From hbconservancy,
CH: How would you game this smokin’-hot babe? The Cindy Crawford-ish mole is an added turn-on. Since it appears we are now actually on the Titanic, why not enjoy the final few minutes? I prefer your witty lust to Greg Eliot’s disgust.
First, I wouldn’t call her smokin’-hot. Sure, she’s better than the average brownlady, but that’s not saying much. Generously, she’s a 6 (or an age-adjusted 7). Would I bang? Yeah, probably. Just for the exotic notch. And maybe for the secret crusader-pillager thrill.
Apparently, she’s Germany’s Alexandria Occasional-Cortex, with a bigger White-whittling demographic impact:
Sawsan Chebli from Palestine, twelve siblings, father illiterate, he doesn’t speak German, raised kids on welfare. She even looks like Ocasio-Cortez. Always insecure, highly strung, and peevish.
Insecure, high-strung, peevish? Sounds like the typical Semite woman. Race genetics rules!
Siegfried’s face palm in the first shot may as well be on Germany’s flag, because the whole country is face-palmable. Way to go, krauts, you really atoned for the world wars by surrendering your nation to the xerxes hordes. Such dedication to zee craft!
I’d game this bristly brownly semi-babe by opening her with, “I still call it the Wailing Wall” *wink*.
If she smiles knowingly, I’d segue into the Comfort Stage with florid talk of occupation, oppression, and redemption in the arms of an intoxicating infidel open to exploring the possibility of a romantic WEEE-had. On the walk back to my pad, I’d pick up a rock and pretend to throw it at an imaginary soldier, then stay my hand and place the rock in her palm, telling her to “keep the fire burning”. Sex would be a rocket-propelled attack and pre-orgasmic shouts of me bragging that i’d fill her with twelve outbred siblings. Finally, I’d escort her to her home….1,500 miles away.
Don’t forget a rocket-propelled five roper across her catcher’s mitt of a face. And then push her off a wall.
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Palestinian chicken!
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I gotta admit, I laughed out loud at several of the lines.
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[…] Gaming An HB6 Occupier […]
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“Smokin hot babe”
How fucn thirsty ARE you???!!!
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Exactly. Better odds in Alexandria VA Meat Market. She’s phuckable, yes, SO WHAT?
Come on, CH readers, you’re losing your heads!
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Insecure, high-strung, peevish?
Can’t this be said to just about 90-95% of women?
[CH: you got me! but in my favor, the traits are greatly amplified in levantinettes.]
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Google lists her as 40 years old.
[CH: i’m only going by the pics above, but she looks pretty well-kept for a 40yo]
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Yell “Deus Vult!” during.
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“Keep my father out of this.” lzozlzozlzozlzolzol
Give her the “Israeli Rodeo” – mount her from behind, then in the middle of throes, tell her you’re a jew, and hang on while she tries to buck you off.
[CH: LOL]
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GE. Never heard of that but Lol’d at the thought of it.
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Mark this day… a jest NOT fallen flat, and Sessions out on his ass.
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Like your style, GE.
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Breaking news Jeff Sessions smoked! ‘Hit the road Jack and don’t cha come back no more no more no more no more🎶🎵🎵🎶 What you say!’
[CH: ]Sessions Deactivated[ trump knows how to steal the headlines.]
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Really?
I get my news here.
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Alas, yet another Confederate monument taken down!
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Where’s this, and what’s the demographic.
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Alas, yet another jest fallen flat.
Sigh.
[CH: many of my super sly easter eggs, obscure refs, and deep-tier puns go tragically unnoticed by the commentariat, but you don’t see me moaning about it after every poast.
I rib, I rib! it’s because I care]
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It’s part of the routine, don’cha know. 😉
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How do you deactivate that which was never activated?
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So you dis Q just to keep GE sweet. Smoked you out!
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You’re not a wartime consligiere, Jeff. Things may get rough with the move we’re trying.
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Great analogy. Tip o’ the cap.
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Acting AG is. already sworn in. This has happened so fast it will make people’s heads spin!
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Which is sad since Jeff was one of the first prominent Senators to endorse Trump.
They musta had the goods on him or else his support was just a ruse. Who the hell knows nowadays.
What say you, Cappy?
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Yeah, I’m curious as to the story behind the story.
The obvious optic is that Sessions just didn’t have enough junkyard dog in him to be AG during this, our current malaise.
Now… onto that Rosenstein rat mo-fo, amirite?
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Mendo, just got back from the swimming pool.
Sessions has been an enigma to me since the very beginning.
Compromised ch!ld m01ester?
True Believer Deep State asset?
Senile old fool?
G0d only knows who Jeff Sessions really is.
PS: Wasn’t Q-Anon telling us to “TRUST SESSIONS”?
I guess Q-Anon jumped the shark.
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Bout time!
