everyone better off.

  94. Opus says:

    “Of course there can be no possible objection to Gay Marriage”
    “England is a nation of Immigrants”
    “Black men cannot find work in the Professions”
    “There is nothing in The Bible about Bishops so there can be no objection to Women Bishops”
    “I don’t care if my wife does have a lover”

  95. Frank Rizzo says:

    “Si, Columba”

  96. tacomaster2 says:

    “beauty is in the eye of the beholder”
    “all models are anorexic!”
    “it’s not healthy to be so thin!”

    http://video.foxnews.com/v/4377436826001/plus-size-model-my-beauty-is-attainable/?intcmp=hpvid1#sp=show-clips

  97. Frank Rizzo says:

    “I just called my opponent to concede…”

  98. PA says:

    It just occurred to me that every single applause line by a GOP candidate in debates and nomination acceptance speeches since 1996 is Shit Cuckservatives Say.

  99. jr says:

    Adding 10-20 million new workers to the labor force will have absolutely no effect on the supply curve for labor. (Or words to that effect.)

  100. ho says:

    Muh liberal plantation.

  101. Ripp says:

    Stepping back from the satire for a moment, the acknowledgement of the ‘cuckservative’ meme is a milestone of the decline.

    It’s essentially a marker that liberal cult-marx ideology has infiltrated so far into the ‘opposition’ that the distinction of which is no longer clear.

  102. […] commentators at Chateau Heartiste are having a field day with the “Shit Conservatives Say” list, adding their own colorful variations to this new meme. You know you are talking to a […]

  103. Mel Gibson says:

    “ALL lives matter.”

    “I’m sorry.”

  104. big man says:

    A number of you commenting here are just left-leaning snivelers who hate ACTUAL conservatism as well as “cuckservatives”. A person saying “Socialism is the problem!” is not wrong, nor a “cuckservative”, for example. A person saying “Socialism is wrong, but of course the government should do things to help the less fortunate, because I’m a compassionate conservative” is a “cuckservative”. See the difference?

    With that in mind, the typical premptive-surrender, limp-wristed cuckservative phrases are these:

    Islam is the religion of peace.
    The GOP needs to be more inclusive.
    We are a nation of immigrants.
    Mexicans are natural conservatives.
    ANY statement that promotes”diversity”
    The GOP shouldn’t be the party of “no”
    We are going to reach across the aisle/engage in bipartisanship
    My good friends in the Democrat party

    • tteclod says:

      How about, “My good friends in the Republican party.”

    • Marc Bahn says:

      A politician like Bush or Clinton has no problem saying “Islam is a religion of peace”, but your average Republicuck voter would never say it. He’s scared to death that Moslems are taking over the world and that Sharia law is about to be installed in Nebraska.

      Your average Republicuck voter also believes that socialism is the problem. It makes as much sense as “guns cause crime” but he believes one and not the other.

      Eh?

    • Imass says:

      What cucks mean is socialism is the problem, not race. “The problem with Detroit is democrat leadership”.

      That’s why they are cuckservatives.

  105. Northern Minnesota Boy says:

    “What’s good for business is good for America”

    Lol

  106. Raskolnikoff says:

    The rich need tax cuts because they create jobs.

    Deficits don’t matter.

    Tariffs would start a trade war.

    Environmental ltigation works better than regulation.

    The Civil War was about slavery.

    Reagan won the Cold War.

    Single mothers need our help.

    We should judge people by the content of their character.

  107. Mel Gibson says:

    “I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you… now watch this drive.”

  108. Frank Rizzo says:

    “We’re all God’s children.”

  109. Frank Rizzo says:

    “All life is sacred.”

  110. Frank Rizzo says:

    “…Munich…”

  111. Anthony says:

    “Obama is just like Hitler”

  112. Anthony says:

    “Hillary Clinton is just like Hitler”

  113. brian t says:

    Everything on this page: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/rev-dr-john-c-dorhauer/an-open-letter-to-white-m_b_7857790.html

    Surprised it hasn’t been disembowelled on CH already: I can only conclude that you have more sense than to go anywhere near HuffPoFace

    • elmer says:

      Agree it deserves a post.

      “Rev. Dr. John C. Dorhauer

      President of the United Church of Christ, author of two books, Doctorate in White Privilege, Shalom Award recipient for peace commitments”

      He begins :

      Dear White Men,

      You are persons of privilege…

  114. ChicagoRefugee says:

    “I don’t have ‘white interests.’ I have the Constitution.”

