Robard drives in and drives out with the COTW in hand,
I used to fart a lot until I went paleo. My experience since has been that there is a direct correlation between carb intake and farting; when I consume only meat I don´t fart at all. If this is a general effect it means that reducing meat consumption in favor of a plant based diet may simply end up replacing cow farts with human farts.
We laugh, but maybe there’s something to this?
In the meantime, Beta O’Rourke is a mindless cipher who’s now parroting Alex Occasional-Cockas’s claim that we’re all gonna die in twelve years from global warming, unless we DO SOMETHING RIGHT NOW.
That something is, of course, giving these clowns and their patrons more power. How convenient!
I’m not laughing. The science on the subject of carbs and flatulence is very much unexplored, to my knowledge.
I’ll say this, I agree with robard: when I eat only meat and healthy vegetables, I don’t get gas.
Also helps with my gastritis: no crippling cramps and flatulence unless I eat sugar, acidic foods, and greasy fast food. Ironically, my years of chugging four or five cans of soda a day led, eventually, to forcing a healthy diet on me.
Note: it goes without saying that I do not recommend giving yourself gastritis as a means of healthy eating. Every day is a constant battle of “this food looks tasty, but am I prepared to go to war with my stomach eight hours later for a little joy now?”
LikeLike
I gave up soda/pop for coffee. Eventually, I had no choice but to reduce my coffee intake, which has always been unadulterated plain coffee. I think that is an easier battle, but not easy. I suppose the chemistry engineers working for Big Soda and don’t want to ingest their innovations.
LikeLike
Re-arrange your life so that you get a solid ten hours of sleep per night [without any stress from worrying about whether you’ll wake up in time for WTFE z0g bl0w-j0b you’re expected to administer to (((the boss))) the next moarning].
Generally that means dispensing with Ta1mudvision, Scr0tial Media, xBox, TXTing, the whole nine yards.
Go back to living like your ancestors lived as recently as about 1890.
You’ll never need caffeine again.
(((The system))) gets you addicted to caffeine just like it gets you addicted to usury, pr0n, multimedia, vacations, HFCS, nicotine, SSRIs, etc etc etc.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’m legit thinking about building a house with no artificial lighting whatsoever.
Electric lights have probably done moar to exacerbate psychological disorders than just about any other tangible physical invention this side of Ta1mudvision.
Turning on lights after sundown promotes night-owl-ism & insomnia & time-wasting & the destruction of your natural circadian rhythms & every manner of neuro-psychological malady which will ruin your entire life.
Even moast back pain & neck pain & repetitive motion disorder pain are largely attributable to lack of sleep.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Maybe have a house with only electrical hookups for the hot water heater & the washer & the dryer & the refrigerator, etc.
Basically no other outlets.
No lamps.
No computers.
Certainly no Ta1mudvision.
I guarandamntee you that people who lived like that would have a 1000% improvement in their psychological states.
LikeLike
You know, if it weren’t for the j00z constantly being on the march to R0man0v & H0l0d0m0r us into extinction [requiring us to waste hours every day online learning about WTFE the j00z up to now] – IF WE STILL HAD A HIGH TRUST SOCIETY – then we could relax & let down our guard & safely live a 19th century lifestyle like that.
LikeLike
You know, Ted Kaczynski, we gotta eat. Stress is the norm in nature. Change is the norm. Stressful change is the norm. Don’t make me get coffee today. I was doing so well.
LikeLike
Take an evening walk in a suburban (or urban) neighbourhood around 9 or 10 and you’ll see the inside of people’s homes lit up like Christmas trees. (You’ll also be alone on the street as no one takes walks anymore, unless it’s to follow around his/her dog around while it defecates.)
60 inch TVs will be glowing, all the lights in the living room/house on, many using those ghastly cfl bulbs that flood a room with bright white light, rather than a soft yellow glow. The blobs will be sitting on the couch, drinking Pepsi out those 500 ml bottles from Walmart.
Sometimes the house will be plunged in compleat darkness, save for a glowing tv screen in an upstairs bedroom. Often chïldléss womyn who retreat up to their bed after work and after a microwave instant supper, to watch reality tv in the dark.
A dreadful existence if there ever was one.
During those long winter nights, when you come home and it’s dark, keep a lamp on at most. Light a few candles on the dining table. Read a book by the fire after supper. Retire early, and rise early the next day.
