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If you plan to pursue a fast-paced, rewarding career in womanizing, you’ll want to take steps to protect yourself from crazy chicks. All you need is one wild-eyed stalker camping out at your apartment door when you get home from work to make your life exciting in the wry Chinese sense of the word.

With that in mind, reader anonYmous advises,

Couple things from my past. And things I wish I would of done better. Using a fake name. Not showing her where I live. Not letting her follow me home. Using a burner phone (I have my main cell and a lot of chicks at work have access to databases and know know way too much about a person). I dated a chick who worked at the storage vault for the county courthouse and it was the same place they stored all of the local hospitals and clinics medical records. Needless to say she knew quite a bit about me. Also, if you plan to move get a new drivers license before you move, say you lost it or whatever. Just make sure not to give them the new address. Always keep ur phone locked and dont use a SD card on ur burner phone. Also remember that newish phones can stay connected to towers while the phone is off, so pull the battery on your main phone. The govt can use gps data to “link” two phones to an owner. The other thing I would add is to save incriminating evidence. If shit hits the fan always have a mountain of evidence on chicks. I also leave my wallet at home, and throw a hundred underneath the insole of my shoe in case I get in a bind. Though 100 doesnt go very far when something comes up. But you could put a prepaid cc under ur insole too. A crazy chick will regularly go though ur pockets when ur using the bathroom or whatever. Course you can use this to your advantage and have a friend write a fake phone number and a chicks name on it on a piece of napkin or something to stoke the fire.

Sounds like a pro. This is advanced level counterintelligence. A burner phone is an obvious first line of defense against prying princesses. Building a deliverable dossier on your lovers is next level anti-snoop game. Cash only, prepaid credit cards when cash isn’t an option. Fake IDs are useful if you can find a reputable source of them, and they’re legal to own as long as you don’t use them to conduct a transaction in which a valid ID is required. Never give out your real address to a potential loon. Arrange all rendezvous at her place, or until she begins to ask why she hasn’t seen your place yet. I once boffed a woman for four months before she got within spitting distance of my neighborhood. Keep your home spare; no identifying family photos or work-related papers lying about.

Disinformation is king in a land of distrust and proto-spinster malice. Unusual secretiveness will invite probing; better to misdirect a crazy chick with layers upon layers of lies and quasi-lies. Good girls rarely need this kind of treatment because they don’t have reason to mistrust men and dig into each date’s personal files. They avoid the cock carousel lifestyle and its attendant vice. Bad girls, by dint of their predilections and intemperance, have been burned many times by assholes on the make, and have developed a keenness for snooping in the bargain. They are less naive, but they pay a price in surrendering their chance at redemptive love.

130 Responses to “Comment Of The Week: Disinformation Tintinnabulation”

  1. Murphy says:

    Now I’m scared.

    • Zombie Shane says:

      > ” Also remember that newish phones can stay connected to towers while the phone is off, so pull the battery on your main phone.”

      Walter White Game FTW.

      “You two guys are just guys. OK. Mr. White – he’s the devil. He is smarter than you, he is luckier than you. Whatever you think is supposed to happen, I’m telling you, the exact, reverse opposite of that is going to happen.”

      http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/breaking-bad-rabid-dogs-5-619076

    • Zombie Shane says:

      > “The govt can use gps data to “link” two phones to an owner.”

      This is why The Frankfurt School and all of its “Neocon” Fifth Columnists are screaming in unison that The Frankfurt School’s Mossad subsidiary, known colloquially as the NSA, should be allowed to continue the snooping.

      Even with just the “metadata”, they can figure out exactly who is “with ‘em”, and who is “agin ‘em”.

      And the day may soon come when all of us in the Dark Enlightenment will be carrying burn phones and disconnecting their batteries just to keep from being targeted by the IDF/CIA drones.

      Don’t laugh.

      This shiznat has the potential to get very, very serious, and very quickly.

      • Yes yes yes– VERY serious, VERY quickly.

        And you know why? You know why?

        It’s obvious, isn’t it?

        The Frankfurters!! It’s the Frankfurters!! In the towers! The cell phone Towers.

        Gonna gitchoo!!!

        • Jay in DC says:

          Sadly, you will always have anonymity in the internet age. In my perfect world, the NSA would work for us, not you. Which would mean we’d have your IP address, home address, name, and last known location via GPS whether your phone is off or on. Thankfully, for you, this is not reality. If the tables ever turn, which I doubt, but hope for. We will have control of the greatest spy agency the world has ever known. Which means, Zombie Shane, can come and personally kill you. That would be fun, right??