    • uppity redneck says:

      Funny because whites created it.

    • bw says:

      “I don’t have ‘white interests.’ I have the Constitution.”

      Says the Carpetbagger, Copperhead, and parasite, coattail riding slut.

  115. Frank Rizzo says:

    “Marriage is the union of one man and one woman.”

  116. Jack Dorcol says:

    “Heteronormative”.

  117. uppity redneck says:

    “Women are smarter than men they just were always bullied by men.”

  118. Frank Rizzo says:

    “I believe in a colorblind society.”

  119. uppity redneck says:

    Rick Perry once stated that one doesn’t have a heart if he is not for the dream act.

    Also using “he or she” instead of the correct way of just “he.”

  120. Frank Rizzo says:

    “I’m sorry.”

  121. no says:

    I never could make my overbearing overweight wife squirt but that Sambo fellow sure can

  122. Frank Rizzo says:

    “Welcome to your new family, Nomalanga.”

  123. Anthony says:

    “feminazi” when there were no feminists in national socialist Germany. Seriously people, give Germany a fucking break. They haven’t been a sovereign state since 1945.

  124. Frank Rizzo says:

    “I forgive you.”

  125. Frank Rizzo says:

    “Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth.”

    • Reservoir Tip says:

      +1

    • Greg Eliot says:

      Try not to diss Christ, there’s a good fellow…. for YOU may be the next one flying headforemost out of the temple.

      “Meek” is not what you think it means in that context… He speaks of the proud and haughty in knowledge and power, such as the Pharisees and Sanhedrin… pride often goes before a fall, and hubris is a time-honored red flag… even before the time of Christ.

      One of these days you no faith antiChristian clowns are going to learn not to use Scripture against the faithful, because in your lack of faith, you don’t really understand the own words you’re attempting to use against others, and you invariably get hoisted by your petard.

      Now avaunt, ere you’re rebuked a second time.

  126. “Without immigrants, we couldn’t have housemaids, landscapers, or ethnic food!”

    • Greg Eliot says:

      In all fairness, I have it on good authority that, south of the border, the dishes are piling up and the lawns are going to the dogs.

    • Anthony says:

      “Multiculturalism is awesome because I like mexican and chinese food.”

      • Anthony says:

        and it’s funny because most of them don’t know that these mexican and chinese restaurants catch everything from stray dogs and cats to rats in their kitchen and pass that stuff off as chicken and beef.

      • YIH says:

        What’s even funnier is ‘Mexican’ and ‘Chinese’ food in the American Empire is about as accurate as calling Pizza Hut ‘Italian cuisine’

    • no says:

      Most of these guys on here are atheists

  127. Marc Bahn says:

    “McCarthyism”

  128. Abortion is racist because 50% of black babies are aborted.

  129. Frank Rizzo says:

    “September 22, 1862

    By the President of the United States of America:

    A Proclamation….”

  130. Hammer of God says:

    The Snowden/Putin shit doesn’t belong on the list, because Snowden really is a traitor even if he also performed a great public service and dreaming of a foreign conqueror kicking your ass is pretty much textbook cuck behavior.

    • Marc Bahn says:

      George Washington swore an oath of loyalty to the British Crown, then broke it. Was he a traitor? More so than Snowden, methinks, who took seriously that stuff about enemies foreign and domestic.

      As for Putin, the fact that he is NOT a foreign conqueror kicking anyone’s ass while the average cuck believes he is, is why it belongs on this list.

  131. Marc Bahn says:

    “My father (or grandfather) personally inspected the gas chambers at Dachau. Then he liberated Auschwitz.”

  132. Marc says:

    One mustn’t say “cuckservative,” according to New Republic Senior Editor Jeet Heer. Because … vileness … and white male sexual anxiety before the all-powerful black male …

  133. circling hours says:

    “Oh yeah? And where exactly did she GO to law school again?”

    “In this information age, just about any knowledge being a click away…”

    “Tyrants in any field are a dime a dozen; integrity like Steve Jobs exemplified is rare.”

  134. corvinus says:

    OT: In regards to this phenomenon:

    Spot the Alpha

    I can extend it to Facebook. Girls who are indifferent to me will unfriend me routinely, especially if I attempt a move on them, but I have (so far) two data points demonstrating that girls who completely blow up at me don’t unfriend me. (Even though in the earlier case, she had declared she would be doing so “immediately”… she didn’t. I had to do it.)

