A reader asks for advice about how to handle a girl clowning around on Tinder, the stripped-down eugenics website that features photos and “likes” and not much more.
On Tinder, this hot, kinda snobby-seeming 27yo (I’m 28) chick’s info is:
“Not interested in love but if you want to sell or buy apartment… I can be your tinder gal “
We match up, I wait/forget a couple days and message:
“So wait, you sell only apt’s to guys you think are cute?”
Her 15mins later (2:30 today):
“Ha it’s a joke but w truth, not on this thing to find men so might as well make it a business transaction.”Now I want to bust on her for this (b/c it strikes me as ridiculous, and is my honest reaction), but maybe not?
I do pretty well generally (I was like a 17 on that alpha test thing), but this has me unsure as to how to proceed.
Thoughts appreciated. This literally just happened 15mins ago.
Your first reply to her was good. Part teasing, part assuming the sale. Now look at her next reply:
“Ha it’s a joke but w truth”
This chick is on there to meet men, but she’s embarrassed about it and doesn’t have high expectations, so she clowns around to provide herself plausible deniability. If she were really a professional realtor, would she open a Tinder account and write idiotic copy that makes her sound like the last realtor in the world with whom you’d want to do business? Maybe she would. Scouts tell me America the Babel-full teems with so many idiots one would wonder how the whole enterprise manages to function.
“not on this thing to find men so might as well make it a business transaction.”
Did somebody say…
?
Bust on her. Go all in on assuming the sale. Examples:
“If you wanted to meet me, you didn’t have to violate Tinder’s terms of service.”
“Tell you what. I’ll buy your apt if you buy me a drink.” (Obviously, you are not buying her apt.)
“‘business transaction’ gotcha. Hate to tell you, but I’m not that kinda guy.”
“It’s always about transactions with you girls. I can only love so much.”
Or, tease her hard:
“You’re a dude, I bet.”
“Your business model needs work. Show more skin.”
“Apt for sex. I don’t consort with hookers.” (100% chance she’ll qualify herself)
“this works for you?”
“men fall for this?”
Finally, you could just blow her off:
“good luck”
“gay”
“lame”
“i prefer doing business with a more experienced realtor.”
Let us know how you proceed(ed). The readership will be interested in the most effectively tailored response should similar situations arise for them.
Holy fuck, Heartiste, why’d you have to twitter-link that Duchess of Alba story? MY EYES!!!
Not a wrinkle on her youthful face!
More like Duchess of Alpo.
I LOL’d
hhehe
lzzooz PAGING GBFM!!!!! GBFM PAGING GBFM!!
here i am GBFM!!
oh there you are!!
what do you want GBFM?
make sosmez funniez duh!!!!
lzozozo OK GBFM 4u!!!
–what it is like in da GBFMZ head all day long lzozoozooz
On Tinder, this hot, kinda snobby-seeming 27yo (I’m 28) chick’s info is:
“Not interested in love but if you want to sell or buy butthext… I can be your tinder gal “
We match up, I wait/forget a couple days and message:
“So wait, you sell only butthext to guys you think are cute?”
Her 15mins later (2:30 today):
“Ha it’s a joke but w truth, not on this thing to find men so might as well make it a nbuttehxtual business transaction.”
Now I want to bust on her for this (b/c it strikes me as ridiculous, and is my honest reaction), but maybe not?
I do pretty well generally (I was like a 17 on that alpha test thing), but this has me unsure as to how to proceed.
Thoughts appreciated. This literally just happened 15mins ago.
“I would like to cum on your apartement’z face lzozlzozozozozozozoz.”
“Isn’t womenz’ lib great? Now they can be business maverickz and not rely on their looks for moneyz $$$$ lzzozozoz”
“Does your apratment have a back door that swings both waysz?lzozooz”
“Cool–I sell entire apartment complexes with photos of my lostsas cockasz. just gotta run it throug the right instagram filterz zlzooooz”
“text me a photo of yur gina and i will put a creamy security deposit in it when we meet.”
lzozolzlzozlzozlzozzlzozlzoz
Still orders-of-magnitude funnier than anything the tiresome King A has ever written.
