A Chateau Heartiste accessory shoppe is in the works. Here is sample of what might be found lurking in the product line.
Love Logo T-shirt:
If you can confidently wear a t-shirt with this uplifting message emblazoned on the front, girls will be able to smell your heavy sex balls from twelve parsecs. The pheroMOANal assault could release dangerous shock waves of exploding vagina tingles. A warning label is included instructing the wearer not to wash the shirt for three months or to expect results if the shirt is accompanied by a defensive, apologetic demeanor.
[…] Love […]
Well played, Château.
Is that Ray Rice’s fiancee? BTW, between TMZ on Rice and that mess with the Atlanta Hawks, the Tribe is going nuts.
It’s as though the Tribe is trying to cash out their positions on Jim Crow and Negro Oppressionism and is going long on Feminaziism and “World War G”.
“World War G” – credit Steve Sailer.
It could be Chris Brown’s Rihanna.
@corvinus
Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner!
And of course, after her beatdown, she still wants him to…
When he drags her out of the elevator,her skirt rides up and she’s got some sexy legs.
For a moment I thought that was Jennifer Lawrence’s cum soaked face from the recent hacked pics… funny.
Ah, off topic question. I’ve got a date coming over in 90 minutes… cute 21 year old, met online. She gave the mandatory warning early on about how she’s not looking for a hookup… and for first date, she wanted to cuddle on the couch and watch a movie/split a bottle of wine. Now it’s, “she’s coming over for a while, then we’re going swimming.” I asked, “want to meet at the subdivision pool or get a house tour first? :p”
to which she replied, “oooh, house tour!”
So… I’m a little unsure. (I’m a rookie 23 year old.) Do I make a move to escalate somewhat while I’m giving the “house tour” or wait until after swimming/drinking?
no need to overthink it man. always escalate. at the worst you’ll get a little rebuff till afterward, at best you’ll get laid without having to waste your time swimming.
but either way, you’ll be setting the tone sexual early, which will make it much easier later.
just be careful that she doesn’t see you as too much of a player that’s going to ditch her, and you’ll be fine.
Agreed. The most important thing to understand is that “escalating too soon” is usually still a plus, not a minus–so long as you stay cool if she rebuffs you. Usually the worst that happens is that she resists and you back off and try again later. But even then, (1) now she knows you’re a man who will try to take what he wants, (2) now she’s thinking about what might happen so she’s warming up for your next attempt, and (3) women are instinctively turned on by being desired.
So long as you don’t make the mistake of getting angry or hurt, escalating “too soon” and getting (temporarily) rebuffed almost always works in your favor.
Escalating too late, on the other hand–that’s how billions of guys have lost billions of birds in the hand. Leaving them with just the hand.
Be ready for last minute “anti slut defense” resistance. Play it cool when that happens.
> “Play it cool…” THIS!!! If you get laid, great. If not, just keep that twinkle in your eye and that mischievous grin on your face. NO BUTTHURTEDNESS!
always be going for the bun in the oven brah.
NFL likes to pull back on blackitty black when it thinks it’s losing white appeal. A few decades back it started penalizing excessive end zone celebrations. Since then it’s done a periodic purge of a black player like Vick and now Rice.
Nawh, not really.
You gotta hang ni66ers when you can (especially when they supply the rope) because one day you might be unable to do it.
The amount of blacks that were lynched in the South in total is about the amount of whites that are murdered by blacks every year.
Mordecai THWACKowitz, if I thought you were a real chimpanzee, then I’d feel pretty sorry for you. The Tribe is ditching the chimps and laying its bet on the SWF Sandra Flukes and on the Bawney Fwank Fags.
First the chimpanzees were obsolete farm equipment [s/p the mechanization of cotton picking], and now they’re obsolete victims discarded by the Oscar Mayer Wiener Academy.
Rabbi Thwack, isn’t it time for synagogue? Maybe have Axelrod and Sunstein over to split a bottle of Manichewitz?
Speaking of Ray Rice; Anthony Cumia got fired for getting in a fight with a black woman and tweeting about it.
It is my opinion that black people are quick to violence because they lack the language skills to effectively express themselves. It was the black woman that physically assaulted Anthony, yet he was the one fired for using WORDS to defend himself.
So to sum up; both Ray Rice and Anthony Cumia got fired for conflicts with black women even though they used completely opposite strategies to deal with the situation.
“It is my opinion that black people are quick to violence because they lack the language skills to effectively express themselves”
They are a taciturn lot.
What’s love got to do with Pam Grier?
Silly white man. Thinks that by over exposing Ray Rice’s “abuse” of wife that he is some how shaming Negroes and playing the “see ….they’re savages” card in order to justify harsh anti Negroe policing and social posture.
