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Naresh poses a thought experiment,

Here is a question

If you have to pick a woman who only has 2 out 3 which two would you want in her

Under 25, under a buck-25.

haha, true but not what you asked. Ok, here goes:

I’d choose no debt and virgin. My thinking: A girl can’t recapture lost virginity, and between the two slut tells — debt and tats — the former will wind up costing me more than the latter. (M2F wealth transference is almost unavoidable in any relationship lasting longer than three months.)

Also, tats on a girl are a powerful indicator that she bangs like a beast.

Yes, I know how unlikely it is that a tatted virgin exists in the wild. This was a thought experiment, after all.

34 Responses to “Debt-Free, Virgin, No Tattoos: Choose Any Two”

  1. DA GBFM LZOZOZZOZLZLZLZZL says:

    Da GBFM chooses
    1. Debt-Free, Virgin
    and
    2. No Tattoos

    dat is why da gbfm is singzlzozlzlzozozlzozlzozozlzol

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    • DA GBFM LZOZOZZOZLZLZLZZL says:

      it is a rule at many mid-tier iuniveirtsietsez
      dat when a womanz graduatetesz
      after da five years of butthetxing and desoulinzgzlzozozo
      she must tattoo her student debt amount on her hymen
      lzozozozllzoozo

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  2. Damn Crackers says:

    Tattoo removal might cost more than student loans. OTOH, you could cut out the middle man and just get her Left-Hand Latinx Womyn’s Studies diploma made into a tramp stamp.

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  3. mendo says:

    On that note, a girl that has tattoos is not a virgin, so there’s goeth that combo.

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  4. Ryu says:

    I’m not sure why the debt thing matters.

    Embrace the nigger mindset. Niggers don’t care about debt. If you don’t want to pay, stop doing it.

    Work as little as possible, get those gibbs, don’t own anything in your own name. Alot of those HUD niggers have more babies than the richest and “most successful” whites.

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    • Red says:

      What next agent (((Ryu)))? Do we start shitting in the street too?

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    • Cracker says:

      no

      besides the fact that taking on the habits of nogs is always a bad idea, it’s not only about the debt that she already has.

      the fact that a girl would rack up that much debt in the first place is an issue

      it’s a sign she is dumb, bad with money, has no sense of responsibility or cause and effect, and she will be the type to spend out of control the whole time you are with her. she will always have a justification for why she is spending on this or that and if you don’t let her do it, she will resent you for it

      never wise to pair up with a shortsighted woman who is bad with money and values having things more than ensuring a secure future for you and your own.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        “besides the fact that taking on the habits of nogs is always a bad idea”

        Cracker, I gotta strongly strongly disagree there.

        From the point of view of Darwinian Nihilism, if honoring debts causes the White Race to vanish into extinction, whereas if dis-honoring debts allows the n!gger race to persevere, then that one’s a no-brainer.

        Life before Death, muh brutha.

        Life before Death.

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      • Cracker says:

        yeah, i see your point

        better is to not be stupid enough to take on huge debts in the first place.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        “better is to not be stupid enough to take on huge debts in the first place.”

        Right.

        But just the other night, I was listening to Dave Ramsey on the radio, and I got to wondering how you could waifu a chick with massive student loan debt without ever being forced to repay any of it.

        It would help if she went off the grid, so that the loan officers couldn’t hunt her down, and you’d need to set up all of the physical deeds [house, car, boat] so that they were in your name only, and you’d need separate checking accounts, etc etc etc.

        In particular, it would really help if she were sufficiently disciplined so as to never allow any sort of reporting agency to learn of her street address with you [long term, setting up a fake street address would be some work – for instance, you’d need a fake street address every time she went in for a driver’s license renewal].

        But with a little work, I bet you could simply “disappear” her off of the financial grid, and you could waifu her and have a big family and [at least in many states] there wouldn’t be a d@mned thing that the moneylenders could do about it [even if they did discover that she was living with you].