          • I’d feel SO much safer if Zombie Brain was in charge instead of the MatrixCombineBigBrotherTechnoPowers

          • thwack says:

            Which means, Zombie Shane, can come and personally kill you.
            —————————————————————————————-

            once you gotta start hunting people down and killing them you’ve already lost.

            True “fun” is getting your enemies to kill each other.

  2. Arbiter says:

    Also, never let your desire for sex lead you to surrender the level of security that you think is required. If something is off about her, but you still want to have sex with her, don’t give in. Better to leave her and have sex one less time than to let her see where you live. Learn from your mistakes before you make them.

    • Hair Slicked Back With Swag So Fresh says:

      Gut game FTW.

    • Tilikum says:

      fuck that. if you can’t outsmart a bitch then you aren’t the one that should be doing the fucking.

      christ almighty what are they (or NOT) teaching you kids? 100 years ago you never would have made it.

      • Arbiter says:

        fuck that. if you can’t outsmart a bitch then you aren’t the one that should be doing the fucking.

        Ahh, the macho response where there are never any bad consequences, only glorious victories. By the way, I thought my advice was about outsmarting a woman. A “bitch” as you say.

        I never would have made it 100 years ago? LOL I suppose you’d say the same to anonYmous and to CH, advising caution in the OP? No? Because you don’t dare.

        • Patriarch says:

          I think the point here is that in a normal situation, some SUBTLE preselection and evidence of other females is good…did she smell a hint of perfume on your bed sheets or is it just her imagination? It was a faint smell afterall. The three pack of condoms has one missing…from a previous girlfriend, right?
          The difference here is that we are talking about psycho girls who are already convinced more than likely that you’re cheating…you don’t need to endanger your life by leaving other girls panties out in her line of sight.

          • Patriarch says:

            Plausible deniability drives girls crazy.
            Tasteful preselection is pictures from past adventures, like drinks in hand at the bar with hotties.

          • Scray says:

            Boom. All of this.

          • Patriarch says:

            It’s my interpretation that less is more, and that ambiguity is the key to keeping her on edge. Too much in either direction, aloof or involvment, is predictability.
            I hardly ever talk on the phone to my girlfriend, but when I do I alternate between to the point and slightly chatty, and in no percievable pattern.
            Go days without texting, then maybe text her solid for a half an hour.
            “We won’t be able to hang out the next two weekends, helping Brandon build a shed in his backyard.”
            “At night?”
            “We have adequate lighting. We have to get it done.”

            (At 9:00pm on a Friday night)”Ooops, sorry babe, didn’t mean to call you, hit the wrong number by mistake.”
            Psychological warfare.
            Ambiguous situations allow her little paranoid brain to spin stories…
            Maintain a frame of complete obliviousness to her ensuing paranoia fueled passive agressive badgering.
            “You sure have been hanging out alot with Brandon alot lately on Saturday nights…”
            “Haha I know, right? I can’t wait for dinner, I’m starved babe” (grab her and hug her)
            She can’t get mad and she can’t out herself as being paranoid… enjoy her paranoia based 120 degree manipulation strategy in the bedroom later that evening…

    • OralC says:

      Do it in the dark so she doesnt see your dick.

  3. cortesar says:

    Is pussy that you got after having put in place a Mossad like cover up worthwhile the effort
    Do you feel somehow diminished somewhere in recesses of your being
    where your self esteem used to live ?
    Who is crazy in this story the girl or you?
    Going around driven by the obsessive desire to put your dick in every single hole including sewage one does not make you an alpha
    That is used to be called a nigga’

    • Hello Pot, my name is Kettle.

      Some guys like the thrill of the chase and enjoy the kind of undercover romp and the joys of tapping ass that was unattainable before they learned game.

      Some guys use their ability to lay women as a foundation of self-esteem. It’s not healthy but it’s nothing new. In fact, it’s quite common and understandable. Women dress well to impress other women, men talk about pussy and PUA to impress other men. Get over it.

      Going around driven by the desire to fuck other women is a biological impulse. The obsessive nature of reading this blog and other material in addition to practicing seduction is a worthwhile and thrilling endeavor.

      But, a lengthy back and forth can be circumvented with me asking this simple question.

      If you don’t like the nature of the article or the comment, then why are you commenting here to begin with?

      • bob says:

        Chasing a crazy girl is a stupid decision, and no amount of rationalisation can change that unfortunately.

        • Patriarch says:

          They’re all crazy.
          It’s just the degree of danger that each man is comfortable playing with.

