A survey of 670 North American white collar workers revealed who is the unhappiest (and happiest) of them all.
According to the survey, the happiest workers are:
- Male
- 39 years old
- Married
- Have a household income between $150,000 and $200,000
- Hold a senior management position
- Have one young child at home
- Have a wife who works part-time
while the unhappiest workers are:
- Female
- 42 years old
- Unmarried
- Have a household income under $100,000
- Work in a professional position (i.e., as a doctor or a lawyer).
What we have here… is failure to assimilate to the feminist utopia. Some women you just can’t reach. So you get what we had here these past 60 years, which is the way ugly bitter feminists want it… well, they get it. Careerist gogrrl spinsters who go to sleep and wake every morning with a shiver of doom running down their necks. Unhappy 130IQ cat ladies as far as the eye can see, staining their graduate degrees with hot tears.
I don’t like it any more than you men, but I will leverage it for my personal gain.
Blame flies in all directions, but the most obvious one. The Bitches of Feastdick whine that their feminist droids are unhappy because men aren’t picking up the slack in the domestic sphere. Androgyne, Inc. stockholders say that women worry more about the home life and we need to help them worry less by mandating various stay-at-office motherhood initiatives, like on-site daycare.
They flail and they flog their plush lush lies that protect them from the stone cold truth… the truth that is incontestable and harmonious and rooted in eons of evolutionary blueprint:
Men and women are happier when they abide traditional sex roles.
Reject biology, feel unhappy. It’s that simple. Work within the contours of your sex’s biology, and you will feel like a finely tuned instrument discarding cacophony and alighting upon melodious serenity.
According to the survey, the happiest workers are:
Male
39 years old
Married
Have a household income between $150,000 and $200,000
Hold a senior management position
Have one young child at home
Have a wife who works part-time
Why did they leave out out WHITE?
Blacks read Psychology Today?
Sorry, it’s not Psychology Today, it’s “Captivate.com”. Cannot fathom from the stock photos what they are selling.
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When I was a boy, I read an article in Psychology Today about some primate researchers who gave a copy of Playgirl Magazine to a female chimp which then proceeded to masturbate to it. I guess that was before folks learned that Burt Reynolds was a fag.
Blacks given rational tasks have always been happiest.
It always did my heart good to hear them happy darkies singin’ in the fields!
…not on that list..Race Baiters
Reporter Who Spoke About Black Families Suspended “Won’t return”
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3180868/posts
“Bergin said in his report that the underlying cause of an anti-police mentality is young black men growing up without fathers. “It’s important to shine a light on this anti-cop mentality that has so contaminated America’s inner cities,” Bergin said after airing the widow’s comments and showing a memorial for her husband. “The underlying cause of all of this, of course, young black men growing up without fathers.”
Obama’s America: “The United Blood Nation may take retaliatory action against police officers”
http://www.jammiewf.com/2014/obamas-america-the-united-blood-nation-may-take-retaliatory-action-against-police-officers/
’cause yer colorblind. ni99er
Because the man who most fits that description is probably Asian.
Also, why just one child? I thought the best number in the modern era is 3 kids. Certainly two at a minimum. One kid is just miserable, for the kid, AND the father.
Also, why just one child? I thought the best number in the modern era is 3 kids. Certainly two at a minimum. One kid is just miserable, for the kid, AND the father.
Perhaps because Mr. Happy got married only a couple of years ago, and his wife is about a decade younger than him.
Yup. One child in the family too often becomes a rivalry of affection and extra contention between parents.
Best to have a lot of targets for one’s love and affection and resources, both material and emotional… healthier on all sides.
Here ya go.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/14/white-privilege-fundraiser_n_5585470.html
Because any 39-year-old married black man making over $150,000 in senior management with only one kid to support and a wife who doesn’t sit on her ass all day isn’t merely happy, he’s ecstatic!
Either that or he spends many an hour pinching himself to make sure it’s not all a dream.
early morning here!
“Female
42 years old
Unmarried
Have a household income under $100,000
Work in a professional position (i.e., as a doctor or a lawyer).”
you can just see her face, can’t you? hint: there is no smile.
If I were a doctor or lawyer pulling in less than $100K/yr, I’d be unhappy too.
I know a lawyer who makes $70,000 a year, spends $12,000 to lease a Porshe (he has never owned a car) and told me, “It doesn’t get any better than this.”
Almost no one makes $150,000-$200,000 a year. Perhaps people should pay attention to that old wisdom, “Enough is a good as a feast.”
