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Commenter James notices a pattern, and it looks suspiciously like a hamster’s roan coat:
every sicilian or italian I’ve known has claimed their family has mob connections. just like every black guy is a producer and its every stripper’s first day. its all bullshit.
What’s the NUMBER ONE lie you will hear from single, upper middle class girls?
“I don’t normally do this.”
Da runner-up Comment of the Week winner is…. wait for it… loolzzllolzlzol… GBFM!
yes in my psychology class in college the essay question was, “What is the dark triad?”
so i thougought
and hinked baout it
and thought some more
and thinked and theought
and thought and thought
it hit me
The Dark Triad is
big black lotsasoaz cockaksks
and his two ballz! (count dem 1 2!!!)
and I proved it too:
2 balls + 1 cockas = 3 = triad
for some reason da ididiton asshole teahcerz made a mistake
and gave me
and as a ruestlt result i have been considered unemployable
i would lve love kov e love to be
where i could take a shot of epsresso
for every shot i served
Punctuation and spelling left untouched. You don’t mess with perfection.