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Anime Jerkboy Game

Recall this post about the online otome (“maiden”) game, a female porn app which hooks up human women with their perfect anime boyfriend. The most requested anime boyfriend is the “sadistic but charismatic” jerkboy, best represented by the anime character Eisuke Ichinomiya.

On Eisuke’s character profile, he is billed in glittering pink and purple script as a “cold-hearted narcissist.” His quote is “I’m going to make you mine. And you don’t get to say no.”

One of the Chateau’s intrepid readers, Paolo, decided to try out Eisuke Ichinomiya Game in real life.

I tried “Eisuke Ichinomiya” game, straight up jerkboy game. Most efficient opener I’ve ever tried.

paolo

This is what happened next…

animejerk

There’s nothing like a twist ending. /sarcasm

Cut out the chit chat fat and streamline your seductions. Anime jerkboy game ftw!

79 Responses to “Anime Jerkboy Game”

  1. Yossarian says:

    Guys, you GOTTA read this. Dude dumps “rich and pretty” girl. Girl, still apparently crazy for his dick, takes it … not very well. Read in stunned silence as female reveals what lies beneath the surface OF ALL OF ‘EM!

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/7027333/Wear-a-helmet-because-Im-gonna-beat-the-living-s-out-of-you-Ex-girlfriend-goes-on-violent-text.html

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    • trav777 says:

      I have worse…I should post my message trace of 31 or so uninterrupted culminating in “DIE TRAVIS”…yeah she was hot too

      Ima try this anime guy’s line and report back lol

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    • Vincent says:

      A shame. No photos or net worth…

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    • walawala says:

      Craziest for me…girl I was banging lured me into a sexting chat…then moments later posted the screen grabs along with a fake Facebook profile with our photos and her blocked out. Then she started sending it out to my Facebook friends. All this clearly had been worked out in advance. Wow. Just Wow.

      I called the police who called her up. She pulled it all down within an hour of the meltdown. A few people, mostly girls I know saw the links she’s sent them and warned me I was being slimed. Fortunately she disappeared after that and I never heard from her again.

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  2. Follow this up with:

    “Good, because if you get my dick hard, I will throw you up against a wall, fuck you from behind while pulling your hair, push you to your knees and tie your hands up. Then I’ll make you suck my cock for a minute before forcing you to your stomach. I’ll slam my cock into your pussy, and pull your head back… Then I’ll bite your neck – hard enough for you to feel it, but won’t leave any marks, so your boyfriend nor anyone at work knows what a nice little slut you’ve been for me.”

    I don’t need to break down to the experienced readers why this message is so potent, especially to an already wooed & dripping woman.

    And no, this isn’t too much. Keep in mind these hoes loooooooorve the 50 Shades series and also watch hardcore porn like gangbangs and rape porn.

    Easiest scoop ever!

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  3. tombreck2 says:

    is copying+pasting quotes from CH considered game now?

    If so then I deserve a VIP pass to le chateau and I will bring girls who want to meet the lord of the manor.

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  4. […] Anime Jerkboy Game […]

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  5. Matt says:

    Has anyone tried this line during cold approach. I’m going to say this to girls this weekend in clubs and say “i’m going to make you mine and you don’t get to say no” as the opener. I’ll tell you how it goes, i’ll most definitely get laid.

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    • Captain Obvious says:

      My gut instinct is that if you open with this IN PERSON [rather than behind the pseudo-anonymity of a Scrotial Media site], then you are going to need ROCK SOLID INNER FRAME in order to pull it off. If you show the slightest signs of Beta after delivering that line, then her Hamster will expire from disappointment, and her analytic capability will be restored, and she will immediately snap to her senses and realize that you’re an ew-gross disgusting creepy POSEUR.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        Might be a “fake it til you make it” moment: If you can pull it off in person, then maybe you’re not faking it anymore; maybe you’ve made it. Whereas if you fail, then you’re definitely still faking it, and you still have a lot of work to do on your Inner Frame.

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  6. greyghost says:

    That was funny To bad nobody is going to see this post

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  7. Fuck wrong with these hoes

    It’s like they evolved for an environment where knee-jerk submission to a brutal motherfucker was in their genetic self-interest.

    Doesn’t the hindbrain know it’s the current year?

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    • The Pleasure Principle is all about NOT knowing when or where now is. That is the essence of the spiritual sheeple experience and a promising tool of my game. Eye contact at the highest level is an out-of-body experience. Deets buried at my blog, but you would have to be intellectual to interpret the explanation. If you hate spergs, no chance. In short, I confirm the hindbrain does not know or maybe would rather not know. Vapidity makes the perfect liar and social climbing bitch.

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    • Johnny Redux says:

      Maybe that is why they like cats so much, because cats are like, “F*ck you, you are here to serve me bitch. I run this place.” Cats = ZFG.