Or as Warren Zevon said, “I enjoy every sandwich.”
Props on the Zevon homage, but here on the East Coast, if you’re a doctor or lawyer and ain’t pulling in six figures within five years of being out of school, you just ain’t tryin’.
I fall mostly in the first category. Wife works on raising the kids, two kids, with another Devil Pup being discussed.
Senior management, pay in line with your example. I am pretty happy with how my life has turned out. I have done some pretty amazing things and been to many different countries.
The next battle about to be joined that I am a part of is the border. Pull your kids out of public schools, they are becoming disease vectors.
I choose the animating contest of freedom rather than the tranquility of slavery.
> “Pull your kids out of public schools, they are becoming disease vectors.”
Have you had the honor yet of taking a badly dehydrated child to the Emergency Room because it can’t swallow because its throat is swollen shut with extremely painful sores because of HAND FOOT AND MOUTH DISEASE?
Magic mouthwash saved us from that, fortunately. Mine caught it from in-school vectors. Was very annoying.
> “Magic mouthwash”
Was yours a Schedule III with some Phenergan or Demerol or Thorazine or whatever? Or was it just Benadryl/Diphenhydramine?
Lidocane. Not super, but it at least did the job. What is worse is that it was their second time, with a year between. Two completely different sets of symptoms, though.
Wouldn’t be a problem if some jackass wanting to make a name for himself hadn’t proclaimed that vaccination causes autism.
The people who are worried about vaccines causing autism are not third world peasants from central America…
Hand Foot and Mouth was unknown to Western Medicine until very recently, and any USA Pediatrician who perfomed his residency no later than about 1995 [or 2000?] would never even have crossed paths with it. But don’t believe me – believe the readership at Time Magazine:
http://healthland.time.com/2012/07/09/cambodian-childrens-deaths-linked-to-hand-foot-and-mouth-disease/#comments
I hate when assholes blame a third party rather then the disease carrying shitskinned subhuman hordes crossing the border…
I hate when assholes blame a third party rather then the disease carrying shitskinned subhuman hordes crossing the border…
This, this, and THIS.
> “assholes blame”
Assholes with big hook noses, olive-colored skin, greasy dark curly hair, guttural NYC accents, and circumcisions.
Not to mention that disease occurrence in vaccinated populations is increasing.
Oh, and Saytr, perhaps you should go read the CDC Pink Book and look for a certain vaccine that is grown in human diploid cells, look at the human blood protein content of that vaccine, and ask yourself “What the fuck is a prion, and how does it fuck with a developing brain?”
That might help counter the msm propaganda…
@Bluntobj
Kinda already know what a prion is. Same type of cell that is found in spongiform encephalitis.
However, the “doctor” that started the anti-vaccine craze has been proven wrong, that his work was improperly documented, and his sample sizes were way too small.
For anyone who actually cares, you simply must learn what they really make most of these vaccines from [and also they make the flavoring in Pepsi Cola products]:
http://www.cogforlife.org
cogforlife is absolutely mandatory reading for anyone who really cares.
and also HOW they make the flavoring in Pepsi Cola products
A prion isn’t a cell – it isn’t even a virus – it’s an invasive strand of protein.
But something like a prion certainly could be coming out of the cell line from the poor child who was murdered to make the Rubella vaccine.
@ZombieShane
Eh, gotta break a few eggs to make an omlet. Or in this case the protein delivery system used for years in vaccination.
> “Or in this case the protein delivery system used for years in vaccination.”
No, Captain Hooknose, forcing vaccines made from murdered children upon the population at large is an entirely new phenomenon – up until circa the Obama immaculation, we still had clean vaccines for things like Mumps [Mumpsvax] and Measles [Attenuvax] – it was only very recently that Murder Vaccines were forced upon us. And the clean Rubella vaccine from Japan has never been approved by the FDA. Somebody very powerful WANTS our children exposed to the Murder Vaccine. Somebody who probably has a hooknose, just like you.
Jews are not human.
@Zombie Shane
Gods you’re stupid. Of all the derogatory things you could call me to try to put me in a bad position you settle on that. You have the entire internet to look up new and entertaining ways of calling someone Jewish, or Black, or Liberal. But you settle on hooknose?
By the way, if you have to put someone down to make a point, you’ve lost your frame. Revise and resubmit.
By the way, if you have to put someone down to make a point, you’ve lost your frame.
Cathedral folderol… there are times when disingenuousness and outright dimness call for mockery.
Even Jesus derided His foes with scorn when making His points, up to and including His best friend, Peter.
