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The title of this post is something a grandmother would say to her granddaughter warning her against drinking as a gateway to sluttery and morning-after “regret rape”.

On this wonderfully anti-feminist subject, reader pavetack describes a photographer’s social experiment in girls and their drunkenness.

Photographer takes photos of friends after 1,2,3 glasses of wine.
Notice by the second glass every woman is trying to appear seductive, and by the third it’s “devil may care”. Drinks that go into you may make her more attractive, but ones that go into her definitely do.

These were my favorite “RBF-to-DTF” series of increasingly besotted women photos:

drunklady1

drunklady2

Two thoughts:

Smooth Gs who can successfully bed sober women earn more of my admiration than womanizers who rely on drunk girls exclusively for their make notch count great again.

Important lesson here for the ladies: If you don’t want to regret sleeping with a man the next day, don’t get drunk with him the night before. Hooch cuts the line between your brain and cooch.

Glancing over the men’s photos, the overriding pattern is “sober serious face” -> “drunk smiley face”. I don’t see many seductive faces appearing on the male mugs. Chicks don’t much dig smiley men, so it may behoove you smoov dudes to move on the gina groove when you’re sober. Otoh, if you’re drunk, the girls you’re with are likely drunk too and probably won’t notice how stupidly you’re smiling at them.

109 Responses to ““Drink Will Make You Forget You’re A Lady””

  1. PA says:

    You just triggered a couple of Slutwalks.

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    • These people are obviously all sh!tlibs. Sober, the chicks look like witches. Tipsy/drunk, they look like a ton of fun. I’ve seen that pattern for quite a while now – sh!tlib chicks being all cute & cuddly & f*ckable when under the influence, but the next morning they immediately revert to witch mode, and the Darkness returns with an even greater vengeance than before. I’m not sure what that means – why it is that sh!tlibs seem incapable of enjoying life while sober. Maybe they enjoy being miserable? I dunno. Need more data points. Gotta think about this.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        Maybe sh!tlibbery [amongst Shkotzim non-Eskimos] is just some giant scam for insiders, and we normal folk simply aren’t in on the joke? But in scanning the photos, my initial visceral gut reaction is that this is NOT cultural [not learned behavior] – that instead it feels much more neurological, as though sh!tlibs are wired to be miserable when they aren’t high on one substance or another. Or maybe it really is learned behavior, and I’m just deluding myself because I’m wired to be generally happy & optimistic most of the time, and it’s almost impossible for me to learn to be miserable? I dunno.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        The neurological explanation for the sh!tlibs’ misery of sobriety would certainly be consistent with Biological Calvinism, which holds that these folks are very likely biologically pre-destined to be maledicted & confounded. But Je$us H Chr!st, these chicks all look so much happier when once they get tipsy/drunk. As though sh!tlibbery were an alcoholism of the soul.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        PRO-TIP: If you’re pro-L!fe, then do NOT dip it in one of these sh!tlib chicks when she’s all cute & cuddly & f*ckably drunk, because the next morning, she’ll sober up and revert to W!tch Mode, and once she realizes she’s pr3gnant, she’ll head straight to Planned Murd3rhood & butcher your ch!ld.

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      • vfm#7634 says:

        The more attractive woman that CH put up has a bitch shield on when sober, but it’s an act. In fact, Trump Game would work better on her than getting her drunk.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        > “but it’s an act” ——— How do we know that? I have so much experience in the universities, meeting at night [and/or f0rnicating with] e.g. grad student-ettes who are just a ton of fun when they’re tipsy/drunk, but then the next day, when they sober up, it’s immediately back to nasty evil W!tch mode. Is the hatefulness a fundamentally learned behavior, or is it simply their nature, and only the booze can get them to fake some humanity?

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      • Belle Igerent says:

        it’s the absolute boredom with oneself, and the yearning for the love they’re led to believe they should have. the frustration with why the world shouldn’t be better place (for them) right freakin now already! the personal impotency felt as they see others find the happiness and love that eludes them. the soul-killing isolation felt as they tap up their meaningless thesis on an eye damaging screen, or walk around campus listening to their you go girl platitunes, ear buds shutting out the world… and the alcohol numbs all that pain briefly, allows them to feel funny tingles everywhere that remind them of the fun they had bouncing on the trampoline as little girl, before mommy moved daddy out. and most importantly, the words flow eloquently out with gay abandon, so they feel they’re expressing their true selves,(not just a bunch of garbled pretentious shit they’re regurgitating from their perfesserz). when these words from the bottom of their id flow forth, they truly charm themselves, thus reigniting their giddy infatuation with themselves, and the ego reclines in the afterglow of post coital contentment. until the drug cruelly leaves, pulling the rug from beneath our poor unfortunate damsel.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        BI, that’s some poetry right thar. Although it sounds like you’re leaning towards “nurture” as the source of their misery [rather than nature].