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  8. Diversity Heretic says:

    Remind me why giving women the vote, allowing them to own property, or to enter into contracts on their own, was a good idea.

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  9. uh says:

    /rape rape!

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  10. Reb says:

    Also the Oliva Wilde pickup line is killing it on OKCupid right now…

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  11. Hugo Stiglitz says:

    Yeah, I already look like a rapist kidnapper (not by choice. It’s around the eye area – mostly. I have rapist eyes). This would be a little too on the nose for me.

    After I fucked her a few times, maybe then use stalker game.

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  12. tteclod says:

    It took her two hours to respond. Perhaps that much time passed before she saw the message, but I’m thinking she contemplated her reply before composing it.

    I want a follow-up. Did he play the rest of the relationship as cruel anime bad-boy, and how did he close?

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  13. Johnny Redux says:

    Is there an animation/photo missing in the big blank space above, or was the lead the text message?

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    • Captain Obvious says:

      I have wondered similar things lately. Might be Adobe Flash? I removed Flash recently, because it kept crashing the computer.

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  14. Berzerker says:

    Anime jerkboy photobombing Black Fecal Matter protest. LOL.

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  15. Captain Obvious says:

    Unexpected and Gruesome Battle of 1250 BC Involved 4,000 Men from Across Northern Europe http://www.ancient-origins.net/news-history-archaeology/unexpected-and-gruesome-battle-1250-bc-involved-4000-men-across-northern-020781

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    • Captain Obvious says:

      The hand-to-hand combat of the battle, which may have involved thousands of people and may have taken place in just one day, was brutal… And it involved horses… the carnage, stretching along 3 kilometers (1.86 miles) of the river, surprised the researchers… they estimate there may have been 4,000 people involved in the battle… analysis of the remains of the 130 men, most between ages 20 and 30, found so far shows some may have been from hundreds of kilometers away—Poland, Holland, Scandinavia and Southern Europe…

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    • Captain Obvious says:

      LET’S TRY AGAIN: A skull that was found with a bronze arrowhead firmly embedded into it, entering the brain.

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      • Johnny Redux says:

        This find turns a lot of history on its head. Organized, mass warfare in 1250 BC in Europe, involving very diverse but unified (at least in two major groups) Europeans peoples. Simply amazing. Not what the history books tell us.

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    • Captain Obvious says:

      BOTTOM LINE: If there really were 4000 men there, fighting over something that urgent [which required them to assemble from the far corners of Europe], then there’s a non-negligible probability that some of us are their descendants.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        There were only about 102 passengers on the Mayflower, and yet, 400 years later, they have something like 16,000,000 descendants in North America.

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      • uh says:

        And at least one of them masturbates to anime.

        This is strange though,

        “This points to a warrior class and participation in war across Europe—previously unheard of, Science says. There are historical descriptions of Bronze Age epic battles from the Near East and Greece, but there has been little archaeological evidence found of any large-scale battles. And there are of course no written records from Northern Europe from the time.”

        Previously unheard of — really? I guess these guys have somehow never heard of the Battle-Axe Culture.

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      • uh says:

        Dude that site is naive as fuck.

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      • carlos danger says:

        They are referring to the scale of the conflict. 4000 men on either side would have been a lot in neolithic times. Battles that large weren’t common in Europe because it was very underpopulated in 1500 BC.

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      • uh says:

        Right, still — if there was a warrior elite, by which we judge the remains of that culture, there was bound to be an exponentially larger underclass which made them possible: smiths, harvesters, cobblers, etc. It is completely unmysterious that the spread of the now harmlessly-renamed Corded Ware Culture would have enfranchised a quantity of men of other stock, or drawn others in from the periphery. I get that the scale of the battle is novel, and that’s cool, but it isn’t like we didn’t know that these cultures drew others into their orbit … exactly how Indo-Europeanization happened, of course. Probably you had two sets of the same or similar cultural complex going at it for dominance of local resources, which is pretty much the story in Greece, later on.

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  16. cortesar says:

    Marxist pope washing and kissing apefugee feet just a few days after Brussels
    Ao this photo is for the “Despicable Crimes and Servitude of Lunatic Semitic Sect ” edition

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    • Diversity Heretic says:

      Need a trigger warning here. How low has the Church fallen? Where’s the Avignon Papacy when you need it?

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        Look how fat the s0d0mite is who’s standing behind Le Pape. If you can just stay slender, pump a little iron, and say, “Hello” to a chick in a calm deep voice, then you’ve already DHV’ed over 95% of all your fat c*ck competition in the SMV marketplace.

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      • Hugo Stiglitz says:

        “Need a trigger warning here”

        100% Agree.

        Not to denigrate anyone’s’ faith, but I attended Mass at a monastery one time, and stayed for lunch. I spent several hours hanging out with the Monks.