Not to mention, to your attempted point about putdowns, you yourself begin the reply with “Gods, you’re stupid.”
If you’re going to attempt forum debate, try not to make your opponent’s case for him.
@Greg Eliot
Be careful when envoking the name of a certain popular Jewish carpenter…
“The next battle about to be joined that I am a part of is the border. Pull your kids out of public schools, they are becoming disease vectors.”
They were already mental disease factors.
All fathers should read John Holt, starting with How Children Fail.
another one is “hot zone” by Preston. a good book about Ebola but it applys to pretty much every disease.
Those in the unhappiest demographic are also often the least productive and the hardest to work with – either as a colleague or a customer.
As Christine LaGrande said we were lucky it was not Lehmann sisters or the crash would have been crashier
And oy, the nagging!
I have it on good authority that Rush is Jewish. I’m shocked and disheartened…
If he is, it would make sense… all opposition in the MSM is ALLOWED opposition, remember that.
All of this was by design – to demoralize the Shkotzim, to overwhelm the Shkotzim, to enslave the Shkotzim, and to eradicate the Shkotzim. No Pollen, No Fruit. No Masculinity, No Revolution. Hopeless? Cat Lady, we got Hope for you in Spades!
BTW, this is all official Frankfurt School campaign propaganda aimed squarely at the bitter lonely miserable Blue State SWF demographic – not some wild-eyed tinfoil-hat schizophrenic conspiracy-theorist delusion – in fact, that Clinton video was uploaded to jewtube by the Clinton Presidential Library itself!
> “demoralize the Shkotzim”
Jesus H Christ, Rush Limbaugh was ALL OVER this just now – he took a call from a girl who was so demoralized that she couldn’t even enjoy watching this year’s Fourth of July fireworks with her boyfriend because she didn’t feel that she lived in a great country anymore. I swear to God that Rush is a lurker here at the Chateau.
Bel Ami must have been one of heartiste’s ancestors
youtu.be/TXj2E0HQGms
“all women take to men who have the appearance of wickedness”
[…] The Unhappy Woman Is A Feminist Archetype […]
Facts and logic are SEEEEEXIST!!1!
In the unhappy demographic, it doesn’t matter much if the woman is married or not if she doesn’t have kids.
Talked to an obese woman through work last week. Early forties, lonely whale. And she actually described herself as a “radical feminist” completely without being prompted. So she stuffs herself like a mentally deranged person, ruins her one life … then blames men for her failure.
The Left loves obesity since it increases their ranks. (With some individual leftist exceptions, yes.) And even if the obese are right-wing their condition neuters them somewhat, since someone who can’t survive hardship won’t entertain thoughts of radical change and will by and large support the status quo.
the evil of obesity leaches like black goo into every capillary of a society.
> “And even if the obese are right-wing their condition neuters them somewhat”
I think it might be an actual physical neutering rather than merely a metaphorical neutering – in men, fat increases estrogen levels which decrease both sperm counts AND aggression. So obesity is a huge “WIN-WIN” for the Frankfurt School: Both “No Pollen, No Fruit” AND “No Masculinity, No Revolution”!
“And even if the obese are right-wing their condition neuters them somewhat, since someone who can’t survive hardship won’t entertain thoughts of radical change and will by and large support the status quo.”
Well, thin women can’t survive hardship either. The “radical change” feminists want is the illusion of total self-reliance with the safety net of big daddy government, funded by taxing men’s resources.
i see this going one of two ways.
1. a high caste peels off to form an androgynous, hyper K-selected alien gray quasi-species while the masses are district 9ed by supertech surveillance.
2. the same thing, minus the high caste peeling off. they just get subsumed in the event horizon collapse.
i don’t believe there will be any AI singularity in time to save us from either of these outcomes. the gods of the copybook headings are not to be trifled with. they will have, like they always have had, their day.
Amy, the only thing you tax is mens’ patience.
But we luvs ya anyway.
heh. too bad you guys don’t get cbc – canada’s ‘national news network’ has a 275lbs fatty doing beat work on scene.
lady was in quebec last summer covering the train explosion from hell – all i could think about was how long fat takes to burn.
“the left loves obesity because it increases their ranks”
i see this going one of two ways.
1. a high caste peels off to form an androgynous, hyper K-selected alien gray quasi-species while the masses are district 9ed by supertech surveillance.
2. the same thing, minus the high caste peeling off. they just get subsumed in the event horizon collapse.