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      • Belle Igerent says:

        Yes, well nurture (tv, parents, Facebook, high school, etc) and personal choices has played a huge part in shaping their outlook, as well as the treadmill that society has placed them on (after all, the herd does stipulate that university is the only valid pursuit for 21st century galz). You use a term ‘biological calvinism’, and if I understand it correctly, I can’t rule out the influence of someone’s hormones predisposing them to certain nihilistic frames of mind. But all the external influence really shuttles folk into a narrowed outlook, affecting their biological make up in turn. I would say that this can apply to all humans of any persuasion, not just shitlibz. ‘birds of a feather’ is a kind of self—perpetuating trajectory

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    • Randy the Random says:

      You know, there’s 2 sides to every view. Compromise. Middle ground. The purple pill. All that and more:

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      • The First Auarian says:

        Ipersonally have felt that women NEED to get drunk een to men they are attarcted to to excuse their own partly-civilised mind that tells them.. you’re being a sub-human slut. I prefer girls who don’t need to get drunk to have sex, they are tougher (signaling slightly higher quality, cuz as long as sheisn;t a virgin her long term quality to me is ZERO) and they are also less likely to cheat. (Note: Less likely does not mean heavenly blessed beauty who will hold your hand till heaven). In all these pics they look like complete sluts by the third pics and unusable/regret-rapey on the fourth.

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  2. Ironpusher says:

    I’ll be waiting for Megyn Kelly’s regret rape story after Trump inaguration ball.

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  3. Hackett To Bits says:

    One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor…

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  4. Jokah Macpherson says:

    Washed up frat boy in the white polo wins the award for looking the most similar in every photo.

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    • Hackett To Bits says:

      Funny how all the good looking women are completely off their tits.

      As for the most Alpha = #31…amused, not grinning like a chimp.

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  5. skunk says:

    Moderately drunk sex is some of the funnest sex there is especially when you are talking about casual hook ups. I don’t care if those notches gain me admiration in anyone’s eyes or not.

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  6. Wrong Side of History says:

    First gal

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  7. hard9bf says:

    Notice how a lot of the women touch their faces and hair as they drink more.

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  8. whorefinder says:

    Whorefinder has a special cocktail just for the ladies.

    If he took pictures of women after four glasses of his magic brew….the pictures would be empty after the first one.

    Rape!

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  9. We have a saying in the liquor industry,…

    “Martinis are like tits; one’s not enough, but three is too many.”

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  10. J1J2 says:

    Three cheers for grandmothers! How did we get here after all?

    Probably for men the rule is get half-drunk, in order to achieve non-chalance.

    Probably the rule for women is not to get drunk at all, in order to avoid regret.

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  11. scrivener3 says:

    They both look hotter after one glass

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  12. Wrong Side of History says:

    Back when I drank, I found that 3-4 beers puts me in that ZFG sweet spot.

    Downhill from there.

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  13. J1J2 says:

    Or maybe lady will make you forget you’re a drunk.

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  14. walawala says:

    Great story out of Hong Kong on how discrimination is ok…as long as it’s against me. A court ruled that “Ladies’ Nights” were discriminatory because they charged men more in entry fees and more for drinks…

    But bar owners are now upset saying Ladies’ Nights are critical to their survival….kind of like boy’s soccer?

    http://www.scmp.com/news/hong-kong/law-crime/article/1936265/hong-kong-bar-operators-angry-ladies-night-discrimination

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    • mendo says:

      A club without girls is not a club.

      Can’t spell it out any simpler than that.

      Reminds me of the Futurama episode of don’t date robots, where the PSA says:

      “All civilization was just an effort to impress the opposite sex.”

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  15. walawala says:

    ** men** not me.

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  16. Hosswire says:

    These Latins just don’t do the binge drinking like us Teutons.

    These lightweights are showing personality changes at three glasses of wine. At 3, I was barely within striking distance of a buzz. The only look on my face at 3 glasses would be impatience for more booze.

