A reader stumbled on a text schema that has the potential to light up vaginas from Tokyo to Toronto.
Dude. I just accidentally hit on a great way to sexualize a text exchange. I was Tinder chatting with a girl and after I spit some game, instructed her, as I always do, to punch in her number “and I’ll hit you up when I’m back from India.” (I’m really going fyi.) except that this time, I accidentally left out the word “up.” So, “I’ll hit you when I get back.” I then said “whoops. Meant hit you UP. stupid autocorrect…But I can hit you if you’re into that.” Which then led to a convo about hitting and I’m pretty sure she’s about to get punished soon. It may sound minor but it changed the flavor of the convo–and if there’s anything I learned from this site, it’s that the little things make all the difference. Cheers.
PS thanks for fucking changing my life
Better a sheepish alpha than a bold beta.
I think this reader would’ve had results just as rewarding, or at least as rewarding, had he not bothered issuing a regretful explanation, and let some time elapse wherein the girl could allow her hamster to roam freely trying to decrypt his true meaning. Spin spin rodent!
When a man hears “I’ll hit you”, his immediate instinct is to gird for violent battle. When a woman hears “I’ll hit you”, her immediate instinct is to wonder just how unbelievably sexy this man could be. Then, depending on the follow-up psychosexual feedback, she either girds for retreat or ungirds her loins.
PS Readers have approximately a six week window to try out this text trick before market saturation renders it unusable.
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So you like to hit women? Funny, I like to hit my husband.
a lot of woman prob do and of course it ain’t gonna be reported by guys with jobs to lose
But does Kumar even know how to throw a punch?
Rhetorical, of course.
should have said “I’ll piss on you when I get back” and then go “stupid autocorrect, I meant to type I’ll send you a txt when I get back”
That is an instant classic
Heh.
alphacorrect
Curry is known to pack a punch
Ray Rice game
“When a man hears “I’ll hit you”, his immediate instinct is to gird for violent battle. When a woman hears “I’ll hit you”, her immediate instinct is to wonder just how unbelievably sexy this man could be.”
As Ray Rice and Chris Brown illustrate, women’s instincts prevail even when they SHOULD be girding for violent battle.
Sexualize the conversation WITHIN THE FIRST FEW SENTENCES. Strike quickly while the iron is hot. And a little “50 Shades of Grey” corporal punishment banter is a great way to do it.
I like a good blunder into success story, but isn’t tinder that gay hookup ap?
If by gay you mean homosexual, then no.
If by gay you mean stupid and weird, then yes.
Loved the disclaimer at the end, by the way.
I’m down with spanking. The word “spank” is a bit more difficult to work into a text though – but do-able.
In on-line ads I will also self-describe myself as “manly and dominating – but not in a kinky way – much.”
The nerves in the “sweet spots” of the buttocks co-mingle with the nerves to her cervix, vagina, and clitoris. The stimulation from spanking spreads to the nerves of the main sex parts. I once had a woman who would orgasm and squirt when spanked. We loved it.
Hair-pulling and general forceful restraint also works wonders.
To set the stage, I will be sure and physically pick up a woman and jostle her a bit in the air early on in the relationship. They want a strong man.
Ultimately it all gets back to childbirth – chicks [invariably childless] who go off in search of BDSM thrills are responding to their primordial reptilian brainstem desire to experience the supreme pain [followed by the supreme ecstasy] of vaginal delivery.
The terrible democidal tragedy, of course, is when they settle for fisting-induced or XXXL dildo-induced orgasms, rather than pushing out real, live, flesh and blood babies.
A nation whose women get their orgasms from being fisted is a nation which is only a few short decades away from disappearing and vanishing into extinction.
My experiences are usually with women who have had children. There may have been some women who hadn’t given birth in the mix but I don’t see that as the differentiator.
Not every woman will let go to spanking of course, but they all love the sense that they CAN be dominated physically.
Personally, the whips and chains and gags do nothing for me but a warm, glowing, freshly spanked bottom on a woman pushes some monkey buttons!
“Spank you very much”
There, you can work it in a conversation each time she does something you might thank her for by introducing it as a joke children use.
Wrote this a couple times not going thru. Excuse if double post
OT: CH have you been to toronto? Is it a bad a dating scene as people say?
