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I Got A Tattoo

What’s the opposite of Jante Law? Jerkboy Law!

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74 Responses to “I Got A Tattoo”

  1. Steve Johnson says:

    Where’s your tattoo?

    Why come you don’t have a tattoo?

    • KillerQ says:

      Gay.

    • Zombie Shane says:

      WHOA!!!

      Check out the propaganda & the battle plans with which The Frankfurt School is equipping its droids for the Thanksgiving Day War:

      http://minx.cc/?post=345232

      “We’ve all got a crazy uncle we love. He might not even technically be an uncle — it’s not something the family likes to get into — but he’s there at Thanksgiving every year just the same, getting heavy handed with the 1.5-liter wine bottle, insisting on calling the dog ‘bitch,’ starting with off-color jokes that made people uncomfortable even before the country ‘evolved’ and finishing with a tea party-inspired screed about the Kenyan in the White House. We’ll call him Uncle Hank…

      Those plans were terrible anyway — high deductibles, no hospital coverage, dropped you if you got sick, etc. It wasn’t insurance if you actually needed it. Cite an example from a family member here who’s gotten screwed by an insurer. Shouldn’t be hard to find…”

  2. Is it on your ankle or your lower back?

  3. Edwin Calais says:

    Because looking like one, dressing like one, and acting like one was not enough! – (The Call of the Tatted Slut).

    • There are exactly zero white females aged 25-42 in the USA who have less than 2 tattoos. The tramp stamp, of course, and usually the ankle/foot as well. One must use South Americans if one wants the last real women on earth. They often don’t have tattoos and still act feminine with sweet female voices.

  4. Modern Primitive says:

    From the “related” link, is it possible to be simultaneously stunned that a paper could be retracted from the scientific community and yet not at all surprised?

    The Cathedral analogy is incredibly apt. The church of leftism is silencing dissent. Is the 20th/21st century a new dark age?

    • eyeslevel says:

      “Is the 20th/21st century a new dark age?” The psychological warfare we’re being subjected to is an attack on the soul. It’s worse than anything the Mongols did.

  5. Troubadour says:

    He got it tattooed on the head of his cock, so chicks who are about to receive the gift of his seed appreciate how not equal they are before they take a load in the eyes.

    I think I’ll get a tattoo too:

    http://www.abcteach.com/free/m/mathsymbolsgreaterthanbnw.jpg

  6. Rum says:

    If the fuckers can too easily understand it, yur tatoo is a stumble and a failure

    The mother of Sir Winston Leonard Fucking Churchill had a tatoo of some kind of deadly viper inked around her dainty left wrist. She had total control over what a guy saw, according to her sleave-trickery.

    • Nicole says:

      I agree. There are many symbols of the Divine Masculine for a person to choose from. One should double the impact by picking from one’s ancestral traditions, rather than opt for something genderless…Although, this symbol could be interpreted as a double Fa/Fehu bindrune.

  7. FTM says:

    This is brilliantly simple. LIke the Apple logo for the real talk movement.

    • “Real Talk”: People patting each other on the back for echoing angry, simplistic solutions; always involving return of fantasized privilege and a lost golden age for themselves.

      Real Talk 2: If things are so rough, maybe it’s because you’re just not as good as you thought, whineybitches.

      • Jay in DC says:

        You are the ubah masta beta of lefty snark yourself so commenting about others talk is rather comical to me. You offer nothing of value whatsoever to almost every discussion you “contribute” to. This is very apropos actually as most lefty cunts couldn’t come up with an original idea to save their miserable lives. Simply parroting what other, greater minds, have thought of before.

      • Arbiter says:

        LOL Nice try, subway boy. Now go back to sociology class where you can learn how to be a good homosexual.

  8. Scray says:

    So……

    ….anyone ever watch “Closer?”

    Something seems pretty red pill about Clive Owen’s character.

    • RP says:

      Getting back with a cheating whore isn’t red pill, though I must admit his revenge part was awesome. I am stealing the “I slept with your gf” for those who dare to challenge me.

    • Scray says:

      Yes, but Larry, unlike Dan, seems to harbor no illusions about women. In fact, he uses that to his advantage to obliterate Dan the Romantic. Larry accepts women for what they are, which is why he wins. Dan has an idealized view of them, which is why he loses everything.

