There’s that nümale gloryhole face again, agape and waiting eagerly for the buckcock to jam the back of his throat. It’s the contorted grimace of fear and submission, and why not? The sweet chai breakfast boi with his soylent grin is the emasculated, aromatase product of a globohomo world order which prefers its consumerist cogs in a state of asexual surrender.
This buttplug generation can’t pass from the scene soon enough.
Related: The national emasculation is evident wherever you look. The latest trend is the “soyboy sit“, or the “soy sit”. Also called “cuck leg”.
The demasculinization of young men is a phenomenon that is pressured by a variety of outlets, namely feminist movements and college campuses. Since the ’80s, which famously marked the decline of the alpha male, the public idealization of masculinity has declined as far as traditionalism is concerned. Consider the icons of past decades (e.g. Clint Eastwood, Robert Conrad, Burt Reynolds) with media stars today (Robert Pattinson, Harry Styles, Justin Bieber). There is something about a “feminine” man that succeeds in the current social paradigm.
“Succeeds”, only if loosely defined to mean “gets airtime on house organs and has to molest manjawed coworkers to get any action”.
Feminine men can only succeed in small numbers, by exploiting tiny sexual market niches as sneaky fuckers stealing women who’ve been emotionally abandoned by their chad lovers. But a society full of these feminine men, as we have now, is destined to fail, and fail spectacularly. The sexual polarity will return with a force. The natural order will resume. The God of Biomechanics doesn’t slumber for long.
Didn’t the truck scoop up the people in the movie?
I guess that’s the Gen 2 Soylent truck.
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Forgive my naivete, but is this “soylent” a Photoshop joke, or is it an actual product in Clownworld?
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Well I j00gled, and apparently it’s a real product. I wonder how much they had to pay for the “soylent.com” domain name?
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CO-
It’s a real product. The latest incarnation of Slim Fast style meals.
Idea- tell libtards to market the product to Africa to ease hunger there. Don’t they care about baby blackies dying of hunger? Meanwhile, let’s lower some sub-saharan T levels and neuter some negroes.
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Maltodextrin (carbs)
Oat Powder (carbs, fiber, protein, fat)
Whey Isolate (protein)
Grapeseed Oil (fat)
Potassium Gluconate
Salt (sodium)
Magnesium Gluconate
Monosodium Phosphate
Calcium Carbonate
Methylsulfonylmethane (Sulfur)
Creatine
Powdered Soy Lecithin
Choline Bitartrate
Ferrous Gluconate (Iron)
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CO, the flavors vary from person to person
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Remember, CO, they’re so different from us that even stuff like this that seems so obviously disgusting that nobody would go there…leftists are drawn to to it like flies to shít.
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Lol Mendo
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Incredible that somebody would actually name a food product “soylent”. Maybe the movie is now too far back in time for the youngstaz, but still.
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No, it’s a real product– so named by geeky people making a wry joke no one gets today because dumb people haven’t seen the movie.
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da gbfm started a new channelz!
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“pass from the scene”
I wonder what their sperm counts are like? [SRSLY. No ghey.]
I saw a couple of bearded Numales taking their dogs to the dog park yesterday – they had gotten out of their cars and were walking across the parking lot – and one of the Numales had a big pot belly [maybe 5’9″ & 200 lbs] and he was struggling mightily to control a 30 or 40 lb pitbull.
[CH: OF COURSE he had a pitbull rescue project.]
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CH, they all do.
And their dogs are vicious as he11. Utterly undisciplined.
I don’t walk around sh!tliblistan anymore without a small piece of 1″ metal pipe in my pocket [about 12″ long] in case one of those little k!lling machines lunges at me.
I need to get my CCW license, but I just haven’t had the time to get around to it yet.
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Hey, big guy, a CCW doesn’t take time. It takes an amount of willpower as small as your little pipe you carry around. Took me half a morning to get one, less than that to renew it. Take some time off from posting trite shit and do it. You’ll thank me afterwards.
