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The Nümale Grimace

It goes by other names:

The Male Feminist Rictus
Soylent Grin
The Soyboy Void
The Castrate Gape
Moneyshot Face
The Shartle
The Prog Agog
The Awestruck Chucklefuck
The Human Gloryhole

Apparently, these low T wonderboys are mimicking an emoji. Grown nerds reduced to male bonding across a vast cultural emptiness via an iphag cartoon face, linking up in a shared snark experience so they can forget for a second how much time they spent in lockers. The always invigorating TOG put it best,

Nerds are always mining the internet for quirky frontier jibberish that they can then copy and emulate and pass off as their own to other nerds IRL.  However all the nerds are online in the current year +2 and they’re all seeing the same cultural references at the same time so theres no originality, no character, no uniqueness – just the same quotes from the same latest episode of GoT.  Emulating emojis is just the latest iteration of this trend. Before this it was emulating anime characters and before that it was emulating saturday morning cartoon characters and sci fi characters.  These broken f****ts are brainwashed by jewish media 100%.  They cant wait for the next episode of Rick and Morty to come out so they can memorize it fast as possible to get all the snarky lines and regurgitate them back to their robot nerd friends so they can sound and act like the nerd actors they have been programmed by Hollywood to emulate.  This has been the problem with our culture since jews took it over about 100 years ago.  The jews demoralize the American population to control us; they make us feel weak, ineffective and worthless using tv advertisements to make it seem as if the only option to not be weak is to act like Sloth Rogan, or act like Will Smiff, or act like Ross from Friends.  All the ugly beta nerds are scurrying around trying not to look like ugly beta nerds and the best they can come up with is emulating Hollywood programming and mimicking cartoon facial expressions.  All they have to do is some light aerobic exercise, lift weights and eat right but they refuse.

Personally, I think these nümales are subconsciously assuming a submissive facial expression. The whole world is a silverback ape to them (including the women) and they respond with a gaping piehole showing both rows of teeth to assuage predators that they mean them no disrespect nor designs on their primacy.

108 Responses to “The Nümale Grimace”

  1. Anonymous says:

    And I know where I stand on banging their wives or girlfriends…

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  2. C says:

    There’s a physiognomy Israel factor too. For reasons they can’t or won’t identify, they instinctively hate their own faces. They sense that higher value men and women in general also resent their visage, so they break it into an expression that serves the purpose of what the last paragraph says, and cover it in shitty fur.

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  3. Jaded Jurist says:

    A former officer, I feel a primal NEED to exert pain upon these long-haired, dope-smoking civvie neutered scum.

    Remove their vote, at the very least, for sake of the nation!

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    • Captain Obvious says:

      Kinda off topic, or maybe not, but of the roughly thirty White/semitic/sh!tskin dudes in CH’s collage – especially the White ones – what percentage do you think were raised by single m0thers, with 75% to 100% full custody of the poor boys?

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      • rocko says:

        I’m going out on a limb and say the guy with the purple hair next to the one with the nose ring was raised by a single mother. I’m just saying, only moms and gay “dads” think it’s ok for their spawn to dye their hair as adults. It looks retarded on women in their 30s and 40s, so it looks extra retarded here. A real dad would have called him a dumbass a la Red Forman and would have given him an ultimatum of either getting rid of the purple hair, or risk getting disowned. Of course, if the second one happened, he would attention whore on Gofundme for shekels. But clearly, there’s no dad here.

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    • vfm#7634 says:

      We need another punchable shitlib contest here.

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      • mendo says:

        Too tough to choose. They all need punching.

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      • Jaded Jurist says:

        Is it just me, or did 2017 somehow slip by without said contest? I recall entering my submission, the dude who was upset that the chinks didn’t consider him Chinese even though he’d been an immigrant for several years.

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    • King says:

      Eighty percent bearded, too. There’s a whole book of psychology waiting to be written about that phenomenon. Suggested title: “The Evolution of Ethan Krupp” …

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  4. Tiberius says:

    Fear grimace

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  5. Does “Nümale” rhyme with Tamale?

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  6. LeShitlourde says:

    Male virgins should not be able to vote.

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    • rocko says:

      They have to prove themselves by gaming a random chick and presenting the evidence via webcam and a sample of her panties. Prostitutes and jailbait will not be accepted.

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      • King says:

        I have confidence that, as real talk becomes more and more permissible again, we will be able to make the necessary distinctions required of a stable republic, namely the composition of the patrician (voting) class. In the meantime, voting should be subject to any and all reforms that restrict it, the most promising being a civil contract which exchanges one’s “right” to vote for welfare and security. The franchise is not only not a right, it is most certainly not an “unalienable” one, and so its “alienation” should be promoted by those who find such a precious privilege too onerous to exercise when there is a spot of rain in their precinct.

