Birthday Cat Game is a tried and true flirt-over-text technique. But generic Cat Game is an all-purpose, any-time, any-place pickup ploy. Your Cat doesn’t have to be diving into a birthday cake to make an impression on a girl.
A reader gives an example of Random Cat Game,
I met a Korean smokeshow the other day at the mall, instant boner but I knew that there would be an element of flakiness over the phone.
She dodged an attempt at date setup, so I deployed a non sequitur as per CH teachings, worked a charm.. and this one is combined with a cutie pie element and some qualification.
I’m trying to balance out game with this kind of thing, since many women are intimidated by me in person (scar on my forehead).
The exchange:
This was a stalled out text convo (note the time stamps between the cat text and the previous text), which was rescued by the cat in the bread pic. The follow-up Game was tight, too, disqualifying the girl by asking her if she could best a cat in the cuteness and fun departments.
This isn’t Jerkboy Game, unless you want to call it the mildest form of jerkiness. It’s really just a form of teasing and light-hearted self-amusement that tragically escapes most beta males when they’re interacting with women, who take them far too seriously. Levity isn’t in the beta male’s playbook, which is unfortunate because levity is a social cue of a man’s sexual abundance. A well-fed man is attractive to women because he is a proven commodity; no need to wonder if he’s a beta under the hood.
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PS I agree with some commenters that this guy’s text game, other than the cat pic, is pretty bad. But the power of the non sequitur is evident in its ability to distract a “smokeshow” from otherwise bad text game.
PPS You don’t need much jerkboy game to flirt with waifu material. Asian chicks tingle at a different frequency than White girls; asians generally prefer, or at least better tolerate, niceguy beta courting, and can be intimitaded by the type of jerkboyishness that White girls love.
PPPS If you’re wondering why I’ve focused on Cat Game so much, it’s because 1. it works and 2. it adopts the primary symbol of spinsterhood — the cat — and turns it against the bitter cat ladies who despise men aiming to date and fuck a higher class of women. Cat Game is about #LoveWins and #LonelySpinstersLose.
Broken English game.
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Raugh Out Roud.
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Otherwise known as Rice Nigger Game
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women can’t into english
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Da GBFM
more butthext leads to morez school shootingz
less buthetutchext leads to happy menz womenz fmailiesz
hence dante placed da butthctextsing sodomites on the same level of hell as da usuersz
and hence tucker buthexting max rhymes with goldman sax
lzozozlzolzlozoz
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Indeed.
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“da usuersz”
LOL’ed.
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Lately I’ve been seeing a lot of talk about cutting your loses with women that act up or don’t react at all with no follow up attempts. There is a lot to say about knowing when to make an exit but as this shows sometimes minimal effort is all it takes for a turn around.
On a Saturday night I decided to give a list of old numbers one last try before deletion. Most didn’t respond but one did. Our conversation had dried up about a month ago but she was up to meet for a drink. Later that night I was plowing her in her bed. She was one of the most generous girls in bed I’ve ever had too.
There’s often no risk to text a girl you’ve only met once and if there’s no risk then anything after is all reward.
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“She was one of the most generous girls in bed I’ve ever had too.”
Sounds like there might be some quality chemistry between the two of you. Keep her in mind for a Tiberius Jr.
You’re lucky if you cross paths with True Natural Chemistry even just once per decade.
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Sometimes it all depends on where they are in their hormonal cycle. If a girl isn’t giving you anything to work with, sometimes all you need to do is wait a week or two to text them, and they are DTF.
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Underrated comment
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if its just fuk can get ho for 20
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She was one of the most generous girls in bed I’ve ever had too.
I usually tell them tipping isn’t necessary.
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If she’s a Jew you needn’t bother.
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This.
It’s one thing to obsessively text a dead lead. Another to throw a bit of chum in the water.
Risk is what ego buffering chodes think. Self amusement is what poonslayers think.
It’s called game, so lighten up and play.