But what the silly white man has down is show all of America and the world who the only real man in America really is……The Negro.
Lets see. Places in the world where a rude bitch disrespecting her husband gets knocked the fuck out and society approves.
1.Latin America 2.Africa 3. Asia 4. Middle East. 5. Russia 6. Eastern Europe.
7. Parts if Southern Europe-Baltics
Only in the pussified West is this an issue.
As we speak. Women all over America are secretly rubbing one out to images of Ray Rice….He disciplined his wife and she takes her place at his side mouth shut of course. No doubt their make up sex was fantastic…this is what women are really thinking. Dark Triad wins.
Silly white man still doesnt get it.
Stop your obsession with the Negroe.
Your wife and daughter are lusting after Negroes even more…..
The Negroe. The only real man in America.
Sharp enough to be a slick talking ivy league politician. And also Tough enough to be no shit taking brute who puts his broads in their place. All hite looking good and fit while doing it. THE PERFECT MAN
Women are creaming their panties over this.
White man. Stop it before its too late and you lose everything.
Don’t you already have a blog Obsidian? Take your black power crap there.
Blah blah. Blacks pretend they are “da real man” by beating their chests and beating women who can’t fight back. Lazy, smelly losers.
Of course women are reflexively disgusted by Blacks and by Black behavior. Even Black toddlers prefer to play with White dolls, because the Black ones are ugly. Toddlers of all races are disgusted by Blacks, showing that it is not something “racism” teaches us, it’s natural.
Funny thing is, whether Whites take back their lands, or mass immigration destroys the West, Blacks are screwed. If the latter scenario, the Arabs, Chinese and others will kill off the Blacks. Their best bet was always to be subservient to Whites, but they always screw up their situation.
Case in point: ebola spreads quickly in Africa because dumb blacks eat ebola-tainted monkeys. That’s cannibalism. But jokes aside, how can they eat a creature with arms and legs and a body generally reminiscent of a human being? Because Blacks do have cannibalism in their DNA. They are the only habitually cannibalistic race. Others have done it for religion – dumb Indians – or on rare occasions when facing starvation, but Blacks are the only ones who do it out of habit. So eating monkeys should come natural for them. And then they die from ebola.
Cannibalism – not just in eating habits either. But in everyday behavior. Destroying the society that keeps them alive.
Will there be a picture of your Jewish mom squeezing you out of her smelly vagina after 9 months of having carried the ugly bastard that her father jizzed her up with? rihanna would like to wipe her ass with it.
Huh ????
Please explain.
You dont like the shirt ??
Or
You dont like Heartist ??
Or
You dont like Rihanna ??
klaire doesn’t like herself
I’d let her talk a minute then interrupt her with “Hang on babe, I gotta go take a piss.”
… on you.
From the feed
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/11080029/Italys-Matteo-Renzi-accused-of-appointing-female-ministers-based-on-their-looks-and-age.html
“I believe some of the ministers were chosen because they are young and also good-looking,” said Rosy Bindi, a stalwart of the centre-Left party and now president of a parliamentary anti-mafia commission.”
Like a retarded little brother of Odysseus who sails past the Sirens without plugging his ears, I scrolled down to see what Rosy Bindi looked like, and of course the Telegraph delivered.
My advice: don’t. Just stop 1/4 of the way down and ogle the chick in blue.
check out the way she’s looking at the premier – i bet her facebook status is ‘e complicato’
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Tsk tsk tsk!!
Yes, tsk tsk indeed – Black violence has to stop. Blacks are the most violent race by far, as statistics show. The most violent against their own race and the most violent against other races. This is true whether in the Americas, Europe or Africa. But of course, observing the truth is “racist” which the media owners claim is worse than the observed violence.
A Chateau Heartiste accessory shoppe is in the works.
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Whats the hold up on my Nicole Simpson T-shirt?
I ordered mine 2 weeks ago?
WTF?
If I want something late I’ll order it from ni66ers
Whats the hold up on my Nicole Simpson T-shirt?
Probably ran short of red ink.
Rihanna shirt. Interesting.
Didnt the Negroe known as Chris Brown smack the shit out of her ???
and fell even deeper in awe. Even publicly taking responsibilty for her bad behavior and getting back with him.
Watch what women do. Not what they say. They love a man who wont take their nonsense and who isnt afraid to pop ‘em one.
That’s why they drop panties for assorted thugs. Tuffs. Bad boys. Felona. Cons. Etc….
American women are dying to be disciplined …. even physically.
Looks like only the so called Negroe is man enuf to do it.
Assuming you’re the same “al” as above, it sounds like you’re starting to get it.
Never advocated it, but white trash guys use this method as often as “the negroe” and keep their women around.
