From reader WHITE MALE,
OT, besides helping me make more white kids:
The term of art is BUNZ => OVEN.
What does it mean if a girl disqualifies you to herself, e.g. “I would never date a guy who again?” She is otherwise very obviously into me (I have not fucked her and am not going to; we’re both Christian).
Christians make looooooooove.
(also, the syntax of the quoted part of your sentence is garbled, but we get the gist of it)
I ignored it when she said it and it sounds like meaningless blather to me/wanting to slow down, maybe, but please help me out here. What do I say if she brings it up again?
Please consult the “Deflating the Riotously Judgmental Girl” post for the answers you seek:
I have a go-to line that I’m ready to share with you. It’s multipurpose, effective at deflating any [Crisis and Observation Girl], no matter how bitchy. A warning: say it with a nonchalant smirk. Not anger. A hint of anger will cause the line to backfire.
GIRL: You’re too [X].
TRUMP’S RECENTLY HIRED PERSONAL ASSISTANT: I didn’t ask for your approval.
A variation on the line, if it suits you: “I don’t remember asking for your approval/opinion.”
The thematic element, not the precise wording, in the above reply is what’s important; in your case, WHITE MALE, I would reply,
GIRL: I would never date a guy who [X].
Beelzebub’s Tower Of Boner: Phew!
Wipe the back of your hand across your brow for added effect.
Another variation on the same theme:
GIRL: You’re weird.
TRUMP’S RECENTLY FIRED PERSONAL ASSISTANT TO MELANIA: Whatever floats your boat.
The lesson is to avoid a desperate defense of your besmirched honor. Anything that smacks of defensiveness is sure to scatter tingles to the four winds. DO NOT TOOL YOURSELF. That means, NEVER reply to a girl’s shit test by insisting you “aren’t that kind of guy” or “I’m not like that all the time”, etc. If you’ve abased yourself to basically pleading for her approval, you’ve lost the mojo.
You may Assume the Sale. You may Agree&Amplify. But you may not immolate your dignity on the pyre of beta thirst.
Keep those magic words always in mind: Zero. Fucks. Given. And the pussy melt.
I would never date a guy again who blah blah…..
What if he didn’t ask for another date?
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“who says I want to date you?”
“thanks for sharing”
“cool story bro”
“neither would I” – if you affect this last one with a gay accent, it stops them dead in their tracks and gets them laughing. Plus you take complete control of the conversation, the attention, and you typically get a girlkino
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But you may not immolate your dignity on the pyre of beta thirst.”””’
whoops
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Zero. Fucks. Given.””””’
yea gave a fuck let ex ex have her way
and she said im on two day punishment she aint sleeping with me cause I had ex here rofl
she prob read texts to ex though and pissed lol
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Don’t even let her think about it.
“Oh you’re on of those”
And then tease tease tease
Or
“Then this is never going to work out” (while smirking and grabbing her waist, or maybe a little shoulder bumping as you walk).
Or even better
“Uhuh uhuh uhuh” *does exactly what she said*
Don’t listen, watch. If it feels flirtatious, it is flirtatious. If it’s not flirtatious, make it so, and if you get iced well then I get you got your answer. Regroup, and come back with a half eaten donut in a napkin. Puppy dog eyes and all.
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Happy Thanksgiving goyim
Fox’s third headline was about Stalag Luft III and the nahzees
Your daily reminder.
What’s that you say? Did we fight Japs?
Vietnam was more recent?
((( our))) victory in WW2 is the only thing you need to know
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nevermind it was the soviets on the eastern front who really won the war. We gave big assists with our bombing but they did the dying
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When you sacrifice your military leadership at the alter of political doctrinaires, you are going to have heavy casualties.
The Russian winter and a long logistical tail stopped the Germans.
As it did Napoleon….
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Give me the deers. Hot young Christian farm girl. Please for the love of gods let this be so?
Also, Mount up.
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hey there’s something about google’s homepage i can’t quite put my finger on. eh, it’s just a cartoon, lighten up.. Oh well, happy thanksgiving white man enjoy them while you can.
https://www.google.com/search?q=Thanksgiving+&oi=ddle&ct=thanksgiving-2018-5704051017646080&hl=en&kgmid=/m/027qtzz&source=doodle-ntp
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I saw that…was going to post something about that myself. Booble ‘Norman Rockwell’ and here’s what you’ll find:
https://www.wired.com/story/norman-rockwell-four-freedoms-reimagined-gallery/
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Race-mixing of mice.
https://imgur.com/a/00AN9JK
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With White mice subordinate to n!gger mice.
The j00 never sleeps.
It is plotting your destruction, 24×365.
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“joo never sleeps”
As opposed to the putridan, who sleeps soundly as his Chaos sowing is done with full assent of his conscience, and done efficiently by the best ((middle managers)) money can buy
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Tell Yossi Cohen we said, “Happy Thanksgiving!!!”
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wrong link just go to google searchbar homepage
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“The term of art is BUNZ => OVEN.”
nope. JEWS => OVEN.
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Surprising number of CH commenters are barely literate. And this is a class act blog -imagine the rate in the general public.
PS: Trump is foundering very badly since Nov 7. Assess and analyze.
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Before you accuse anyone of illiteracy, you may want to spell check your own comment, shit for brains.
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What was misspelled in Sean’s comment? I can’t find the error.
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1- “A” surprising number
2- Starting a sentence with ‘And’
3- floundering vs foundering
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Jane Austen was a right little bugger, forever starting sentences with “And”. And she probably had it proofread.
It’s generally deprecated as “primary school teacher’s grammar” to complain about that sort of thing. Many a would-be literary career has foundered on that reef.