  135. Animal Mother confronts a cuck:

    “At least he died for a good cause”

    “What cause is that?”

    “Freedom”

  136. Coldwarvet says:

    Many cuckservatives are also FUDDS: “I’m for the right to keep and bear arms, but I don’t see why anyone NEEDS an assault weapon.”

  137. ewanmacerc says:

    If you’re upset at the term “cuckservative,” you might be a cuckservative.

  138. chris says:

    h/t @ThornLockerson:

    My father’s grave
    my daughter’s womb
    Please take them both
    and seal my tomb.

    That is fucking good. That’s a chant that easily rivals and beats

    “We’re here, we’re queer, blah blah blah.”

    Or

    “Whose streets, our streets, whose streets our streets.”

    It is a poetic comeback that can easily be used to dismiss a cuckist argument or opponent.

  139. Amasius says:

    “They said the same thing about the Irish and Italians back in the day!”

    “Jews look white to me!”

    • Rick Derris says:

      >>>“They said the same thing about the Irish and Italians back in the day!”

      That is indeed a weak statement. The Irish and Italians came in legally. The Italians learned English. Both groups assimilated into American culture. They didn’t demand affirmative discrimination, allege “micro-aggressions,” or scream about XYZ-ophobia.

      [CH: and furthermore, it’s a leftoid equalist myth that “they” said “the same thing” about the irish and italians back in the day.”]

  140. Ram32 says:

    A part of me thinks Trump is a Republican Party experiment. Testing the waters with a white, proud alpha male while maintaining plausible deniability. If Trump crashed and burned they would publicly laugh and say “good he was just a sideshow”.

    If I’m wrong at least the pussy-right has learned that voters want a confident man who doesn’t apologize for anything.

    • Someone mentioned it earlier and I agree, having considered it a while back:

      Trump is running subterfuge to for Cruz. You get to test, literally field test ideas, see what works, see what doesn’t. The Cruz camp is adjusting accordingly. He and Trump might have a nod-and-a-wink agreement; neither sufficiently trusting the other, but each using the other for their goals.

      They know the other cucks will bash Trump for his statements, so no need really to find out what Ted Cruz thinks; enough have taken the bait. Wait and see how it all plays out to the masses. Rinse and repeat.

      This is the first time I’ve enjoyed the lead up just to a damn nomination. These next 16 months will be off the wall crazy. A thriller, even. Who’s bad!?

      • whorefinder says:

        Cruz don’t get my vote, because the asshat was so stupid that he forgot to register the website in his own name. tecruz.com (go there) was registered by a lefty who uses it gleefully to broadcast lefty b.s. all day.

        Such an obvious thing, and given Cruz’s long road into politics, he should have done it years ago. Such an obvious, detailed oversight missed makes me not trust him on anything. Yes, I am serious. If he can’t be smart enough to register his own dang name before he embarks on a political career, wtf else is he going to accidentally miss?

        Give me Bernie Sanders and America in flames before another moron cuckservative who can’t pay attention to details.

        Cruz rape!

      • whorefinder says:

        Ted Cruz forgot to register his url http://t.co/56HKv78EVc

        — Peter Tschann (@thepetergrimm) April 12, 2015

      • mendozatorres says:

        Lovely rant! BON!

      • ur says:

        Ah yes. Bernie Sanders. The National Socialist. There we have it, whorefriender.

      • ur says:

        Cruz is pretty weak assed on legal immigration. He wants everbody here as long as they are legal.

    • Regular John says:

      Trump is allowed airtime because he is the kosher media’s proof that a such a brash and impudent goy is unelectable.

  141. ewanmacerc says:

    If you’re the Speaker of the House and cry during an interview, you might be a cuckservative.

    If you’re the Speaker of the House, and cry ROUTINELY, and marry your daughter to a Rastafarian … we might have to create separate terminology for you.

    • ewanmacerc says:

      http://thehill.com/video/in-the-news/249308-boehner-gets-emotional-in-golf-channel-interview

      If you’re a Republican presidential candidate and admit your feelings were hurt by Donald Trump’s remarks on immigration, there’s no might–you’re a fucking cuckservative.

      http://www.breitbart.com/immigration/2015/07/27/jeb-bush-tells-msnbc-in-spanish-trumps-immigration-comments-hurt-him/

      [CH: i’d sooner vote for hillary than these loathsome manlets.]

      • James Blonde says:

        Well, the Hildabeest IS more of a man than half of them, dig?