I have a job lined up there
it honestly depends on which neighbourhood you’ll live in. that’s what i found.
pro tip – if you pick up a HB near/on church st. it will have a penis.
have fun!
im tindering alot lately an having good results
today i got some girls numbers and im pushing for a meetup tomoro but they are responding with im moving too fast for them
thoughts on sidestepping this or avoiding it altogether?
Build more attraction and rapport.
@Anonymous Yes, I get this. Some girls are just so so. If they’re keen they’ll play along and initiate chat.
If you make a move and they say “I’m busy” and don’t offer an alternative, I usually wait a week or so, re-engage.
If I get blown out or flaked on a second time…I usually play it off fun and light but don’t re-engage.
“Think of a way to make it up to me” is how I respond if I get a flake.
Then they may waffle and I’ll say:
“When we meet up again you’re buying the first round”.
Leave it at that…if they’re keen they’ll open you. If not, it’s Tinder…keep shuffling.
I banged 3 girls off there. In one case it was a smoking hot 27 year old who was all chatty, then pulled back, then I re-opened. She was on a business trip to my city.
Finally she agreed to meet up with me at her hotel at 11pm at night. We went to another place. She downed 2 champagne cocktails. I escalated. Back to my place. Wild night.
She left. I re-opened her. She said she didn’t want to meet again. I said ok. Done. Next.
I’ve since learned that until you bang them it’s open-season. They will flake, shit-test, push back. I just keep ploughing forward but without a needy and pushy vibe. Just offer a time and place…if she pushes back. Pull back. Wait and re-engage. See what she’s really all about.
Some girls are just mixed up in their heads. They want to go out, hamster is spinning. They think a million things and talk themselves out of it.
With that hot 27 year old…she kept talking herself out of meeting up. Finally on her last night I just boldly texted: “I’m back tonight, come over.”
Then she said “I can’t come over, I don’t even know you…”
I knew then she was up for meeting. So I said “You will know me.”
She suggested a drink at her hotel bar. Etc etc.
I banged 9 girls this year…every one was into being spanked. The one I’m banging now in my “mini harem” is 26 and a bondage freak. I spanked her with a belt that left lines on her ass. She loved it.
The idea here is that it’s not something openly discussed. You have to just do it…and see how to amp it up.
My crazy ex gf loved being tied up, spanked and banged hard.
My go to text with her was “Spank you hard” instead of “Hey what’s up?”
But it requires two things: 1) an understanding of what turns them on…not just smacking them around but slapping their ass, tits and face. 2) knowing how hard to do it and how to amp it up…you start slow, alternate with kissing then smack hard.
With bondage queen we worked ourselves up so much I banged her twice….we were both speechless after…couldn’t talk.
How many live births [combined] have these NINE women produced?
ZS who in their right mind wants to have babies with 95% of the women in the US environment – no upside.. you are not winning odds 80/20 against beating the cultural rot
In a reasonably stable society, those nine women should produce between 18 and 27 children. But I’m guessing that there are close to ZERO children amongst them so far.
You can either get busy putting buns in your women’s ovens, or else you and your race can get busy going EXTINCT.
I remember one woman who I spanked harder than planned one night. It was late at night and she was giving me an annoying BJ – it was frustrating. I got pissed and flipped her over and gave her bottom a vigorous wailing in the dark. I’m usually calm and deliberate when spanking but this time I was mad.
The next morning she proudly showed me the bruise I had left on her butt from the night before. She showed me again two days later.
I made the mistake of apologizing which is not what she really wanted to hear – she wanted confirmation that I would escalate brutality.
However, my policy is NEVER leave physical evidence – like bruises.
Broadsman, you wanna step it up a notch, and do the world some good in the process?
YOU: There’s only one thing in this life which is more exquisitely painful than [fill-in-the-blank].
SHE: What, what, anything you say, do it to me!
YOU: It’s called natural vaginal delivery without an epidural.
Force your voice as deep as possible. Stare her square in the eyes and don’t flinch a single muscle as you say it. And 9 to 10 months later, you WILL be a father. Guaran-damn-teed.
sorry ZS – the grandeur of saving my race from extinction weighed against an 80% chance Ill be cursing my existence for the rest of my life b/c my wife and kids are selfish foolish rubes of a facebook society – hmmm Ill choose not playing..thanks
“80% chance Ill be cursing my existence for the rest of my life b/c my wife and kids are selfish foolish rubes”
As a red pill man, you are almost guaranteed to be among the 20%. So if fear alone is your guide, you are a weak man who happens to gave red pill knowledge.
gave = have
“you start slow, alternate with kissing then smack hard.”