During summer, stay active outdoors until dusk. Then have a glass of wine on your back porch, then go to sleep.
Live a better life.
LikeLiked by 1 person
@Les
When you put it like that, it actually makes it a little more tolerable that America is getting destroyed.
After all the blood sweat and tears of our forefathers, this is how Americans of all stripes and backgrounds thank them.
Our technology has opened to us a wealth of knowledge that puts the Library of Alexandria to shame. The dull mind truly cannot be salvaged, it is proven.
LikeLike
@Les
Almost every person not totally indoctrinated into the (((Western))) lifestyle would recognize this as what it is: torture and purposeful destruction of the human spirit. I get the feeling this final betrayal by Donald Trump since the SOTU has finally snapped a lot of people who frequent these dissident sites. I’m reading more people seriously talking about going off the grid, leaving behind (((jobs))) and other instruments of social control. I have my own plans which involve having recently given away most of my material possessions.
LikeLike
>>>>> “this final betrayal by Donald Trump”
Six GOPers in the US Senate are about to vote that Trump doesn’t have the authority to declare an emergency concerning the Alien Invasion.
The resolution will then pass, 53-47, and presumably they will fail to override Trump’s veto by roughly the same margin.
We don’t even have a unified GOP to vote in unison against White Gen0cide.
The Deep State plays for keeps.
We’re just a bunch of phucking amateurs.
LikeLiked by 1 person
>>>>> “Stress is the norm in nature.”
For Spergs.
But if you went to That Dark Place, and STOPPED CARING, then you’d sleep like a little baby all night, every night.
LikeLike
@CO, your lunacy is charming in this virtual world. Cause and effect are not so malable IRL. Only having dominant power will ever allow me to sleep like a baby. There are reasons every other Western power fell and disappeared like dust. Sure, a psychopath can sleep like a baby, right before the mob of spergs kills him. Plenty of Christians sleep like babies, as they court their extinction. The term sperg is for fool’s with low IQs to feel good about themselves, and perhaps high IQ men to conform to low IQ feelz and safety. Our truth of our lives is nihilism. Low IQ have more power than ever. This is how they use it, to be sheep dogs and herd players. With my IBS I crap on all of this nonsense. Admit you’ve snapped, CO. You 1D total solution has no potential expression IRL. Otherwise, dox yourself, become president in 2021, and show us how it’s done.
LikeLike
Doug obviously becoming President doesnt allow u to show anyone how its done
Might as well be a pretty bitch
For eye candy purposes
LikeLike
For my money, the Bull Elephant is the true King of the Jungle.
Those mother fuckers don’t put up with shit NO MOTHER FUCKING SHIT.
FUCK LIONS, brah.
LikeLiked by 1 person
That’s the danger with Trump
If the real deal ever came along whites would not trust him after what Trump has done
LikeLike
I suggest getting rid of products like shampoo, toothpaste and deodorant as well. All of them are literal poison, and deodorant drowns out your pheromones.
You can replace toothpaste (and brushing in general) with oil-pulling using coconut oil. Coconut oil contains lauric acid which absolutely decimates the bacteria responsible for tooth decay, and it also melts plaque like it is nothing. Simply swish it around in your mouth for 20 mins and then spit it out.
As for shampoo and deodorant — just wash with water. It will take a week or two to adapt to no shampoo as your hair is overproducing its natural oils in response to them being completely stripped away by shampoo. If you really need a deodorant substitute, put some vinegar in a spray bottle, the vinegar will kill all the odor-causing bacteria.
LikeLike
The starch in the vegetables and grains reach the large intestine where enzymes begin to convert the carbohydrates to sugars. Then natural yeasts begin to ferment it. Sort of like the sugars in grapes that ferment very vigorously and will blow the top off the vat if it’s sealed to snugly.
Well, same thing happens here with starches/carbohydrates>fermentation.
The weakest outlet is your bunghole so it blows the pressure out of it :o)
There’s nothing in meat, unlike grains, that the enzymes can convert to sugar so it can’t naturally ferment.
LikeLiked by 2 people
So what ur saying is that CO eats lots of taters?
LikeLike
I like me some coffee, I drink it untainted.
But it’s the only thing I like that’s blaccc.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’m a true environmentalist and progressive. Seriously. I weep for the cruel fate of Mother Earth, who is over-burdened, like Atlas, with what her unaware, selfish children placed on her increasingly faible shoulders.