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http://www.chabad.org/holidays/purim/article_cdo/aid/3263355/jewish/Why-Do-Jews-Go-Berserk-on-Purim.htm
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damned mod.
study what Purim celebrates goys
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the one where after doing king’s enemies in, their thank you was being shipped back to the Canaan wasteland.
just another textbook example of the greatness of jewish foresight?
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No. Wrong answer.
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cap’n
that’s on the right half picture is cruelty, on account of this here Lent (I know y’all Re-Formed types don’t bother with antiquated things like fasting)
don’t be waving bacon in front of this eastern-riter papist, pls.
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Given his facial scar, I’d think he would capitalize on his appearance (as per CH):
Him: itd be bad if we went out.
Her: bad?
Him: later, in bed, I might break you.
Her: what time you picking me up?
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/Joker voice: “You wanna know how I got these scars?”
…nah.
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I got my facial scar on 9-11 (2009).
“What did you do on 9-11?!”
meaningful pause, look soulfully sideways for a bit, look back into her eyes:
“We can’t talk about 9-11 . . .”
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The man for her is the one who GAVE him those scars, amirite? 😉
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“Gave him those scars”
A Magnificent Seven reference for the win.
(The real M7, with Yul Brenner and Steve McQueen. And yes, ive seen Akira Kurosawa’s original but like the western better.)
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It’s always gratifying when the homage is recognized, and the jest hits the mark. 😉
Well done, Hawk.
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Jesus Christ, this guy’s texting is awful. I can’t even focus on the cat without the stomach-churning nice guy anti-game spewing from his thumbs. “Great talking to you, have a nice night”??? Awful. “Nice day”?? Can’t think of any better example of nice guy anti-game than using the word nice over and over again. And what’s this ‘can I ask you a question’ bullshit. That could possibly be used as a beta feint to set up a bomb. Maybe this cat pic has some potential but in this context, it’s like picking out a piece of chocolate from a pile of diarrhea.
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Was a tad cringey
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This post of CH’s seems way out of place….
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russian hacker, probably
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I can think of worse. Probably did worse texting myself back in my pre red pill days.
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>> cutting your loses with women that act up or don’t react at all with no follow up attempts
>> There’s often no risk to text a girl
This has been on my mind a lot lately.
There IS a risk… and it’s an INNER GAME risk. The risk is: you become the guy that “expects rejection.” A guy that trains himself to think rejection is normal. And then… you bring that, in subtle ways, into your new pickups. That is real. It’s a normal thing for guys to do… but it’s far from ideal.
You’re CORRECT… that we can turn things around, and revive quiet leads. It’s rare (fresh leads are the best leads), but it happens.
So my RULE IS THIS: If… you’re killing it… you can ping old/stale leads. If… you’re collecting new leads on the regular… you can loop in old leads. Your good vibe and confidence will help w/ those old leads.
This guys ^… is doing well. He has “mojo.”
If you’re NOT adding new leads… going back to stale ones will magnify your “loss rate” and teach you to see yourself as “bottom guy” ((C) Yohami), which is terrible for your game. It’s a downward spiral.
So ping on an uptick in your life… you can afford it. And if the Game Gods are being rough on you… go hustle new leads and leave the old ones alone.
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Hi, Nash/Days. Yeah, xxI’m inclined to agree. I happen to be insanely arrogant, so this isn’t a problem. But if you aren’t amped up on your own testosterone, your own male beauty, you should be considering the ramifications and effects of your own actions on yourself. Your self-image (“inner game”) can be the casualty of failure after failure.
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WTF? Lots of weirdos in vancouver. Shithole city full of soy boys in skinny jeans and fat purple haired women. Also, kind of like living in an ice age rainforest.
You seem like you will fit right in.
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Will you get off humping xxmy leg? Loser.
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Since you haven’t taken time to change your handle yet this week, I’ll do it for ya and this one will stick :
Hoover in Hongcouver.
After all, you do suck to the max.
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Best positive vibe is the post-c0ital energy you have after the first time with a new beautiful woman.
You walk like a p1mp and all the chicks notice that you are different somehow.
If you can remember that feeling and recreate it at will, that’s how you get their interest piqued, their curiosity. And a curious chick is simply asking for you to call her kitten.