      • anonymous says:

        Hillary supports the left violating every one of the rights guaranteed in the first amendment, even freedom of association. She was all over forcing private Christian business to cater fag weddings, which violates both their First Amendment right of freedom of association as well as their 13th Amendment right against involuntary servitude.

        What’s even worse, is that she is actually ignorant of just how wrong she is, despite supposedly being a lawyer.

        The very fact that we are talking about Hillary as president, or any of these other pieces of garbage, is beyond depressing, and is conclusive proof that the country has been lost.

        The government does not operate under anything close to what the Constitution requires.

        Let’s look at cuck from a perspective that I explained to a buddy the other day. Here is absolute proof that those who control my government do not work for me.

        As everyone knows, throughout all of human history, it is the men’s job to protect the society, and it’s women and children. If an invading tribe wins, the conquerors will kill all of the men and take the women as their sex slaves/wives, and as CH has explained with links to science, the women do not mind all that much. That’s just nature and hypergamy. I should not have to say this here, but if any retarded libtards are reading, no, of course I am not saying women want to be raped. But the very fact that our situation today includes a lot of miscegenation, thanks to the Eskimos, proves that women will mate with whatever alpha is in front of them.

        Now, apparently, due to modern weapons and such, the United States cannot (at least until very recently) be defeated by conventional war and invasion.

        We essentially rule the world, and if our government actually worked for the (still) majority white men who made this country great, the following would be the immigration policy:

        All women from Eastern Europe, Western Europe, Northern Europe, and Latin America who want to come here, may come here, and they receive automatic permanent residency (not citizenship). No men may come here, for any reason, ever. We literally have the ability to “conquer all neighboring tribes and take their women” in reverse, without physically going anywhere. The women will come here, and they want to come here, to find a white American husband.

        Here is where CH might disagree (with my appreciation for Hispanic women). The South American women who come here do not commit violent crimes (they are sometimes forced to or are associated with Mexican gangs in California). What do they do? They work as maids, while being sweet and often pretty, and are nice to white men. It’s the brown and black men who commit the violent crimes and add nothing to society.

        If we let all of the European and South American women who want to come here do so, there would be more sweet, feminine women for the betas to pick from to be wives and mothers, and this would put pressure on our (now ruined) American women to shape up their act — and act and look like women again. It’s a win win.

        We literally could do this under current interpretations of the Constitution. No reason the government could not conclude that this would promote marriage and family, which is good for kids and society; it already has.

        Instead, a very pretty, sweet woman from Eastern Europe (whose country was destroyed by Eskimo Soviets from 1945 until 1989, by the way), finds it very difficult to be here, but our government literally drops 50,000 African men in Minnesota, on purpose, and lets a million African men come here every year.

        Not one African man has ever invented anything. Not one has been a computer programmer. This is our country, or it’s supposed to be, and we can choose who we let emigrate here, just as Japan, India, and Israel do. Yet the Eskimos who control our government have been working every day to destroy us.

        Fifty million pretty European women, who are sweet and feminine, want to come here to marry a white American man, but very few are allowed to come here. I’m not even talking about mail-order bride stuff. They would find a husband naturally. What they do when they first get here is the following:

        1. work as cleaning ladies
        2. never commit a single crime
        3. look cute or beautiful as the case may be, adding beauty to our lands
        4. act like ladies, treating everybody with kindness.

        The same cannot be said of African or Mexican men, on average, and at least not to the same 100% batting average extent.

        Now under my proposal, many women will not come here if they have to leave their fathers and brothers behind. That’s fine; they are good women to stay with their men back home. But many will come, and they will either be wives or they will push or American women to shape up.

        So I know that my government does not work for me. We are about as free as the 13th century Scottish were, as depicted in the movie Braveheart. We even have prima noctae being done to our women, as GBFM has explained, except instead of just one night with the government’s agent, our women have about 2,000 such nights with 100 different “lords”.

        It is sad to see so many of you so excited about the upcoming elections. Whites are STILL (for now) a majority in this country. A political candidate should be able to run on an openly “racist” platform and win; that is what the majority wants and everybody knows it’s true. But such a candidate would be “David Duke’d” (destroyed) by the Eskimo media in an instant, of course.

        The Eskimos told us what they were going to do. They don’t hide it. They said a long time ago that owning the media would be one of their major weapons.

  142. Corey says:

    The Cuckservative-in-Chief:

    [CH: the cuckservative shiv predates the trumpening. but as the disingenuous shitlib you are you knew that already.]