Or perhaps a combination of the two: the non-androgynes in the high caste following scenario 1 (with leftoid SWPLtardery being mouthed but not actually believed), and the androgynes scenario 2 (by either not breeding at all, or by racemixing with the lower caste).
I actually think the lower masses will be the androgynous ones. Especially with obesity and their increasing acceptance of deviance. High-IQ people are more likely than low-IQ to be able to keep their true beliefs private and out of sight until it’s safe.
A poem for AmyButtox..
The oceans grandly parted…
Where I precisely farted…
Towards my Buttox, Amy darted..
Her supplies in tow, she carted..
To Detox my Buttox, she started..
A new technique, she charted…
With her $5000 payment, she gladly parted..
From the gina tingles, she smarted…
-GB
i love a good running *gag*.
@CH.
No. There will be no hyper K-selected human species akin to the “grey” aliens of popular folklore.
They would probably have normal IQs and so be subjugated by the empire builders in some way. However, I’m sure they will have killer abs, breasts and some annoying personality.
There’s a good chance she IS mentally deranged. I’m not saying that as an insult, there really is a lot of self admitted mental illness among the radical left. And I supposed it’d make sense, as it’s hard to believe anyone who’s happy and well-adjusted can be so bitter as to believe in total equality.
‘And she actually described herself as a “radical feminist”’
Radish-shaped feminist.
my ex/fb has a strong mother/beta father. she’s 21.
one of the things the mother taught her was “never rely on the man to (bring home the bacon). you must have a career of your own so you do not rely on (one source of income).”
part of me accepts the theory behind it – though what she did was tell her daughter in code that:
‘you don’t need a man to provide for you – youre the hottest daughter i have – i want you to have the alpha seed of a CEO that can take or leave you – my little princess is independant and you will use your looks to seduce men to snake them of their power.’
mother is a financial planner.
The thing is, “never rely on the man” is actually good advice for women who are in the bottom third of the looks distribution, or women who are lesbians.
[CH: a disproportionate number of media feminists are dykes. as for the low value women… they should learn to settle. down in their weight class they’ll find a loser omega who would be willing to stick by their sides.]
Obviously, pretty women have options so whether they find a good man and become housewives or get a career and go their own way is their choice. Ugly women and lesbians don’t have this choice, especially ugly women who are not fat. (fatties can always lose weight and become prettier. thin but ugly women are outta luck).
I don’t think feminism causes female unhappiness nearly as much as female unhappiness causes feminism. Those women were going to be unhappy even they lived in Afghanistan and never heard of feminism. Some people, regardless of gender, are going to be naturally unhappy, no matter what happens to them in life. I believe it is at least partly genetic. Everybody knows somebody who is always either unhappy or apathetic.
“thin but ugly women are outta luck.”
There are plenty of thirsty motherfuckers who will fuck anything. Just because they are ugly as sin to you doesn’t mean she doesn’t fit the bill of some manboobed loser. They’ll eventually get scooped up, but it won’t be by “Prince Charming”. More like the fuckin’ frog, but hey… the alpha’s trash is the beta’s treasure.
both sides in this eternal debate get cornered into making extreme claims. all you really need to know is yes, on average it’s easier for women to get laid than it is for men and no, that doesn’t mean hideous women have a dance card full of thirsty omegas willing to fuck anything. men have standards as well, and men exercise choice in the sexual market, even if their choices are somewhat less discriminatory for short-term objectives.
I don’t think feminism causes female unhappiness nearly as much as female unhappiness causes feminism.
I think it does go both ways. Feminism causes female unhappiness by brainwashing women into thinking all bodies are beautiful and thereby encouraging them to get lazy and fat, which causes men to avoid them, and then they become unhappy and more feminist.
Yes, and also by telling them they have to have a career to be fulfilled, which conflicts with what they really want (but feminism doesn’t let them admit), which is getting married and taking care of their husband and kids.
Bishes probably love Pride and Prejudice. Cognitive dissonance makes the wheel go round.
I get a kick out of that book because it still portrays there being a Norman aristocracy in England: Fitzwilliam Darcy… Catherine de Burgh…
Never caught that before. Ferrars vs Dashwood, too.
Mansfield Park is my favorite Austen. Properly understood, it’s a tragedy where the heroes are the Crawfords. I’d love to see a film adaptation from the point of view of Mrs. Norris.
What the fuck is happiness though? Take a moment to step outside of this Joo-Bogus happiness vs sadness mode of thought. Do men who aren’t faggots go around worrying about how happy they are? No, that’s what women do, and if you’ve ever spent a significant time around women you know that they’re never truly happy. They will always want more.