        Met the one of the smartest MFers I had ever conversed with. He was a Monk.

        A lot of the young ones, though(and a few of the old), has SERIOUS gay face.

        There was definitely some sodomy going on.

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      • carlos danger says:

        This is the long predicted apostate Pope. Satan has corrupted the church and will destroy her before she is resurrected in greater glory than before. Somehow this is not the same as Saint Louis washing the feet of lepers.

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      • carlos danger says:

        Monasteries were always a good place to drop off the squirrelly sons of the aristocracy. It was a good idea in 500 AD but less practical today. You would never see Bishop Williamson doing this.

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    • martin says:

      On the one hand, one hopes this might help eliminate Islam as a religion in favour of christianity, on the other hand, I seem to recall that Jesus washed the feet of his disciples… _his disciples_ not the feet of some random enemies of his.

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    • uh says:

      That is painful.

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    • Reb says:

      Poope is Homo

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    • Johnny Redux says:

      Damn Jesuit imposter. Imposter President of the USA, imposter Pope in Rome. Jezuz!!

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  17. Droobs says:

    Another example of crazy fat feminist twatter profile: https://twitter.com/amascriver

    “In the wake of the #JianGhomeshi verdict today, I want to make one thing abundantly clear. #IBelieveSurvivors #IBelieveTheWomen”

    Just look at that face! There’s a twisted insanity behind the eyes. Not a single nerve ending hasn’t been brainwashed. Where do these people come from? Who craps them out?

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    • Scanman says:

      Those dark, heavy rimmed glasses… I love them because they are an easily identifiable marker for misery.

      Avoid and ignore any person wearing them and you immediately improve your life.

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  18. jOHN MOSBY says:

    UH. KIKE UH.

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  19. jOHN MOSBY says:

    uh’ ,ain’t you the fella that stays strung out on the O-pates ?
    I’ve been there dude. Shit rattles out your head like shootin’ buckshot down a Rain Barrel. Get off’em dude they are not gonna make you better, just more hooked.
    Not trying to kick you in the nuts, just want you to get well.

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  20. Moses says:

    Would be better text with poor punctuation:

    “Im going to make you mine and you dont get to say no”

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  21. dustydog says:

    I call BS. “I’m going to make you mine” translates directly to I’ll buy you drinks and spend money on you.

    Sure, “I want to buy you drinks and spend money on you’ will get you interest online or in person, but you should aspire to more than Beta Classic.

    Let us know if you can get laid with the line, without spending money.

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    • dustydog says:

      If you read the Wiki summary for 50 Shades of Grey, the man isn’t just an Alpha. He is an alpha who woos her with free stuff. Hires her and lets her not work. Sends her a free phone so they can have flirty chat.

      The female fantasy isn’t Alpha fux. It is an impossible and intellectually inconsistent Alpha + Beta combined.

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      • wolfie65 says:

        I actually read the first part.
        It’s basically a romance novel with more explicit sex scenes than your average romance novel, written on the level of maybe middle school.
        Impossibly good-looking, tall, athletic, HAWT multi-gabazillionaire , young-ish at 27, iirc, has nothing better to do than lavish and serial-bang a dumpy, klutzy mousy brunette sales girl.
        Could be any rom com you’ve ever seen, but X-rated.

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      • Belle Igerent says:

        There’s a funny parody by a YouTube comedy group about what life would be like if Christian grey becomes unemployed. She dumps him of course. I did search for a link, but came up empty handed.

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  22. DT says:

    Sent the message to two women on a dating site that had already ignored messages from me. Instant positive response – one asking for my kik handle and the other saying, ooh, sounds interesting, tell me more. This shit works!

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  23. jOHN MOSBY says:

    “Would be better text with poor punctuation:”
    Moses, you are one solid fella.
    Regards,
    Col . J.S. MOSBY
    Prz Emeritus
    bat spillrz klub.

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  24. 3.2.2.6. says:

    I mean, that wasn’t really that harsh. Anime generally tries not to be too edgy in that sense, in all likelihood, especially given the places where it’s from, so as such it’s basically a bit like haggling over who’s in a relationship with whom, etc. In addition, people would generally turn to such things for facilitation of their relationships with others, or positive feedback and emotional reassurance, which would seem to put them at a sort of halfway point between ‘nice guy’ and attempting to be like someone attractive. Generally speaking ‘game’ would tend to involve making ‘being with’ a person seem attractive, rather than just throwing it out there and then saying that they have to – which seems more suited to an East Asian focus on relationships über alles -, which is assuming quite a lot. It might work in person if you then sucked her blood.

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  25. jOHN MOSBY says:

    Get a real woman, no fapping,
    Makes sense, don’t it ?

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  26. Kyle says:

    Brings this classic movie scene to mind. Not sure how to embed

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