  9. TRG says:

    Refers to negging?

  10. Rreot says:

    LOL

    Heartiste, I was browsing yet another female instagram account.

    Then I stroke me – she is basically attentionwhoring, showing off her body over the internet. She is also 7,5/10 but also few 9/10 as well catalyze their egos over da interwebz.

    Are tattoos general sign of sluttiness in female populace?
    Is there correlation between tattoos and sluttiness?

    I do think so.

  11. earl says:

    This must mean you are promiscuous and that your body alone isn’t attracting the attention of others anymore.

    Still I like it.

  12. earl says:

    Also the other big tell I get from ladies…on their “lifestyle”.

    That BB somebody shoots into their nose.

  13. Female tattoos are one of the greatest gifts bestowed upon mankind; one can instantly assess both a female’s propensity to bang you 3 hours later and a female’s worthiness as a long term mate/wife by simply asking her if she has any tattoos, possibly asking her to show you them, and asking her if she plans to get any.

    Of course, the ones who answer “no, if I had any, no, and no” are rare indeed.

    • Troubadour says:

      Just before I discovered game, I went to get my bill of lading signed in the normal course of making a delivery. I sized up the gas station cashier, and she was bangable, but someone who would eventually become too fat. As I was making this assessment, I noticed her scratching at the tattoo on her arm.

      “New ink?”

      “Yeah, it itches like hell.”

      “That’s a nice tat.”

      “You think so? It goes all the way around to the back.” She looks around for a moment contemplating whether to do it or not, then pulls her shirt over her head, and stands there in a bra showing me the fish thing tattooed on her back.

      I could see the position on that chess board, and I KNEW there was a move to play that get my cock buried in one of her holes in short order, but I had no fucking idea how to play it.

      Plus I was genuinely really busy and had somewhere to go. Sigh. Never saw that chick again. For some unimaginable reason, perhaps having something to do with the camera she was standing under, she was apparently no longer employed there the next time I went back.

    • cynthia says:

      I’ve got one, but I made sure it doesn’t show in normal clothes, I don’t flash it around, and I sure don’t fuck guys three hours after meeting them. I know plenty of hard-core female Churchians (the “virgins until marriage” bunch) who’ve gotten serious ink, and a more pious, self-righteous group of people you couldn’t have the misfortune to meet.

      I’m not saying sluts don’t get tattoos, but it’s mistaking correlation for causation.

      Lots of girls are sluts. Lots of girls get tattoos. Only sluts gets tattoos. That’s just bad logic right there.

      • Greg Eliot says:

        Why was I NOT surprised that you had been marked…

        GET… THEE… TO… A… NUNNERY!

        • cynthia says:

          You really think nunneries stopped slutty girls from getting their slut on, back in the day? And I’m not a slut, so.

          • Nobody says:

            I’m always amazed at the amount of fear women display at being labeled a slut…
            It never gets old.

          • Patriarch says:

            Whoops…didn’t change my name back to good old oppressive Patriarch…

  14. About Jante Law. Isn’t it fascinating that the very first rule listed happens also to be one of the axioms of the Chateau? “You’re not to think you are anything special.” Just like it is quintessentially Beta/Feminist to regard yourself as a special unique snowflake. I guess the difference is in how the two worldviews evaluate the Alpha lifestyle. Jante-ites will say that hierarchies are wicked illusions which must be deconstructed. Chateau followers will say that hierarchies are inevitable but that being a leader requires action from individuals. But both camps would agree that there is nothing particularly special or admirable about simply existing.

    • corvinus says:

      I’ll vouch for the equalism inherent in Jante Law. Anybody else here think that Danish women all seem like dykes?

    • SFG says:

      Actually Jante Law refers to Danish small towns, which are probably more conservative, especially back when the book was written.

      The thing no righty wants to admit is that socialism works, if you can do it with only white people. The thing no lefty wants to admit is that socialism only works if you can do it with only white people.

      • peppermint says:

        You mean like in Russia, et al?

        It’s worked for a generation at most in small-scale White communites. And that’s the best record it has.

  15. maurice says:

    tatoos = poor judgment, poor impulse control, poor future-time orientation. Also a sign of social decay and decadence – the recrudescence.of primitive behaviors and markers in affluent society as inverted social signaling. It used to be just Hells Angels and death-row inmates that had tats – now suburban 15-year-olds get them at the mall.

