Commenter jackmcg came up with a clever parlor game.
Want to test your phrenology skills? [ed: minor quibble, but technically, this would be testing your physiognomy skills]
I looked at the hashtags for each presidential candidate, and grabbed the profile pictures of 10 supporters for each. 5 women and 5 men. I took the first ten that I saw, so it’s as random and unbiased as I could make it.
So which supporters go with which candidate? Clinton, Sanders, Trump, Kasich, Cruz.
Anyone who wants to try I’ll let you know if you get it right.
Click on it for a larger, clearer view.
Fun stuff! Here are my guesses:
Group 1: Kasich or Cruz
They look pretty conventional, middle America, nice White lady vibe from the women, and cuck vibe from the men.
Group 2: Trump
Men aren’t smiling, have that shitlord look to the eyes. UNCUCKED. The women look like they enjoy the company of men.
Group 3: Cucksich or Cruz (leaning Cruz)
Sunglasses, military, flag shirt, guitar. The men are good ol’ boys. The women look friendly but also a little mentally unstable. Possible religious nuts?
Group 4: Sanders
Men: Baseball hats, beards/goatees, and that Quentin Tarantino-ish faggotry about the face. Women: exotics, cat ladies, and art and crafts hippies.
Group 5: TheCunt
The men are all weird-looking omegas, and one of them is doing something stupidly ironic in his profile pic (sipping on an iced coffee). The women look like manjawed lawyercunts and sluts. Two of them are wearing “problem glasses”.
You can find the answers here., along with PA’s 5/5 winning picks and reasoning behind each one. I’ll give myself 4.5/5. The sexually de-polarized manjaws and omega males were the easiest; those are Hillary folk!
PS PHYSIOGNOMY IS REAL
I hate that hillary’s moniker is “the cunt” now. seeing that, it inevitably makes me think of her cunt which is a ghastly mental image.
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Apparently Marco Rubio’s people had a nickname for Lyin’ Ted the Fake-vangelical’s penchant for sucking on wh0res’ toes: They called it “The Thing”. And they claim that there’s video out there, of Lyin’ Ted entering and exiting hotels & whatnot with these chicks. I really, really, really hate Fake-vangelicalism. It’s almost as bad as the Papist clergy m0lesting little b0yz.
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Honestly, I don’t see a dime’s worth of difference between Lyin’ Ted & Heidi Goldman Sachs versus Jim & Tammy Faye Bakker.
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Jim Bakker is a moron and is a bit phoney but I consider him to be sincere and working the only gig he knows. That’s worth a dime.
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@Captain Obvious
Let’s make sure to call the churchian molesters what they are: Merely homosexual men in a career that gives them easy access to impressionable young people. The fact that they target boys is the obvious giveaway. I’m sure the rabbis are just as guilty, we just never hear about it.
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BTW, if Lyin’ Ted wired $500,000 to Carly, in order to pay for his mistress, Sarah Isgur Flores, then that could be a pretty serious felony – John Edwards d@mned near went to jail for something similar. If you combine that with Lyin’ Ted filing the falsified financial disclosure statements in 2010 [omitting his ties to Goldman Sachs & Citicorp], then that establishes a PATTERN of conduct. Prosecutors & juries just love to see a PATTERN – it gets them past the “beyond a reasonable doubt” standard.
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And Dennis Hastert is being prosecuted for trying to launder cash to his Boy Toy from his old high school wrestling “coaching” days.
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Yes, it probably looks like a fucking horse collar.
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That’s a likely result anyway, given her name and that she talks about it constantly.
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> “PS PHYSIOGNOMY IS REAL” ——— Isn’t it depressing? It’s what I started calling “Biological Calvinism” a while back. And I was wondering whether ugly chicks appear ugly to us because a gazillion generations of Darwinian Nihilism have imbued in us [or, more specifically, in our hindbrains] the ability to sense serious character flaws merely by glancing at a person’s face.
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I think its more a case of seeking a look that reflects your personality .
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I used to believe that – that the “nurture” takes its toll on the “nature”. But Biological Calvinism says that you have to consider whether it’s actually the “nurture” [the environment] being created by the “nature”. So that ugly people aren’t ugly because they’ve spent their entire lives frowning and frumping and being miserable – we seem them as ugly because that’s how our hindbrains try to convey to us the message of “Danger Will Robinson!”
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CO, some people really do get shafted and some handsome people are evil SOBs. The rot of the problem is the philosophical confusion created by the demise of Logos.
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CD, I ain’t gonna disagree. I’m just saying that all other things being equal [no SSRIs, no alcohol, no cultural poisoning, etc etc etc] our hindbrains’ initial assessment of a person, just by e.g. glancing at their faces, is going to produce reasonably correct results with statistical significant means & standard deviations – i.e. results which can’t be attributed to luck or noise.