Incorrect. Poor Whites do not commit as much crime as poor Blacks. Middle-class Whites do not commit as much crime as middle-class Blacks.
Indeed, Blacks in Europe commit even more crime than Mestizo, Turkish, Kurdish and Arab immigrants, which is quite a feat. And they throw out trash and used diapers from the balconies and in the stairway in the apartment buildings. If Arabs and Kurds hate living in the same building as Somalis – and they do – then you can be sure that something is seriously wrong with Africans.
“And they throw out trash and used diapers from the balconies and in the stairway in the apartment buildings.”
I was about to say the last people who did this predated the goddamn Renaissance, but apparently even they weren’t that bad.
http://www.discovery-zone.com/people-middle-ages-really-threw-droppings-window/
“The idea that people used to empty chamber pots out the window, in the street, is quite widespread. Usually, it is said that it was something practiced in the Middle Ages, and the image is often depicted in films evolve that period. Unfortunately, like many other popular ideas about the Middle Ages, it is false.”
so you can say white trash but then the negro
fuck you bitch
The difference between true love and herpes…
Gentlemen,
You must admit that the white American man has lost his balls. …
One of the first rules of being a man is to keep your broads in line…..violence is generally discouraged, but just about every culture in world recognizes that at times the female has to be dealt with physically.
All the feminazi crap could have been prevented a long time ago if more white men were willing to smack their broads in the kisser…..that goes for daughters too….
Maybe its not too late. Remember, insults to honor were typically responded to with violence. This stands whether the perp is male or female.
Women need to be made to understand that men arent tobe fucked with. Proportionate violence is part of the tool kit.
no ya really can’t admit that
white dudes are the ones in the warzone killing people it is not blacks
so yea we def diferent from nigs and whoever else but yea
we have balls just when we use em they actually throw us in jail or kill us
white cops no balls?
ya think
who has security jobs who is secret service
white dudes guarding Obama more than lkely
and ye ai put it in google and white dude pops up
so we have something to live for
nigs really don’t care about going to jail
so not a fair playing field
even if the nig goes to jail for beating a bitch which is unlikely
his drug dealing job will be there when he gets out
white dudes job lot of times won’t be
well when white dudes no longer have anything to lose I guess it will be diferent
white dudes have families and responsibilities
can’t just hang out all day with 5 other dudes with nothing to do
and be bored and decide to go beat up a white dude walking with his girlfriend cause they jealous of him and his girl don’t need a train
You are correct. The westen white man has been all but physically castrated. You should really hope he never gets those balls back. The future state of the negro depends on it.
Not a lot of game demonstrated here. This is what happens when you get terminal blue balls.
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/twisted-romeos-darren-saltmarsh-and-julian-buchwald-turned-the-search-for-love-to-pure-terror/story-fni0ffnk-1227052596240#itm=newscomau%7Chome%7Cnca-homepage-masthead-feature%7C3%7Cheading%7Chomepage%7Chomepage&itmt=1410318350351
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-09-09/single-americans-now-comprise-more-than-half-the-u-s-population.html
Needs more blood and bruises.
So apparently you CAN give a negress a fat lip and a black eye.
question for the seasoned lotharios here
I have an attractive female friend that I go out clubbing with… sorta use her as a pivot for talking/hooking up with other girls in bars/clubs/whatever. One night a couple weeks ago we were riding in a cab after a couple of drinks and she out of nowhere asked “why did you flirt with my friend instead of me?” (I was sleeping with one of her friends for a couple of weeks when I first met her)
While she’s attractive she’s not really my type so I didn’t really answer I just kinda went “uhhhhh…” I didn’t wanna be like “you’re not my type” since that would seem overly cruel but I dunno. What would a better response have been?
We’re just friends. Let’s not spoil that.
Keeps her in, fries her circuits, powers her hamster, etc.
AlphaBeta,
Remember grasshopper… Women NEVER EVER want a direct answer to a direct question. Your answer was acceptable because it was not a direct answer.
Probable motive she did not get the male attention that she desired at the club you just visited. Therefore she wanted instant gratification that at least _you_ found her hawt. You denied her that instant gratification… so therefore you did fine.
several ways to play this…
Nice Guy way:
I’ll flirt with you if you want… [fail – welcome to beta-ville]
Alpha way:
She is hotter and better in bed
Golden Shiv way:
You seemed off your game tonight so I didn’t want to take advantage of your weakness.
I personally would bet the rpm on the hamster after the “shiv” reply goes to 1000+.
How bout….”I don’t want to get you pregnant”. LOL.