This is the sickness of modern culture that even CH falls prey to (and myself). Everything is about our feeeeeeelings. Marriage is about everlasting romantic love (fallacy). Sex is about preserving our precious egos and getting a momentary release of tension. Being “happy” essentially means being content in the context of this article, but contentedness will vary from person to person.
The focus should be on what we can do to transcend the material world and this puerile search for false happiness. In other words, religion. And that is the heart of the matter, most people lack an existential purpose because they lack a higher power. As Machiavelli said, no surer sign of a nation in decline than when the rites of religion are held in contempt.
Indeed. Happiness is a symptom, not an end in and of itself. The focus on happiness is a cancer.
cynthiabuttox,
My buttox are blasting out fast, whippy, incendiary projectiles of gas.
Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls of Fire!
After that, it will be the first step in your beatification to….
…..Detox my Buttox.
-GB
I’ve always said, happiness is overrated.
I’m not modern-happy, but I’m Aristotle-happy.
Giggle. I recently wrote an article on my blog about “Traditional Roles” advocating that men and women stick to traditional roles.
As a fair warning, my blog is graphic and deals with Total power exchange relationships between Submissive women and dominant men, so please don’t visit if that offends your sensibilities
http://blog.desidaasi.com/2014/06/whats-wrong-with-women-embracing.html
As a woman, I find it sad that a lot of men have now started believing in the “men and women are equal and interchangeable” theory
because that is where the cooter is roaming/we rarely think for ourselves anymore.
DesiGassyDaasi,
Detox my Buttox…
-GB
“My, that’s a lot of heads you have on the wall!”
“Yes, but one can’t help thinking there’s always room for just one more.”
If that is you spread eagle on the top banner you are about the LEAST Indian looking female outside of perhaps Bollywood actresses. Pale skin, pink nipples? 1 drop rule in reverse maybe?
There has been a great deal of Euro-cream stirred into that coffee for many generations by the looks of it.
Just a curious aside…
@Jay Not all Indians are dark skinned, A small minority are quite light skinned like me. Since you are aware of Bollywood actresses, for example Kareena Kapoor comes to mind. My husband and I are Brahmins although I am quite light skinned even by Brahmin standards. Many of my Indian friends tell me I am the lightest skinned Indian they have seen. I am often mistaken for other nationalities. People are often surprised when I tell them I am Indian. Must be from my Dad’s side. He has grey eyes and really pale skin. BTW as Brahmins, we rarely marry outside our caste, so whatever genetics caused that was carried along for many generations and that may be another reason. I read somewhere that some South Asians share the Light Skin Allele of SLC24A5 with Europeans and it is found in high proportions amongst certain castes in India.
I’d like to come work in your office. Mine is so choked with miserable, careerist spinsters that today I coughed up a hairball. Dig your mindset – it’s refreshing.
i do think it’s possible for a woman to successfully enjoy a career, in certain fields where feminine traits excel. i think their unhappiness stems from the fact that they are trying to make a career in fields where masculine traits are most valued. i also strongly believe that women are not capable of working with other women in an office setting, but that’s off-topic.
to say something for women though, i think they are most valuable when their role is that of a nurturer, of giving themselves for the benefit and enjoyment of others (their husbands, children, audience – i love the sound of a woman’s beautiful voice singing, or watching a good actress on screen), so i agree with heartiste that rejecting biology leads to destruction.
if a woman wants to forge a strong career and dedicate her life to it, i say let her. she won’t have time to raise a family, so her genetics won’t be passed on to the next generation. i say this with kindness, not hate.
The head of Pepsi Co, who is a woman, recently said it’s impossible for women to be successful at being a parent AND being a careerist. Admitted that she hired help to raise her kids and that while she was an exceptional businesswoman, she fell short of being a quality mom. “I don’t think women can have it all. We pretend we can have it all…You know, you have to cope. Because you die with guilt. You just die with guilt.”
Careerist women everywhere wept; they can’t have it both ways.
And over in England, we have more women-only government positions being lined up. Because previously “Of the 22 full members of Cabinet until Monday, only three were female and none mothers.” Omg!!!11!1 we need more womenz and motherz in government for representation, because that totally matters!
http://news.sky.com/story/1301368/female-line-up-an-attempt-to-win-votes
They’re describing it as a cull on the “pale, male and stale”. Of course this is nothing to do with an election coming up…
Just drop the politeness bit and make it clear that straight, able-bodied men from the majority racial/ethnic group are the bread and butter backbone of any society, and should be more privileged by default.