I believe the first logical step to ease her burden is to stop the unprecedented demographic explosion in the Dirt World.
Planned Parenthood on steroids for Nigeria. Last semester abortions for all the countries in the Middle East. Transpeople rights in the Gulf States. Career-focused feminism and delayed childbirth in Guatemala. Lean-in carreerism in Saudi Arabia. My body, my choice in Somalia.
Really, that’s what true environmentalism and progressivism look like. You may say I’m a dreamer, but I welcome the dawn of a new, better world.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Supposedly, the TFR in Nigeria has started to slide in the last few years, and is down to 4.85 as of 2018.
LikeLike
“Planned Parenthood on steroids for Nigeria. Last semester abortions for all the countries in the Middle East. Transpeople rights in the Gulf States. Career-focused feminism and delayed childbirth in Guatemala. Lean-in carreerism in Saudi Arabia. My body, my choice in Somalia.”
Funny as hell.
I would only add: Multiculturalism for Israel and Christianity for Palestine.
LikeLiked by 1 person
“International Fellowship of Christians and J00s”
Kars4Kidz.
LikeLike
I’ve no love for the dirt world – but specific to the dirt part – these cretins live atop ariable, resource rich lands that are more than capable of sustaining their populations. Culturally, they’re just too stupid or lazy to exploit it – which is why, YT thrives anywhere on the globe irrespective – and the dirt world lives in squalor and poverty with untapped goldmines in their backyards. From the better dirt POV – I’d trade the American Northeast for Nigeria any day … and once we’ve set ourself up nicely with dirt cheap labor – then we could deal with the nogs as you suggest … So if this think globally / no borders craze keeps on – YT should make tracks for some better land … all this Midwest wheat is making me farty
LikeLike
“You may say my vagina has no place in politics, and you’d be right.” I hope not everyone here is a dumbass that can’t see the empathetic validation she’s selling to justify foreign entanglements, J00y puss most of all. Mother earth. Heyzuez Khrist. Daddy gov makes you men feckless. Duh.
LikeLike
Brilliant, Thea.
LikeLike
The most problematic dirt world savages are the hyphenated Americans. But, more than that, the people who tax the environment most are merchant class black holes. Nigger rich Chinese, Saudis, Emirati’s, Jews, WASP’s.
Pathological and psychotic gluttony to have and acquire. Having so much, food, and planes and cars. And when having everything seems boring, needing some 19 year old USC cheerleader Instagram model to fuck your camel because you’re so bored and desensitized. Then needing antidepressants because you need to wash the bad images out of your head. These are the sources of pollution in the world, and they always have been and always will be – unless removed.
Happy, psychologically intact people who feel purpose and satisfaction help the world. Anyone who says you can’t feel a constant sense of happiness for being alive is a cynical and fundamentally miserable Jew.
LikeLiked by 3 people
Since my larger comment is in mod, with this I suggest searching the English text of Lucretius, On the Nature of Things, book 3 for the word ‘threshold’ The passage sums up the low-life expression and appreciation of high-culture means. Quite disgusting.
LikeLike
Even white men can appreciate the necessity of mods, lest the savages flood these boards with the hooting of howler monkeys. I’ll get Lucretius on the books for later, I’m reading Ride the Tiger right now.
LikeLike
The only issue I have, is that apes have their own dignity. They belong in the jungle, as long as they don’t try to rise above their station I’m ok with them.
Unfortunately, the opposite has come to pass.
LikeLiked by 1 person
@Paracelsus, I did not mean to suggest a tedious homework assignment. The storied excerpt illustrates what happens to normie brains on high-culture luxury, just to reinforce your point. Yes, mod. I’m prob annoying at times.
@CA, I agree with you there. The cog of burning hatred for a race war is not something I want. There is not limit to policing white purity. Simpletons are not good enough to add political value, whether raczists or ==ians. They both be wrong. Nature abhors a vacuum and moreover freedom from entropy. She’s a bitch if there ever was one.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ride the Tiger was alright. Men Amongst the Ruins is better. Revolt Against The Modern World is best in all things Evola.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Not at all, I’ve slowly been making my way through Thucydides, Epictetus, Marcus Aurelius and Seneca. I’m familiar with Lucretius, but I haven’t gotten around to his works yet.
