Les Saunders, Protestant has a Game question,
Off topic, but an important question:
“You just want to fuck me.”
How do you deal with this statement. I’ve had it uttered when we’ve been wriggling around on a couch for another when the top is off, but bra on, pants on, all the way to when having a conversation on the street/in da club.
I know the correct answer is in the realm of “no I don’t”, but it’s a much more textured, nuanced, and layered response than that.
If you’ve hit on more than one woman in your life in a slut-and-the-city shitlibopolis, you will have been accosted by this male sexuality shaming shit test. You may encounter it during the first minute of conversation (less likely, but a pure tell that the girl is a superslut who wants to bang) or at the bedroom threshold (more likely, and a tell that the girl is a headcase who is running away from her slutty past).
Remember the CH golden rules for responding to shit tests:
- don’t be defensive
- don’t play into her frame
- do turn it back on her
“No, I don’t” isn’t a great reply. It violates the rule “don’t be defensive”. She’ll figure you’re lying about your lustful motive and are ashamed of it, and this will lower your value to her. Better is to fall back on classic tactics (Agree&Amplify, AssumeTheSale, BeAChallenge) that charge your ripostes with a frisson of jerkboy charm.
PSYCHOLOGICALLY PROJECTING HO: you just want to fuck me.
THE LORD’S PHALLIC HERALD: well, i DID, but now that you’ve killed the vibe…
or:
“you just want to fuck me”
“i’m not here to play checkers”
or (as the more open-ended conversational gambit):
“you just want to fuck me”
“more than the other girls here?” *point around the room*
If you prefer the denial response, make it an active one that assumes the sale:
“you just want to fuck me”
“you wish”
or:
“you just want to fuck me”
“look at that, we have so much in common!”
Few girls can resist a juicy script-flipped assumption like that.
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From a commenter,
“No, I’m only attracted to your mind.”
Don’t stop playing with her nipple while you say it.
LOL, this would be a hilarious running gag if you keep it up right through climax.
*pulling off her panties*
“i love your mind”
*fingering her pussy*
“your mind is so sexy to me”
*slipping your cock in*
“i only want to fuck your mind”
*cumming*
“godDAMN you have a hot mind”
“Are you asking me, or telling me?”
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HER: “You just want to fuck me.”
DA GBFM: “Don’t take it personally bro.”
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HER: “You just want to fuck me.”
GBFM: “and your hot friendz 2. did u text dem?”
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I’ve only seen this a few times as last minute resistance when the clothes are already coming off. What has worked for me:
“I’m going to do a lot more than that.”
*smirk, throw her over shoulder and carry to bed*
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“No, I’m only attracted to your mind.”
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Don’t stop playing with her nipple while you say it.
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As I was asking of CD on the previous thread: Is she in on the sarcasm?
Because a lot of these slags nowadays are sufficiently stupid [and entitled] to actually believe that line.
I got castigated for it on the previous thread, but if you ever want to grow up and ditch the Peter Pan Syndrome sh!znat once & for all, then you might consider blurting out an honest answer to the poor stupid slag.
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To their credit, CH & FE [on the previous thread] are offering up non-answer answers [“Look, squirrel!!!”], which aren’t technically lies.
But there comes a point in life, where, if a chick asks you a very serious question, such as whether you’re only interested in her for the pump-n-dump, then how you choose to answer the question is gonna determine your underlying character in this life.
And I’d argue strongly against any answer here which would be an outright lie.
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CO, you got my true answer as well. If you have standards, you stick to women worth holding the bag over.
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You misunderstand me CO. Got no problem with you on any other topic. Actually enjoy reading your stuff. If a guy says hey how do I bang out a ritalin addled ADHD attention starved club ho, I’m not going to lecture the guy on what he “should” be doing.
“But there comes a point in life, where, if a chick asks you a very serious question, such as whether you’re only interested in her for the pump-n-dump, then how you choose to answer the question is gonna determine your underlying character in this life.”
This again tells me you’re not out there playing the game. Something changed 3, maybe 4 years ago. Plenty of chicks ask this question because they want to bang YOU out. And they want to make sure you’re not a clingy bitch. But, being broads, they can’t come right out and say that.
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>>> “Plenty of chicks ask this question because they want to bang YOU out. And they want to make sure you’re not a clingy bitch.”
FE, that was pretty much my point on the previous thread – agree and amplify via honesty.
What I strongly object to here, however, is the idea that you can factually lie to a ch!ck about a question which is so fundamentally important to her self-image.