    • ho says:

      Fuck off, shill.

      • tteclod says:

        Sometimes, it doesn’t pay to hope. Sometimes, there is no hope.

        [CH: trump was never the anti-cuckservative. trump was the *catalyst* that vaulted the cuckservative meme into the public consciousness, because he actually had the balls to say stuff that chapped the hide of so many ankle-biting “””conservatives”””.]

      • Greg Eliot says:

        The fact that Trump is allowed to have any voice at all, such as it is, should come as no surprise that he toes the line on the REAL important issues.

      • corvinus says:

        The fact that Trump is allowed to have any voice at all, such as it is, should come as no surprise that he toes the line on the REAL important issues.

        Meh… he’s the closest thing to being both a Jizzrael-supporter AND an America-supporter. Lately, all we’ve been getting are pure Jizzrael-supporters.

      • Greg Eliot says:

        A fair point… and ‘though he’s got a few strings tied to the puppet masters, we’re still enjoying his current play.

  143. Hosswire says:

    “America is a nation of immigrants.”

  144. Rick Derris says:

    “My friend, Senator Ted Kennedy.”

  145. Imperial Leather says:

    Cuckservative = political malingerers, males who can only get approval from the Cuckoldcrats by joining the Cuckedricans

  146. DirkJohanson says:

    Shit #cuckservatives say: one girl wants to be a prostitute when she grows up.

  147. Gx1080 says:

    From El Jebo:

    “I was hurt hearing somebody speaking in such a vulgar fashion.”

    http://www.breitbart.com/immigration/2015/07/27/jeb-bush-tells-msnbc-in-spanish-trumps-immigration-comments-hurt-him/

    You can’t make this shit up.

    • Greg Eliot says:

      That’s as old as antiMcCarthyism…

      “Senator, at long last, have you no sense of decency?”

  148. Anon2 says:

    The Economist : African Immigration to the US rising rapidly.

    We’re Fuuuuuuuuucked…

    The least civilizable group of all is the one now specifically being imported..

  149. BAM says:

    If you appease for what you think is “peace”… you might be a cuck.

    If you feel first, (“an act of love” is a feeling) then think second (illegal immigration is cool)…. you might be a cuck.

    If you believe White people should just lower their status so others will love them… you might be a cuck.

    If you think that seeking approval of a group is “a stand you take”…. you might be a cuck.

    If you are confused between “hate/vitriol/tone” and “it’s just somebody’s opinion” you might be a cuck.

    If you accept the frame of victim (“I’m offended”), further accept the frame of bully (“The rebuke”), then apologize…. you might be a cuck.

  150. Henry himbeere says:

    You are calling us to be radically different than anyone around. You are calling us to be like ancient! Testosterone. It is important to realize how few models there are, so look inward. And find a good leader. TheThe instinct to find a good leader must be inborn in all of us. It serves a purpose/ its how armies are led, presuming a good leader and a worthy war (sigh). Caring about daughters wombs. Do daughters (and racial brethren) still do that? The hard part is that we need brains AND heart AND balls AND others like us. Charge. As far as brains is concerned (I.e. savy) I’m reading “winning through intimidation”. Check it out.

    Sad fact. Most cuckservatives are simply in an intimidating position (trump excepted) and also don’t forget killing Kennedy, maybe Patton, also a conspiracy theorist told me once the soob to be ex powers threatened perots family and then he imploded. I don’t know but I do know why the fuhrer created the S.A. in the first place. And they tried to assassinate him too. These issues are high stakes guys. The powers pull no stops. At least some of them give zero fucks. If they played all their same games, except assassination, and Kennedy and maybe Patton lived, the world we live in might be significantly different, and less full of cuckservatives. But it is anyway a battle fur each individual’s heart and mind/brain and balls. They can lose you, you can see to it. Buchanan the great, that’s St Patrick to you, said this nation needs not a great reformer alone but a new saint Paul. Let’s send down our taproots deep. Let’s tap into the unfathomed powers of our brains and heart(iste)s and balls, each and every one of us. It doesnt even matter in fact if we’re doing so in regards to the political. Success is never wasted. If trump wasn’t great at business and deal making, he’d never be in the position he’s in to make a difference. So lets start tap dancing, be it odins or thor’s or freyda’s day

  151. markpower49M says:

    But then I’d look like the world’s loser race.