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Thanks, Mordecai.
Next year in jerusalem, muh hebe.
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You’re welcome, Mr. Goldbergsteinmanfeldowitz. Humorless, flat and unoriginal (“muh” is a CH-ism). Over and out–I don’t find it entertaining to converse with someone who’s still hanging on a locker by his BVD’s. Oh, and I think your 1″ pipe is showing. Over and out.
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And with a single parry, she’s out of the fight.
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What state are you in? In mine I had to take a 12 hour class (for me, two 6 hour sessions, so a blown weekend, basically) with a written test at the end, and demonstrate at the range that I could hit within a 4 inch diameter circle with 6 consecutive shots at a distance of 20 feet. My permit is good for 5 years; can’t believe four have elapsed already.
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Lighten up, barbarosa… Cap’n Obvious is one of the chateau’s features.
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In my state, for a CCW you do have to go through a background check (and not have spit on the sidewalk 40 years ago, lest you have to write a letter of explanation to the State Police, who keep all such incidents in their Double Secret Probation Database that they’re not supposed to have)… but other than that, as long as you don’t piss off the local sheriff, you’re in like Flynn, with renewal and a double-sawbuck due every five years.
(actually, it’s merely called a License to Carry Firearms, but usually referred to a concealed carry because you’re actually allowed to open carry without it, although tales many and ribald occur when you actually try to… but I digress)
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What state are you in? In mine I had to take a 12 hour class (for me, two 6 hour sessions, so a blown weekend, basically) with a written test at the end, and demonstrate at the range that I could hit within a 4 inch diameter circle with 6 consecutive shots at a distance of 20 feet.
Damn, man, you’re about qualified for SWAT right there, amirite?
All seriousness aside, that would be a bold feat with a Ruger LCP. 😉
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I was bitten in the face by a dog when I was young…the dog did it for absolutely no reason
I was lucky he only caught my upper lip it could have much worse, it was a dalmatian
I carry a spring activated knife on me at all times, even when I mow my lawn
the next dog that attacks me will have its troath sliced open wider than its mouth
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You don’t need a CCW to own a weapon for personal defense, just a clean record. Where I work there’s a worn out wooden fence that separates my parking lot from the neighborhood, and there’s always loud ass barks from the other side. When I go to the dumpster I carry the 9. My attorney (who’s a 30yr CC that delivered mail in his younger years) has advised me if shit pops off shoot to kill and call him immediately. He’s seen the damage that a vicious dog can do first hand. Texas.
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You guys have the wrong attitude about your concealed carry classes. A good concealed carry class taught by legit instructor is enormously valuable. If you’re just going through the motions you either have a really shitty instructor or you are foolish and lazy.
When I took the state-required classes to get my CCW the retired detective who taught the course put us through the ringer. They made sure we were very familiar with all state laws and the time on the range was invaluable. It was like the IDPA.
We practiced with about a dozen different guns in a bunch of different situations (shooting while moving, shooting from cover, etc) with live fire. We practiced with all the different styles of holsters and learned how to draw safely from different positions (try drawing from behind your back in a barber chair sometime).
It was really helpful. If you don’t train and don’t know what you’re doing a handgun is a bigger liability than an asset. I got my first gun when I was 6 and have been shooting all my life. I thought I knew everything but I learned a ton from the classes. A good CCW class can save your life.
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In WA, it’s pretty much like barbie described. A couple hours of waiting around and filling out forms. Fingerprints, background check, pay a small fee. No range time or proficiency tests.
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“You guys have the wrong attitude about your concealed carry classes.”
I don’t know what you’re talking about here; you’re reading something into my post that wasn’t there. My class, though not as rigorous as yours, was very informative and the certified instructor experienced and knowledgeable. I certainly learned a great deal, though I was not made an “expert” by any stretch of the imagination, just a responsible gun owner with a good grasp of safety and the pertinent law. My only point to the Captain was that even though he doesn’t have a lot of spare time he could accomplish his goal in a weekend (assuming his state req’s are not materially different from my own). I was not implying it was a waste of time, merely that obviously a sacrifice would have to be made with its associated opportunity cost. The chiding tone is not warranted here.