Nothing wrong with omitting the article either.
Are you Swedish? They get terribly upset about that sort of thing, and can cut up quite rough when native speakers confound their expectations and exercise their rights in their own language.
tl;dr whingeing about grammar on the fucking internet. Gay. Or foreign.
Much the same thing really.
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“Foundering” is correct and there is nothing misspelled. Spell check wouldn’t have helped.
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Stop watching Canadian news, You are the Rothschild outpost in North America with all that entails. Justine is infinitely more embarrassing than the gay mulattp, who I despise.
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The best poasters at this site are utterly illiterate.
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Maybe, but I’d never call gunslinger, for example, *utterly* illiterate. But then I’d never criticize his literacy either. Not with gems like “why do cities last so long in sieges must be cuse they have more people to eat.”
Belly lzzols. Reminds of that fictional old Jew Bloom posing questions to himself. Not that I’d compare gunslinger to a real-life chosenite.
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Thanks, Tam. Funniest thing is none of the schoolmarms caught my most egregious error, though it too, is very common usage:
‘Surprising *numbers* of CH commenters *are* barely literate.’
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From reader WHITE MALE: “…we’re both Christian”
Don’t know how srsly “Christian” they are, but two thoughts cum to mind.
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1) On the moral/spiritual/EvoPsych side of things: Betas ask questions, whereas Alphas issue commands.
***************
BETA: Will you m@rry me?
ALPHA: We’re getting m@rried this Chr!stmas Eve.
***************
BETA: Can we have another child? Please honey, please?
ALPHA: Okay, if you started menstruating today, then you’ll be 0vulating two weeks from today. Clear up your calendar for each of the three nights prior to that, because we’re gonna be making another b@by.
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2) If you’re an honest-to-G0d Chr!stcuck virgin, then you have got to learn how to properly massage her c1it.
The best way to learn, without giving away the fact that you don’t know what you’re doing, is to lick two or three finger tips on your strong hand [your writing hand; your pointer fingertip, your middlefingertip, and maybe your ringer fingertip] and then say, “Take my hand and show me how you lilke your c1it massaged.”
Some chicks like their c1its massaged way up high, some about halfway down, some at bulb on the bottom. [Pro-Tip #1: The bulb tends to come out of hiding as she’s moving into 0rgasm.]
Anyway, pay attention to everything she shows you, and then study her c1it & learn it backwards and forwards as though you’re taking a final exam in quantum mechanics.
Pro-Tip #2: The best position for l0000000ve-making with a Chr!stian chick is where you put your weak arm down on the bed, just beneath the pillow, and you cradle the back of her neck on the inner part of your elbow [where your veins are exposed] and then while you’re plunging her b!rth canal with your Staff of Life, the moistened fingertips of your strong hand are massaging the he11 outta that little c1it of hers.
She will cum & cum & cum for your righteous dominance of her.
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Pro-Tip #3: To prevent premature ejaculation [holding it back until you can cum with her], you gotta be concentrating all your mental capacity on your basic arithmetic.
2 x 2 = 4
2 x 4 = 8
2 x 8 = 16
2 x 16 = 32
2 x 32 = 64
2 x 64 = 128
2 x 128 = 256
2 x 256 = 512
2 x 512 = 1024
2 x 1024 = 2048
2 x 2048 = 4096
2 x 4096 = 8192
Etc etc etc.
And if it feels so good that even the 2’s tables can’t hold you back, then pull out, and tell her that it just feels too good, and that you gotta slow down and wait for her to catch up with you.
Nothing but nothing but nothing will demoralize her like you cumming early and she not being able to have hers.
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Pro-Tip #4: Work on just your basic French-kissing technique.
Chicks who are truly in l00000ve will be happy simply cuddling and French-kissing and feeling wanted by their man on a cold winter’s evening.
But a surprising number of couples don’t seem know how to kiss worth a d@mn.
Here, as above, you may have to lead her and teach her [by example] as to how to French kiss properly.
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tl;dr == Assuming the Alpha behavioral posture within the family, and throwing in some quality kissing & cuddling & massaging of her c1it, will give you a very, very happy w!fe.
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Happy Thanksgiving, Cappy!
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Pro Tip#5: Don’t forget to tongue dart the fart box
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if you know how to fuck or you are big enough, you don’t have to massage clits. this frees your hands for choking and slapping
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Yup. Gay.
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The tongue-punch thing, that is.
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Happy Thanksgiving, mendo!
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jesus the thirst is extraordinary
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its mind boggling the conditions men live suffer and die under here on this planet
and all the talk about the poor liddle woman
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most prob not willing to travel, work 84 hours a week for 5 years, and get artillaried over 400 times or spend time on a game blog
so I guess they where they supposed to be
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guess i’m thankful for my wild fucking crazy insane life that was not mediocre.
and my dick otherwise might of been too easy he he he
and I guess thankful to god for stepping in when he knew I was at the end of me
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“I would never date a guy who ____.”
“That’s too bad, cuz I’m that kind of guy, and I wanna jizz in your cunt. So what kind of movies do you like?”
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“That’s silly”
It’s just kind of my go to wave off with chicks.
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Thoughts to keep in mind when dealing with words from chicks
1. Who cares what she thinks?
2. I am better than her.
3. She’s silly, and she knows it. I will not take her words seriously.
4. I am far more charming than she will ever be.
5. There’s no need to cherry-pick my words coz she’s not a literary judge.
6. She’s probably not listening.
7. She will not get my film references.
8. I am not a monkey. I will not dance for her.
9. Whatever I desire, I do not filter out.
10. I will cum when I want to, not when she is satisfied.
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