        • Troubadour says:

          When I was a kid, there was this hill in my neighborhood that was steep as hell, and had gigantic jagged rocks at the bottom. Sledding down that hill was a stupid decision, but it was a RUSH. You had to jump off just in time, or you’d get hurt.

          My Psycho Chick is exactly like that.

          It is what it is. My eyes are open.

    • Arbiter says:

      A guy can’t always tell just how crazy a girl is. Even if he sees something that is strange about her, that is not uncommon and doesn’t always mean she is batshit crazy. He might want to keep seeing her for a while anyway, if they have had a good time together.

      If you are going to avoid any girl who might, might be a stalker, then you will have to stay celibate for a long time. Or you will have to get into a permanent relationship with the first decent girl who lets you, no matter how boring she is. “Finally I’m out of the dating scene!” you might say. “Away from all the craziness and doubts and conflicts and dead ends!” And away from all the fun.

      • Troubadour says:

        Which is exactly what I did, Arbiter. Safe, stable, totally in love with me, fantastic mother, and BOOOOORRRRRRING.

        • Skunk says:

          What would make her more exiting for you? Drama? The occasional cheating? Psychotic jealousy?

          • Arbiter says:

            “Drama? The occasional cheating? Psychotic jealousy?” Negative things are not the only things that make a woman exciting.

        • ( @ Y @ ) says:

          Is that the “corn & porn” high talking or are you just confused and caught up in cathedral hysteria that the mother of your children should be talkin’ Plato and livin on the xtreeeeeme edge with you?

          Don’t believe the fem-cunt hype. Chicks are ill equipped physically and mentally for that stuff. Get a dog or some male friends.

    • Scray says:

      Yeah whatever. Try getting your brains fucked out and we’ll see if you aren’t willing to “put in place a Mossad-like cover up.”

  4. Derzu Uzala says:

    Bad girls AND good ones will check all of your belongings. Your wallet, your phone, your pockets, your closet, your car. They even check the broom looking from other women’s hair. If there is something to be found, they will.
    Be prepared.

    • Arbiter says:

      Which is why I scrub my carpets to get rid of all the long hairs that will otherwise stay there for months.

      And which is why I have two log-ins on my computer, one without compromising bookmarks, documents, or saved log-in names popping up. Both log-ins have the same background and mostly the same desktop icons, just in case I would have my real log-in active when a girl comes over, so she won’t notice that I use two different ones. Only the movie archive is shared between the log-ins for convenience.

      • Dr Caveman says:

        A lot of those precautions are like a prenup. In an ideal world, you’ll never need it. But once you need it you are oh so glad you made the necessary arrangements.

        • Arbiter says:

          Yep. Or it’s like locking the door (as I always say when people think it is paranoid to take precautions, such as carrying self-defense spray). You might go years without anyone trying to open your door, and still you lock it, because of that one time that might come. Rest assured, everyone will be in at least a few emergency situations in a lifetime.

          By the way, self-defense spray (at whatever strength is legal in your country) is a good gift for a girl. If she is happy for the gift, you know you have found a girl with something in her head. If she gets upset – the kind who thinks that not owning an umbrella will prevent rain – then you know you won’t have any interesting conversations with that one.

      • Tilikum says:

        jesus christ. what are you hiding from? so what? i leave other girls shit all over the place, hair in the shower, a single earring (a personal fave, hamster crack).

        either you are full of shit or a typical emo hipster fag who is scared of his shadow. or a chick, thats still my vote. men don’t say the stupid shit you say “bro”.

        • corvinus says:

          Or a troll. I mean, two log-ins on his own da-n computer, dafuq??

          • Arbiter says:

            Anyone who does something you don’t must be a troll I guess, corvinus. “Troll! Troll!” Though I expect the only things on your desktop would be pony porn, and your only visitors are fantasy cartoon ponies, so that doesn’t matter. I do not expect for one moment that you would have an archive with pictures of women. Unless they were pics you pulled from porn sites.

          • corvinus says:

            Your brony insults aside, the point I was trying to make: in this day and age of logins and passwords, why dafuq are you letting a woman use your personal computer unsupervised?

        • Ranard Stetson says:

          Brother T I agree wholeheartedly! Several weeks ago I heard “Thank the girl who left the tampons…” from my guest bathroom. Of course, I ignored the voice’s comment! That voice has returned several times for repeat engagements.

        • Jay in DC says:

          Orca— listen up. Your first hunch was right. Arbiter is not a guy, or if he is, he is an emo faggot wanting to embrace his love of the cock. Either way, a waste of time really.

