Blogfly Whiskey has taken his fair share of lumps from the alt-sphere commentariat for his view that white women universally swoon for black cock and for his… ahem… Scots-Irish sensibilities. But this comment he left over at Sailer’s contains more than a grain of truth.
Here’s the mechanism. Guys being funny get chicks. Girls being funny get … well maybe just maybe fame. But say an ugly girl who is a stand-up comedian won’t pull as many hot guys as an ugly guy who has the same level of success. Because men value looks while women value fame and social dominance more.
Russell Brand is (to my male eyes) one ugly dude who looks like an ape and is not in particularly good shape; nevertheless women go nuts for him, because he’s famous and considered funny and socially dominant (by abusing social taboos and being cruel to old guys — women generally find cruelty arousing in a socially dominant way).
The “funny-to-fuck” theory is likely true, and we don’t really need to read a study to determine that. Just go outside and socialize in mixed groups for a few times each month. Funny chicks get as much male attention as their looks command (which is to say, their humor generation capability is irrelevant to their mating success). But funny dudes will, if their humor isn’t overly-deprecating, often clean up with the ladies, regardless of their own looks. The reason for this illustrates another core game concept: chicks dig male status, dominance and personality as much as, or more than, they dig male looks. Men, on the other hand, dig beauty first and foremost, and a woman’s comedic timing, however it might make a man laugh, won’t stir his schnitzel if she’s a dog.
Since women don’t see a benefit from humor in the competition to attract men, their sex, on average when compared to men, has not evolved a strong cortical humor module. Women are better equipped to appreciate humor than they are to produce humor.
(As usual for the feminist-impaired, I will note here that the fact of male humor superiority does not mean no funny women exist. I have known a few funny chicks in my life. There are just a lot fewer funny girls than there are funny boys, and within that select group, the funniest funny men are a LOT funnier than the funniest funny women.)
The more insightful and scandalizing assertion made by Whiskey is the connection he draws between male humor and male cruelty, the two of which often travel hand in hand. Anyone who goes to stand-up shows a lot knows that the best male comics are sometimes relentlessly cruel, either to the invisible characters populating their anecdotes, or to hecklers in the crowd. And when they are cruel, merciless sadists, the women in the audience are laughing their pedestaled asses off.
The darkest truths of female nature are so dark that they are rarely broached in free-thinking underground subcultures, let alone polite, straitjacketed society. And one of those darkest of truths is the dispiriting observation that women become sexually aroused by men who expertly wield the soulkilling shiv of sadism.
Of course, style matters. You can’t just go around pointing and laughing at bums and expect dates to jump your bones. (Although, if I were pressed to judge competing strategies, I would say that your chances of banging a hottie after a date are better if she’s watched you mock a bum than if you gave her a bouquet of flowers when you picked her up.)
Cruelty that is delivered with supreme confidence, bemused detachment, and eviscerating precision is catnip to women’s kitties. Glib male cruelty says “I have so much power and self-assurance that I can freely shit in the faces of losers and foes without appearing insecure”. It is the mischievous cruelty of the Joker that makes women swoon. Despite themselves, women will get turned on by the masterful application of cruelty toward lesser men (and women!), because cruelty, almost in a league of its own, flaunts dominance. Male dominance is to women as female beauty is to men: it’s irresistible.
I say “despite themselves”, because women will hardly ever admit to such crass cravings. In the face of your cruelty to others, she’ll pout and feign a morally indignant pose and wag a finger and beg you to show mercy and pretend to be put off but in the final calculation the seismic ripples of her pussy will speak louder than any words coming from her mouth.
You think I jest?
Me: Sweetcheeks, look. That bum just winked at you. He wants to take you back to his cardboard box. [waving at bum] Hi, bum!
Her: [struggling to conceal a grin] Shh, stop that. Stop waving. You’re horrible.
Me: You want to take a bus? Forget it. [nodding in direction of obese woman] She ate it.
Her: [looking heavenward] Oh my god, I can’t believe you just said that.
Me: I hope it wasn’t a school bus. Think of the children.
Her: [smiling] Why are you being so mean?
Me: You ever date a really fat man and compare boob sizes?
Her: Jesus. [laughing] You’re not winning any points.
Me: Would you be with a man who could fill out your bra if he had a million dollars?
Her: I sometimes wonder why I’m with you.
Me: The huge prehensile cock.
Her: Oh yeah. [kiss]
Me: [looking over at girl in wheelchair] Would it be rape if she can’t feel anyting down there?