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Fuck I love cats. Beautiful animals, whether domestic or wild.
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Not big on oriental chicks though. I prefer my women good looking, blonde, and dumb.
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Lol and double lol….
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Yeah,ain’t he kind of letting down the white race or something?
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Same here. Don’t blame Kitty for the Cat Lady’s craziness.
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watch undercover boss can see really the true hate for older white males lol
ceo goes undercover in own company good show
every time they get looked at crazy like why they get that job
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I’m fucking a big ass bitch lol ex is like a beached whale rofl
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getting in shape a bit though anyway
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What about the 16yo?
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she aint 16 yet
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Since this is a machts nichts thread, allow me to go off topic:
https://www.theringer.com/olympics/2018/2/21/17036496/2018-winter-olympics-norway-medal-dominance-wealth
Laughable article that sites every possible Marxist interpretation of this “Norwegian phenomenon” except the most important…
… yep, you guessed it… genetics. 😉
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The Olympics are great for demonstrating that genetic differences are real. Some people will try to dismiss skiing as “only rich white people can afford to learn that…” But if you look at track and field, where they can’t play the “rich white people” card — it’s fun to watch them try to rationalize why sprinters are African, and shot putters are Northern European.
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The way they try to shoehorn negros into bobsledding… and make such a theatrical production of ANY negro who can even compete somewhere/anywhere in the Winter Olympics is both amusing and (((haid shakin’))) at the same time.
I damn near spit out my bourbon when the winning woman’s bobsled team from Germany had a negro brakeman.
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And of course we had to have the usual negro squawk about carrying the flag… never none it to fail, put even one or two negroes into the mix of a hundred Whites and there’s always strife and drama.
And fuck those Whites for even voting for the n1gger at all and giving him a chance to squawk about the tie being broken by a coin toss.
Wonder if it was a Lincoln penny?
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I believe that uppity negro in the flag “dispute” totally failed in his event, whatever the hell it’s supposed to be.
Biathlon is worth watching, there’s shooting involved. It’s not exactly 3 gun but some of the girls are cute.
Actually, there’s lots of cuties in the winter olympics……I wonder why that is?
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I am just happy that the Winter Olympics falls in the middle of “black history month”. Almost like someone is giving them the finger on a cosmic level.
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I like to celebrate MLK day, when the kids are off from school, by taking the family to one of the whitest states in the Union and going skiing.
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I believe that uppity negro in the flag “dispute” totally failed in his event, whatever the hell it’s supposed to be.
He was 35 and already over the hill for his speed skating event… alas, though, the shitskin still has bragging rights on two prior golds, so that’s probably why they even bothered paying for his plane ticket this time.
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O/T. Does anybody have a recommendation for a decent pair of boxing gloves and sparring pads. Or is the $30 set at a sporting goods store good enough? I plan on using them for training not competition. I will mostly be hitting a heavy bag.
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I use Everlast.
There’s a wide price range depending on the use intended.
https://www.everlast.com
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Don’t get the big marshmallow boxing gloves, stick with a good pair of heavy bag gloves or some of them new-fangled MMA gloves.
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https://www.hixmagazine.com/best-boxing-gloves-for-heavy-bag/
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There ya go.
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I have a pair of Venum gloves and a pair of Hyabusa gloves. The hyabusa’s are nicer but they are a bit on the pricey side. The Venum’s are more than good enough if you’re just hitting he heavy bag. You can get a non popular color of the Venum’s for 30 bucks on Amazon.
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Assume you’re already doing so, but if not, whatever you use, make sure you wrap your hands, bro.
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Thanks
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“…hitting a heavy bag.” Well,whatever it takes to keep the wife in line!
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The “ahahaha” response.
Sometimes talking to girls feels like may as well be talking to a plank of fucking wood. That uninteresting convo too, (on her side as well)..
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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Did the reader bang her?
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lol
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The problem I have with this type of game is that Don Draper or James Bond would never do this kind of stuff. And since I pattern myself after them, I wouldn’t either.