          For many years when I was swinging my junk far and wide I had a bachelor pad. This included a black leather couch. This was around the time of the platinum blonde crazy bitch. She’d shed these almost white hairs against this black couch. I left all of them there for the striking contrast.

          Any girl that came into the house saw these obvious traces of crazy all over the couch. Don’t ask, don’t tell… “I’m dating” that was all that needed to be said…

          • Tilikum says:

            ya, i know but he/she/it/shit is so damned annoying without even the pretense of good sense. i love cocky and arrogant if its sane and rational. ugh.

            i’d just hate for some poor nitwit newbie to show up and read the pablum and think its a reasoned opinion.

            i treat Scray and Immoral Gables the same way for the same reasons.

    • Retrophoebia says:

      Actually, never had this happen, although one girl did walk out and never talk to me again after seeing another’s cute love note on my fridge whiteboard, and after a couple hours of liaising at that… I dunno, maybe I’ve just been lucky or remarkably candid to begin with that it’s never come up.

      • Arbiter says:

        Now resident posers Tilikum and corvinus will no doubt call you a fag and troll for posting a cautionary tale. “Only fags are afraid of women, fag!” etc.

        • Jay in DC says:

          Don’t forget moi, Jay in DC— me looooove you long time too. You are a woman. I can smell it in your posts. So stop trying to pose as a man. You are transparent to me. If I’m wrong… send me an email w/ a pic. I’m guessing effeminate male under 30, innit?

      • FamilyMan says:

        Had you told her something contradictory, like that you had no other female friends? Did she have a normal amount of self esteem i.e. was she better than a 5?

        If the answers are “no” and “yes” then I am surprised. Otherwise I think I know why she ran away.

    • Dersu Uzala says:

      Gentlemen, jelousy suits some girls, they “suspecting” you are dating someone else is a turn on for them most of the time, BUT IF YOU BY your own actions decide this to happen, not as the result of your sloppy behavior.

      Case in point, suppose you want to keep seeing some chick but want to have a fling once in a while, well, what once was a “turn on” will become rage against you.

  5. cortesar says:

    —————————————————————————————————–
    If you don’t like the nature of the article or the comment, then why are you commenting here to begin with?
    ——————————————————————————————————–
    Are you saying that only those in the agreement with the article should comment ??
    Is this blog a religious sect?
    What exactly are you asking?

    • *sqwaaaaawk* “cortesar want a cracker.” “cortesay want a cracker” *sswhirt-ssswhurl, ssswhirt-sswhur* “I know I am but what are you?” “I know I am but what are you?” *sqwaaaaaaaawk*

    • Patriarch says:

      You’re free to comment here so long as CH is cool with it.
      We are simply curious what caused you to post. Was it smug self righteousness, giving you that “well, I told those assholes off” rush of self satisfaction or are you here to debate?

      • Arbiter says:

        Relax, he doesn’t seem like an anti, if you read his post. He just thinks you shouldn’t date crazy chicks. I disagreed in my reply, as it depends on just what sign of weirdness you are picking up, and it depends on context. But his post is hardly a radical objection to the OP.

      • Greg Eliot says:

        There’s something to be said for the satisfactions of telling you assholes off.

        LLZOOZLLZOZOZLZLZOZOZLZLZLZLZL

    • Cortesar,

      You should click reply ( it is above the person’s avatar) that way your reply will appear right under that person’s comment.

      I’m just trying to help.

  6. thwack says:

    Are you an octoroon?

    • Zombie Shane says:

      > “Are you an octoroon?”

      Is that the new “…”?

      Ellipsis Game to be replaced by Octoroon Game?

    • OralCummings says:

      No I am Catholic

    • “Octaroon” you loons.

      Jesus, you need a subway masturbator with a complete “Mandingo” bodice-buster paperback porn collection to teach you to spell. They give me a boner.

      • Jay in DC says:

        thwack doesn’t need to spell right because why? He has no need to support liberal white faggots that would be FAR happier sucking his (at least) partially ni66a dick, then teaching him to spell. You can fantasize about Mandingo all day, but when the shit gets real, you got less than 6 inches to jerk. Descended from southern Italians, I have been inbred with the Moors for centuries. This means white boys with big thick ni66a dick too.

        So just decide if you want real African descended throat gagger, or south Mediteranean, throat gagger.

      • thwack says:

        What?