GBFM 4 PREZ!
^^^ THIS ^^^
Now you stop that.
Here I was, fixing to continue hating your dreary, pedantic, self-promoting snob-narcisstry, and…
-Wait a sec, this has Got be a poseur.
The real King A could never have an actual sense of humor.
He would never take himself 1 whit less than seriously,
and every reply would be a combo-pack: Charles Emerson Winchester III + bargain-basement Emmanuel Kant + a pissed-off James May trying desperately to explain the Bernoulli Principle, Paradise Lost and 18th century French porn in less than 47,000 words and failing.
Harumph! …I am disappoint; -son.
Umm…Matt posts some of the most hilarious comments. #keephatingthough
I am so stealing “Does your apratment have a back door that swings both waysz?lzozooz”
“text me a photo of yur gina and i will put a creamy security deposit in it when we meet.”
Lmao!!! *rolls on floor, lies on stomach and knocks clenched fists on floor*…I can’t lolzzzz
Never even heard of that site, looks like a typical girls get 500 invites, and 5 guys clean up kind of site.
“not on this thing to find men so might as well make it a business transaction.”
good call — I’d probably wind up getting you pregnant.
“Right”
As a professional experienced Realtor, why the fuck would you use Tinder to prospect for leads. Talk about unqualified
Dating websites are made by computer programmers who don’t know anything about humans. A good dating website is one that doesn’t call itself a dating website, like FaceBook for instance.
But even facebook has an algorithm that, when you type “Females in local area”, will show you women close to your own age AS IF
Yeah… no. Most corporations aren’t run by programmers or nerds. Dating websites are a big business.
Plenty of fish, one of the biggest dating sites, is ran by a computer programmer who started it in his basement. As for the other websites, they don’t succesfully match people, they just attract customers and make money off of ads and memberships. They’re still clueless about human relationships.
If your site is actually successful at bringing all those rejects you got on there together you’d be out of business very quickly. It’s not supposed to work.
Well that’s what I thought at first. But a lot of women on these sites don’t care about going out of their house, they log on to get attention. So matching people is quite secondary: the prime objective is to attract people to the site. The business model goes like this: get a lot of traffic, convert it into members, make it addictive like a social network with a lots of stupid chemistry tests, and put ads everywhere. Matching people isn’t really important, you just have to look like you’re doing it.
She was a 5 when young, now she’s finally a 10.
-10. xD
“men fall for this?”
winrar
llzozolzozoozoz
DA GBFM just filed a PATENT FOR A NEW DATING SITE
it is called
it is called
wait fot it
wait foooor it
wait
for
it
wait
calm the fuck down and wait for it!!!
wait for it
the new dating site is called
wait
for
it
ASSBOOK!!!!
lzozozozozozozoz
it would feature photos of buttz and only buttz
no wordz
no nothingz
but just photozz of buttz
so we codn’t have to waste so much time
loking at facesz
lzlzozozozozo
da GBFM gonna be a abilionairesz like mark zuckerzuckerzuckezuckzuckerbeegerer
as everyone will uplaod all their personal data
regarding tehir butt
which facebook has nno patent no patent for
as da GBFM
OWNS THE PATNET
and has cornrned dDA MARKETZZ loolzlozoz
…
lmfao
a great feature will be
that you can see
how many asses you have in common
with me!!!
lzozozozoozozozlozozzoz
i have e a feelingz
dat hearrtietetzt heartzitsez and i will have a lot of assesz in commonz
as from his storiesz evertime he taalksz about a girlz idicocarrcy
i says to myself “hey i know dat chick!!! she was on my ididckck dickz!! zlozozoz”
GBFM 4 KING lzzozozolozoz
Brilliant idea, assbook.com is already taken since 2001 though.