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I agree and that is also true of attraction.
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You’re absolutely right , CO. Fucked up looking people are more often than not, fucked up.
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Sticking with
1. Cruz
2. Hillary
3. Trump
4. Kasich
5. Bernie
I sense femcuntery in the #2 women.
$1 was the most difficult. These folks are hard to pin down.
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Read the answers.
Fuck was I off.
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Three is Trump, the rest – the enemy.
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I was wrong. It doesn’t matter.
Soon…they too will be pro Trump. Their feeble cries of consternation will go unnoticed. Nay – they will be enjoyed. Like a fine wine.
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http://www.realjewnews.com/?p=1106
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I saw the young cunt with the glasses bottom right in 5 and instinctively said Bernie.
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http://www.realjewnews.com/?p=1107
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The real question is, would any of these women fuck Cruz?
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BUN -> OVEN; RED-HEADED WHYTE CHILLUNZ FTW.
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That little boy has a future shitlord look.
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That’s the goal. Getting C to start pushing red-headed future Sh!tlords out of her womb. Also some gorgeous red-headed daughters for our sons to prey upon.
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Pay attention the pic that CO put up,cynthia.
You know you want one, so do us all proud and make one for the team.
MAKE AMERICA WHITE AGAIN !
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One? I’d like to have at least three!
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@cynthia
Sup?
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Fuck a SENATOR running for PRESIDENT ?
Hell to the yeah they would !
Resemblance to Bill Murray notwithstanding.
Other than that, he prolly appeals to older ‘vangelistas using Bahble verse to cover up that rapidly receding hairline.
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“Problem glasses”
Hahaha. That’s good writing.
5/5. Cruz was easy — his supporters all have that “a little off” look about them. Hillary twats also stuck out like dark heavy frames on a pale, plain face. The other two groups included faces of women that I knew would never vote for trump and the fairy peeping out from behind his hoodie in artistic black and white sealed the deal for Bernie.
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I only bothered to pick the Trump supporters. I was right.
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Same here. Easy one tho….
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@CH
Off-topic but thought you’d have some charismatic or clever thoughts.
How do you handle this scenario in a good/alpha way:
Let’s say you go on a date with a girl that involves doing an activity. Good to stimulate the girls emotions and build connection etc, but…what if she’s better than you at the activity? Makes me kinda feel less manly or something…
For example if you go golfing with a girl (or she takes you golfing, range or golf course) and she happens to be really good at golfing but you can barely even hit the ball… How do you play that off?…. Is there a way to play it off? Or do you just avoid that type of thing altogether…. Thoughts, thanks
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“You’re really experienced working a stick, huh”
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Take a hot chick shooting.
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Will, you need to prepare yourself for life with a Tom Boy. BTW, if you had mastered ZFG Inner Frame, then you wouldn’t care about any of this. PS: I’m not saying that there’s necessarily anything wrong with Tom Boys. Many of your Southern & Western farm girls & ranch girls will have some Tom Boy in them. PPS: You do lift weights, don’t you? Will?
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I am moderately shocked that this physiognomy test can be aced. The trick is to get familiar with each group all together and see the relative differences. The absolutes then show themselves. We have taken the woman’s low life view of the world and raised it to our higher order of high culture. My value added in this comment is that women have no clue about intrinsic human value. Her world is completely the Theory of the Mind. Specifically, a woman will rank you based on her theory of your mind and her theory of others’ minds feelings about you. ‘Immersion acting’ for the lay.
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> “I am moderately shocked that this physiognomy test can be aced.” ——— Biological Calvinism. In our hindbrains. And probably chicks’ Hamsters are at least an order of magnitude more sensitive at sniffing out this stuff [e.g. ultra-subtle hints of Beta] than we men are [e.g. glaringly obvious signs of bat-sh!t crazy cat lady].
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R-SELECTION & THE MASCULINIZATION OF THE WOMYNZES: Nine people charged with murder after a fight between two high school girls over a boy escalated wildly into a street brawl with baseball bats and knives where an 18-year-old man was stabbed to death http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3509511/Nine-people-charged-murder-fight-two-high-school-girls-boy-escalated-wildly-street-brawl-baseball-bats-knives-18-year-old-man-stabbed-death.html
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WATCH THE VIDEO. It’s two ch!mpanzee females FIGHTING over the right to climb the ladder into an Alpha Male’s harem. R-Selection necessarily means masculinization of the females. That’s what’s at stake if we lose K-Selection, and we’re already seeing the emergence of it, with “manjaw” and “ripped triceps” and “baby got back” and whatnot.
