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Jacques Brel said in an interview this was a song about cowardice. A lot of women will imagine him getting handsomer as he sings.
give me five minutes to talk away my ugly face and i can bed the queen of france.
– voltaire

Jacques Brel hated shaved women.
He’s perfect.
you’re definitely right on with the ugly part
This was the most beautiful thing you’ve ever posted
Jacques Brel hated shaved women? I take it he likes hairy armpits and legs?
Hey Peter, here’s a bikini top that’s, well…*sort* of hairy
http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn28/yukoshaves/yuko001/1300.jpg
Here is an Alpha Destroyer