fuckit den we’ll call it
assbook.gov
as facebook is prety much run by obamma
anywaysysz
i do aleready own whitehouse.com :
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitehouse.com
lzozozoozozozoz
Reminds me of “Ass – The Movie” from Idiocracy. Zlzzzlolzzzlololzlolzlolz
About Idiocracy :”The residents are morbidly stupid and lack self-control, speak a degenerate form of English – people who still speak “normal” English are considered “faggots”, and are profoundly anti-intellectual. The “number 1 movie” is called “Ass”, and consists of ninety minutes of a picture of human buttocks with the sounds of farting – the movie won eight Academy Awards, including “Best Screenplay”.
lzozozozozoz omg zlzozozoozozozoz
Feministx has already been using it.
This site is my assbook.
BIOLOGY 101: You’ll never experience the supreme pain of childbirth [for which your body so desperately aches] unless your man shoots his load in the other hole – the one around front.
I am flattered that a white nationalist is so invested in my reproductive success. I feel special.
I want the world to live.
Not die.
you too zombie. How many have you spawned?
Indians are the original Aryans. Zombie is, like, wayyy old school.
Hey Matt, do you have any audio interviews of yourself posted anywhere?
If not, you should consider doing some.
No, I sound like Gilbert Gottfried with a lisp. It would totally ruin my carefully cultivated aura of urbanity.
I would do one of those silhouette interviews with a voice distorter, though, but my agent tells me that’s a hard sell. I have a face for radio and a voice for comment boxes.
No, I sound like Gilbert Gottfried with a lisp. It would totally ruin my carefully cultivated aura of urbanity.
Do it anyway, and for the video, use an Xtranormal cartoon of a parrot talking.
youre so annoying zombie shane. you’re no white nationalist. feministx isnt even white. why do you want more nonwhites being born? doesnt the world have enough? no wn cheers for the opposing team. just look at her. her skin is the colour of poop and she has monkey paws.
[CH: Question for the studio audience: Is this a sneaky troll attempting to undermine the respectability of Le Chateau, or is this a sincere hater gone over the deep end? Answer below.]
Idiotic troll…OBVI!
She has a higher-end IQ, and if her white bf knocks her up, the kid could pass for Greek or Sicilian.
Hey, might as well troll back.
I vote hater drunk on hatorade!
This site is my assbook.
This site is your disgracebook.
Your face gets my backhand.
Your ass is my drink stand.
(Ew, they shared a bottle…)
lol. I remind you of that?
Not really. I just like posting that commercial.
Red pill = that first time you don’t scroll past GBFM and stop, read and laugh.
lzlzlzozoz
what i have realzied
is dat some folksz
have been putting the red pill
in der butttz
instead of their mounthz
and thus missing out on
da brilliance of da
GBFM lzlzozozozzlozozo
Red pill = that first time you don’t scroll past GBFM and stop, read and laugh.
Indeed. Apparently reading GBFM ages you 20 years instantaneously. I made some comment about not getting GBFM, and “revealed myself” to be only 23. I wish I were still 23, knowing what I know now. No way I would have ended up with a 5 who grew into a big round 0.
I was taught that the great books for men were all evil conspiracy drivel meant to torture the downtrodden. It never occurred to me that it worked for, what, better than 50,000 years the way things were before feminism fucked it all up.
I second the nomination. GBFM for Prez. lzolzlozlozl
oh man grew into a O
that’s fucked up yet funny as fuck
On an unrelated comment, I urge the Houellebecquian author of CH to analyze this show:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/02/blachman-tv-show-features_n_3200768.html
Some questions occur to me on wether it is a positive maket infromation for women on what we dislike, or if it is a sign of the growing european beta population that needs a better man to steer his judgement
“You’re in luck, I only buy apts from dumb bitches.”
come check out my house see if you can sell it
Hey guys, original asker here.
Great replies CH and J-Style especially. Thank you. Having never participated in the site (or any site), I got antsy yesterday and replied/busted with:
(8:21pm, in rapid suggestion):
That hilarious
*That’s
You’re like the homeless ppl at bars/restaurants who sell flowers!