That’s because women love not knowing if they will be loved tenderly or roughly. It’s why blindfolding them gets them off so much or at least my exes enjoyed it.
Was gonna respond to this sharing my own experiences but I just don’t want another dozen ZombieShane “buns in the oven” replies to sift through when I come back to try to have a discussion. Fucking ridiculous that this shit is still going on.
Don’t get mad. Just skip over them if they bother you. They are bundled together for your convenience.
Yeah, I don’t think Zombie understands how annoying he is.
YaReally, post your stories. You’ve got mad skills.
Don’t forget when I predict you will get roofied by a bisexual Alpha…
Yeah well, I’m sure YaReally is a Jew!
It’s odd that Axelrod and Sunstein are assigning professionals to tail me [and to “fisch” me]. I guess they don’t want the message to get out.
YaReally, maybe some day you’ll grow up and you won’t be a nihilist any more. How old are you, anyway?
@YaReally Just linked to LumpyPUA’s annoying commentator blocker. It’s in mod.
@YaReally looking forward to your post on this. I know, it’s hard to sift through relevant posts when the “bun in the oven” meme or the “OT, but I think it’s the Jews…” meme or the “lololololololozzzz” or the “rape!” come in.
How is it that stuff gets through but my posts related to the topic at hand get stuck in moderation and by the time they are released, there’s a new topic.
I usually use the generic tin foil for my hats, but the Jews mind-control rays are penetrating them lately. Might need to switch to the heavy-duty foil! Oy veh!!!
Concur
Yes, dumbass comments like that and the wordpress bug eating comments alive is why posting comments longer than 5 lines is rather silly.
@YaReally and others on this thread…. 9 1/2 Weeks explored a lot of these themes and was completely panned by feminists who saw many of the scenes as violent and putting down women.
How things have changed…enter ’50 Shades of Gray’.
But check out this scene. It’s a role play where John (Mickey Rourke) is the bored boss asking his slut/secretary (Kim Bassinger) to crawl and pick up money while he threatens her with a belt. The schmaltzy music and the awkward editing make it seem like he’s being a complete dick. But watch the very end where he sits down and she starts laughing—it’s the “game”.
Of course you’re not going to beat on a chick, that would be ridiculous and violent. But the emotional triggers for pleasure can also be triggered by pain: spanking, cracking a belt, pinching, calling a girl slut, bitch etc.
I don’t know the full psychology behind it’s the same idea of haunted houses and roller coasters: you are put in a scary situation but you know you’ll be ok.
Women want to be lead and protected: spank her, pull her hair, pinch her nipples and alternate it and do it in a way the demonstrates you know where you’re leading this and she’ll submit.
Do it in a sloppy way…ask her “is that too much?” and she’ll lose that attraction.
It’s true. I’m not sure how I stumbled on this either. Several times over years while chatting with a woman via phone, SMS or online, have tested her with a half-joke about spanking her: “And not the namby-pamby, jeans-on spanking either. I mean bare bottom spanking. It’s all right if you need to cry. I’ll let you choose the brand of shea butter for afterwards.” Part of me silenly awaits the variation of eww, Lash, stay away from me, you have mental problems, etc. In all but say two cases, the response is girlish giggling. Think about that. A grown woman, with a mortgage and a station wagon, will giggle in excitement at the prospect. As for delivering actual spankings, that’s been only a couple of dates. But see Broadsman’s related comments, above. My findings agree with his about commingled nerves.
YaReally mentioned it before and it’s an eye-opening read. Read the Sex God Method book.
@newlyaloof A go-to text of mine for girls when I don’t have a reply or want to open is “Spank your ass…”
That’s good. I also like, “Spank you very much.”
see Nymphomaniac: Volume 1 & 2 – gets crazy at end ..long.. boring at times but sadly true ..chics r loco
off topic – when the hamster is revved up, there seems no limit to what you can get away with (note btw that the Nigerian fraudsters are now living in England)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2748186/Match-com-conmen-guilty-persuading-woman-hand-174-000-string-frauds-against-lonely-hearts.html
response to PA in mod or lost to wordpress gods
irt got game now
OT- Alpha pig Hunter wants a wife
http://mobile.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sexy-pig-hunter-wants-a-wife-the-facebook-group-helping-pig-shooters-find-love/story-fnet0gly-1227051609743
You gotta love the manosphere lesson further down the page–the woman who put her face on the page, Katrina. A close up face pic only, and “a little extra cushion for pushin.” In other words “I’m a tub of lard who’s too ashamed to show her body.”