    • thwack says:

      maurice

      tatoos = poor judgment, poor impulse control, poor future-time orientation.
      —————————————————————————————————-

      adding color to your skin = a crude attempt to get in touch with your inner negro child.

      • Gro Haila says:

        Like, really, thwack. Really?

        Wow … just … wow.

      • paddy says:

        Explains my self-hatred – the rest of me that is white can’t stand the inner negro child! Though I do like fried okra, mmm mmm…

        • thwack says:

          You guys need to stop fighting your inner negro child. Follow the logic.

          If tattoos (contamination by color) = poor judgment, poor impulse control, poor future-time orientation. A sign of social decay and decadence – the recrudescence.of primitive behaviors and markers…

          and black people (contaminated by color) = poor judgment, poor impulse control, poor future-time orientation. A sign of social decay and decadence – the recrudescence.of primitive behaviors and markers…

          then white people who get tattoos = ?

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIaj7FNHnjQ

          • maurice says:

            This is idiotic- you quote my comment but totally wrongly, deliberately and obviously so. if you behave like a dumbass troll people will treat you as such and eventually ignore everything you post. Fair warning.

          • thwack says:

            if you behave like a dumbass troll people will treat you as such and eventually ignore everything you post. Fair warning.
            —————————————————————————————-

            Why so serious Batman?

          • maurice says:

            bend over, Robin.

      • Oral says:

        What the–my inner negro child just ran off with my iPhone! Damn!

      • haunted trilobite says:

        I really think you’re onto something thwack. Unrelated to colour, I’ve heard people who’ve always disliked their bodies, report that a tattoo helps them to feel more in control and like they’ve taken ownership of it. The UFC guys are murder for it, and it’s quite suspect

    • Amy says:

      I think tattoos of any kind are completely unfeminine. But it seems to be one of those things men always say they can’t stand on women, yet tolerate in practice.

      [CH: if the girl has a sexy bod, even the grumpiest men will overlook it if their dicks are dangling inches from vajhalla. but men are more careful about committing long term to tatted tarts. tattoos are a sign of predilection to infidelity. this isn’t just idle speculation. studies have found a connection between tats and sluttiness in women.]

      • Wolfie65 says:

        ‘Tolerate’ is exactly right.
        We have no choice.
        Can’t really recall the last time I met an *attractive* woman under 50 without ink.

        • SFG says:

          Probably got something to do with attention whoring–I’ve banged a lot of nerdgirls, and they often lack tattoos.

  16. Risky Business says:

    Lol, awesome

  17. NEETHipster says:

    I wants a bumper-sticker like that, but it has to be magnetic, so I can remove it when my vehicle is unattended.

  18. Albert says:

    The main villain from Deathwish 3 beat you to it.

  19. cynthia says:

    It’s weird. When I was still in the AF, I didn’t know a single person under the age of 35 who didn’t have at least one tattoo, male or female. Both sexes considered it sexy. Was that just the environment?

    (I only saw one exception to that; we had a hard 9 in our squadron who had Day of the Day-style tattoos across both arms, legs, and upper chest. Those just creeped everyone out. Other than that, though, it’s a pretty accepted/expected thing.)

    • Greg Eliot says:

      Actually, no… it’s not expected, and although many won’t say anything outright, it’s not as accepted as you fools think… especially in many occupational areas, you’re limiting your future options severely.

      However, due to the immense capacity of Christian forgiveness, you will be accepted at the nunnery… get thee hence!

      • cynthia says:

        From what I’ve seen, it really varies by region and occupation.

        (And yes? In the current military? Almost everyone has tattoos, and nobody cares)

      • SFG says:

        Everyone knows that’s a Shakespearean euphemism for brothel, right?

  20. The Wolfsangel might look even better.

  21. Mr.C says:

    Tattoos AND Piercings; now what you almost certainly have there is not only a slut, but a slut that has and will do anal etc.

  22. VRW says:

    Scoresman got a tattoo!

  23. Surely the Wolfsangel would have worked just as well.

  24. Reservoir Tip says:

    Ahead of you on this one, CH. I’ve been wearing this as a pin on my backpack since high school.

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