        Don’t blame me, I got my spelling from white people. If white people are wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

        From Wikipedia:

        Quadroon, and the associated words

        octoroon

        and quintroon

        are terms that, historically, were applied to define the ancestry of people of mixed-race, generally of African and Caucasian ancestry, but also, within Australia, to those of Aboriginal and Caucasian ancestry. The terms were used in law and government to provide a precise code of discrimination and the determination of rights. The use of such terminology is a characteristic of hypodescent, which is the practice within a society of assigning children of mixed union to the ethnic group which is perceived by the dominant group as being subordinate.[1] The racial designations refer specifically to the number of full-blooded African ancestors, emphasizing the quantitative least, with quadroon signifying that a person has one-quarter black ancestry, etc.

    • Live-Evil says:

      lolzlolzlolzlolzlolzololzlololzololzololzolozlolozlololzolozloz

  7. Game is so on feminine terms, the lcd deign for a man to master simply to be fit for his higher pursuits. If there is still a doubt seduction science leads to civilized patriarchy, you aren’t man enough to learn Game now. What complexity! I suppose this is the dark still darkening before the dawn, or explosions, or whatever that bump in the political night shall reveal.

  8. cortesar says:

    No
    What made you think that I might be one?

  9. Cad and Bounder says:

    The first thing any chick will check is the toiletries in your bathroom for evidence that another woman has been there. Be careful with this. Even things like second toothbrushes and more than one bottle of aftershave (she will assume your lover bought it for you) are tells in their minds.

    • Arbiter says:

      Just tell her you love playing World of Warcraft. That will dispel any suspicions.

    • Skunk says:

      I’m confused…..I thought someone playing game WANTED evidence of other chicks around, for pre-selection purposes?

      • corvinus says:

        Somebody get this fellow a beer, posthaste.

        • Arbiter says:

          Ah, corvinus once again showing he knows nothing about dating women. It’s all about “I don’t need to be afraid of women like you trollfags!” right?

      • Arbiter says:

        Skunk, pre-selection is about showing a woman that you have other women chasing you. It is not about showing her that she is just a number in a line of women you sleep with and then ditch. With at least 90 percent of women, that will not get you laid.

      • Scray says:

        Not hard evidence. Just……stuff that could make her wonder. Again, if you have to choose between NOTHING and “hard evidence,” yeah, hard evidence is better. However, you want to tantalize her with the prospect of being a sought-after man while at the same time letting her think she’s ‘tamed’ you. Seems like that’s the golden mean for relationship pussy.

  10. OralCummings says:

    A tad OT–but maybe not–but I wanted to comment on the tweet re the rich white lady getting offed by some negro down in Jamaica mon! They said,with a straight face mind you, that she was trying to help the buck get off drugs. Yeah. da black man finds himself a white wimmens with a bottomless bank account and the first thing that comes to mind is,”Now is the time to get off drugs”?? LOL! (Reminds me of Lloyd Bridges in Airplane,”I picked a bad time to kick heroin…” )

    • thwack says:

      Rich white lady running a “spa?”

      Who goes to these “spas?”

      Exactlty, other old rich white ladies.

      Might be a disgruntled employee if you know what I mean?

      “ya see this? This is called a newspaper. I read it because its entertaining; you won’t let me read it, so you entertain me with some of your bullshit”

  11. Hammer of Love says:

    Remember guys, ” sexy ” comes in all sizes ….. Lolz, lolz ……

    http://www.bizpacreview.com/2013/12/28/plus-size-double-chinned-barbie-sparking-controversial-debate-90732

    • Arbiter says:

      I saw that one. Typical leftism. Setting high standards for people to achieve is evil and “hurts their self-esteem”. Apparently self-esteem is something you should get by lying about what you are right now, not by improving so that you have some real accomplishment to base it on.

      This is all about the foundation of socialism (Marxism, social democrats, or “liberals” in the U.S.) : to bribe people by telling them they don’t need to make an effort, and providing excuses for their failure by painting others as oppressors. “The beauty industry want you to think that being slim is beautiful so they can sell diets!” (By that logic, that beauty ideals don’t come from tens of thousands of years of evolution but from capitalist ads, shouldn’t McDonald’s and the rest of the fast-food industry be able to convince people that being fat is beautiful? They have a whole lot more money than diet businesses, and they have been around longer.)

  12. Uncle Elmer says:

    I have had wild-eyed stalkers camp outside my Encorpea cubicle. It’s unnerving. Must be my gabardines and executive-style hairdo.

    Yeah, you gotta tell em you took a month off to help your elderly parents, not about the trip you actually took to Cambodia. That really makes them blow fuses. Probably don’t want to tell your co-dudes either, as word usually gets around when you do that, despite protestations of comraderie.