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        >>> “you’d need to set up all of the physical deeds [house, car, boat] so that they were in your name only”

        If you were worried about a chick fleecing you in a d!vorce r@pe, then you could leverage her student loan debt against her [in a scheme like this] so as to make certain that there was no communal property which she would be entitled to in a d!vorce.

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  5. elooie says:

    I like CH’s two picks. Young and skinny. The rest are inputs to help determine how long I keep them around.

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  6. whereiscourtney says:

    I’ll flip it for the females:
    Debt-free and not a virgin (one of us has to know what the hell we’re doing!) Tatts aren’t a dealbreaker for me, and I’d say for most women, as long as they’re minimal, meaningful, and in decent spots. I hate guys covered in tattoos… Reminds me of gangbangers and guys who just try too dang hard to be edgy.

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    • Chase says:

      I’ve been aesthetically put off by tattoos for as long as I can remember – the only thing I could see getting one for is their traditional use: to bind a group of men together, in time and place (basically, a band of brothers in a war). That’s the use for their permanence. What did I value when I was 18 that I still do? The only thing I can think is my family coat of arms, but meh. It probably would have been the Denver fucking Broncos. Since everything having to do with the faux tribalism of (((organized))) sports now repulses me, glad I skipped.

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  7. Tiberius says:

    A virgin that has tattoos? I bet she can suck and blow you at the same time.

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  8. […] Debt-Free, Virgin, No Tattoos: Choose Any Two […]

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  9. Anonymous says:

    Lots of young, white, tattoo-free kind-hearted virgins that want marriage and babies here in Newfoundland! Can’t guarantee debt-free though! The beautiful accent makes up for it.

    [CH: newfies are cuties!]

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    • Captain Obvious says:

      Sounds like Heaven on earth.

      SRSLY.

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    • earl says:

      In feminist-cucked Canada? That sounds like some sort of homeschool enclave shielded from the rest of the pozzed country.

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      • Agent X says:

        Its literally an island accessible only by boats. Unlikely a bridge will ever be built to it as the only closest feasible land is virtually impossible to get to by road anyway. Or so far that ferries will always be almost a day faster.

        The nogs go for the cities and the gibs. The Maritimes are pretty based, especially the farther east and north you go. I was in Nova Scotia with a Trump sticker soon after the election and a bunch of people wanted pictures of it.

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  10. Carlos Danger says:

    Women will always want you to pay for them. Its their DNA. If you have money, most will find a way to stop working.

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  11. mikeraw says:

    i was recently engaged to a girl 12 years my junior that checked all three boxes.

    i’m currently dating another virgin (a friend of the ex) who’s a virgin, no debt, but has a tattoo. a ballerina, to boot.

    they’re out there.

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  12. Based Papist says:

    No tats virgin with debt is your best option. You can pay the debt, you can’t take off the tats or turn a slut back into a virgin. Money means very little, you’ll earn a lot of it in a lifetime. The many many children you should be planning on will cost much more than her debts.

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    • Greg Eliot says:

      Bravo! My attitude always was the equivalent of “Money? Pfft… I’ll just go out and make more.”

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    • Cracker says:

      i agree for the most part

      although you do have to consider why she has a lot of debt.

      did she make one stupid mistake and get a student loan because that was the bad advice she got from her parents, teachers, college advisor?

      or does she have a history of overspending and making unwise decisions that negatively impact her future?

      if it’s the latter, not only will you be saddled with her existing debt, you’ll also be battling with her for the rest of your time with her because she’s materialistic, is not future time oriented, careless with money, and has no impulse control.

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    • Lord of the Gulf Stream says:

      Virgin with no tats probably has not gone to Karousel Kollege and therefore has no debt.

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  13. dvdivx says:

    Throwing a girl out because she is the wrong class is about as smart as smoking crystal meth.
    Real reasons: Skank, mudsharking, not white, old, low IQ, ugly, fat. Class/caste bs only applies to shitskin Indians.

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  14. earl says:

    No cocks and no artwork. Women will put you into debt one way or the other…so if I can get pure womb and body for kids it’s worth it.

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