LikeLike
Mods on game boards what got us killed
Cant have new ideas
With mods cause it allways taken too far
Look at books Going bye bye
White men like u
Ok with no free speech
So yea Twitter is modding people
And your ok with that
Do you understand your position?
LikeLike
As far as Going above
Station There arent gonna be any stations
LikeLike
And poster woman
For why the world don’t need whites
LikeLike
The reason Beto is popular with middle aged women, is because he is a guy that looks like someone who will take care of another mans children
LikeLike
There was a post once on this ‘ere blog that used “Corn, Porn, and Scorn” or something similar to that affect… still resonates
[CH: maybe this post?:
https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2018/02/05/brave-new-1984/ ]
But I think Paleo is the way to go
Amazing to think America’s sedentary lifestyle is meant to be compensated with 40% (iirc) carbs, directly suggested by the government. If you aren’t burning your glycogen stores (and you should be) then there’s really no reason to re-up on carbs.
Hair, skin, bones (teeth), bones (kek), organs, etc. It’s all made out of proteins. You should eat what you are
LikeLiked by 1 person
Eff paleo — Carivore! It’ll be an easy switch to cannibal when the sh*t hits the fan. My moto: Eat the elite! (They’ll taste good due to their cannibalism) We’ll all be Thenns then. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KQxzcvwzMY
LikeLike
Need to eat more fat. Boomers ate a lot more fat than this current anti fat age but yet were slimmer.
They ate junk too just like today and I doubt that they did more exercise.
No one went to gyms or lifted weights(except for homos) and if someone was running people would wonder why.
LikeLiked by 1 person
You’re actually not only WRONG, but DEAD WRONG.
A casual observer would note that boomers are fattest people on the damm planet aside from ‘groid women.
Then, after satisfying their empiricism, they would look at the numbers and find it’s perfectly true.
Boomers ushered in the morbidly obese age we live in.
LikeLike
I think he’s comparing the generations at comparative ages. 20 year old boomer vs 20 year old milenial. In which case, he’s correct. But yeah, your point is well taken. They’re huge now.
LikeLike
Our gut culture – the thousands of friendly stains of bacteria that aid digestion – evolved as we did … They cannot break down the highly processes carbs that agribusiness passes off as food.
For all you farters out there – a couple fork-fulls of sauerkraut on an empty stomach will help your friendly gut cultures thrive.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Naturally fermented sauerkraut with active live cultures, not the packaged store stuff. I make it at home from purple cabbage and salt. The purple is a natural litmus paper it turns red as the lactobacillii acidify the kraut. Many how to recipes on the net.
LikeLike
You’re darn toot’n – that’s the goods – and it gets into your tract unlike the probiotic potions they sell for ridiculous amounts that never survive your stomach acid. Since working kraut into the diet I can’t stand anything sweet – don’t crave sweet – it’s shifted my pallet entirely … replaced coffee with homemade bone broth too. So when everyone in the office is cyanotic from caffeine withdrawals and headed to a vending machine – I feel like I’ve had a B12 shot.
LikeLike
Related, anyone get the drunk shits? The day after some heavy drinking I’m on the toilet have a crapload of diarrhea/poop. My body is trying to expel that poison ASAP.
LikeLike
I’ve noticed it has a vinegary smell to it too. Makes sense since vinegar is produced from metabolizing alcohol.
LikeLike
Never knew that. You learn something knew every day.
Of course now I’m going to be OTLO for the smell—gross, lol.
LikeLike
Water, you are seriously dehydrated. As long as you finish off the night with a few glasses of water you won’t wake feeling like you have the flu. I take NAC (N-acetyl Cysteine) for general health, but, two 600mg before bed and one in the morning and zero profuse sweating & headache inducing shits.
LikeLike
I find that beer makes me gassy, so I can’t argue with Robard.
And if you wanna trigger a global warmist, point out how they insist the climate stays exactly the same all the time or WE ALL DIE.
LikeLike
The “good” governments in the wake of WWII openly lamented the fact that, without war, they would lose the ability to manage every aspect of the economy and the wider society. Absent a real, total war, “climate change” is their next best reason. If the immigrating hordes lead to real war, then all the better.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Wet blanket warning: it’s not the carbs that cause the farting. Its the carbs COMBINED with the protein that cause the farting because they digest at different speeds, causing fermentation and “poof” gas. Read up on food combining if you want more info.
You’re welcome. I guess.
