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Theodore asks,

Game question: What is the best way to respond when a girl asks if she annoys you?

As you probably surmised, this question is a trap. If you answer yes, she “got to you” and you sound a little butthurt. If you answer no, and she really is annoying, you look weak for appeasing her. A teasing evasion is the way to go. I’d answer, “now you do”, or “when you ask questions like that, you do”. One of my favorite go-to lines for taunting girlquestions like this one is, “You wish”. It totally deflates a smarmy beyotch and re-establishes yourself as the dominant banter force.

The other countermove is Agree&Amplify. “Yes, you are the most annoying girl I have ever met. Each second with you is like waterboarding torture. I’m gonna call you Gitmo.” Obviously if you’re saying this with a wry smile and over-the-top eye rolls, she’ll laugh and come back down to earth to meet you human-to-human instead of shit testing theatrical drama queen-to-human.

The Gotcha! Girl trips up many a beta male with her deviously probing questions. The best frame of mind to have for skirting this trap is to dodge her rhetorical charge and make it about her and her insecurities instead of about you qualifying yourself to her. The thrust (heh) of a man’s seduction should always be away from qualifying himself and towards qualifying the girl.

42 Responses to “Your Daily Game: Girls Playing Gotcha”

  1. greginaurora says:

    Yeah, but you’re really pretty.

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  2. Greg Eliot says:

    Half the yeggs ’round chere, alt-R allies they be, do the same sort of inane games and take great glee in annoying men.

    Which, of course, is why we lose. :duckface

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    • Greg Eliot says:

      On a side note, my go-to line to gals on this sort of shit-test is a tried-and-true deadpan with put one word:

      “Immeasurably.”

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      • trav777 says:

        Indubitably is good too as it establishes your literary/IQ cred and makes her run to a dictionary to figure out wtf you just told her. Women love treasure hunts.

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  3. […] Your Daily Game: Girls Playing Gotcha […]

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  4. spartacus says:

    “…and why do you care what *I* think of you.”

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  5. Chase says:

    “There’s not a woman out there who doesn’t. *wink* *ass-slap*”

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  6. Wilbur Hassenfus says:

    “Try harder.”

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  7. everlastingphelps says:

    My first instinct was “Right now?”

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  8. Rudolph says:

    “I’m used to it.”

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  9. Nads says:

    You can make up for it later…

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  10. Hey now says:

    Dated an annoying girl that used to say “I’m sorry I’m annoying/bothering you” just randomly. Dumb blue pill me would then say, “That’s ok” as an auto response to “I’m sorry.” Trap sprung. Instantly inundated with “So you think I’m annoying?!?” bullshit and caterwauling. Best response I’ve found is either a grunt or a no response at all.

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    • vfm#7634 says:

      “Instantly inundated with “So you think I’m annoying?!?” bullshit and caterwauling.”

      “(shrug)… well… you have been…”

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  11. Grit says:

    Go for the cut. “Do I annoy you?” “Well, you do have a huge pimple forming.”

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  12. Hawk says:

    Me: “alphabetically or chronologically?” *smirking as I said it

    Alternate I’ve encountered:

    Her: “what’s my worst feature?”

    (Gave same answer)

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    • I like it, but it requires too much brainstuff to process. I bet you get a quizzical look in response.

      It’s like speaking Latin to a dog… everyone knows dogs don’t speak Latin.

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  13. Cesare says:

    Go full Bogie, ‘You probably would if I gave you any thought.’

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  14. jake02wins says:

    “I don’t think of you at all.”
    Or
    “Who are you again?”
    Or
    “Move. I’m trying to watch that TV/blonde/car.”

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  15. OS says:

    “Dream on”

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  16. Ironsides says:

    “Do you? I wasn’t paying attention.”

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  17. blert says:

    “Yes, why do I put up with you?”

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  18. Hackett To Bits says:

    “Huh? I was staring at your cleavage.”

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  19. Akira Kurosawa says:

    “You one of them lousy kissers?”

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  20. vfm#7634 says:

    “In what way?”