  13. Mr. P says:

    Will logic and being upfront do anything to stop these crazy chicks, or does logic simply not apply?

    If I had to guess logic doesn’t stand a chance against bipolar or borderline women haha.

    Seeing, dating, fucking, crazy chicks is the easiest way to get a false rape accusation btw…

  14. earl says:

    All that work just to have a crack at a crazy chick? Witness protection probably has an easier time keeping you hidden.

    • colombian guy says:

      problem is you dont know the chick is crazy until it is too late. better to be safe than sorry.

  15. Grim says:

    Why do women need a team of advisors on MSM to know to do normal things like actually lift weights while in the gym instead of texting your fuck buddies the entire time?

    • Arbiter says:

      Unfortunately they don’t like to lift weights, no. Too much work. Instead they do yoga and convince themselves that it means “harmony between spirit and mind and body”. I heard exactly that line from my date yesterday. I refused to let it go and asked how exactly bending your arms a certain way puts your “spirit” in contact with your body more than it already is, and what research she based that on.

      I also told her that yoga is something women do because they don’t want to do real exercise, and because they want to be part of the herd instead of working out alone, and because it is fashionable, and because it is non-Western so then they convince themselves it is deeper and more mysterious. Even back in ancient Rome a physician wrote, “Romans will try any remedy provided it comes with a foreign name.”

      Yeah, you can imagine how the date went. But I can’t abide hippie talk. I’m seeing two other girls, one who is analytical and one who won’t give many opinions in either direction. So I can afford ditching the herd animals. Pity though, she is actually a good cook.

      • colombian guy says:

        it happens all the time. and when you ask them why they dont do those physically intense variations of yoga, they always have a lame excuse.

      • FamilyMan says:

        What’s her payoff from lifting weights? She doesn’t even get big muscles. I lifted a while, then decided I didn’t care for the muscles and was never able to lose the weight back. Maybe she prefers yoga. *shrug*

        The Chinese are not renowned for being stupid, and there is some sort of energy that they call “chi” for which we lack scientific measurement equipment. This lack does not establish that chi does not exist.

        That’s analytically correct by the way.

        • Live-Evil says:

          You’re smart, replace whites with chinks and the world will be better

        • The Chinese also believe a lot of stuff that is not true such as taking pills made out of rhinoceros will make your dick bigger.

          Chinese medecine is for the most part superstitions. A few things here there do work but most of it is superstitions.

          And about that “Chi” thing, last March I met this woman who is into Qi-gong, on our second date she took me to a wooden area ( for privacy) near a river and told me she would show me what it is all about. I played along just for fun, for about 10 minutes.

          as she was telling me what to do , what position to assume and what this chi energy was she told me stuff that is not too crazy but still completely ridiculous such as ; I had to keep my tongue to the roof of my mouth the whole time that I was moving my arms in a way that was ( supposedly) expelling the bad energy from my body

          why the hell would keeping my tongue to the roof of my mouth do anything? that is ridiculous

          but here is where it became completely crazy as certifiably insane;

          she told me that I had to keep my anus tightly closed the whole time otherwise the good energy would leave my body!

          I have to type this again

          as we were doing the Qi Gong moves she told me I had to keep my anus tightly closed otherwise the good energy would escape my body

          think about it,

          your tongue much touch the roof of your mouth while you keep your anus tightly closed otherwise the good energy will escape your body…

          wow…just wow…

          How can anyone believe in that?

          so anyway I burst out laughing and told her that my anus is always closed tightly unless I’m farting or having a bowel movement, if it were not I would have to wear diapers all the time

          and then I asked her: “would not keeping it tight keep farts inside? then farts are that precious magical energy the Chinese call Chi ?

          she was not amused

          Sorry but a lot of stuff from China is completely absurd and does not make any sense at all.

          Now are you keeping your anus tight as you are thinking of your reply to me? would not want that good energy to be wasted!!!

          • FamilyMan says:

            “wow…just wow…”
            hehe you said it all.

          • FamilyMan says:

            “she told me that I had to keep my anus tightly closed the whole time otherwise the good energy would leave my body!”

            never heard that one before, can’t comment more than that, not politely anyway. Indeed the styles I know of favor being anchored and allowing energy to flow in and out. Not trapping whatever energy is flowing thru your shit, lol.

            The tongue on the roof of the mouth makes sense in the context of specific energy pathways and effects. Think acupuncture, you can tell me it doesn’t work but you can find lots of testimonials that it does.

            But the sphincter one sounds strange.

        • Grim says:

          Retarded comment. No time to explain on mobile. Resistance training best for both sexes. Makes Girls thin and firm. Duh.