She’s asking whether you’re going solely for the pump-n-dump [after which she’ll likely never see you again], and I wouldn’t lie to her face about that.
There cums a point in life where your dignity & character have to be moar important to you than just carving another notch in your bedpoast.
Otherwise you truly are a psych0path [rather than a fundamentally decent guy who’s simply faking the Dark Triad].
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Man, this discussion just reminded me of something that I had completely forgotten about.
I had this FB that I had been banging out for a few years – we’d hook up once or twice a month, then go through cold spells for a few mnoths – and I went over to her condo one time, and brought some power tools to repair something that was broken, and I spent an hour or so on the project, and afterwards it was time to clean up the mess and engage in some mindless chitchat.
Then suddenly she snarked out at me somthing along the lines of, “Let’s not kid ourselves; we both know why you’re here.”
And it felt like a dagger to the gut.
Like an “Et tu Brute” moment.
So I gathered up all my tools, headed back out to muh pickup truck, drove away, and never set eyes on the b!tch again.
It’s weird when you can take more joy out of repairing something which is broken than in banging a single ch!ldless university professorette ho.
Poor girl.
She was very heavily influenced by (((Sex & the City))) – she thought it was the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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I’ve used. “Maybe, we’ll see.”
Quick related question. I’ve had an increase in women recently asking me if i’ve read “the game” because of my asshole-ness specifically around negs. I generally just play dumb and say I haven’t heard of it. Which generally gets the follow up of so “your just naturally an asshole?” I normally respond with something like.. “yeah, I’m a natural.” but I feel I could do better.
So the questions are 1) is it possible i’m being overly a jerk. (trying to calibrate here, I’m naturally sarcastic and snarky. 2) Is this more a reflection on the woman and her dating past?
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Why are you dating the chicks in the first place?
I.e. why do you even care?
If you’re just trying for the pump-n-dump, then it’s all just so much dust in the wind.
PS: If you’re truly “naturally sarcastic and snarky”, then that doesn’t bode well for any possible future waifu.
Being m@rried to someone with Passive Aggressive Personality Disorder is a pure unadulterated living he11.
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You tired of lecturing yet? Go get that sex change. You’d fit right in to the modern day shrew-wife.
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Settle down slow eddie
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Hey it’s Dreads, the resident nog brain.
Something tells me you’re no stranger to being the “third man in” but in an entirely different context.
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>>> “You tired of lecturing yet?”
Not as long as the pump-n-dump continues to send White Total Fertility Rates into the demographic vortex of d3ath.
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Shh. Take your pants off.
It helps if you can pick her up and carry her like a baby to the bedchamber.
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Current plate, not pleased that I’m
not interested in letting her move in:
“You just want me for sex”
Me: “Actually, yeah”
CP: “I love you!”
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That was precisely my position on the previous thread, but it was highly unpopular at the time.
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[…] The Male Sexuality Shaming Shit Test […]
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Girl: “You just want to fuck me.”
Me: “Sorry shorty, but you must be this tall to get on this ride.”
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“you just want to fuck”
“clever girl.”
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Again, my position on the previous thread.
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Likewise
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“more than the other girls here”
this is great, depending on mood, you can modify tone.
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“You just want to fuck me”.
Shrug nonchalantly. “And you want to let me.”
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Another vote for my position.
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You just want to fuck me.
i want to punish you
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Girl – “You just want to fuck me”.
Beta – “No. I want to pay off your student loans.”
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That happened the other day with the j00ish ped0 joke.
BETA: “No. I want to pay off your student loans.”
GAMMA: “No. I want to borrow the money to pay off your student loans.”
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This is the Shit Test is the equivalent of an off-speed Fastball right down the middle. Shes might as well be begging you to crush it deep beyond her pubic mons.
“You wish.”
“So?”
“And?”
“Stop begging.”
“Stop projecting.”
“If you’re lucky.”
“Am I just a piece of meat to you?”
Any terse response will get past it pretty easily.
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More votes for my position.
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“Do I look gay?”
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Throw the jew down the well
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”you just want to fuck me”
-i’m not trying to get you pregnant. (amused mastery)
-i figured you’d say that. (aloofness)
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This guy explains the 4 D chess better than anyone. Apparently has an Intel background. Cerebral and very interesting.
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This guy sounds like a nut.