  152. Ripp says:

    blacks assemble in a public space. Then get mad that a reporter is reporting and harass him.

    imagine if the races were reversed.

    http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=b91_1438047783

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  154. Rob says:

    “George Wallace was a Democrat!”

  155. Rob says:

    Cucks say the darnedest things.

  156. Rob says:

    “¡Somos todos americanos!”

  157. Ripp says:

    Beepity boop bop puddin pop

  158. Amasius says:

    “We all bleed red!”

    • Greg Eliot says:

      PUA-cuckservative variation:

      “It’s all pink on the inside.”

      • Anon2 says:

        So Greg Eliot is against PUA/Game too?

        This cements his status as a faggot.

      • Greg Eliot says:

        I’m against race-mixing, you pismire. DUH!

      • Greg Eliot says:

        And the only thing cemented around here is going to be your flapping yap, once I get ahold of yer lame hide.

      • Anon2 says:

        Of course you want to get a hold of my ‘hide’.

        You are a faggot, and touching my skin is a fantasy you lust after.

        I can send you a video of my colonoscopy, if you would like. You will only have to pay me $1500 for it.

      • corvinus says:

        Project much, Strapon2?

      • Greg Eliot says:

        Keep flappin’ that maw of yours from the safety of your keyboard, eunuch jelly, thou.

        Just admit you were wrong about my previous “all pink” remark and move on, rather than projecting your homoerotic fantasies onto me.

        Barring that, come get one in the yarbles… if’n ya got any, stinking billy goat.

      • Anon2 says:

        Nice of Corv-anus to whiteknight for his boyfriend.

        But the fact remains, Greg E (and now Corv-anus) are faggots.

      • Greg Eliot says:

        Heh, heh… Strapon2, that’s rich… and apt.

        +1 to the corvinus… got the enemy eatin’ crow. lzlzlz0zlz0z0zl0zl

      • Greg Eliot says:

        Strapon2 never had a bro step up for him and cover his back… so of course, like all the other South Park dweebs that litter the chateau with that same ol’ same snark, he’s gotta start in with the homoerotic projections.

        (((shakin’ mah haid)))

  159. tteclod says:

    “For far too long, this issue (ed: faggots in the Boy Scouts) has divided and distracted us,” said the Boy Scouts’ president, former Defense Secretary Robert Gates. “Now, it’s time to unite behind our shared belief in the extraordinary power of Scouting to be a force for good.”

  160. PA says:

    1992: “muh Colin Powell”
    2004: “muh Ayaan Hirsi Ali”
    2014: “muh Bobby Jindal”

    The point being a cuckservative needs to have his vaguely non-liberal opinions validated by a non-White. In ordinary people, this is most often manifested by posting videos on FB with titles such as “Brilliant black man slams Obama.”

    • Jimorbid says:

      Yes, so true! I hear a lot of the rank and file Republicans I know say “I’m really leaning towards [Ben Carson] [Herman McCain] [other black politician].

      I haven’t read the whole thread yet, but Republicans often sport boners for Thomas Sowell (who can’t even get tenure) and Clarence Thomas.

  161. Ang Aamer says:

    I had a thought last night after hearing yet another female friend complain about all the “mamma’s boys” she has been dating.

    Cuckservative race denial is the same as beta boy sex denial.
    Everyone KNOWS these little PC pussies will live in white bread neighborhoods. Just like everyone KNOWS these mamma’s boys want sex.

    It’s the fact they can’t admit the truth that makes people despise their deceptive behavior. Many people that I do business with internationally are gleefully amused when US leaders talk about win-win diplomatic or trade deals. They know what the world knows. There are winners and losers in every deal. But the most despicable loser is the loser who deludes himself into thinking he’s a winner. Like the Beta boy who sincerely believes his incel behavior is somehow noble. It’s not nobility that they are displaying. It just pathetic denial of losing.

  162. oink says:

    “endangered species”

  163. Col Trautman says:

    “He married a foreigner because he wasn’t good enough for an American girl”

  164. Bateful Higot says:

    “My message is simple: Be‬ optimistic about America. Embrace our pluralistic society. And don’t let these vile goddamn racists pollute our message.”

    “I think it’s fair to say that we on the center-right have been defending ourselves and our movement against charges of racism for so long that we’ve forgotten that, well, our side has some racists.”

    You will never see a relevant left-side journalist make the same statements about marxists.

  165. TLM says:

    “I think it’s great the Arizona Cardinals hired the first female NFL coach”

  166. PA says:

    muh alma mater Div 1 football team

  167. “Nuclear talks with Iran is like marching Israel to the ovens.”