Cows have 4 stomachs so God only knows what causes their farts…
LikeLiked by 1 person
Except that when I was vegan years ago (a sad part of my past), I didn’t usually eat all that much protein, and the gas was a force to be reckoned with on a daily basis, not to mention the 3-4x daily massive shits. I could clear a room in seconds. Then, after getting back to a normal non-vegan high-protein diet, gas reduced even more while still getting plenty of carbs. Experiments with keto-style CKD plans with 1 day weekend carb-ups showed that I have near-zero farting while taking in few carbs all week, then re-introducing carbs in high amounts without changing protein intake brought the gas back in a hurry.
Fastest way I can crank out the ass gas now, as I’ve discovered, is to have a “fuck it all” candy-centric carb-up, sugar seems to be my biggest trigger and I’ve nearly pushed the misses out of bed with natural wind power alone.
LikeLiked by 1 person
they don’t fart, they belch.
LikeLike
*cows
LikeLike
Related: Animal Rights is the Next Frontier of the Left
Perpetual revolution, perpetual unrest, woar, woar, woar. (((They’ve))) converted a sizeable portion of this country in one way or another. H00k up culture is a pure J00 concoction fostered via “p0rn is free speech”.
Once that was in place, life loses meaning. When it’s time to shuffle from your cold lifeless cubicle existence, back to your cold lonely 1 bedroom apartment existence, what is there to do after the dogs and cats are fed? It’s easy at that point to just slip in the cause du jour and keep the machine gears moving.
https://newrepublic.com/article/153302/animal-rights-next-frontier-left
LikeLike
Robert “fake-Mexican-nick” O’Rourke is a follower. He’s just running hard to get in front of the Donk parade so he can pretend he’s leading it. Won’t work, because #HerTurn 2016 failed so #HerTurnNowDAMMIT in 2020.
Whatever the Donks nominate for 2020 it will be in a skirt.
Maybe Biden in drag!
LikeLike
Beta O’Rourke will come out as tranny before the primaries are over. Xe needs something to get over his cis white male privilege and get victim points to compete against the rest of the freaks running for President.
LikeLike
“The guy who lost to the guy who lost to Trump is the guy who can beat Trump!”
This is like when the Left gets all wet about Creepy Joe Biden. They cannot get out of their own bubble.
LikeLike
I’ll bet he drops to his knees and sodomizes someone for teh votes on camera a la Ms. M. Ciccone.
That’s where we’re heading. Mark my wurds.
“Oh look, he swallowed that guy’s kum, look how dedicated he is to the people!”
It’s gonna be how deep you can take a kock in your ass for the Left.
Until then, we won’t see a turnaround and even then, who knows.
LikeLike
Betty O’Rourke could give Daisy Hogg a run for her money
LikeLike
Sister is a babe.
He looks just like her.
LikeLike
Trying to post a photo of Betty O’Rourke a la Daisy Hogg but it’s not getting through mod.
LikeLike
LikeLike
Oh wait, that’s him in a wig?
Yeah he looks like a girl.
LikeLike
I choose death in 12 years.
LikeLike
the UK based “independent” website published an article a few weeks back on how a breakthrough experiment can convert the carbon in air back into bricks of coal… will try posting link in reply to this comment
LikeLike
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/carbon-capture-coal-electrolysis-rmit-university-melbourne-dorna-esrafilzadeh-a8798031.html
LikeLike
Lol i just talked about doing that to make
Unlimited bullets out of the air
Funny shit
LikeLike
There’s a place where they will convert the carbon in your dead body into a diamond.
https://www.businessinsider.com/human-ashes-into-diamonds-by-algordanza-2013-11
“honey here’s that 5k caret diamond you always wanted’ lol
LikeLike
Dr.Benway: How romantic! I can even think of ways to integrate this with the venerable Aryan Hindu practice of suttee (< Skt. satï, ‘faithful wife’), of which I moderately approve. What could be more romantic than for a devoted wife than to consign her flesh to the flames, thus to rejoin her beloved man in the next life?
The conversion of husband-and-wives’ mixed ashes into gemstones could give some real meaning to the (((DeBeers ad-man))) platitude that “a diamond is forever!”
LikeLike
Gas is not “healthy and normal.” It’s a sign of gut problems caused by the lectins in grains and legumes.
LikeLiked by 1 person
We’re getting closer to Peak Clown.