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No he doesn’t. This is how its done in terms of intel signaling. Think of the French resistance. They did the same sorts of things. It is old school intel actually. The one he did on Obama’s speech at the Bilderberg meeting was pretty fascinating and he demonstrated that the speech said one thing in public and was made in such a way so as to edit it for the true audience also creating plausible deniability by being able to claim it was altered for reasons to discredit the Bilderberg crowd. He’s developed a big following among the Q crowd, especially the Q interpreters and what he says makes a lot of sense within that context. I have watched a lot of his other stuff and it builds on the various threads. The bit about Kate refers to the Uranium 1 deal and the governor of Oregon where the uranium coming from. He thinks Strzok has turned and the recent hearings were a charade. We shall see. It explains why the cabal is in such a panic.
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Not sure if this one is broadly effective or not, but I went one-for-one with it recently.
Her: You just want to fuck me.
Me: Would you rather I didn’t want to fuck you?(smirking).
When in doubt, turn the tables.
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you are a good looking girl, perhaps
even more beautiful inside but I cannot tell
I have not been there………….
Yet
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“Of course I do. Do you bring other qualities to the table?”
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When I read the headline of this post, I thought it was going to be one describing the commenter “King”.
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“If you’d rather just blow me…”
“What gives you get that idea?” Kiss, fondle, pull at other clothing…
“Glad to see you’re paying attention.”
Ignore the question completely.
“And?” “So?” or otherwise.
“Shouldn’t I?”
“Bored.” and walk away, turn head, ignore.
“And you were doing so well.”
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“Wōūldn’t yōū līkē ṭō kṇōw.”
“Thāt’s fōr mē tō knōw ānd yōū tō fīnd ōūt.”
“Dēpēnds … ārē yōū āny gōōd āt īt?”
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“Wrong. I’ve been celibate since the 2nd grade.”
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“I was a v!rgin until I met you” always drives them nuts.
Particularly after you’ve made them cum & cum & cum & cum & cum again, so that they know with metaphysical certainty that you know exactly what you’re doing in bed.
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When I operated in more traditional, conservative parts of the world, I would get: “what are you looking for”, a polite society version of, “are you just looking to fuck?”
I always responded with, “well, I’m not accepting márriagé proposals currently.” They never failed to laugh and that cut the tension, while shifting away from serious subject matter to fun.
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interesting you mention this
i was just thinking how sad it is that it seems so normal to everyone that a girl would say “are you just looking to fuck?”
what a world we live in where people are used to girls talking like that. it’s vulgar and classless.
all women used to be like the traditional conservative girls you mention. they all knew how to handle situations like this with good manners. not any more. pretty gross when you think about it
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To be fair I want to cuddle after too
Nothing pairs better after sex like a titty in one hand and a sandwich in the other
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Beware… in the euphoria of afterglow you might bite the titty and moosh the sandwich.
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No I also want you to make breakfast for me in the morning.
Thoughts
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I like this one, assume the sale & amused mastery
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How about “let’s not talk any more”.
I really don’t like when women do this. It’s cunty, and it’s feminist man hating. I probably would pump and dump her or just leave if she won’t have sex. I dislike her for suggesting I’m out to use someone.
The usual ASD I get is “let’s slow down” or “I’m not that kind of girl”. That’s okay. She’s not being a cunt. I’ll usually head that off by being the first to suggest a slow down. But then I’ll resume again a few minutes later.
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it is cunty
and a lot of girls act like that now. cunty is the default for most women these days
truly sad that most women don’t know how to do anything without being bitchy and/or vulgar anymore
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And many of them can’t even do vulgar very well. They swear in the same manner they use their purported “verbal superiority”: indiscriminately and endlessly. to little effect.
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If they keep their day to day language clean and save the four-letter words for bedtime, they sound a lot hotter. But like Cracker said, that sort of thing is a lost art.
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> “I really don’t like when women do this. It’s cunty, and it’s feminist man hating.”
That was kinda the way I felt when I was doing those repairs for the university professorette chick [whom I’d been banging for several years].
It was a sense of “WTF just happened?”
At some point, you gotta preserve your dignity as a man and simply walk away from teh nasty.
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To add to my own comment… in bygone years she might have said “you won’t respect me in the morning”. She’s afraid of being pump/dump used, and it’s a legit concern. Not enough trust has been built.
Perhaps you’ve spent too little time (or skipped) Mystery’s comfort stage. Maybe the best response is “I know it’s hard to trust people, but it’ll be okay”.
CO, I’ve also had women I’ve known for years suddenly act like they never trusted or liked me very much. It is shocking. There is something wrong with their heads. In each case she got a hard next.
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>>> “In each case she got a hard next.”
Yeah, that was my thinking with this particular chick – it was a visceral gut reaction of, “I don’t wanna be around this b!tch anymore. Never again. Sayonara.”