  168. zionistsockpuppet says:

    I don’t know how you can’t admire the heroism of the Israeli people and the nobility of their cause. They have created the nationalistic state (a concept that you claim to admire). Is it the trope of envy of Jewish success? Sure looks like it.

    They are not communist agitators, but hacking out a homeland in a hostile territory where they defend your Holy Land against impossible odds. Would you do the same? I think not.

    While you hide behind your keyboards, they walk in the line of sniper fire and stones from an implacable enemy. What you claim to say in words, they do in deeds.

    • oink says:

      It’s da freaking eskimos, brother, not Israeli Jews.
      .
      Beyond Israel giving refuge to the occasional rapist/scamster eskimo, there is no bone to pick.
      .
      Well, there is the genocide of Arab Christians, but that’s a Poz-Saudi-zhyd effort, singling out Israelis would be unfair.

    • Greg Eliot says:

      Look, Schlomo, it’s been stated dozens of times that we respect any people striving for their own homeland… and land belongs to whoever can hold it.

      But your ilk throughout the West upend all other nations’ efforts to have a homeland for THEIR own folk… with a chutzpah that surpasses the bravery seen at Roarke’s Drift.

      But on the subject of Israel, a tip o’ the cap on their desire for a homeland… I’d tip the ten gallon, but only for those whose struggles are not done on our dime, and with useful goyim idiots doing much of their dirty work outside the borders for them.

      It’s easy to be brave when you know you’re gonna get backed up by the world’s richest stooge… in money, military expertise, and information.

      Now give that shoulder of yours a rest before you hurt it patting yourself on the back.

  169. Squibby says:

    “I would be proud to have a (half) black grandkid”

  170. Corvo says:

    The media are going after Trump with a new line of attack based on …..

    ….
    … wait for it …

    rape!

    You can’t make this stuff up, folks.

    • PA says:

      At this point, given the dissatisfaction of core America, the only thing that would derail Trump would be his going soft or backtracking on his earlier bold moves.

    • The Straw That Stirs the Drink says:

      Yeah – Ivana is officially an Alpha Widow… Yet another reason to vote Trump.

      WSJ “The initial comment by Mr. Trump’s attorney came in response to a story that delved into published allegations by Ivana Trump. She said her husband had sex with her during a fight that made her feel “violated,” and the allegation was included in a deposition in divorce proceedings between the couple, according the the Daily Beast. Ms. Trump later distanced herself from the remark, and her former husband denied any allegations of violence toward her.

      In her own statement Tuesday, Mrs. Trump said: ”I have recently read some comments attributed to me from nearly 30 years ago at a time of very high tension during my divorce from Donald. The story is totally without merit. Donald and I are the best of friends and together have raised three children that we love and are very proud of. I have nothing but fondness for Donald and wish him the best of luck on his campaign. Incidentally, I think he would make an incredible president.””

    • Greg Eliot says:

      This should be good… now I’ll guess we’ll see if he’s a guy that truly doesn’t take it lying down.

      I feel sorry for the accuser unless she’s got a video tape, at least three witnesses, and irrefutable signs of a beating.

      • Greg Eliot says:

        My comment posted before I read the post about the alleged rape of Ivana.

        Nevermind.

      • Thoroughbred says:

        And you wanna know how Alpha Trump is? Ivanna just endorsed him. Says they are the best of friends. Alpha widow all the way. Holy smokes.

  171. Bernie says:

    National Review’s Michael Potemra on election night 2008:

    “I ask a rhetorical question: Can we McCain voters, without embarrassment, shed a tear of patriotic joy about the historic significance of what just happened? And I offer a short, rhetorical answer.

    “Yes, we can.”

  172. ur says:

    “Elections have consequences.”

  173. Hugh Jenniks says:

    “I think the citizenship test has been passed. I believe the president was born in the United States.” -Cuck Romney

  174. BS Inc. says:

    “The Civil War ended the question of secession.”

  175. Edward P says:

    I’ve been reading your blog but starting to realize you’re a bit of a racist. So think you need to re-think your blog posts before you alienate readers …

  176. The Straw That Stirs the Drink says:

    Clearly time new economic policies were put in place…

  177. duderino says:

    – Appears on the Daily show and expects a fair hearing
    -Has a NYTimes subscription. (or almost any paper)
    -Is afraid of being divisive. (as rainbow lights shine on the White House.)