        • Hugh G. Rection says:

          The Chinese are not renowned for being stupid, and there is some sort of energy that they call “chi” for which we lack scientific measurement equipment. This lack does not establish that chi does not exist.

          Of course not, that’s not how science works. Doesn’t mean it’s real, either.

      • thwack says:

        Yoga works when you understand the concept and what brought it into being. Most people are too lazy to do the study part because it usually means a lot of reading.

        For example, understanding the 7 Chakras gives you a vocabulary to communicate with your own body. This may not seem like a big deal but all of the esoteric arts were worked out a long time ago when people had lots of time to think without distraction.

        Who gets to do that anymore?

        They did. They worked out a lot of connections and although all the poseurs are annoying, yoga is no joke.

        “I refused to let it go and asked how exactly bending your arms a certain way puts your “spirit” in contact with your body more than it already is, and what research she based that on.”

        Bingo, that what you do, grill the shit outta em and you will find them getting mad because they are embaressed they don’t have the answer. People want credit for doing stuff they don’t understand,

        and,

        and,

        They want YOU to cosign on it.

        Women are rediculous.

      • Jay in DC says:

        Blah blah blah— Arbiter– I tire of you. Reveal yourself as you have only 2 options right now. Are you a soft male, or a woman? Nothing you’ve said ever here, gives any other choice. XX or XY— Make a fucking choice so we can at least know your angle…. thank you.

  16. It’s not counterintelligence. It’s Operations Security. Know the difference.

  17. Tilikum says:

    going head to head with a crazy alpha broad is the fucking best. hot as fuck lipstick lesbians are the holy grail of crazy. tough as nails, and haven’t ever met a man strong enough (or are A widows), and once you put em in a psychological headlock, fuck me. what a rush.

    Its so addictive that you can ruin it for yourself and relationships with normal broads. boring.

    • Arbiter says:

      “hot as fuck lipstick lesbians”? I can see you have been watching Sex And the City. In reality, three quarters of homosexual women (no, I won’t say “lesbians” as I don’t let teevee affect me) are obese, and almost none of the rest are attractive either. And even if you did meet one who was “hot as fuck”, I strongly doubt you would be meeting more in that category.

      “and haven’t ever met a man strong enough, and once you put em in a psychological headlock, fuck me, what a rush.” Ah, your greatness means that homosexual women fall for you and are turned straight. Riiight. Funny reading though. I see it goes perfectly with your preaching in this thread that only fags take any precautions with any women. You da man, so the women all fall for you no matter what, even the homosexual women, who happen to look like what you see on TV.

      • corvinus says:

        They do exist. I know a couple.

      • Scray says:

        Incorrect. One of the hottest women I’ve ever seen in real life was a lesbian.

        With regard to the Super PUA turning a gay woman straight…meh. Not saying shit like that hasn’t happened EVER, but ya….highly suspect.

      • Tilikum says:

        clearly you don’t get out much.

        serious question, you aren’t American are you?

      • Jay in DC says:

        Hey, you know what? I called you onto the carpet up above about your gender. This was a mistake based on this comment. You are transparent now to me. You are XX all day long, and this comment solidifies it. So my advice to you is what? Stop with your gender neutral bullshit here. You ARE a woman, as you have revealed. Own your gender or basically FUCK OFF for being a poser.

  18. Rick250 says:

    What about hippy chicks? They seem crazy in their own special way, but not slutty. Anyone ever gamed one? Some are pretty hot..chatted one up that was nude on a dock i swam to this summer..she had a big hairy bush-awesome body tho-very relaxed.

    Joke: What is the difference between a hockey player and a hippy chick?
    Hockey player has the urge to change after 3 periods.

  19. Balrog says:

    Hopefully this doesn’t get locked in moderation. A question of disrespect: a girlfriend (5 months into the relationship) says, right to your face, she’d sleep with X celebrity. She even goes as far as saying (quasi tongue in cheek but maybe she’s legitimately too dumb to know it’s wrong) that if that celebrity walked in she’d “say see ya bye bye (to you) and go shag the celeb”.

    She also randomly said she’d sleep with Jack Nicholson “out of curiosity, to see what the fuss is about”.

    I muttered something like “classy”, but the shameless whoredom of the comments irked me. Am I being a little bitch, or is a reprimand justified

    Sometimes I hesitate at the tenuous boundary between reprimanding an LTR girlfriend and holding my tongue to avoid sounding butthurt.