Recently visited my 21 yo sister who is in town. (BIG credit to my parents for denying spring break.) And she’s like totally obsessed with this show:
https://www.etonline.com/the-bachelor-finale-is-colton-underwood-still-a-virgin-121141
The broads who have notches too high to count now compete for a virgin dude.
Still looking for Peak Clown, but we’re getting closer.
Glad you’re all my bros.
FE
LikeLike
My sister said he’s a dl fag, that’s why she isn’t interested in this season.
LikeLike
Peak clown Will be mass Whites taking to the streets and slittinh There own throat
With butter knives
LikeLike
Alex Occasional Kotex is a gift that keeps on giving. Rather like herpes.
LikeLike
You beta, you beta o’rourke.
It’s amazing how many The Who songs have been applicable to the political landscape since circa 2015.
Truly the greatest generation
LikeLike
Damn, with the left’s Green New Deal, it’d be a perfect time for !Jeb! to make another run to try and piggyback off their idear
“Please crap”
LikeLike
Actually, they were the (literally) original boomers, children of the so-called ‘greatest generation’… all born at the end of the war or shortly thereafter…
but youse yeggs never were good at maffs.
I love Townshend, but even that clown larped as a survivor of the Battle of Britain, explaining the traumas that inspired Tommy..
LikeLike
This whole generational categorization is just newfangled codswollop designed by (((special people))) to beguile you into thinking you’re you’re part of an exclusive demographic peer group … to put you down, take the bus to get around, that border wall looks awful cold – climate will kill us – before we get old.
Buh-buh-buh-Beto
LikeLike
The Who is gay
LikeLike
Roger Daltrey b 1944 – not a Boomer
Pete Townsend b May 1945 – not a Boomer
John Entwistle b 1944 – not a Boomer
Keith Moon b 1946 – only one who was a Boomer
LikeLike
YOU should be so gay… it would be a marked improvement over The Lame that is you.
Btw, the card STILL sez “moops”.
LikeLike
Roger Daltrey b 1944 – not a Boomer
Pete Townsend b May 1945 – not a Boomer
John Entwistle b 1944 – not a Boomer
Keith Moon b 1946 – only one who was a Boomer
GTFO with your bullshit. The war was all but over by 1944, and soldiers on leave and/or returning home for various reasons before the official 1945 VE day ending count as muh greatest generation who sired the boomer generation. 1946 is not the hard-and-fast cut-off, and if you’re trying to say it is, then what do we call the folks one year older than your self-styled official “boomer” generation?
This is why we fail… fuckwits in Cyberia will grasp at any damn straw in an attempt to gainsay, even when it makes them look like straining gnats.
(((shakin’ mah haid)))
LikeLike
The 8-10 hours of sleep is the biggest contributing factor. I made it abundantly clear to the wife. No electronic devices in the room. There’s the iHome on her end and my 1980s Sony alarm clock on the otherside, with no radio. No TVs, no phones, nada. Blackout curtains installed and the room stays pretty dark until the sunniest of days. Leads to a very good sleep pattern .
I rarely watch TV. Same goes for our three month old. She’ll watch a kiddie show in the morning but the rest of the day is going outside/reading books/playing with toys/learning to roll over/talk.
So many sheep just hand their progrny an iphfag and resume their twotter and krapdashian experience
LikeLike
What are the best dating apps these days?
I know that’s like asking for the wisest man in a kingdom of fools, but it seems most of the apps mimic each other in their pay-to-play nature. If you don’t pay a little here, a little there, you’re simply -not allowed- to see who’s interested in you… it’s sh!t.
I haven’t been out to the bars by myself in a while, but it’s looking like that’s the route I’ll have to go (all my buddies are wifed up or in that “dur fuck bars bruh” mentality).
If I stumble upon a bar named “that dark place” I’ll stop caring and walk right the fuck in lol.
LikeLike
Five or ten years ago, the census caught the notion that vegetarians, and worse vegans, used over five times as much… many? laxatives as those on a standard American diet.
As a keto eater, when doing well on it, I am far more regular. Haven’t had gas much, if draino seems to have stopped what little I had. Long story, from long ago, if the short part is I don’t recommend it.
LikeLike
[…] Source: Heartiste […]
LikeLike
Has any woman ever been known to light her farts? A uniquely male talent.