Her: [facepalm] Are you SERIOUSLY going to be like this tonight?
Me: You mean, like the bastard you love?
Her: No, like the immature boy I definitely do not love.
Me: Don’t make me pull your ponytail.
Her: I can’t stay mad at you, can I?
Me: The perfect lover: black cock, white looks, asian flexibility. Waddaya think?
Her: I think you’re being racist.
Me: You know what black girls call me? Colonist.
Her: More like COLON-ist.
Me: Wow. That was. So. Funny.
Her: Shut up.
TRIUMPHAL SEX
***
Sugar and spice and everything nice?
NO.
Tingles and wetness and everything alpha.
The above snippets are far from the cruelest a man can be, but you get the idea. And, generally, the crueler you are, as long as you are confidently cruel and don’t back away from it when she huffs and puffs, the sexier you will be to her. Sure, women are generally the overtly nicer sex and won’t make a habit of ridiculing the weak and degenerate, but WOW JUST WOW can they appreciate the sadistic streak in men.
The way it will usually go down is like this: You revel in your cruelty. She reacts with manufactured disapproval, often stifling laughter. Her vagina moistens. A wave of hidden shame releases a continuous flow of blood to her vaginal walls, maintaining her in a semi-aroused state all day long. Later that night, the floodgates open and you slip in like a lubed eel.
And a thousand ancient dictums are proved right once again.
Yup. Good advice.this works.
Anytime she says “O MY GAWD I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT!” you’re good to go
And slaps your arm.
“O MY GAWD I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT!” she said as she took my lostsas cockas outta her mouth and slapped herself withit lzzololzolzolzol
“Nice Guys Don’t Get Laid”
I saw that on a bumper sticker somewhere, (on my car)
Well, if you don’t want to write that book your fans are urging you to, you can always do stand up.
Blogfly Whiskey has taken his fair share of lumps from the alt-sphere commentariat … But this comment he left over at Sailer’s contains more than a grain of truth
DAMN GLAD to see whisky FINALLY giving Sailer some new ideas to swipe.
My biggest fear is to marry a chick, essentially pay full price for something that some fucker got for free one lonely drunken night or one slutty vacation long ago.
That’s why they have hymens, AvidReader. Before you “buy”, check between her legs.
Off Topic but for any undecided voters out there. Obama advice.
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/obama-marriage-whatever-she-tells-200624645.html
I never met a leftist who was the true leader of his household.
The few traditional alphas (like strong posture and body language…) that I met who were leftist also happened to be notorious cuckolds.
Case in point… Sharia Game in action:
“Egypt’s First ‘Sex-Slave’ Marriage,” by Raymond Ibrahim, 5 Jul 2012
http://www.raymondibrahim.com/11952/egypt-sex-slave-marriage
Watch, Our America-hating, man-bashing feminists with be silent but all wet and tingly about this.
“Owner-Husband.” Now that’s more like iIt!
no doubt.
recall the words of feminazi congresswoman Patty Murray a decade ago that Osama bin Laden is popular in poor countries because he helped pay for schools, roads and even day care centers. (BS, but BS she actually believed)
I guess that’s why feminists never vehemently criticize Muslims
BDSM marriage? At least both parties have agreed on what they’re getting into.
Haha. Like it or not, I got more respect for these fuckers than for whitey.
They still got balls when it comes to women, and I’m sure it won’t change, the West showed them that freeing women is a dumbfuck idea.
I’ve wondered in the past when we would start seeing manosphere denizens talk about moving to the muslim world. I always figured it would be after Roosh exhausted all the pro-male countries outside the Middle East. Maybe that day has come.
Truer words seldom spoken.
Vox Day
Award-Winning Cruelty Artist
I’ll just call this the Tucker Max rule and leave it at that.
How can you maintain self-respect after merciless mockery of people who don’t hit you first?
The bitchier a woman is, the more she likes being fucked senseless. In fact, the bitchiness comes from her not being fucked properly – and she knows it.
When she complains about men not being able to keep up with her – she is really asking for a man to ignore her bitchiness and teach her a lesson by fucking her good – so she can feel normal again.
Contrary to popular and politically correct belief, sociopathy (in men) is fucking sexy.
When I am my most evil they tend to be the most wet. This is true.
Remember, it’s about GETTING AWAY WITH THE MURDER. Not the murder itself, not the rules, not how cool your method of slaying it is. It’s the getting away with it.
Limitation is stimulation you crimepussies
All the more reason not to be a white knoght and step in to “protect” a bitch if she is being abused by her boyfreind. You may wind up in the hospital looking at bill$ out the ass,pain,rehab and job loss…while she is fucking that guys brains out later that night!!!!!