HER (12:21am):
Hmmmm not exactly but sure
Since I’ve said something even more ridiculous, and she’s basically agreed both times, I’m wondering if I just go apeshit and heighten further, or switch gears.
I especially liked CH’s, ““Tell you what. I’ll buy your apt if you buy me a drink.” and feel like I could just say that next. Or do I go bigger?
One thought I had was just riffing as the character I created (aka: her):
“I ain’t here to meet a mannn, I’m here fer biznissssss!”
“Ma’am, you just shit on the floor. I’m calling the police. Also, why is there a tooth in your stool?”
[but this seems like it’s not really building, and clinging that long to a
successful (or at least complied-to) premise this early smacks of try-hard to me. Would probs leave the tooth joke out for brevity’s sake.]
Thanks again
Here’s our the whole convo/sitch thus far, in one place (Sitch: On Tinder, this hot, kinda snobby-seeming 27yo (I’m 28) chick’s info is:
“Not interested in love but if you want to sell or buy apartment… I can be your tinder gal “
We match up, I wait/forget a couple days and message): :
“So wait, you sell only apt’s to guys you think are cute?”
HER 15mins later (2:30 today):
“Ha it’s a joke but w truth, not on this thing to find men so might as well make it a business transaction.”
ME(8:21pm, in rapid succession):
That hilarious
*That’s
You’re like the homeless ppl at bars/restaurants who sell flowers!
HER (12:21am):
Hmmmm not exactly but sure
“Not interested in love but if you want to sell or buy apartment… I can be your tinder gal
.”
We match up, I wait/forget a couple days and message:
“Rough market, huh?”
…
“I love it. Go where the business is.”
…
“New definition of viral marketing.”
…
“How much of your clientele is married men treating an appointment with you like a date?”
…
“What’s your agency fee?”
…
“Are you a full service realtor?”
…
“What do you have for a single guy who just got a salary bump?”
…
“Thinking about upgrading to a view. Anything near the sororities?”
…
“Are you cash up-front, or do I pay at the closing?”
…
“Let’s make this happen. Send me pix/stats of what’s for sale.”
[i.e., riff off the subtle implication that she is a real estate whore (“Do you take credit cards at closing, or do I leave cash on the dresser?”), depending how much she buys into the tease. Increase transparency of double entendres according to buying temperature but preserve plausible deniability. The art of flirting without flirting. When face-to-face, make fun of her/shame her for buying into it. Deadpan moral outrage.]
Matt
You are a true keyboard jockey. It’s great in theory but if you had any interactions with women online then you’d know that most of your suggestions would result in the woman not getting the joke and proceeding as if you were trying to actually talk about an apartment.
D’oh. You mean you’re supposed to interact with women and try this stuff on them? I must have skipped that Real Social Dynamics CD.
Well: what do you got, besides a pissy little harrumph and really rad screen name? I missed your suggestions.
Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach. Those who can do neither, criticize.
This stuff works for me. What else can I say? Do you think I’m making wild guesses here? No wonder tools like you declare that all women are trash. The easy cooze at your level are. Just because you don’t get it doesn’t mean that it’s above women’s heads. It might mean that you’re sofa king we Todd Ed.
I don’t doubt that a keyboard jockey to a keyboard jockey who calls himself “PULSOTIC” would have trouble pulling it off. Go back to your mystery method flow charts and street magic and big fish stories.
“The woman not getting the joke” is part of the play, you insufferable scrotal rash. But I’m open to your advice. What would be the Pulsotic Power Move™ in this case?
Matt
Hold up, hold up. I just checked out your website and found this timeless masterpiece. I stand corrected:
http://pulsotic.blogspot.com/2011/11/some-quick-text-game.html
I have to stop slumming down here. This place smells. Like a truckful of Axe Body Spray crashed into a row of Port-a-Johns.
OMG! King visited my blog. And I didn’t even clean first
Yo all I see is you qualifying. You mad bro?
You assume I know what your precious term “qualifying” means, PUA.com dork.