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lol
Niggerz.
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I hate to be that guy but..
You said it, Man! (*2thumbs^)
Over here it´s usually Muslims that do this shit.
Allahniggers or simply “ORKS”, as I´m calling them now.
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They’re so apelike it’s hilarious.
Imagine watching that and truly believing blacks are the same as us. That’s what it is to be “educated.” That’s what it is to be Faggot Within.
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I think TSW’s race-denialism is a byproduct of his christcuckery.
Recognizing fundamental differences and the need for specialized roles between men and women doesn’t conflict as much with his beliefs.
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Strapon is an Eskimo PRETENDING to be a cuck [I don’t want to type “Chr!st cuck” on Easter – it feels too sacrilegious.]
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Hans, Germans romanticize our negroes and seem to think they are as civilized as we are. Muslims are ten times more civilized. Not that I want more of any of them. In Wiesbaden, the CDU has made sure we have only Hand picked WOGS. Hand picked, like a booger.
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They use their weapons wrong. Would have lost a fight with me lol.
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New Question: Who are the dumbest cohort (in terms of IQ)? I am not asking who is the most foolish. I picked out the Sanders cohort first by their maximally cultish air. Rather I am asking who is the most dull, inert, nobody’s home, stupid. I already have my pick. I am a bit surprised but it makes sense in a way that must be the decisive aspect. Primitive intelligence does not know culture.
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The Hare Cruznas have to be the stupidest. Christian Zionism is more debilitating than mad cow disease. They aren’t even voting for their interests like the Bernieheads and Hillary people know instinctively to do, or the rational Trump-voting wall builders, or the bourgeois “please just make sure the stock market stays okay” Kasich folk. The Evangitards are obsessing over fetuses while their country crashes down around them and their beloved fetishized Jews are laughing at them. They’re hopelessly addled and confused. The whole thing is so sad.
I know the Cruz-loving Mormons are supposedly intelligent, but they’re an outlier. Utah is the American North Korea.
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> “They’re hopelessly addled and confused. The whole thing is so sad.” ——— This. I’ve been shocked at how many midwestern & mountain states “Chr!stians” can’t immediately discern that Rafael Lyin’ Ted Canada is a psychopath. Or at least just a creep [if they’re too scared to admit that something as Satanic as psychopathy might actually exist in this world].
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Such a shame about Utah – gorgeous scenery, some very pretty girls, spotlessly clean the last time I was there, very polite….
But yeah, they’re nuts.
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My pick for lowest IQ is the Kasich cohort. In a primitive way it makes sense to exploit or to go along to get along in the moment. There is no sense in long term planning in the wild. It’s not evolutionarily sound. Thus, I think the Cruz cohort is perhaps emotionally dumb to throw away cultural potential (if they have more) but they are rationalizing effectively and that indicates a certain minimal IQ. What reason or lying rationale is there to support Kasich? There is not even a momentary benefit of exploitation (Dems) or safety (Cruz). I don’t know what illusory benefit Kasich projects, which would at least make his followers feel better. With Cruz the evangelicals could use government to ‘exploit’ non-evangelicals. Since it would amount to virtually nothing I would put Cruz supporters as second lowest IQ. As far as most insane, I don’t know.
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Since The Donald is going to leave the party after he loses the GOP convention, and will take the VP slot on Hill’s tickets, his supporters count as hers and vice versa.
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Nigga please. The Donald will not play second fiddle to NOBODY.
Carry on with your (ahem ) “thought experiment “.
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This sounds more like a WWE heel turn than a plausible conspiracy theory.
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You whine like a little bitch
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Group four has the wigger vibe.
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Someone explain this “problem glasses” thing to me.
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I noticed a long time ago, when 2nd wavers were emerging in full bitchitude that a lot of them had these glasses that made them look condescending, angry and bitter. I called them ‘bitch glasses’ but ‘problem glasses’ work too.
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Time to start smacking those little shits in the glasses.
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This is a good rundown
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.. it´s glorious ..
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Facebook refuses to censor its “Assassinate Donald Trump” page.
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I am thinking a Sanders / Rove team up, DD. No one will see that coming!
OT: 13.5 mil of you has already seen this ( or 7.75 mil have seen it twice, like me) I give you sad Affleck:
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Wrong twice on one thread. I am outta here….
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wow. i even felt totally depressed by that. there are a number of actors i’ve been saying for years are on “anti”-depressants. ben affleck i believe is one of them. the telltale sign is the vacuous, i’m-using-chemicals-to-lower-my-testosterone-and-reduce-my-anxiety, look in the eyes.
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Congratulations DD, you have officially said something stupid enough to merit my attention.