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Us yeggs have the wrong attitude on just about everything.
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The “blown weekend” thing just kind of struck me the wrong way.
I didn’t mean to scold. Just to advocate for the CCW classes. They are great. People should take them whether or not they plan on carrying, and if they are planning on carrying they should take them very seriously.
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A handgun is never “a bigger liability than an asset” unless you’re using it to start something instead of stopping something. That’s a pretty tired cliché, like saying that you’re more likely to die from having a gun in your home than you are to use it in defense.
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What do we expect? Boys are treated like defective females and herded into estrogen-farms known as public schools, where they are overly-medicated into torpor and where grrrrls are encourage to usurp whatever’s left of their (nominally) Y-chromosome-bearing schoolmates. This mouth-agape look used to be a females-only (or ghey-only) proposition when I grew up in the ’80’s.
Now it’s ubiquitous. Like skinny jeans, baby carrots and idiots calling you a Jew on a forum just because they don’t have anything better or smarter to say.
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Shut up Jew
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Gave (((yourself))) away with the capital j
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@ barbaresco: “Now it’s ubiquitous. Like skinny jeans, baby carrots and idiots calling you a Jew on a forum just because they don’t have anything better or smarter to say.”
“Jew” is the very best insult of all and we should be encouraging it, not discouraging it.
There is no greater weapon in our arsenal, and no faster route to throwing off our shackles, than spreading the word “Jew” and knowledge of how evil they are and that they are our implacable enemies.
By the way, your first paragraph looks like cover for the point you really wanted to make in your second paragraph.
And by the way again, your use of “we” is also suspicious.
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[…] Sweet Chai Breakfast Boi […]
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That look is truly getting entrenched here! It does appear to be mostly an evolutionary dead-end. These dudes get so little female attention, those that remain 10 years from now will be forced to find their gonads again or disappear forever. The later is most likely. I have to thank out host for really driving the “physiognomy is real” point home. The more I open my eyes and look around and keep this phrase in the forefront of my mind, the more I see that its true.
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Backfeifengesicht.
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Wow, he’s like the apex manchild:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesse_Cox_(entertainer)
To his small credit, at least I do not see any literal cuckoldry or #resistance bullshit evidenced in his most recent tweets or his bio. He just wants to play his vidya, watch Star Wars, and feed himself.
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Looking at these pictures you realize what Wilhelm Keitel felt in 1945.
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Go easy on the guy. His chaotic evil ranger/thief probably packs a powerfully enchanted bow.
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This is rabbit hole of youtube comedy I have no time for!
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this guy’s only hobby is probably rewatching Master of None and wishing he was that Poesen fella
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mmm, that sweet new thread smell…before someone starts adding all the dildo pictures.
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I feel like Edward Longshanks when I see pics like this.
aside: these fuckers putting soy in their sugar coffee to make sugar/soy bodies. I use no sugar, coconut oil with a stick blender. Saturated fat for a nice low insulin caffeine fix.
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The scene where he throws fag boy out of the window is one of my very favorites. It makes me feel all squishy inside.
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another great film that couldn’t get made today
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Patrick McGoohan shoulda got an Oscar for that role.
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Longshanks gets a bum rap in Braveheart but he was in reality a very good king. He tossed out the moneychangers and they had to create the English Civil War in order to return.
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Indeed he was. For the English.
Which was, basically, his brief. Can’t fault the lanky Plantagenet cunt.
It was his ghey sons that lost Scotland (and Picardy etc.) to the likes of us.
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Compare to stone cold frame holding like this here chink..
Sad.
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hans wtf?
Ant people ARE meat robots, no big deal here.
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Slap a coal shovel in his hand… that’ll toughen him up.
A couple months in fight club and his cookie-dough backside will be carved of wood.