Some people live life. Others need a manual full of jargon just to grasp basic shit.
You should have stuck to what heartiste said. -10 alpha points for correcting yourself.
Should have stuck with CH’s suggestions. Now it’s an uphill battle. -10 alpha points for connecting yourself
*correcting
(see, looks retarded)
posting twice original correct and corrected for no reason lolzoozlzozlozlzozlozl
give this man 300 cc’s of morphine stat
Opera mobile FTW
I’d personally go all or nothing risky and ask if she has the usual rates. If she’s stupid enough to need elaboration quote numbers for HJ BJ sex, anal, etc.
That’s just stupid…..she’s clearly out trying to rationalize her desire to meet blokes with this ruse. “So do you do anal?” is fucking stupid. Do you ever get laid using crude talk like that? NO….so why talk shit on this forum?
crude talk can work
so desperate for sex in Iraq online its all I did he he he
It’s online, so while it has a low sucess rate when you apply it to hundreds of females it helps streamline the process.
I shake my head at these comments sometimes. Yah, you can act that way and say “so do you do anal?” but what’s the success rate with that level of crudeness? There’s nothing charming, or game-related to it. It’s the nuclear neg. How often does that work in real life? Um…never. Maybe some fat chick will find that an interesting “push”….and hook.
I would tweak the last response a little to: I prefer doing business w a more professional realtor.
Too serious….read my reply below. That’s the way to frame this…not in her frame, but in your own….
Off topic
Went to family court to listen to proceedings. I’m starting my own firm so learning the ropes by demonstration.
I go to a hearing on modifying child custody/visitation. The woman is asking the judge to modify the current schedule cuz she wants “more quality time” with the children aged 4 and 7. The guy is 27 and makes 2400 per month gross, woman is sherrif and probably makes 70k plus. Woman is there with new fiancé (they guy she cheated on the father with) the new guy is also a sheriff. Female hypergamy at its finest.
The man says “I can let her see the kids more as long as my limited time isn’t affected” and the judge starts howling at this young man. Judge says YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS! THIS COURT WILL ACT IN THE BEST INTERESTS OF THE CHILDREN!
No joke my blood boiled. Disgusting. This fucking piece of shit judge yelling at some poor cuckolded man that he has no rights as it pertains to his children. And femcunt ex wants MORE time with her kids meaning less time for the father. Already it’s an 80/20 custody situation.
It turns out this man hasn’t opposed the child support order…he’s been paying her despite her making much more. Ill be retaining this case for the limited purpose of modifying the support order. The court can take the non spousal income into account for purposes of child support which means the woman can potentially have household income of 150k versus his 2300 gross per month.
Ill keep u posted.
Since you haven’t mentioned it in your comment, I take it it’s a male judge, wich make things even worse.
When looking forward to the coming horrific war this country will face, in the back of my mind, I think to myself “I hope it doesn’t come to that. I hope we don’t have to cut the throats of every banker, judge, cop and politician in the streets for all to see.”
Then I read a comment such as yours and I welcome it.
Yeah, I was thinking similar thoughts, which would doubtless attract the attention of Echelon and the FBI and the Secret Service and their ilk.
The fifth column isn’t quietly waiting in the shadows, they’re already in the positions of power.
He’s already dead in the water. The homeless comment was dumb. Spelling correction unnecessary. Those panties are dry. All further comments will be digging out of a hole.
Does anyone really ever have any luck with those hookup apps? I’ve tried Highlight and a handful of others too, but the demographics always consists of 8 million Amit Pavel Shamdashomaa whatever kinda names and 40 year old ex porn actresses.
Lucky me, I was looking for a real estate conslutant
(observe typo)
Slutastic!
… conslutant …
Punny as fuck. Superb, top notch, perfection. More game like this.
Only so much artistry can be taught. The rest is raw talent, properly midwifed into mastery by experience/apprenticeship. PUA is a misnomer. (But I can see why the luvv scientists eschew “PUS.”) At the limits of technique, creativity must take over. And creativity destroys technique at the upper margins. The most efficient formal training outside of trial-and-error would probably be an improv class.