        I would bribe the demos with inexhaustible, inflation-indexed annuities for life. Dangle gibs in front of a NAM’s face and he’ll do the right thing. For all the uppity assertion of their independence, deep in their dark souls they know they have no ability or inclination to govern themselves, no matter what feelgood propaganda the soy left has shoved down their throats for the last 153 years.

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    • That’s not a bad idea. Ideally, only White, property-owning men with a net tax contribution to the state (Romney wasn’t off on his 49% remark) would get the vote. I’d like to restrict even to those who aren’t márriéd, but that would eliminate a lot of productive young men who essentially fund the government.

      Chubby soy boys who rent a crummy apartment downtown, compleat with soiled bedsheets and a weird roommate – no vote for you.

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      • Chadmore says:

        “only White, property-owning men with a net tax contribution to the state and who have fathered white children”

        I fixed it for you. Only those men with a stake in the future of the nation should be able to vote.

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      • Schopenhauer says:

        White married property-owning fathers with at least one genetically-linked child by their only wife. That’s the minimum franchise requirement for a functional “democratic” society.

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      • LeShitlourde says:

        If you want to restore America to a family-based society, this is the only way to go.

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      • King says:

        [Meant to reply here … (I blame mods!)]

        I have confidence that, as real talk becomes more and more permissible again, we will be able to make the necessary distinctions required of a stable republic, namely the composition of the patrician (voting) class. In the meantime, voting should be subject to any and all reforms that restrict it, the most promising being a civil contract which exchanges one’s “right” to vote for welfare and security. The franchise is not only not a right, it is most certainly not an “unalienable” one, and so its “alienation” should be promoted by those who find such a precious privilege too onerous to exercise when there is a spot of rain in their precinct.

        I would bribe the demos with inexhaustible, inflation-indexed annuities for life. Dangle gibs in front of a NAM’s face and he’ll do the right thing. For all the uppity assertion of their independence, deep in their dark souls they know they have no ability or inclination to govern themselves, no matter what feelgood propaganda the soy left has shoved down their throats for the last 153 years.

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      • King says:

        Slavery and colonization are by definition charity: those without the strength to break their master’s chains by definition do not have the strength to master themselves, which is the prerequisite of freedom. Therefore a magnanimous soul must take up their care for them.

        At some point this century, we will be explicitly begged by the camp of the saints to once again take up the white man’s burden. They are already begging us implicitly via immigration patterns; at some point they will find the words and insist rightly, in the face of condescending western mythos, on not being ashamed of their inferiority. Only then will we have an incentive to cooperate in their well-being.

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      • dzhugashvili says:

        those without the strength to break their master’s chains by definition do not have the strength to master themselves, which is the prerequisite of freedom.

        While they’re engaged in breaking their masters’ chains, do the slaves get to use the same quality and quantity of guns as the masters, or are they required to do it with their bare hands?

        Oddly enough, historical experience shows that the masters have usually voted “no” to this question. It’s almost as if it’s a rigged game.

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      • dzhugashvili says:

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      • myshariamoor says:

        @King…Yeah…To your SECOND entry: SHIT-HOLE Gambia just BEGGED the British Commonwealth to let ’em RE-JOIN!

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    • Kyo says:

      “Male virgins should not be able to vote.”

      A good idea, but if it is implemented while women still have the vote, society is finished.

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  7. oogaboogaman says:

    The only grimace I want to see is Ronald McDonald’s retarded friend.

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  8. BC says:

    SoyDick goes where?

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  9. I think there’s more possibilities than just aping the emoji:

    1. Millinniels tend towards hyperbole at all times, so this face supposedly shows the subject is having an over the top good time.

    2. All Millinniels think they are the stars if their own sitcom, and I believe I’ve seen this face on actors when they break the 4th wall to epathisize an absurd situation.

    3. Post 1960s, being a serious person of any sort is out of fashion, so people want tonlet everyone know how zany and fun they are. The numale grimace ensures that no one will take you seriously, ever.

    4. A channer opined this is a primate expression showing submission.

    PS I saw Dick Spencer making this face in a tweet the other day. WTF?

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    • vfm#7634 says:

      Spencer is actually a left-wing socialist. He talks like a fag too. Obvious gamma.

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      • Jaded Jurist says:

        I want to like the guy, but yeah, just the way his lips move when he speaks unsettles me.