    • Rick250 says:

      Great question…I like your reply ‘classy’.
      Another good one is while they are blabbing on about it say: ‘i gotta take a shit’.

    • FamilyMan says:

      I think my ex gf was like that. Really into movie stars. I took it because I thought those guys were so fucking awesome and above me. But what do you know, I left this gf a few years later.

      I’d consider it a danger sign. Not in terms of what she thinks about you, but about her quality in general. Her self esteem. Why does she so look up to these fictitious characters who are famous because they are put on screen pretending to be other people?

      I think you are being quite reasonable to dislike it and react as much or little as you choose to that dislike — not that you need my approval!

    • V says:

      OCR!! one cok rule!

      see ya bye bye lady

    • Mel Gibson says:

      My gf sometimes makes random comments about how she thinks a certain actor/musician/celeb is “hot” or if “(X celebrity) ever came along, I’d have to leave you.” Never about fucking them. As always, it’s a shit test to get a rise out of me. I find it hilarious. The new Superman guy is her main topic. There are a few ways to respond that always work for me:

      1) It’s clearly dumb and pointless, so respond as if she just said something absurd like “I took a big shit today!” or “My hair is brown! Tee-hee.” You say “neat” or “cool” with a flat tone, or “Oh yeah?” with a hint of condescension. Here, you make her feel stupid without actually calling her stupid.

      2) If she brings up someone like say the new Superman I’ll say “Yeah, Amy Adams is pretty hot in that movie” and just throw it back at her. Bonus if you point out a specific moment in the movie where she looks really hot – “She was rocking that blue dress.” Here you make her jealous.

      3) If you want to nuke the vagina, say something like “Good – he can deal with your shit. I’ll be a free man” or “He can have your bratty ass.” Of course, don’t say this with a mean tone, more like you’re talking to your little sister. Smirk. Here you show your abundance mentality.

      The key is to not act butthurt and say something gay like “I’m better looking than him!” or “I bet he has a small dick!” You’re qualifying yourself to a guy she’ll never meet.

      The point is to show you don’t give a fuck what she says about stupid shit. This is actually funny to you.

    • Mike says:

      This happened in Goodfellas when Joe Pesci’s date said she found Sammy Davis Jr to be sexy. He went nuts iirc, but then again he was a psychopath. I would let it go, women say crazy shit all the time

    • LongLostFriend says:

      With amused mastery, raise an eyebrow and simply state, “It would take a movie star to get you away from me? I’m flattered! Me? I’d drop YOU in a heartbeat for [insert her best friend or sister’s name here].”

  20. Manic Beta says:

    This is just too much work. OCD for the risk adverse. I say cram the crazy broads with reckless abandon and sin boldly. If the NWO black bags me to Area 51, it will only be so their best minds may study my glorious, goo-shooting rod.

    • FamilyMan says:

      Yes, I dated before the information age reached this level, but I’d probably keep the ideas in my mental bag of tricks for use as and if needed, that’s all.

  21. Always keep a Benjamin hidden on you unless you’re dead broke. It’ll get you out a lot of jams that’ll cost more than $100.

  22. […] If you plan to pursue a fast-paced, rewarding career in womanizing, you’ll want to take steps to protect yourself from crazy chicks.  […]

  23. Walt Nawalt says:

    Perhaps OT, but given taking care of safety, any experience with the crazy re-tap? Though I’m older and my ex is more narcisisst/BPD than psychotic…and it’s complicated by two kids for whom at least I didn’t get the ass rape though she tried. Lotsa femi-crazy texts and talk about shared parenting together which I blow out of the water due to their my boys and will be raised by actual masculinity thanks to the red pill….I’ve been aloof and terse though every couple of weeks, she initiates contacts, prolly due to her cycle. I’d love to re-tap and then laugh at her aging ass…Crazy revenge game must be one for the Valhalla if it exits…

    • FamilyMan says:

      I cannot think of a worse idea. You’ve done the impossible and gotten custody of your boys.

      Don’t touch that again and put that at risk. I don’t know what kind of risk, but I wouldn’t be 100% sure that there’s no risk, and that’s enough. That chapter of your life is over.

  24. tspark156 says:

    “Why haven’t/won’t/don’t you (insert earache topic here)?”

    “It’s complicated.”

  25. Live-Evil says:

    We live in the worst time in history for paranoid schizophrenics

    No longer are their delusions mere defects of an anomalous brain
    In fact, they have every reason be paranoid- spying wives, spying girlfriends, spying government, spying media, spying corporations, spying Internet, spying schools, spying satellites, spying televisions, spying books, spying friends, spying family

    So on and so on………..

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