You can get used to the rhythms of method, but you can never substitute for a complete lack of raw material. Game will maximize The Elephant Man’s potential, but it can only take him so far.
Matt
Knowing women, that intentional typo will go over their heads 90% of the time. I stole it from Arrested Development (the TV series) actually.
Along with analrapist and Bob Loblaw Law Blog. Good times.
Send her a picture of an ugly black dude. Threaten to sue her for discriminatory practices.
I would share my experiences and defer once again to Krauser for this:
I would reply like this:
“Ahhh so you’re quite the home-maker. Oh…my mother warned me about girls like you…cool and calculating on the outside, sex-crazed maniacs in private. But still you an interesting way about you…I vaguely imagine you cooly sipping a black Russian counting your ill-gotten cash..”
This immediately frames you 1) as confident 2) reframes the whole interaction away from her “joke” about not being on here to meet guys 3) sets up a sexual frame which you bury
She’ll reply in some playful way…. Keep framing her as Ivana Trump…then set something up…
“We’ll go for that Black Russian if you can promise to buy the first round…then let’s talk Real Estate”
She’ll reply. You can take it from there.
I have banged 5 girls using this on OK Cupid.
“This chick is on there to meet men, but she’s embarrassed about it and doesn’t have high expectations, so she clowns around to provide herself plausible deniability.”
I’ve found online girls with aloof profiles to be attention-seeking wastes of time.
As in, over 10k messages sent and i’ve only banged girls with sweet type profiles. One was showing a lot of cleavage but looking for ‘something serious’ and was ‘looking for someone to marry’.
An advice for you, Heartiste.
The title of this article is “Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Explains Why He Hates Fat Chicks”
http://elitedaily.com/news/world/abercrombie-fitch-ceo-explains-why-he-hates-fat-chicks/
The pitchforks are already out in the feminist sector. As a current MBA student (don’t worry it’s free for me otherwise I wouldn’t be doing it), this is exactly what you want to do. Target a specific segment and attack it. You cannot be all things to all people. But nope, queue up the ad hominem attacks: “After seeing a picture of Mike Jeffries, it can only be concluded that he was never around good-looking people as a kid and is now making up for the glamorous youth he wishes he had.”
Went to family court today to see a client. This is what I saw:
Dude got divorced by his wife after she got a gig in law enforcement. She started earning 50k to his 35k and thats all she wrote. She had an affair with fellow law enforcement officer and is now engaged to him.
Despite her earning more than him hes paying her a third of his gross income because she has 80 percent custody. However, her earnings have probably shot up so a child support modification is due. The guy is 27, shes 25.
Interesting part is that HE helped her get in with the law enforcement agency. I told him that was a bad bad move as she no longer had any “use” for him once she out earned him.
The hearing consisted of a child custody scheduling when the man said something about “letting her see the kids a bit more” the judge went apeshit screaming YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS! THIS COURT WILL ACT IN THE BEST INTERESTS OF THE CHILDREN!
Family court is a must for anyone thinking about getting married in this country. You have to see first hand the ass reaming men get in these slaughterhouses.
One of these days, someone is going to start popping family court judges and every one of them will deserve it. Stealing someones kids away from them is easily worse than rape. Nobody has an orgasm when they steal your kids.
Try -working- for any length of time at family court. It’s a shit show.
Is there a transcript? That outburst must be grounds for appeal.
Fellow attorney here:
You need to call the guy’s lawyer and tell him to appeal that.
I work with the corporate crowd but I have to appear before a judge every month or so – if a judge shouted at my client that he had no rights (even in a court of equity) I’d have the complaint filed that afternoon.
Almost makes me want to do pro-bono work for these guys.
a smart man could make a really nice income starting a nonprofit lawyer network for men
I would say, “Well, I always try to mix business with pleasure. . . .”