I suppose if you’re in your early to mid 20s you could get away with this type of behavior…but how can a grown man act like this and still call himself a man?
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Thank you… and the fact that we would give a twenty-something a pass for it sez a lot about the current state of American sustained adolescence.
Back in the day, you were expected to be well on the path to manhood by your middle teens.
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The feminized infantile millennial generation male is reduced to cutesy BS like the kitten text above because he lacks real world masculine role models to learn from and to emulate.
A Draper or a Bond IRL is a unicorn to most of them in terms of actual acquaintance. Blogs are useful like this one, true, but a real male of the old school mold IRL is far more powerful. So those if us who have sons and nephews e.g. Gen Z, and get Game have a responsibility to teach them.
Learn Game. Do Game. Teach Game.
Save Western Civilization by Game.
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What’s a “Korean smokeshow”? Is that a korean version of kubuki theater or something?
But seriously, for this to be good game I’d hate to see a poor effort. An actual female wouldn’t have replied at all.
Still, looks like he’s putting himself out there (even if it is low hanging fruit), which puts him ahead of the vast majority, and I assume he’s still learning so we’ll call it a decent early effort.
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“What’s a “Korean smokeshow”? Is that a korean version of kubuki theater or something?”
it’s the pussy version of imitation crab. or vegan jerky.
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a zhyd, or a gypsy, or a combo of such.
befits a cuck to be slobering over it
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betcha she speaks Urdu.
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What happened to the delusion damage site? It’s domain is up for sale. Is there any other sites with all of the manosphere links?
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Update on the continuing aftermath of Charlottesville, for anyone following:
http://www.vdare.com/articles/anarchotyrannyincville
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I’m interested to see what will happen to Fields. If he’s acquitted I’ll be tempted to hit up some leftist friends with some huge I told you so’s.
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how cute all the blacks let off
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some confirmation from a normie site of the CH game wisdom https://www.developattraction.com/girlfriends-not-interested-sex/
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womenz go nuclear
First woman in history takes helm of US nuclear weapons arsenal https://t.co/LNRJUw3t9r pic.twitter.com/t4KVbJExx1
— Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) February 23, 2018
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C CUCK crowd :
See no words about it on MSM
and liberals say Trump is anti women
Liberals are trues fascists
muh tax cut mah Jerusalem
lolz One of the main 2015 goals was to destroy this cuck institution
We have failed, the consequences will be dire
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Great. So someone who’s main decision making process is “feelz”. Makes ME feel a whole lat safer.
How about she go home and look after her children (only THE most important job in the world)?
Oh wait, got married at 47 and has no kids apparently. At least she doesn’t get into gender politics.
Oh, wait, “launched in 2005, LEG Inc. is a boutique, woman-owned, consulting firm…”
Fan of Ted Cruz, but no fan of Dubya, so not all bad.
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Why the phuck isn’t Rick Perry wearing a tie, for Chr!st’s sake?
I always felt like there was something kinky-weird about that dude.
Like he has a toe fetish, or some qu33r sh!t like that.
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Rick Perry has been long rumoured to be a homosexualist. Stories abound on the Internet, with accounts from various sources.
I’m surprised you weren’t aware of that, Cap.
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Great. So someone who’s main decision making process is “feelz”. Makes ME feel a whole lat safer.
How about she go home and look after her children (only THE most important job in the world)?
Oh wait, got m@rried at 47 and has no kids apparently. At least she doesn’t get into gender politics.
Oh, wait, “launched in 2005, LEG Inc. is a boutique, woman-owned, consulting firm…”
Fan of Ted Cruz, but no fan of Dubya, so not all bad.
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“got m@rried at 47 and has no kids”
A de facto race traitoress.