Also, in that particular instance, it might have been the first real Seinfeld/Friends/S&tC snark that had ever been thrown in my general direction, and maybe just the sheer cultural jolt of it snapped me out of my slumber and made me realize that something was badly wrong.
We’re a he11uva lot more used to snark than we were back in the day, although I’m pretty much at the point now where snark is a disqualifer for P3N!S -> V@G!NA [much less BUN -> 0VEN].
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time tested answers when a woman asks that…
1. how could you blame me?
2. well… okay… but i really want to fuck yer mind…
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Shh…
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“You just want to fuck me.”
“It’s my cross to bear”
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There is an old Chad Everett WWII black and white movie scene where he says I want you there and there. So there.
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Soyboy Cub fan virgin stares at Cardinal fan chad with Wrigley poon (Cards are up 16-2 also) https://imgur.com/a/oqb03af
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Tasty rack!
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And she’s jamming it into the cardinal fan chad who is being very passive and cool
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Children, children. Always tell the truth.
The strong man needs no apology.
“You just want to fuck me”.
“Not true. I want coffee with brandy afterwards”
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Yeah, I was thinking “what do you mean, ‘just’?”
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Best responses I can think of:
1) Play up the “that’s your idea not mine” and make them own the accusation (in the end, it really is their idea):
– “Oh, now you’re just projecting”
– “Stop spoiling the fun of letting me guess what YOU really want from me”
– “You don’t need to be that transparent”
2) The non-answer answer that keeps them guessing or provokes inquiry from them:
– “That’s not something you really need to worry about”
– “I guess you’ll just have to wait and see”
– “I really question your motivations sometimes”
3) Maybe make the accusation seem like something they shouldn’t have said:
– “Why wouldn’t I want to?”
– “Shouldn’t I want to?”
– “Is there a reason I shouldn’t want to?”
– “Stop telling me what to do.”
– “That’s a really odd thing for you to say right now”
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“You just want to fuck me”
Well . . . not you. . .
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“If nothing better comes along.”
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“…hard”
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Drawn-out deadpan “noooo…” with hard eye contact while slowly and deliberately nodding [yesssss].
Bonus points for hands continuing to move toward/on targets.
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My experience has pretty much always been that once you get your [moistened] finger on her cl!t, you’re home free – you don’t even need to say anything further after that point.
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“You might think that, but I could not possibly comment.” (Probably works best with the accent of the guy in House of Cards.)
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Some typical responses depend on the level of seriousness of the sh#t test.
I reply:
“Behave”
“What makes you think I want to f#%k you?”
Or if this is a more serious question I play it straight a la Krauser and frame it this way:
“Look, I’m a man you’re a woman, I see you as a woman, it’s only natural isn’t it?”
In that situation it’s often so surprising the girl gives that doggie dinner bowl look and agrees.
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“justt
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Bush-43 Cardiologist Ass@ssinated While Riding Bicycle to Work at Hospital http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3672626/posts
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Pardon me: It was the Bush-41 Cardiologist.
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https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-07-20/disney-fires-guardians-galaxy-director-after-old-tweets-about-pedophilia-and-rape
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“So, you’re saying I’m not gay?”
“That’s just for starters.”
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Very funny. The badge hahahahahaha. It reminds me of that story Sailer mentioned about the guy pretending to be a pansexual demi male SJW and the guardian published him.
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Oh in another video he literally holds up a jidf star badge hahahahahahaha.
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A good response to the op:
“So anyways, enough about me, lets talk about you. “
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Good to see our secret Masters asking why conspiracy theories aren’t banned.
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Maybe youtube should have a box saying “These people are psychopathic merchant brain men, they think you’re dumb!”
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I think libertarians are probably worse than SJWs. Im undecided.
Embrace National Socialism!!!
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National Review and Mitt Romney warned us about russia taking back money from our Masters! WE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED!!!!!!!
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I GOT YOU NOW YOU SNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEE IN THE GRASS!
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When Nixon was deposed in a coup by the (((media))) and certain ethnic minority elites, and replaced by this guy and the guy who voted for hilary I thought:
What was it about Nixon?
Was he not sufficiently conservative?
Was he not qualified?
Was he not the smartest president of the 20th century?
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Can’t figure out what it was.
Was it when he banned any jews from having an influence on his israel policy?
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
If Nixon wasn’t deposed….would 9-11 have happened?
^^^
This should be banned according to congressman Douche.
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Youll all like this scene.
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I actually love the dirty harry movies. The humour is brilliant.
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