LikeLike
Like queefs
LikeLike
No, but I knew a girl who could freeze her queefs. She was frigid…get it?
LikeLike
Good poast.
My woman wants me to go ‘cruelty free’ in the howse and to a degree, I don’t eat a lot of meat anyway.
I didn’t eat pork for a decade but I sneak some links when at work.
I eat steak rare(ly). I used to get steak tartare pretty often but haven’t been able to get it in the last two years since my favorite restaurateur died (RIP Yves).
I have noticed that when I do eat meat, my shit is a lot moar solid, and yes, less gas. I eat a lot of cabbage now, and salads, and vegetables and it’s kinda weird consistency shit, like soft serve, that just pisses me off!!!
LikeLike
My wife practicality vegetarian
But She don’t expect me to be s woman
Lay the rules down
Sneaking off to eat meat
Make her gut the shit herself
Lol to cook and feed u
He he he
LikeLike
My dad at a lot of pork, and he’s doing very badly now, health-wise. He’s 82. Bedridden with peripheral edema.
My Irish grandfather like to eat large pork breakfasts, he smoked and watched wrestling. Went out happy at 67.
I’d rather go out to myocardial than expiring from a lot of pain and not being able to be under my own power.
Probably another reason for me to urge CWII/GDOTR. I can reclaim that honesty that we’re meant to have. Who wants to die in bed? I don’t. I want to go out fighting.
LikeLike
my body functions about 100 times better when I dont eat carbs. The gas thing is real. You do trade it for terrible breath while your body adapts. I’ve replaced carby sides with home fermented veggies like sauerkraut, carrots, etc. The probiotics are amazing for your body and also relatively filling while also being low in calories. Im currently making a sauerkraut that is a mixture of cabbage, carrots and jalapenos. It’s almost like cole slaw but fermented instead of bathed in oil/mayo. The cabbage comes out sour, the carrots come out sweet and the jalapenos add some spicy kick. Homemade pickles and yogurt are also amazing for you and easy to make.
Eating out is still a pain but going low carb has made me branch out more when I cook at home and it ends up being a lot healthier.
LikeLike
You’re living right my brother – I’ve been brewing my own kombucha from a mother my buddy gave me – and saving up for a nice polish pickling crock to make fermented veg. – Digestive health is foundational – everything builds off it
LikeLike
If i couldnt fart
The wife would laugh 25 percent less
LikeLike
On the too many comment
If cant
Cant be CEO
Lol
Hillarious
The dumb and average telling the brilliant
They are dumb
And doing it wrong
LikeLike
In deugging the kids with unlimited energy
We killed our future
Leadership
So now we die
LikeLike
They didnt need coke
To be better than u
So the jealous drugged then
Whites are fucking sick
LikeLike
Niglets have energy
But they are not leadership
Nor likely human
LikeLike
They lead the drug dealing and lot
Make more loot than u probably dp
LikeLike
Humor morbidly fixated on feces and flatulence (plus anal sex), and general fascination with these things, are all stereotypical of Jews, albeit all too common in today’s Judaized White society.
Robard made an objectively interesting and useful observation—and one consistent with my own experience. That, itself, I do not at all criticize! However, I am uninterested in the Jewish-slapstick tier of humor, or tooting horns about the subject as “COTW”. Is this a fart joke blog, le Shâteau de Merde?
And that’s all I have to say about that.
As for “global warming”, I pointed in the same thread (3/13, “Second City Bureaucrat…”) to an obscure, but easily verifiable bit of information proving that speculation on anthropogenic causes for the warming climate was made over 200 years ago, under different guises. This is, to my knowledge, an original observation on my part; at least, I have never seen it mentioned amidst any of the bountiful tedium of the endless “global warming” discussions.
There is no question but that the climate is changing—has been changing for as long as the earth has existed, and will continue to change after talking apes are extinct. But blaming it on man and his civilization is a non-starter to any one (of apparently almost no one) who has sufficient knowledge of history. Yawn. Plus ça change…
LikeLike
“Humor morbidly fixated on feces and flatulence (plus anal sex), and general fascination with these things, are all stereotypical of Jews, albeit all too common in today’s Judaized White society.”
Pretty accurate. Portnoy’s Complain and assorted collected works of (((Phillip Roth))) come to mind.
However, I would say a lot of German low culture (informed by J00s due to proximity?) is likewise.
Till Eulanspigel, anyone?