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ocasio is hotter
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start with the hard look, nod as if yeah Id’e fug it then open with
“Hi, I’m x, I just want to let you know that you got something on your face…here let me get that for you”…”opps with a little Lol spinkled in” (establish touch/familiarity with a huge neg-push)
“just kidding, it’s cute…however those shoes are a disaster” (pull – push)
should get a laugh, guessing she buys nice shoes and knows it
“speaking of disasters, what do you think of the US putting Trump in office”
he blah blah blah, bad man
“you want to finish this conversation over *insert drinks, dinner, coffee* after we get out of here?”
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first sentence ala Grand mizardd…sorry forgot your handle
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OT, but of interest:
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I would go with Crusader Game and tell her I am Geoffroi de Bohemonde, King of the Principality of Antioch and call her my Saracen bitch
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Most likely she has serious daddy issues with a loser father like that.
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“no burka today?”
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“You have 2 choices: Eizer I put a bun in ze oven or I put you in ze oven.”
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Doesn’t matter how you pick her up and get in her. Only matters if you donkey punch her or not.
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Why blame the Krauts? That’s the kind of ignorant thinking that Americans have had exclusively, along with maybe the British, since WW 2, who have done every frickin thing they could to keep Kraut hatred alive. Morons., there has never been a culture of people braver than the Krauts since the Romans..Give men a break and stop watching the History Channel.
[CH: oh holy krist it’s that kraut knob-slobbing cunt who just can’t let go of her vision of germans as infallible overlords. hey, catlady, or arbiter, or cumguzzler pole stripper, whatever you’re calling yourself now, it’s the KRAUTS who decided to let in millions of sandnogs to shit up their fatherland. does that strike you as wise and brave? it seems more stupid and cowardly.]
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The best part of you ran down the crack of your mammas goat
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Hit a nerve did I? Good.
[CH: you sound confused. sluts are great fun…for pump and dumping. but smart men know when to cut loose]
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I bet the carpet is worse than the drapes…ammirite?
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Id’e love to make your brown eye blue
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does the ‘stache match the gash?
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You’re easily a D9
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This SCUDs for you!
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File under dirty truths: Arab men are huge rapists because they’re adapting to their women. Muslim society has extra-tight sexual controls because their women are such fiery little sluts.
[CH: more true than anyone knows.]
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Indeed, for ages every German schoolboy has known that roach-sluts are the biggest but-queens. Gotta keep that cooch pristine for cousin Ali.
I´ve slowly come to the realization that Orks actually NEED honor killings, because otherwise they would´ve been niggered out of existance a LONG time ago.
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Confirmed.
I have binders of women from Morrocco to Turkey to Syria.
Most successful region for me in terms of quality and quantity. They do it all.
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You never know what’s under those burkas…
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wow, you’re a stone cold stunner
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white phosphorus don’t have anything on you doll
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She’s more HB7 for my tastes. But to throw saltpeter on my lust, I just think about what her brother probably looks like.
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Shot to the kneeeeee
and you’re to blame
darling you give them
a bad name
okay, I’ll stop now
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Wessen Schlampe is das?
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Thanks…and try the veal
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If she were Christian I would bang. Christianity can smooth out some rough SMV edges. *Some* .. but far from all.
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That guy in the lower right panel is thinking “who cut the cheese?”.
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Reminds me of all the bodies of girls I left behind in the Middle East. They loved to be dominated more than any other race I’ve encountered, and were turned on when I called myself an invading crusader.
Some of the girls were genuinely nice and I let them down the easy way. The other ones I just ghosted.
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You just gave me diarrhoea
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At first, I thought it was a pic of Occasionally Cortex. Not so, I realized.
And “Peinlich” with a capital must be her family name, however she got it.
And yes, it means “embarrassing” (cognate of Eng “Pain”).
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that’s a joke i made off her real name. she’s hugely embarrassing whenever she has to talk in public.
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In my experience, these pally types are really insecure and to be honest for SMV would go up if her feet were behind her head
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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No interest in gaming her. I would pee on her then deport her.
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Reblogged this on Nicht-Linke Blogs.
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Hate to spoil the party, but Mrs Chebli often looks exactly as dorky as she actually is, so I wonder if she really is, ugh, worth getting acquainted with at all. https://i.imgur.com/gLsNT47.jpg
[CH: she really is an occasional-cortez doppelganger, right down to the caw-eyed expressions]
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I just wanted to post one more -and sillier- photo of Mrs Chebli, but the comment got stuck. It’s hard to comment to from Germany, it seems, happens with 80% of my comments.
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next try. https://screenshotscdn.firefoxusercontent.com/images/c1cb3f46-5c9c-42a7-8700-70e95c1cc421.png
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Genetic disorders among Palestinian Arabs: 1. Effects of consanguinity.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9021024
Among Palestinian Arabs the rate of consanguinity is very high and some 44.3% of the marriages are between relatives (22.6% of them between first cousins).
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I can’t post this directly, so there – Palestinian rate of consanguinity is 44.3%
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Corrupt, incompetent native rent-seekers import corrupt, incompetent foreign rent-seekers to help them remake their countries in their image.
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she has to go back
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