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Greg Eliot
“Since this is a machts nichts thread, allow me to go off topic:
https://www.theringer.com/olympics/2018/2/21/17036496/2018-winter-olympics-norway-medal-dominance-wealth
Laughable article that sites every possible Marxist interpretation of this “Norwegian phenomenon” except the most important…
… yep, you guessed it… genetics. ”
I was hoping for a post or commentary on the Olympics along the lines of genetics. When you see the beauty and strength of those Russian women skaters…is there any higher standard? Tried to find a study on the ‘Medals counts’ based on ethnicity – but none seem to exist. Would make a great study but definitely taboo for any researcher. Then there are the Summer Olympics…
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They won’t even do a stoner study, man, on all those odd aerial ski and snowboard things they merely added so ‘Murrica and Canada could feel good about themselves, amirite?
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OT, but great article by Anonymous Conservative (w/ CH quote) on Parkville.
https://www.anonymousconservative.com/blog/
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Yeah, that was an excellent poast by Ironsides.
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MOAR FODDER FOR CONSPIRACY THEORISTS: Coral Springs police “blew past” Broward Sheriff’s Deputies to get to shooter. http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3634902/posts
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(((Scott Israel))) had four deputies there – the School Resource Officer and three others – all of whom refused to enter the building. Apparently Coral Springs Police Chief Tony Pustizzi & his peeps weren’t cc’ed on (((The Memo))) from the (((Deep State))).
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Somehow I just don’t trust Scott Israel. Dunno why. ha.
Welp, maybe the deputies were confused by the drill, just like the air traffic controllers on 9/11.
btw , I agree with VD -“‘crisis actor’ is the most effective rhetoric to surface since ‘fake news’. MSM is in total hysterical meltdown over it.
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How could you not trust (((Scott Israel))), signatory to the November 5, 2013 WALL OF SEPARATION between Law Enforcement & Skrewl Authoritaizzzezes?
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dang the handshake pull to crotch move dang
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whats up with the dude who wouldn’t follow cnn script
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For almost a half-hour after a school shooter dropped his assault-style rifle and escaped Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, police officers thought they were seeing his actions live on the school’s security system. http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3634825/posts
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They soon realized the images were tape delayed, which Coral Springs Police Chief Tony Pustizzi told the South Florida Sun Sentinel made a chaotic situation more confusing.
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As part of the WALL OF SEPARATION initiative to reduce the grotesque racial disparity in crime statistics, the (((skrewl))) had set the video system on an half-hour tape delay, so that they could ERASE THE VIDEO of crimes committed by ch!mps & armadillos.
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tl;dr == J00z cheat at everything, and they especially cheat at video.
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at which point Occam’s Razor finally takes over and one realizes, ((they)) really are cretins?
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“geniuses” should not cheat. every. single. time.
no?
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if the overton window keeps moving at this pace, wikipedia pages like this will be put up for deletion in under 3 years:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanzee
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You were right, I used a🍷emoji to restart a prospect 2 weeks later. Thank you Dark Lord.
https://ibb.co/jGLy2c
https://ibb.co/ihCp8H
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http://insider.foxnews.com/2018/02/22/cnn-scripted-gun-violence-town-hall-debate-questions-says-florida-student-colton-haab
kid that said cnn said I think to follow script
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“whats up with the dude who wouldn’t follow cnn script”
Just another pesky little Heritage American shegetz who will have to be sent off to the j00lag.
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cap you got to watch undercover boss for inside look at whats up its off the chain
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white dude ceos beat down by minorities every episode
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it totally jumps the rails after first season
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Donald J. Trump
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I will be strongly pushing Comprehensive Background Checks with an emphasis on Mental Health. Raise age to 21 and end sale of Bump Stocks! Congress is in a mood to finally do something on this issue – I hope!
;”””””””””””””””””””
yup time to get out
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Donald J. Trump
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We salute our great American flag, we put our hands on our hearts for the pledge of Allegiance, and we all PROUDLY STAND for the National Anthem. #CPAC2018””””
in there somewhere is land of the free
free to buy a bumpstock or whatever
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I could care less about bump stocks, but you don’t give the enemy a fucking INCH.
Raise the age to 21? Fuck you.
You can go and die in a (((war))) for israel at 18, but defend yourself and your family at home when you get back? No?
I say it again, FUCK YOU.
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Already a better workaround – google “bianary trigger group”
Better yet, YouTube it.
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There was a cat? Must have fallen asleep before I got to it
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