Whether or not that’s “hateful” or “inequal” is frankly, irrelevant.
They’re describing it as a cull on the “pale, male and stale”.
If only there was a synonym for “competent” that rhymed with those words.
When it comes to gummint, you can add: “for sale”.
corinus: “hale”.
I tried to explain to a rather reasonable female friend that: while men and women have the same average IQ, the variance in male IQ* was much higher — a broader distribution that therefore had larger populations on both extremes.
I pointed out that we don’t pick our CEOs from the big middle, we pick them from the right side of the Bell Curve. So it’s just math that there are lot more male CEOs than female CEOs (because the population from which the selection is drawn is larger), and it’s just math that most of the low-IQ/impulsive (correlated) types who wind up in jail are male.
Her head exploded.
* How do we “fix” that? Well, a lot of it has to do with the fact that women have two X chromosomes that “average each other out” and men have only one, so they get the full force of it — for better or worse. The X chromosome seems to have a much higher (at least twice as much) expression on cognitive function as other chromosomes. So, good luck with “fixing” that.
it’s not just IQ that causes a sex disparity in CEOs. men are also more ambitious than women, and more interested in building empires and acquiring power. in fact, i’d say that the latter reasons are more relevant than the IQ explanation.
I believe the second X-chromosome in a woman is switched off completely, see here for example, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barr_body
So your theory about the variance of men’s intelligence may be right, but not the mechanism as stated I don’t think.
okay. So I guess it is dependent on when a cell gets X-inactivated during development. So maybe in the female brain, the IQ-determining cells may be a mosaic or mixture containing paternal and maternal X’s.
Men sit, by biology alone, at optimal intersection of brains and balls graph
Women who have (perceived as having) balls are behavioral outliers and come off as bitchy, cutthroat and Lil lady Macbeths because relative to other women THEY ARE
Lest we juice our women up with East German levels of synthetic testosterone biology= glass ceiling
An expert on being stigmatized, and ignored:
http://www.psychologytoday.com/experts/bella-depaulo-phd
Her credentials are impeccable.
Three books on being single, four books on being the victim of ‘liars’. Phd from Harvard back in the 70s. Those are all the dots you need to join to draw a nice picture of a hag sobbing in a cattery.
guaranteed not a single case study was a male who was successful w women.
I suspect most of the case studies are her.
Just think how unhappy the wymynz will be when we can print 3-d vaginas
http://reason.com/blog/2014/07/15/if-you-think-3d-printed-guns-freaked-peo
A Pringles can and some Flubber works just as well.
Heh, heh… if memory serves, Phillip Roth in Portnoy’s Complaint touts a hunk of liver in a wide-mouth bottle.
Or maybe it was some other YKW’s “novel” around that era.
Still shakin’ mah haid about the stuff they used to palm off on the public as literature.
It’s this kind of thinking and encouragement that leads women into the very statistic CH posted and the one beyond it (single ladies living many cats):
Read it and laugh as I did:
http://thedailylove.com/you-do-not-have-to-prove-yourself-to-anyone/
I couldn’t make it pass the first paragraph. Then I got distracted by thinking Ms Jenna needs a pearl necklace.
She looks like she is about a year or two away from becoming a full fledged chubster, but as cheestrader said, she has a few bangs left in her still.
Anytime someone uses the word “goddess” though, I have an immediate desire to crush their windpipe as it is the only suitable course of action for someone that terminally stupid.
As a soul sister to many, I often find myself being called upon for a variety of supporting reasons. Today, I got a phone call from a fellow goddess and she was in absolute disarray. She was, well, a hot mess.
A more vapid array of text could only be found in one’s morning toilet after a breakfast of Alpha-Bits.
If you think about it, doesn’t all of leftism come down to rejecting biological determinism? That’s why it’s a reactionary movement …against reality.
i had a college friend who fit this description, except she made more than 100k & she was still miserable. she was also fat & had 2 cats. (how they fail to see they are cliches never ceases to amaze me.)
i de-friended her on FB because she wouldn’t stop blaming men for her problems. she could do what was necessary to make her professional life better but refused to do what was needed to improve her personal life.
one less whining child in my newsfeed.
@Zodak: I had a reader ask me recently, what my advice would be for her to attract a “good man”. I gave her a candid and “almost certainly politically incorrect” answer
http://blog.desidaasi.com/2014/07/what-can-woman-do-to-attract-strong-man.html
Fifty years ago, this advice would have sounded pretty normal even boring, but today unfortunately, it probably sounds crazy to many women and some men even. So I expected a lot of blow back and included a poll to see how many readers agreed or disagreed with my viewpoint. I was pleasantly surprised that over 80% of the readers agreed or strongly agreed with my advice. Now I know my blog attracts certain kind of readers, but I still found that heartwarming. maybe there is some home after all.
