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Your Daily Game: The Box Out

The Box Out — a nonverbal physical disqualification maneuver — is a repurposing of a move that you’ll see little boys do when little girls encroach on their turf. It involves the boy boxing out the girl with his back and butt forming a perimeter shield, pushing her off and away from whatever action is in front of him.

It drives the little girls crazy, and it’ll drive the grown girls crazy too.

You know who does the box out to squeals of feigned indignation from chronologically adult women?

When I do it, I like to season the effect with taunts such as,

“stop bumping into my butt”

“don’t be a nosey parker”

“hey, mind your own business!”

“no no no no no no no no”

“HEY EVERYONE, SHE PERSISTED”

“man talk, darlin’”

A nuclear DQ like this one plays on women’s FOMO (fear of missing out). All women are attention whores, ergo all women can’t stand thinking they’re outside the scene looking in, like Tiny Tingle.

The Box Out is also a sneaky way for your glutes to cop a reverse feel.

24 Responses to “Your Daily Game: The Box Out”

    • mendo says:

      Wild. I do like how she’s getting her ass handed to her in the comments section. (And yeah, in general, single workers do extra work for those with kids. It’s just how it goes.)

      And I was listening to Colin Cowherd today and one thing he was talking about was making choices early in life and dealing with the consequences from it. To be mindful of the path you’re about to embark upon.

      Granted, he was talking with respect to men, so of course it doesn’t hold (though it should.)

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        The most closely guarded secret in the Frankfurt School’s entire arsenal is the cratering of White female fertility after age 30.

        These White girls will NEVER be told about it in hoch schul or undergraduate or graduate schul.

        Only when it’s too late will (((the OB/GYN fert!lity specialist))) finally inform the poor barren shiksa that it is, in fact, too late.

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      • mendo says:

        What are those numbers again: from 400k in their 20s to less than 30k in their 30s? Yikes.

        All the more reason to bunz–>oven when they’re ripe.

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      • Scanman says:

        Boo hoo. I want to make millions of dollars in banking AND have a family but it’s HARD!

        That’s not FAIR!!! WAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

        THEREOUGHTTABEALAW!!!

        Twats gonna twat….

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      • Scanman says:

        The smart women make millions in banking … and law and medicine and business by divorcing bankers, lawyers, doctors and businessmen.

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  1. […] Your Daily Game: The Box Out […]

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  2. Hugh Jenniks says:

    Is that Mollie Tibbetts’ father?

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  3. Realist says:

    Very clever. I almost feel guilty. Like learning how all the magic tricks are done before going to a magic show.

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  4. Don says:

    “testosterone levels have also dropped precipitously, with effects beginning in utero and extending into adulthood. One of the most significant markers of an organism’s sex is something called anogenital distance (AGD)—the measurement between the anus and the genitals. Male AGD is typically twice the length of female, a much more dramatic difference than height or weight or musculature. Lower testosterone leads to a shorter AGD, and a measurement lower than the median correlates to a man being seven times as likely to be subfertile and gives him a greater likelihood of having undescended testicles, testicular tumors, and a smaller penis.”

    Sometimes science is funnier than comedy. AGD bwahaha!

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    • Cracker says:

      interesting

      i suspect a similar abnormality would be found in masculine women. larger distance between anus and genitals or some other abnormality with regard to clitoral size/placement/development etc

      many women are sexually dysfunctional/abnormal now and need manual stimulation, oral, etc instead of having the ability to orgasm only with intercourse.

      procreation only occurs through intercourse so when women need things other than intercourse to orgasm, that’s proof that something is seriously wrong

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    • Diversity Is Good says:

      Shouldn’t be too difficult to work AGD into a stack.

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  5. The Herald says:

    Just the beginning.

    – Muslim student will be first Miss England finalist to wear hijab –

    https://www.rt.com/uk/437451-muslim-student-miss-england/

    – ‘Only the Start’: Norway Gets Its First Hijab-Wearing Model –

    https://sputniknews.com/europe/201809031067702724-norway-fashion-hijab/

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  6. Doktor Jeep says:

    A men’s only club is a boxout. So boxy they get ((lawyers)) to sue over it. In the future there will be mens’ clubs with nothing to sue. You can win, but you get nothing. There are a lot of secret ones already.

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  7. Gunslingergregi says:

    ROFL wtf

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  8. theasdgamer says:

    CH, have you been using my field reports for inspiration again?

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