    The surest cuckservative sign? Wanting to be liked by your enemies. Why else engage with them? You’d have to be an idiot to believe that liberals are going to argue in good faith.

    Ex- Jon Stewart to Jim Demint: South Carolina is a net drain on America’s tax base!
    Translation: Lets see If I can goad you into saying the wrong thing about race in SC.

    Stewart, by the way, has recently been outed as a frequent visitor to the white house.

  178. PA says:

    I can’t WAIT for an opportunity to say “Mike Cuckabee” lollzz!!

  179. Seen today at ace.mu.nu: “Discrimination on the basis of race, religion, national origin, sex, and sexual orientation is abhorrent.”

    Pathetic.

  180. Benny Profane says:

    “I’m a fiscal conservative and social liberal.”

    • mendozatorres says:

      Lovely! Heard two idiots at work talking about this. I love hearing people spout their political opinions in a general fashion so as to come off as intelligent.

      The other day, was watching the news at work, lady comments that if Trump wins, she’s moving to Canada. I don’t take the bait and say, “Is that right?”

      That was the end of that conversation. Glad she didn’t ask for my opinion. I still need my job.

  181. “Some of my best friends are black.” Cuckservative circa Mad Men era.

  182. JenkPac Shakur says:

    The white race needs to smarten up and leave the Jared Taylors, Donald Trumps and ramzpauls behind. Cuckservatives are the enemy just as much as the Jew parasite. We need a race based brand new political party that excludes Jews like Greece’s Golden Dawn.

  183. Beautiful Truths Ignored says:

    I’ll try to salvage some of these:

    I’m all for legal immigration – in accordance with the 1924 quotas.
    “LIEBRULS” are the real racists – see Kevin MacDonald’s Culture of Critique for complete details.
    America is free and safe thanks to our troops – who served under the command of Andrew Jackson.
    Family values don’t stop at the Rio Grande – but they do begin to deteriorate.
    I stand with Israel – when she calls for the Jews to leave Europe.

  184. corvinus says:

  185. eyeslevel says:

    “Israel for Jews, white countries for everybody.”

  186. Xavier says:

    No doubt we have some issues here in the US, but I find it funny how some European douche bags are calling the US out. Europe is as much of a shit hole if not more. Great companies start here … Tesla, Space X, Facebook . Whatever your opinion of the new companies, theyre changing the world.

  187. Rob says:

    “You should see my cute grandkids – our family get-togethers are like the United Nations!”

  188. Rob says:

    “Give them amnesty and make them swear allegiance to the Constitution.”

  189. Rob says:

    “I believe first and foremost in a strong military”.

  190. Rob says:

    “Hillary Clinton has seduced more women than Jeb Bush.” (OK, not realistic, no cuck would dare say that).

  191. Colonel Trautman says:

    Stuff Cuckservatives say;

    “I do”

  192. Reader says:

    One of my favorite cuck / cuckservative pics:

  193. TLM says:

    “But the public school I send my kids to is one of the good ones”

  194. Anonymous says:

    “Claim it’s un-Christian to stop non-Christians from immigrating to the U.S.”

    Claim it’s un-Christian to let Christians immigrate to Israel.

  195. Guest says:

    “I’m no racist. I wore a matching gray tux when I gave my daughter away to a vibrant, immigrant laborer with a drug problem.

    Plus, I bought the Pistachio-coloured, KitchenAid for $499.99 on their registry (because, I acknowledge that on the basis of my privilege, only I should).

    And, what’s more, I set up a trust, to cover the cost of the ordinary and predictable expenses of my newly expanded family: like my daughter’s prolapse corrective surgery, my son-in-law’s legal defense, and my grandchildren’s tutoring, maintenance medications, therapy, and ultimately, bail, and criminal defense, etc.

    Naturally, I did it because we’re all post-racial now.“

  196. Xavier R says:

    “McDonald’s is a testament to freedom. And prosperity !….” libertarian counterfactual / contrarian crap

    “….has turned his back on America, we must therefore turn our back on….”

    “….if we cut capital gains tax rates to X% we will free up X trillion for investment in small business which creates jobs”

  197. Mark Lavarre says:

    “I’m worried about anti-Semitism on our college campuses.”

  198. Mark Lavarre says:

    “I think Charles Krauthammer on Fox News is the greatest real conservative thinker of our generation.”

  199. Mark Lavarre says:

    “Israel made the desert bloom.”

  200. Mark Lavarre says:

    “Martin Luther King Jr. was a great Republican.”

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