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  21. “Do you annoy me? Yes. Now turn around and show me my favorite part.”

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  22. >> As you probably surmised, this question is a trap.

    Bigger picture… this is part of how she “proves” you’re beta, and has an excuse to dismiss you, and/or find a new guy:

    — She presents you with a FALSE CHOICE… to see how you react
    — This is a classic psychological DOUBLE BIND

    >> “Yes, you are the most annoying girl I have ever met. Each second with you is like waterboarding torture. I’m gonna call you Gitmo.”

    ^ Great. All of the options presented essentially take a “choice between A or B” (“butthurt or appeasing”), and INVENT A THIRD OPTION (which is… LEADERSHIP).

    >> The best frame of mind to have for skirting this trap is to dodge her rhetorical charge and make it about her and her insecurities instead of about you qualifying yourself to her.

    The best frame of is to “be at the cause, not at the effect.” You SURPRISE HER (=lead her). But none of this is about “her.” WE ARE THE CENTER OF OUR WORLD… not in “reaction to her,” her traps, or anything else.

    “You wish” is excellent, as it is a reframe that suggests that she wishes she had an impact… on YOUR WORLD.

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    • Hawk says:

      Basically, a sh1t test is an fem-behavioral antibiotic dose to prevent beta male sp3rmatic infection of her eggs.

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      • Yes ^.

        And, she ALSO “uses it” to get rid father #1, so she can have a 2ND BABY with the next guy, to increase genetic diversification across alphas. Savage evo-bio.

        The guys that wrote the book BELOW talk about “BETAFICATION.” And the DOUBLE-BIND is a tool toward that “breaking down” of a once glorious bastard into the guy that pays her alimony while she has the next kid with the next alpha…

        http://amzn.to/2CV9Bzw

        Practical Female Psychology: For the Practical Man

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  23. Diversity Is Good says:

    my Memes stuck in mod.

    “Am I annoying you”?

    Smirk. Chuckle. Pat on head. “Cute”.

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  24. StAugustine says:

    “yeah, I basically think of you as a little kid/little sister [deadpan or lol]”
    “Is that what you say when you just farted?/did you just fart?”
    Go short – Use a big word – Immeasurably is pretty good
    Go long – recite a speech, like Lincoln’s Gettysburg address “Four score and seven years passé our forefathers George Larry Curly and Moe did meet…” Or Shakespeare “A horse a horse, my kingdom for a Horse!” Or a nonsense rhyme or poem “listen my child and you shall hear of the midnight ride of Paul Revere” (non sequitur) lol or one better:

    Once in Persia reigned a king
    Who upon his signet ring
    Graved a maximum true and wise
    Which, if held before his eyes,
    Gave him counsel at a glance
    Fit for every change and chance.
    Solemn words, and these are they;
    “Even this shall pass away.”

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  25. twopassatman says:

    Gotta say, my go-to for any questions like this is “What’s your name again?” Slays them every time. Perfect follow up if you need it is “You do look kinda familiar…”

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  26. Holden says:

    Game question: What is the best way to respond when a girl asks if she annoys you?

    I’ve never had this happen. Are you referring to some strange girl who just started to talk to you in a bar or something?
    A female who would even ask this is doing it to see if she got your attention which is the female’s main objective in life and females will do stupid things to get male attention, like laughing or making little sounds or even dancing around with each other.
    She: asks the question
    You: Pardon me?
    She: repeats it
    You: I hadn’t noticed you and don’t know you or if you’re annoying

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  27. jabowery says:

    “It’s kind of cute but you still get a spanking.”

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  28. Foreskin pulled back with lube so fresh says:

    1. Yes till you take off your clothes.

    2. Nothing annoys me. I am the greatest.

    3. Not as much as your friends/mom/whoever

    4. Not enough to not cum all over your pretty face.

    5. It’s not annoyance. Just nuissance.

    6. It’s not you. It’s your nose/hair/shoes/whatevee

    7. Not as much as your sister when she is choking on my dick.

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