LikeLike
What if AOC and the rest of the Green New Dealers are close to right? What if we’re the ones fucking up the environment and we only have a little time left? What then?
I don’t want to give environmental nutjobs all the power they’re asking for. Even if I did I’m not sure it’d work. But most of the opposition I see on here says “I don’t want their desired outcomes so I won’t trust their premise”. That’s sorta ass-backwards. We need a better response in case they’re right about the facts but wrong about the next steps.
[CH: AOC (really, her handlers) isn’t close to right. even the direst modeling doesn’t predict any end of world scenario in two hundred years let alone twelve years. it’s not that she’s just not right, she’s flat out lying. or her bindi copy writer is lying. the most likely eventuality of global warming is a moderate warming (already baked in the cake) which will cause some dislocation and localized famines, and which we can mitigate with more nuclear power, sea walls, and telecommuting.]
LikeLike
Perfect war is prob only thing to worry bout
If climate change ice age shit then better Dig whole in ground to enjoy the heat closer to earths crust
And have heat Vent to create space in ice
To keep it open perpetually for air intake
With backup
Bicycle power for vents if need be
Fresh water is free
LikeLike
Need fucking atom screen to mineral out water to build shit with well not really can extend cave city
But nutrients for hydroponic plants
And people
And your earthworm collections for protein
Prob where they fucked up the domes
Keeping it simple
Make edibal psckets right amount calories nutrients
For power yea heat running generator geothermal
Over time get more complucated
More top soil
To lower levels
LikeLike
If talking covered with water
Ive seen a city floating on water with plenty of food and water
Like water world shops resteeaunt
Everything
Should be investing on wave power
Creaters
Since natural waves why not
Anchoring Will be a bitch but allready
Have the technolgy with oil
Tiga
It has been thundering like a motherfucker
Guess im being bad
Or my Dads mad he controlls the weather
The black chick Saw it multiple Times
Guess we all got super
Powers
Never told my dad though
LikeLike
His other super power talking to group of chicks and telling stories
And they enthralled he he he
LikeLike
I eat a whole-food plant-based diet (no meat, dairy, eggs, processed food, or oil) with a ton of starchy vegetables, grains, and legumes. I do fart a little more than when I used to eat a typical western diet, which is probably from all the extra fiber. I had a ton of gas when i initially changed my diet (I just went cold turkey). It was kind of amusing. One time i farted into the fireplace and it made a “whoosh” noise as it ignited. But even then I didn’t fart as much as a 1,500 lb cow. And I was probably eating about one cow a year. And a pig or two. And who knows how many chickens. I don’t know if chickens actually fart, come to think of it.
LikeLike
When I lived in DC and heard some liberal go off on how we should all go veggitarian , especially if they linked vegetarians with world peace, I’d enjoy stating that Adolph Hitler was a vegetarian.
LikeLike
Hitler did nothing wrong.
LikeLike
A.H. was a veggie — and famously farted up a STORM.
A baby on mother’s milk never farts.
LikeLike
If man made it, don’t eat it.
Jack LaLanne
natural food = nutrition
processed food = profits
LikeLike
“Beta O’Rourke is a mindless cipher who’s now parroting Alex Occasional-Cockas’s claim that we’re all gonna die in twelve years from global warming, unless we DO SOMETHING RIGHT NOW.”
What a joke. These climate alarmists have been making apocalyptic predictions for 30 years. None have come true. Not even remotely.
Al Gore (remember him? heh) made the following predictions in 2006:
“We have 10 years to save the planet from global warming.”
“The arctic will be ice-free by summer 2014.”
“Sea levels will rise by as much as 20 feet in the near future.”
Wrong. All totally, flatly, completely wrong. Not even close.
That the public keeps taking these claims seriously shows you CAN fool most of the people all of the time.
This is about grabbing power and money. That’s all.
LikeLike
If Beto is right, OK, we will all die in twelve years., unless drastic measures are taken. Or so he sayse.
However, if drastic measures, i.e. getting rid of BOTH fossil fuel AND nuclear power are implemented, what would happen?
No, we would not all die. Only about half of us. No diesel tractors. No trucks carrying food into cities. Etc.
LikeLike
Lean meat and non-starchy green leafy vegetables. No gas, and you’ll lose weight. Some tribe in Afreaka eat that plus cow milk/blood and they have perfect teeth and no arthrosclerosis
LikeLike