    Bring that camera back at glass nine to see the fireworks.

    Which might explain why I’m 13 years sober now.

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  17. blogster says:

    alcohol is for men what makeup is for women.

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  18. Captain Obvious says:

    Two more Eskimos in the newz today: Tom Nides & Lukas Lundin. ||| State Department Belatedly Releases New Clinton Benghazi Documents. Proves Hillary LIED to America. ||| http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3421536/posts

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  19. English Teacher Charged With Sexual Assault of a Student: ‘You’re My Baby Boo!’ https://www.yahoo.com/news/english-teacher-charged-sexual-assault-203300935.html

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  20. Mat690 says:

    I saw all the photos, all of the women looked more attractive after 3 glasses of wine. Except the fat ones, they just looked fat.

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    • Tam the Bam says:

      Column 2 Row 2: fuck is that? Andy Warhol? Milo the Greek? No fuckin way, and I have shoes older than her/it.
      Ditto Col4:Row6. Bunnyboiler or RadFem psycho robot.

      When people get to that age, the Crazy actually starts to overwhelm their original human somatic components, and can’t be covered with any amount of makeup. Bit like reptile skin in “V” (#bitterexperience)

      https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ5-pDxw5kJJBATwLi31Z12stOHbJFR-C1Lt_tyVmw02wNuSB5qrw

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    • Captain Obvious says:

      > “all of the women looked more attractive after 3 glasses of wine” ——— M690, that’s EXACTLY what I thought. It’s as though their Sh!tliberry [either innate, or learned] is worn on their faces as a literal ugliness, and only the booze can get them to relax and look happy & beautiful again. Which is another prediction of Biological Calvinism – that our sense of beauty [-vs- hideousness] EVOLVED so as to either comfort us [in the case of beauty], or to WARN us [in the case of hideousness], about the underlying personality of the person who wears the face.

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  21. plumpjack says:

    how the attractiveness of a woman changes after you’ve chugged three shots of wild turkey:

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    • Wrong Side of History says:

      It’s like watching the evolution of feminist hominid to woman.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        WSoH, that’s my point way up above here – they look so friggin miserable when they’re sober, but then when they’re tipsy/sober, they relax and look happy. Either Sh!tlibberal Misery is a learned behavior, which cannot be “unlearned” without the aid of pharmaceuticals/booze, or else Sh!tlibs are born miserable, and they can only enjoy life with the aid of pharmaceuticals/booze. I have a fair amount of experience with this phenomenon in the universities – meeting [and/or f0rnicating with] e.g. grad students who are a blast when tipsy/drunk, but then the next morning, when they sober up, they do a 180 and revert to nasty evil W!tch mode.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        tipsy/sober == tipsy/DRUNK

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    • Reb says:

      And we have a winner

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  22. tspark156 says:

    Is that Robbie Williams on the third line down?

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  23. Reb says:

    Tell them what wet brain is. No it’s not a blow job.

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  24. Ripp says:

    OT:

    the cuck pope met with (((bernie sanders))). full press coverage. obviously political play for bernie to jew over some catholic pope cuckesque voters.

    the cuck pope has also has denounced The Donald.

    Its now reasonable to conclude the pope is a controlled asset, working towards an agenda that he was assigned.

    anyone disagree?

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  25. Sentient says:

    CH showed remarkable restraint in picking out the post images…

    I mean damn this one here…

    Shit at three glasses I assume she is astride a cock during the shoot…

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  26. Sentient says:

    Following on Whorefinder’s brilliant comment on the other thread:

    “Every man should teach his son at age 12 like this:

    Place three things in front of him:
    -a guitar
    -a piano keyboard
    -a camera.

    Tell him, “Son, I’m going to get you laid for the rest of your life far above what you deserve. Pick one.”

    Wish I knew then what I know now rape!”

    A snippet from this here photog’s Fashion files…

    Wise words indeed. I suppose you could add gun to the list as well?

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  27. cortesar says:

    Battle at Stalingrad 15 Apr 2016
    metro station in the heart of Paris between turd world savages

    Let us contrast that with evil NAZHZIS in Paris during WWII

    https://i2.wp.com/i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/11/article-2417335-1BC1D405000005DC-120_964x627.jpg?zoom=2

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  28. redcastle600 says:

    I’m thinking that because these sh!tlibs are always on some form of antidepressant, imbibing finally allows them to feel some real form of emotion, hence the return to Witch Mountain once sobriety has returned

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    • Right. Every Sh!tlib I know has a medicine cabinet filled with psychotropics. But then why did they need the meds in the first place? Why are they so friggin miserable? Is it something like their consciences bothering them [something nurture-ish], or were they just born miserable [is it simply their nature]?