Rule for online profiles, athletic = normal/ skinny, skinny = normal, average = fat
OT–watching some early Big Bang Theory, isn’t that such a perfect example of life for betas in America? Leonnard, the nice, considerate, smart guy pursues and ends up getting the gorgeous waitress… after plenty of bumbling, put downs from her, and after, by Sheldon’s estimates, that she’s had 30+ partners and is getting close to 30.
and she cheats like crazy
That, and she’s one bag of potato chips away from ballooning into an orca.
so uhh
met two 18 year olds in last two days that want to become doctors what’s the odds of that
so the one dude is one that was trying to flirt with my girl before
it was kind of cute tried to block her from moving out from behind table wouldn’t move I bout put him through wall tenderly
but yea his girl putting on the ioi’s somewhat hard
said my cologne smelled really good
said she doesn’t want kids now
wants to wait and live life first
wants to be dr.
told her don’t take all views from tv have 16 kids
she is an extreme hottie
bla bla bla
what’s the play?
now that it is reversed and his girl flirting with me
he he he
is this a bun oven scenario
i’m tired of being mr. nice guy
I literally told myself other day I want an 18 year old girlfriend
the power of positive thinking
someone is gonna ruin em might as well be me
I can at least give em some decent guidance
I think it is just an excuse for takin the easy way
I don’t want to ruin young chicks
but really someone might be getting em on drugs or some shit
so with me no that won’t happen
give em a taste for wanting the good life ya don’t need drugs for
I need a male pill aisle 5 stat
she was pushing the not have kids to hard I think it is an entrapment baby attempt
I sensed a ripple in the force
or really she prob don’t want em ride the cock carasel till 35 and shit
really what she was saying
she really said have kids after 30
so 12 years of the cock carasel
already factored in
What’s so unnatural? I’m 25 and most of my female friends are 22 to 25. I was talking to a friend about how it’s ridiculous that a lot of the girls we met during our university years already look… old. It’s subtle, but you can see the beginning of aging on their faces and their personalities(they’re no longer full of life and energy and a desire to discover new things).
On this note, this friend was asked by a girl he fucks if she looks fat and he said that no, you look old. I would have paid to see her reaction. Regarding drugs, by 18 most girls that will use drugs already tried drugs, at least here. This seems to be a good Tinder game strat: flirt with her on tinder and invite her over to toke. Cheaper than going out with her anywhere. lol
Coke game FTW. Seriously, I knew of a guy who was old and ugly and banged lots of strippers. Could be weed, or anything else too. Chicks mark for drugs.
also talked with grauate student chick
had right to life type shirt on
talked about my marches on Washington
think I got new hangout spot
the waitress gave me the I have some game discount
he he he
[…] A reader stumbled on a text schema that has the potential to light up vaginas from Tokyo to Toronto. Dude. I just accidentally hit on a great way to sexualize a text exchange. […]
O.T. I can see why Yombie always talks about putting buns in ovens. Europe is toast demographically!!! https://www.youtube.com/embed/6-3X5hIFXYU
And so is America.
Not only that; some hot white women are really black aliens who are out to steal your skin so they can walk around without attracting attention.
Watch out white man
But is it really a numbers game?
How many jooish buns are being put in the ovens?
The war on white boys continues…lowering the burden of proof in alleged campus sex assaults.
http://www.thecollegefix.com/post/19170/
yep
More scary super white women shit to make your dick limp:
YKWwood’s ridiculous super woman and magic negro fantasies, well…
Welcome to intellectual Jurassic Park… where bullshit finds a way.
Get back in your cave Bisquick.
I was at a girl’s house a couple weeks ago and made duck confit for is for supper. We drank 3 bottles of wine between the two of us. I got a late night message on Tinder from another girl asking how my supper was. I replied, “Dick is awesome!” And only saw the error the next morning. Hilarity ensued 😉
That would be fun even if your name is Richard.