I used that one recently hahahahaahhaa
yea I came close to pulling my dick out and putting it in my chick buddies mouth
when she was talking bout she wasn’t my type
I maintained though
its nice to have an actual chick friend you don’t do shit with
and she not my type she is right
another chick buddy I did put my dick in
and it kind of fucked up the friendship
so it could get weird
could of prob got away with it but her boyfriend my friend now
so yea I got to draw a line somewhere
yea they break up I might let her he he he
“gay”
[…] would of never have guessed that it was from a blog post from Chateau […]
speaking of violence
my friend told me my girl was prob standing over me sleeping with
something heavy in her hand before thinking about smashing me
but then thought naaa
I don’t want the consequences of that
he he he
i’d say controlled
I have really worked on not exploding in almost any situation
I let the person choose whether or not there will be controlled
non angry violence
or just not be able to be in my presense if they fuck up
or they go on time out for 6 moths
How the fuck does a motherfucker contact your ass? I’m in an emotional ass state of mind and kind of need a kick in the ass, along with some useful advice. I’m a former Alpha who lost my mojo and has questioned everything about myself, and the world, since. I’m naturally aggressive, so I’m prone to do stupid shit, and need help before I fuck mine or someone else’s life up. I’m not just some meat-head, though. I have a damn heart which just fucks me up even more. If I were a heartless bastard this shit would be easy. But I knocked up an easy 9, probably an 8 now, because of the baby, which wasn’t planned, but I’m absolutely in love with this little girl we’ve made, no how terrible the mother is. Just need a vice and advice to get over this hump and back to the Alphe me, which I’ve drifted far from…
No matter* how terrible the mother is…
Alpha* God damn lol
watch men who stare at goats you will know what to do
he he he
> “I have a damn heart… I’m absolutely in love with this little girl we’ve made…”
LOL’ed. WELCOME TO THE CLUB! Bun -> Oven Game FTW. LOL’ed.
FINALLY….Zombie Shane has a point!!! Bun in oven…man up…
Next, get her Mom back in a family way as soon as possible – your little girl needs as many baby brothers and baby sisters as possible.
Finally, the Oscar Mayer Wiener Academy is already working 24×7 to turn your little girl into a cock-carousel-riding WHORE.
On her Mom’s cable or satellite, use parental lockout to block all Disney channels and all Nickelodeon Channels and all episodes of Sesame Street.
Also, ban all Jew toys such as Barbie Dolls and Disney movie toys and Sesame Street propaganda [like “Abby Cadabby”].
From the moment your daughter is born, the Jewish Industrial Complex is throwing every trick in its handbook [the Talmud] towards the goal of turning your little girl into a whore like Miley Cyrus or Sandra Fluke or into a childless pseudo-mudshark like Sandra Bullock or Charlize Theron.
LIFO’ed about Borderline Personality Disorder [BPD], but search the archives for “Penelope Trunk”.
The two good weeks for Mommy will from the 1st Day of her period through to the 14th Day when she ovulates.
The two BPD Shit-Storm-from-Hell weeks will be on the downside, from Day 15 through Day 28, when you must have a spine of STEEL.
MEMORIZE the start date of each menstrual cycle, anticipate each ovulation two weeks later, and adjust your Female Psychologizing accordingly.
And your Spine of Steel must be STAINLESS – don’t let Mommy’s incessant whining and bitching and carping act to rust out your spine over the years.
The orgasms which you give Mommy complete her – they make her whole – without those orgasms which you give her, Mommy is not fully a woman.
And if you don’t give Mommy her orgasms, then YaReally’s sorry ass will be more than happy to move in behind your back and do it for you.
So fuck Mommy’s brains out during the Two Good Weeks [especially the three days prior to ovulation], and weather the Shit Storms during the Two Bad Weeks – ROCK OF GIBRALTAR!
“Just need a vice and advice to get over this hump and back to the Alphe me”
To your daughter you are the biggest Alpha in the world. If you stay that way, the odds of your daughter going astray are small. If your situation allows it, make a few more babies with the mother. Including a son whom you will show the way to be an alpha like you.
If you want to play the field instead, having a child increases your alpha cred with other girls. Girls like a preselected virile man.
You can still play as long as you remember what your number one responsibility is.
This is whats called peacocking for alpha male
you should bundle it with some GBFM merchandise. Just sayin’
May I suggest money clip?
There is an inverse correlation between one’s racisssmss and his outrage with Ray Rice.
Off topic but not really:
STUDY SAYS WOMEN FEEL FREE TO BANG ‘LIKE A MAN’ ON VACATION
http://www.xojane.com/sex/study-says-women-feel-free-to-bang-like-a-man-on-vacation
Read the comments.
we recognize the picture but i doubt most people would. i still love it though. is there a picture of rice’s wife with bruises?