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      • redcastle600 says:

        I’d say from firsthand experience it may have something to do with real Daddy Issues for some. Lack of emotional connection or the ability to establish one may be another reason.

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    • Ironpusher says:

      Ha ha ha!!! Saw on the news today that Glorious Leader said he would fire him if he gets elected.

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  29. plumpjack says:

    friggin ândrew @nglin just cracks me up. his article on how the majority of US school children are now non-white:
    http://www.dailystormer.com/new-interesting-reality-majority-of-us-public-school-students-are-non-white/

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    • Experienced Father says:

      >>the majority of US school children are now non-white

      More like the majority of US Children _in public schools_.

      The Racial make up of private school enrollment both as far as total numbers and as a percentage of the US student population are hard to come by.

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      • Sentient says:

        Mad dollaz are hard to come by as well, and private schools run on hard money at the end of the day… hence look around the next game or assembly and you will see an overwhelming white majority at most private schools… the last bastion left in the US.

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  30. DDC says:

    Some of those Brazilians are close to being white.

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    • Tam the Bam says:

      Still probably a bad move for any of them to hop the London Tube (Northern Line) in times of trouble, since the Met, like the rest of us, can’t tell the diff. And doesn’t care.

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  31. Felix Krull says:

    Candy is dandy
    But liquor is quicker

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  32. Anonymous says:

    I figured a little alcohol would make my loud n obnoxious aunt less loud n obnoxious but she was worse. Alcohol and family get togethers suck

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    • 88 says:

      yep. alcohol doesn’t change your personality. it just exaggerates who you already are since your behavior filters are dulled.

      if you are an angry, mean person. alcohol will make you angrier and meaner.
      obnoxious and loud. louder and more obnoxious.
      sweet and loving. sweeter and more affectionate.

      that’s why it’s good to get a girl tipsy early on if you’re screening her for an LTR. you get to see her true colors a lot easier when her inhibitions are lowered.

      it’s also important to not get fooled by the girl who seems like a real blast when she’s had a few. i’ve ended up in relationships with girls like that because i was thinking of how much fun we would have together. you do want a girl who is fun to be around. but too much of a fun/wild girl and you run into problems later on. gotta find a good balance.

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      • Tam the Bam says:

        Oh dear. I got “doubly incontinent” from that test once. Her character remained indeterminate, apart from “is possible to embarrass”. Probable career alcoholic eventually?

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  33. Johnny Redux says:

    Trump just concluded a great rally in NY. This song was playing afterwards…had to find it. Give it a listen. “I’ve been Trumpified”

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    • Greg Eliot says:

      N1gger singing lost me.

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    • Corvo says:

      Meh – I’m with GE on this one — I don’t like the Michael Jackson impersonator or the ghetto rap insert. But hey, if Chantel and Crystal, or whoever those Black “Leave My Man Donald Trump Alone!” Ladies are want to get down to it, I’m live and let live.

      I admit I did chuckle at the air-horn from the Can’t Stump The Trump vids making an appearance.

      Here are a few suggestions for Trump rally music — GBFM, please pass them on to the folks selecting tunes for The Donald.

      White Boy

      White Riot

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  34. Prime Alpha says:

    Interestingly, most people follow this pattern:

    0 Glasses: Average expression.
    1 Glass: Kinda better…
    2 Glasses: Very attractive expression and genuine smile.

    but then:

    3 Glasses: Dip in the attraction level, weird silly faces, some of them even a little ugly. There are a few that still look good after 3 glasses but they are the exception. It also seems the men can hold their liquor much better than the ladies, not surprising given men’s higher body weight and metabolism.

    It looks like 2 Glasses is the sweet spot for bringing out the best in people, whereas any excess alchohol above that just makes their brain go weird.

    IME, 2 glasses of wine is indeed best for some liquid courage and liquid humor. Anything above that is liquid silliness.

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  35. Sometimes I like a martini,
    two at the absolute most.
    Three and I’m under the table.
    Four and I’m under the host.

    Dorothy Parker

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