DesiDaasi,
Wait for it….. I have to fart…
…..Ooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh……
Now, it will be your privilege and solemn duty to Detox my Buttox. I would like for you to use a turmeric essence. Also, you will have to pay a $5000 fee for the honor.
-GB
I would like for you to use a turmeric essence.
I’m glad to see you are being culturally sensitive these days, you are a true progressive GB, feminists everywhere would be proud!
Jay in DC,
Turmeric has anti-cancer properties, and also creates a lovely yellow tint on the skin. You should try it sometime.
On the other hand, GassyDaasi probably doesn’t know the first thing about cooking (Indian or otherwise), judging by her awful site. She might have to borrow turmeric from her aunt. I’d like some cumin and coriander as well, come to think of it.
Give me 150k and I’d be happier than a pig in shit . . . even if I was lying right next to him! Never mind anything else!
you don’t know until ya make that thing no matter what happens in your life you are still you
The happiest women on earth are those who do not pretend to be men.
and do not expect men to pretend to be women…
Naturam expellas furca, tamen usque recurret.
Katebuttox,
An ambitious lass…
Who aspires to have class…
Knows that my ass…
Makes lotsa gas !!!!!
The hall is rented and the audience is assembling. At 8 PM tonight, you will Detox my Buttox. Make sure Mark Minter’s bank account still has $5000 in it so you can pay the honorarium.
Hurry! The audience is gathering…
-GB
I’ve told you before,
and I’ll tell you again:
to detox your buttox
is not my yen.
Now stand aside, knave;
you’re not such a puzzle.
A troll I don’t crave;
I suggest a muzzle.
You guys make my day.
As an objective observer, I say GB is the poet, Kate the poetaster.
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Ask not what your castle can do for you, ask what you can do for your castle.
Only J.N.H. would use that word. Twice. In one month.
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Feminism = Sisyphus
Feminism = Sisyphusism
Devoted followers of Sisyphus?
I wonder what happens when Ebola or SARS mutates into something that can transmit from cat to female humans….
We have that already, although it’s not a virus. It’s called toxoplasmosis and is said to cause… wait for it …. depression!
Life is a bitch!
Hjernevask (Brainwash) is a Norwegian popular science documentary series that aired on Norwegian television in 2010. The series was produced by Harald Eia and Ole Martin Ihle, and was completed in seven episodes consisting of interviews with Norwegian and foreign researchers who have different views on the nature versus nurture debate.
“What Eia had done, was to first interview the Norwegian social scientists on issues like sexual orientation, gender roles, violence, education and race, which are heavily politicized in the Norwegian science community. Then he translated the interviews into English and took them to well-known British and American scientists like Robert Plomin, Steven Pinker, Anne Campbell, Simon Baron-Cohen, Richard Lippa, David Buss, and others, and got their comments. To say that the American and British scientists were surprised by what they heard, is an understatement.”
http://vimeo.com/19707588
http://vimeo.com/19893826
http://vimeo.com/19869748
http://vimeo.com/19921232
http://vimeo.com/19921928
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xp0yiw_hjernevask-brainwashing-in-norway-english-part-6-race_news
http://vimeo.com/19889788
Worth watching.
Thank you for this. I especially enjoyed watching the deer in headlights expressions of the so-called researchers asserting that genders’ preferences have no biological basis, and trying to refute the realists by calling their studies weak. They dipped low.
Definitely sharing these.
Though the data set is absurdly small 670, the points still seem salient. And, anecdotally I’ve found that data to be pretty accurate.
But even the married high earning women are not terribly happy either. I just attended a work function a while back and one of the consultants was a hard charging career chick. Hubby was some military dude who took a 2nd rate IT job once discharged while she was earning mad stacks for her consulting gig.
I had heard through the grapevine she liked to party while on travel and that was confirmed. I had an early morning so had to jam but there is -no- doubt in my mind I could have fucked her that night. She couldn’t have telegraphed it any more unless she went down on me under the table, and others noticed it too.
I’m always thrown into a weird mental place when this happens, which it does with some frequency in the workplace. When you are surrounded by DC careerists and happen to be one of those knuckle dragging alphas the offers come with frequency.