[…] Alpha Assessment: Tinder Love Edition […]
Nancy Laura Spungen. That picture of her curled around a toilet lying over a large pool of her own blood… Cannot be improved upon.
Even an Ariel Atom lacks that kind of purity.
The bitch in the original post is looking for FLING IN A BOTTLE! NOW WITH 30 PERCENT MORE PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY!
if you look at sids arm he wasen’t no addict
dude got murded
then suicide note death pac thing
and look at what the chick said in interview sid was breaking away from her
having people over he wanted to have over and she knew relationship was ending
she prob tried her best to push him over edge and prob stabbed herself or egged him to do it
Ah Heather… GodDam.
That Bitch did not have to die that night. In that way…Whatever.
Maybe she deserved it. Yes. And so did you.
But not me,babe
I am innocent. Never forget that.
How would le Chateau rate this text exchange:
Her: Hi Im wondering if you have tought about me, because I have, good night
Me: yes infact I dreamed about you lol.. goodnight :*
Her: be patient, :* :* let’s get to know each other first XOXO
Me: yes, but I forgot to say that dream was a nightmare lol
Her: lol awww ok at least you’ve tought about me! night sweetie :*
Beta? Alpha?
I tried to go for a beta bait switch
Well you could simply write good night and leave the hamster hanging(best option if you don’t wanna push for a meet up) but if I had to write something
Me: no i didnt , because i was busy invading your thoughts
( notice the subtle push pull)
Or
Me: you were thinking about yourself … Awww you are like a lil schoolgirl…(teasing not my preferred option) let her qualify and then push for a meetup.
Hugely beta
beta bait switch. troll.
Awe shit, you screwed that up….
Her: hi im wondering if you have thought about me because i have good night
Me: I think about myself all the time, cant get enough of myself
that would of changed the dynamic of the convo…
im guessing you havent fucked her, so idk, to me this seems like your in friend zone…
Move on and control the frame.
Her: Not on this thing to find men..blah blah blah..
Me: Whats wrong…have you had some bad luck with dating lately? You can cry on my shoulder, just dont try and reach in my pocket for my credit card (next statement – 5% down on a 1 bdrm).
Cyberden
You didn’t do anything, sounds like you told her you thought of her and then suddenly changed your mind.
She’s totally driving this…and you’re in her frame.
the “lol” ‘s are totally gay. You sound like one of her girlfriends.
Better:
Her: Hi Im wondering if you have tought about me, because I have, good night
You: “Who is this?”
You: yes, I thought I could get a minute’s peace from you….
You: Yes, I thought when are you going to stop stalking me…
You: i’m in the middle of thinking what I should have for lunch…any ideas?
Holy shit this is so tryhard
Nah, that ‘who is this’ is great. Totally fucks with them.
I personally would have said
‘Yeah, naked’
@pulsotic good one…
Did you see how the Democrats are saying that Mark Sanford, who just won the special US House seat election in South Carolina, will now be the “face of the Republican Party that women in the US will see”. They are referring to the fact that a) he cheated on his wife 4 years ago and b) the beyatch who long since divorced him, tried to destroy him three weeks ago by publicly issuing a court order against him for going to her house (the one he earned and had to give to her because of his affair) in January because he didn’t want his youngest son to have to watch the Super Bowl alone.
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_1ST_DISTRICT_SOUTH_CAROLINA
So the Democrats are saying that American women will look at the Republican Party with hatred in their hearts because this guy wanted to see his son.
There should be a constitutional amendment barring certain gender war flash points.
Did you see how the Democrats are saying that Mark Sanford, who just won the special US House seat election in South Carolina,
He must have won the hamster vote.
lol http://elitedaily.com/news/world/abercrombie-fitch-ceo-explains-why-he-hates-fat-chicks/
Just came across an absolutely epic epigram on Slate where the whole conflating of “beauty” with “inherent goodness” is flowing on a massive chat board expressing sympathy for Dzhokhar.
“The fouler the tyrant, the more some women want to bed him in the hopes that their sons will have just as much will to dominate.”