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What is up with the gaping mouth BS? Seeing it everywhere now. The feminist fish mouths amuse me but this punchable soy boy open cock holster crap is annoying as shit.
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I had my children late just so they wouldn’t be Millennials.
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LOL’ed.
KKKotyW at least.
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Heartiste, look at this woman complaining about men having their own outlings and excluding her. I work in a mostly female enviroment, and they often go out to girl’s only meetings, they exclude me and I understand, why is it that women can’t understand we men need our own spaces too?
https://www.thecut.com/2017/09/ask-a-boss-the-men-at-work-keep-having-all-male-outings.html
[CH: because women have an entitlement mentality in place of shame.]
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Where I live, weekend hunting trips and afternoon sport shooting are common business activities. Women aren’t specifically excluded, but it’s known (and accepted) that they will not be invited and should not ask to attend. There are other professional development/networking events that women organize instead just for themselves. Everyone gets along in the office fine. Much better to do something else that interests you more, rather than marinate in your bitterness.
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this is very much a thing. they dont want no male’s only spaces, but women’s only are fine. the universities are banning frats, but not sororities. even fucking barbershop quartets should have woman now
the thing is, is that in male’s only space there’s so much more space for truth. i’m pretty sure you learn more in a barbecue with your friends than at an university nowadays
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“If you could just file a complaint about sexism and not have to worry about professional ramifications … well, there would be a lot more complaints being filed, that’s for sure.”
That’s what they really want, the rebirth of the Stasi, for to fight the “sexizmz”!
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Stop posting these schmuck faces. Every time I see these pics I want to punch my computer screen. Make it stop.
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My reaction to seeing that face was an immediate desire to punch it. It hasn’t taken long to despise this type of weakness on proud display.
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C H, we need another punchable shitlib contest. I’m sure there are plenty to choose from.
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A test of anyone’s resolve in how to refrain from snapping on this entitled Obama minion:
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Er, no. Just cut it in half. Are all Americans this obsequeious?
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Unfortunately, yes.
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Jew Jersey — You’re gonna have a bad time.
This is what they hope to make all of America. A giant strip mall with hostile 70 IQ vibrants everywhere just to keep you occupied and in line.
She’s pregnant….
Yaaaayyy!
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Jew Jersey — you’re gonna have a bad time.
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Each day whites are expected to endure little stupidities like this from niggers without doing anything about it.
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The white people were nearly as bad.
Jew Jersey — nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
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You know he probably spent a solid 20 minutes positioning around, trying different looks and faces, to get the right shot for his super clever selfie.
That he thought this was post-worthy says more than his gaping, chinless maw ever could.
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Male feminism is perhaps one of the best examples of Stockholm Syndrome.
In many ways they’re the worst affected and the most targeted by the onslaught. Yet they lap it up.
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On facebok a lot of people are posting photos of Justin Trudeau sitting like girl while Trump is in the other chair sitting like a man, let me correct that, sitting like an Alpha male.
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I should have saved one …now google has replaced them with justin trudeau sitting in less of a girly way
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Incredible. That is deeply programmed insanity right there.
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how to be a Male Feminist: interrupt and shame women, while virtue-signalling by making up bullshit gender-neutral vocabulary.
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It’s childish and moronic but true nonetheless…it would give me so much satisfaction to heat the living daylights out of that smarmy little shit.
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Beat not heat.
Ffs…
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yeah that sounded pretty gay
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rofl
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https://i0.wp.com/kek.gg/i/7DGwVw.jpeg?resize=603%2C410&ssl=1
That effeminate f****t actually looks like he’s eyeing Trump in that photo.
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Melania looks more masculine than Trudeau — he’s upstaged her.
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That’s why they like technology. It makes them more lazy, er, I mean, efficient.
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Look at his twitter icon…he is a fucking furry too.
He needs all that soy to power his afternoon of yiffing.
I wonder how one lives with the knowledge that they are a never ending source of disappointment and shame to their family?
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