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      • LeShitlourde says:

        He’s a fag and he takes the white glorification too far and in the wrong direction.

        He always references cathedrals as the pinnacle of white achievement, and talks as if no one else can make them, when chinks and even Persians can.

        White supremacy is peripheral to the cause. The most important point to nail down on (and conveniently the one he never does) is that, regardless of browns’ achievements, the White West is the ONLY place that is going extinct.

        Chinks, browns, blacks, etc. aren’t having their homes overrun with foreign genetic contamination, only us. Globalism only applies to us. It is only our countries up for grabs. The asymmetry is the point that will motivate the most normies to quit this nation-destroying garbage.

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    • Macro Investor says:

      Losers always try to follow the crowd. It’s conformity, plus trying too hard to be the clown and get a laugh.

      Alphas never want to be in the “in” crowd. Betas strive for it. Women cringe.

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    • Djibouti Fishnet says:

      Excellent poast.

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    • Wild Man says:

      The hyperbole thing – yes. That’s where you see this shit. When they share faux-outrage among like-minded company (other shitlibs), maybe in response to some politically incorrect speak or something similar – that’s the expression you see among this cohort, in that circumstance. Because they know their like-minded company are not being sincere with the PI-speak, but are just looking for a rise out of their buddies within their ghey shitlib tribe, so they give them that ghey expression as an element in this ghey shitlib bonding ritual, in response to faux-irony (which could also be described as twisted-irony or double-irony).

      This in effect is a weird kind of bonding by way of ironic virtue-signalling, all meant to mean: “I know that you know that we, us shitlibs together, are better than that, and those for which we are better we are hereby mocking with our faux-outrage at faux-PI-speak”.

      Look – lets say some outsider repeats the same PI-speak, word for word, would this elicited in-group expression then occur?. Not that expression – that’s for sure.

      So, …… in summary this expression is one of the elements present in the faux-confrontation/faux-outrage dynamic, and said dynamic is a way for these shitlib people to reduce anxiety and seek in-group comfort by way of emphasizing the ‘us vs. them’ sentiment their collective gestalt is primarily marked by. As such the antithesis of the true-west perspective.

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  10. yewotm8 says:

    The eyebrows as well. Try to look threatening with raised eyebrows. It’s about as hard as trying to look non-threatening with lowered eyebrows.

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  11. TLM says:

    …..Nerds are always mining the internet for quirky frontier jibberish that they can then copy and emulate and pass off as their own…………

    That describes Johnny Depp’s entire career of ripping off Adam Ant.

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  12. rocko says:

    I dig the guy with the Cookie Crisp box. You know, I will admit, every now and then, I will have a bowl of, say, Fruit Loops, especially if it comes on those little boxes. But I’m not going to post pictures of myself holding a cereal box as if I just unearthed the Holy Trail. Also, he looks like the kind of hipster idiot who pays $5 for a bowl of cereal because it’s “ironic”.

    And I’m not surprised Will Wheaton made it here. Shit, Sheldon Cooper was more alpha than he was just on the virtue that he called out Penny on her whorish ways.

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  13. rocko says:

    Also, Will Wheaton is going in my list of possible celebrity sex offenders for 2018, alongside Quentin Tarantino, Stephen Colbert, and every male news anchor on ABC News. #metoo #ibelieveher

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  14. KyGrifter says:

    “Personally, I think these nümales are subconsciously assuming a submissive facial expression.”

    You’re right. It’s called zany face and every dumb slut on Instagram has a dozen zany face selfies.

    Consider it nature’s way of saying, “Don’t bang.”

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  15. Anonymous says:

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  16. I see tables of fagets like this when I go out to restaurants and other establishments. Pudgy, bearded, whiny-voiced, sloppy jeans/runners, graphic tees (sometimes ironic), aping garbage they watch on 14 hour Sunday Netflix binges, drinking Labatt 50 (Pabst if stateside). Sometime, a girl will be at the table, an unattractive wench, usually verklempt and wearing problem glasses. I hate them.

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  17. plumpjack says:

    basically they’re depressed and they try to hide it by overcompensating. passive aggressive, prius-driving, virtue-signaling, fucking sanpaku-eyed fucking shitlib catladies have the same “is this what a happy person looks like?! look how happy I am! see my smile?!?” expression on their faces.

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  18. The Beard with the Weird has the Gulp that Swallows.

    “The Big Gulp” that ruined YOUR WORLD.

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  19. Rick Derris says:

    Isn’t that the expression that inmates make during prison rape?