So do you feel sorry for the poor bastard that let his chick off the leash (or likely was never on the leash to begin with), or do you just take what is being offered without hesitation?
As a younger guy option 2 was always the play, with age comes wisdom so I’m always more twisted about this dilemma than I ever was before.
The “wisdom” being don’t shit where you eat. Makes no difference if she’ll slob your knob under the table. No piece of ass is worth your job.
I think a wife making more than her husband is a really bad dynamic. I’d rather make less and be poorer overall than be the main breadwinner.
Hah!
Without hesitation!! Always.
Fucking go for it. These chicks are begging for it.
Post details for the neophytes.
When you’re old and decrepit, these memories will sustain you.
LIFO’ed ||| tl;dr == if military dude is a righteous guy, then teach him about Game.
This whole thing is why I don’t even talk to girls close to my own age. They’re either miserable career-driven feminist harpies, or they’re happily married. There is so little middle ground, it’s not even worth exploring it.
Skip a cohort, save a civilization.
really I don’t think any bitch is really truly happy unless they get to bask in my presence
he he he
They take solace in the knowledge that they always have me to fall back on.
hehehe….
http://news.msn.com/pop-culture/female-firefighter-is-first-to-muscle-into-fdny-beefcake-calendar-1
I’ve long hoped to see a cigar-store Indian in my gay fireman porn calendar.
I must say, I found this remark most droll… but when I actually clicked on the link and saw this (ahem) gal…
I hereby declare this thread over, for we truly have a WINNAH!!!
Looks like the bitch who beat up Anthony Cumia,
This is a masterpiece, sir. Thank you.
Paraphrasing Pat Buchanan:
The poor FEMINISTS, they have declared war on nature, and now nature is extracting an awful retribution (childless overcredentialed loneliness).
Beta male endgame…..
http://www.dallasnews.com/news/metro/20140711-in-dying-act-minister-hoped-to-inspire-social-justice.ece
Seriously… wtf.
So Archie of the comics will die catching a bullet for his gay BFF, says co-CEO Jon Goldwater.
Goldwater…there’s something about that name…Italian?
Better to die catching something FOR the queer friend, rather than FROM him, n’est-ce pas?
Goldwater? Hey, tell that Kraut I don’t roll on shabbos.
Did you hear that the YKWs at Marvel Comics are having Thor undergo a sex change operation? [Or was that some kind of April Fool’s Joke in July?]
Feminism didn’t just sell men down the river. It also fucked over middle and lower class women.
I don’t known a single female whose happier being a wage slave then they are with a few kids, running chores, having coffee with other mums etc.
Feminism was a boon to underclass and working class women. In the old days, they married boring men with blue collar jobs and had to stick by them for life. These days, they have sex with exciting alphas with criminal records and use welfare to raise the resulting bastard spawn.
Feminism helped the following demographics of women:
1. lower class and lower middle class
2. overweight
3. lesbian
4. high testosterone/ambitious/aggressive/lacking in motherly instincts
I have zero empathy for women in the first two categories. Lesbians cannot willingly change into straight women, and women who are hormonally different also cannot change their situation.
The actual demographics of women that feminism screws over:
1. in the top decile of attractiveness
2. high IQ, high social class, but low testosterone and low ambition
3. conservative
obviously lesbians can be straight since almost every bitch does the lesbian experience now at least once the power of media to shape real life is huge
Women who don’t follow the natural order of things are going against the current. As a result, it will take them a lot of effort to be happy. I completely agree with you. It was just a hunch and now it is backed with research. Now that is science #$$%!
Study: The Paradox of Declining Female Happiness
“By many objective measures the lives of women in the United States have improved over the past 35 years, yet we show that measures of subjective well-being indicate that women’s happiness has declined both absolutely and relative to men. The paradox of women’s declining relative well-being is found across various datasets, measures of subjective well-being, and is pervasive across demographic groups and industrialized countries. Relative declines in female happiness have eroded a gender gap in happiness in which women in the 1970s typically reported higher subjective well-being than did men. These declines have continued and a new gender gap is emerging — one with higher subjective well-being for men.”
http://www.nber.org/papers/w14969
“Jezebel writer @morninggloria sexually objectifies herself by showing boob at biz meeting”
She must have been nervous. She forgot to wear a bra, which is tough to pull off when you only close a single button of your blouse. Also, I don’t think she’s bad looking (which makes one wonder what psychic damage caused her to end up at Jizzabel). No wonder she gets that stare of death from Robin Korth starting at 1:00!
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Love the “Cool Hand Luke” reference.