Like a million monkeys pounding away night and day could eventually write Shakespeare – your tireless efforts at being the shining moron among the sea of mouthbreathers has finally paid off.
A Hillary!/ Trump ticket? So crazy it just might work…
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I enjoyed dusty’s Shyamalan twist.
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It only happens in the movies, dirty dog don’t grok that.
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Seemingly Mystery supports Sanders so much that they created clones to help.
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..and now something completely different but still strangely on topic.
The eyes of a cuckservative, or Sandjew/Cunt voter?
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That man has no control over his life…a beaten down white man.
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My comments about Australian women and tattoos in earlier CH posts are backed up by this.
http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/tattoos-bigger-bolder-and-granny-might-have-one-too-20160316-gnkfg2
“But new research may surprise: nearly one in five Australians now have at least one tattoo and women have overtaken men in the ink department.
McCrindle research shows 24 per cent of women have a tattoo, next to 15 per cent of men. Tattooists said women had been a driving force in tattoos for the past five years and the trend was continuing.”
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New Mexico state law requires every female under 50 to have at least one.
Nurse pulls out the baby, sez,”Yup, it’s a girl, off to the ink shop, she needs a butterfly on her ass.”
The black angel wings all over the back, rainbow flags in the shape of a stiletto heel or various rose/thorn combos are added later.
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It’s interesting to note that while people might be uncertain about which conservative to assign groups 1-3, and which liberal to match with 4 and 5, it’s overwhelmingly obvious that 1-3 are not libs and 4-5 are.
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There’s only one path to victory.
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Reading a book on Himmler and if they won the war he wanted whites in general to come live in Germania. It makes you want to weep.
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Fucking Japs fucked that up.
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Trying to post a link to a classic ‘chicks dig badboys’ story, but the comment vanishes.
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By Decca Aitkenhead in the Guardian
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http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/mar/26/disaster-movie-day-partner-drowned-decca-aitkenhead-breast-cancer
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I KNEW 100% That Trump’s group was group #2. I just looked for the group with the Hottest women. Didn’t really care for the rest. I mean, once you find the gold mine do you really care about the lesser metals? Nope.
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I dunno
I think most people who post pics mainly want to project coolness, not their true inner selves.
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HUGO
I FELL OFF THE WAGON
CHEAP YUENGLING
BUSTY JEWESS
FML!!
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You’ll be fine Just. Fine.
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I’m surprised I haven’t heard any mention of this…
https://8ch.net/pol/res/5561543.html
http://archive.is/9cVqv (if thread is pruned).
Cruz slaying bitches and knocking one up… TWICE!
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A cuck get knocked out in Brussels in brutal a fashion
A discouraging display after days of cuck flower we are all …..shit
We need more #Hooligans! #Belgian cuck gets knocked out 4 supporting #Muslims who bombed #Brussels #DeportAllMuslims pic.twitter.com/BAusuKaezf
— Alt Right (@_AltRight_) March 27, 2016
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Nice shot, Boromir.
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and another one this time in Sweden
This is the only language leftoids and cuck understand
The boot straight into the head, style Pinochet
@_AltRight_ Pow! Here’s a flashback. Swedish nationalists knock out leftist who stole their flag #DeportAllMuslims pic.twitter.com/0xHp881Gyj
— Alt Right (@_AltRight_) March 27, 2016
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video one from close an angle “no pasaran”
@_AltRight_ @Jam55king here’s a close up pic.twitter.com/UVDUbXf2B7
— Richard Puller (@PullerRichard) March 27, 2016
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“Fucking Japs fucked that up.”
Knock the nips all you want, Reb, but Japan is still Japan.
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The ones over here sleep with nigs.
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I fucking HATE democracy. Its a system run by fools at the behest of idiots to maintain a significant enough level of stupidity to permit the survival of the unfit and lame. Race to the bottom. Dysgenic.
Remember charity is only helpful for the lame and weak, for everyone else its a net loss that over time becomes gross enough to make you want to kill yourself or the government, whichever comes first.
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In case everyone hasn’t figured it out yet, democracies are disorganized af.
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Welcome aboard, brother. Democracy = three wolves and two hens voting over what to eat for supper.
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Based on my completely informal, unscientific and effortless survey of bumper stickers and yard signs, Bernie wins this town in a landslide.
I would have to add that most of those sightings occur in neighborhoods of the hipster and university variety.
More upscale areas tend not to have yard signs – and bumper stickers look rather déclassé on a Mercedes – and anything that isn’t riveted to the ground or into masonry with theft-proof reverse screws doesn’t last long in the War Zone…..
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“Problem Glasses”
This, should earn Shiv Of The Decade.
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