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  20. Will S. says:

    Reblogged this on Patriactionary and commented:
    They are of course aping actual females in this, as well as Hillary Rodham Abedin

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  21. Truth-hammer says:

    I call it ‘Surprised Jew-Face’.

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  22. Oswald Spengler says:

    https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/between-the-lines/201105/study-finds-smiling-men-are-less-attractive-women

    “Women find men less attractive when they smile compared to when they take on swaggering or brooding poses, a Canadian study has found.”

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  23. Anonymous White Male says:

    I think the gaping orifice is an evolutionary signaling mechanism that advertise to potential dates the girth that they can accommodate when orally massaging their jazz launchers.

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  24. Oswald Spengler says:

    It’s the shitlib nümale version of the war face.

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  25. Adam says:

    Mouths wide open, ready to start sucking diverse cock.

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  26. pdwalker says:

    One picture is bad enough, but all together? What a horror show!

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  27. Anonymous says:

    Why are these fuckers so pansy looking– do they have no testosterone?

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  28. Vice says:

    I think you’ve got it wrong. Showing teeth is aggression, not submission. It’s why dogs (and humans) close their mouths when they are scolded, why black people cover their teeth when laughing (so as not to be cockily rude).

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  29. […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  30. cortesar says:

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    • Snake From Bait Darm says:

      as a rock solid gen-xr … I can’t help but notice that the kids look like shit. Even the nerds back in the day were kinda healthy. This group of guys looks older than they are, road worn, without the kind of hardness that should come with looking like you simultaneously worked on a chain gang for 20 while being covered in a layer of vasoline.

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    • Jaded Jurist says:

      Lost my shít at “trendy, very active on Twitter”

      Further lost it at the next line “favorite method of activism is complaining”

      Ran out of shít at “uses words like problematic”

      Reserving my next shít for “donates to at least one Patreon female”

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    • vfm#7634 says:

      “more functional in society than average beta males” is wrong… unless you define shitlib hives like HR departments as “society”.

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    • Anonymous says:

      Jeez, I work with a bunch on nu-male neckbearded vocal fry skrillex-haircut gamers in their mid-30s (one who’s a literal cuck who’s into Marxism and enjoys babysitting the kids his ex-wife dumped him to begat with another more douchey coworker)… as combat veteran who stopped being a video game freak at half their age, listening to their manchildishness all day will drive you nuts (one older dude here threw up his hands, screamed they were a bunch of “faggots” and quit). Jesus jumped-up titty-fuckin’ Christ, where in fuck are these dipstick pussies’ balls?!

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  31. No soyboys here. says:

    OOOOOOOOO THKWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    fags

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  32. Snake From Bait Darm says:

    rapeyness is forever threatening to land upon the chad but forever dibbling out the dizick of the numale

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    • Snake From Bait Darm says:

      Mutherfookin’ Aziz Anzari gets caught up with bullshit fake raype claims. Still, fuck em…let the left eat their own.

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  33. DavidS says:

    It’s not imitating emojis so much as imitating ugly and fat women. Seems like every woman I know who is a 6 and below makes that look, and it goes back to them being uncomfortable with themselves so they have to make a stupid look in every photo.

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    • Jaded Jurist says:

      Same reason fuglies wear Problem Glasses. The glasses distract attention away from the ugly mug.

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  34. vfm#7634 says:

    “squee-face”

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    • Oswald Spengler says:

      This is the way the world ends
      This is the way the world ends
      This is the way the world ends
      Not with a bang but a whimper.

      *squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

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  35. Titus says:

    Jesus tittyfucking Christ… I need to shave my glorious beard of Norse whiskers after seeing all those cum dumpster dick holsters wide open.

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  36. blowme1 says:

    More proof that physiognomy is….well, you know.

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  37. Snake From Bait Darm says:

    maybe this is why the Vikings killed so many english when they came ashore. disqust.

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    • Martin Carlsson says:

      Sounds like an HBO series, not reality. British men are LOT stronger than Scandinavians, who are basically the wimpiest men in recorded history. Essentially they sailed around a sparsely populated Europe, farming. Look at Minnesota these days and try to substantiate how these “people” are BETTER than Anglo-Celtic descent men. At best, the women are better looking on average, and that’s pretty much it. They are a hardcore Democratic voter base and tend to be very pro-Jewish.

      Alt-Righters are way off in certain areas. This is a good example. Shows you up as a US-centric movement that doesn’t even understand basic racial differences among the European subgroups.

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  38. jakoye23 says:

    Enough with the stupid anti-Semitism. There are good points here, but they get drowned out by these Muslim terrorist talking points.

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  39. Ian Vagabond says:

    Soyboy Ground Zero perhaps?

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