Question: I know a very sweet,nice,kind beautiful mexican girl(you know how some latinas can be;not all are squat Indians!!) She is very invested in the idea that she is good. She has,in fact,a fantastic way about bher and is the golden girl the older women adore. Now…would this shit work on someone like HER….??
Women are women
Actually, watching that movie for the first time was probably what sent me in the direction of the man-/gameosphere in the first place.
Still the best documentation of alpha body language available to the masses.
Not only do I dig
your multiple avatars
but it’s really weird:
I just watched that movie for the first time last nite.
Laughed my ass off
coulda been funnier, though
This is one aspect of “game” that i can safely say i will not take part in.
If it means passing up the primest of the prime pussy, at least i can say i did it with a clear conscience.
Talking shit to strangers to impress a woman is for feral negroes.
“Talking shit to strangers to impress a woman is for feral negroes.”
Now, that is a line that will get any girl going. Use it.
It didn’t sound like CH said anything about talking directly to strangers. It is dumb to start trouble with people for no good reason.
Besides, there is karma…
This time, I would have to say, at best, that your mileage might vary. Two incidents spring to mind, a girl who loved me (she said so much later,
while cuddling after sex) for going to much trouble – while driving –
dodging a hedgehog that was already obviously dead.
Years later, married to a different woman, I get nasty with a clerk
and liquor store for not figuring out the price of a magazine
(it had prices in several currencies, and as we were in the US,
it took very little brains to pick the USD price). And wife blasted
me for being snarly to the clerk.
Now, I don’t doubt that cruelty can work in certain situations, and
with catty women, but I would suggest as a working hypethesis that
a) Stay away from being cruel to those who are in a poor position
to defend themselves – any victory is hollow. This applies double
to animals.
b) probably OK to be cruel to catty women who can be seen as
competition, especially if they are hot, but MAKE SURE thay
are not related to or friends with the woman you are with.
c) Possibly OK to be cruel to men who challenge you first,
or who are truly obnoxious. But it could backfire. Stern
talking down (remember YOU are in charge, YOU are
the schoolmaster) is much safer.
Thor
If a women, especially a wife, has lost all respect for you, a display of alphaness on your behalf will enrage her, not impress her.
Case in point, it was reported that the reason Katie Holmes divorced Tom Cruise was because of the magazine cover that he appeared on recently. You know the one? All tattooed up and being groped by 2 skinny hot blondes?
That pic was alpha man, but the effect it had on Katie Holmes was to enrage her, not impress her. Relationships will turn women evil over time. Its super hard for a man to remain true Alpha 24-7, even for Tom Cruise, apparently.
I dare say that’s what happened to you in this situation. Its happened to me too before: when a woman has pussy-whipped you so severely, and out of the blue you make a demonstration of power and dominance, she will be enraged for some reason.
“Even for Tom Cruise?” Come on, you can’t tell me you seriously find Tom Cruise alpha? Even after 25 years of fame he still comes across as creepy and insecure.
Well, I’ve never met Tom Cruise, but in the book ‘The Game’, Style portrays Tom Cruise as the ultimate alpha. Now, I don’t know what the real situation is, but I’m at loathe to buy into the feminist mainstream media’s mythology of him being gay/creepy
The mainstream media has never suggested Tom Cruise if gay. He is a great actor and very powerful in Hollywood. I don’t see why a gay man can’t be alpha.
Tom Cruise probably is an alpha gay man – if this article is true, he probably made Beckham his b*tch:
http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/359281/20120703/tom-cruise-david-beckhan-divorce-katie-holmes.htm
“Hey, isn’t that fudge packer Tom Cruise???”
– Mr. Garrison, “South Park”
Feminists and the mainstream media hate him for a reason. I think maybe he is just too macho, too politically incorrect (but silently) and pulls it all off too well. They hate him for it. He seems transparent to me, and I feel sorry for him.
Maybe it has something to do with the fact that Tom Cruise is likely gay and Katie is still a relatively young woman.
I tend to agree. No matter how alpha you are, relationships generally become pretty evil and poisoned over time. I wonder if there is such a thing as an alpha female; one who always has her way with alpha males…kind of like Cleopatra.
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Getting snippy with a clerk ain’t dominant.
Something tells me the less-confident of people are going to take this as a technique while failing to let it ooze out of an established mindset.
The result? Crash. And. Burn.
Like any pick-up scenario, the young lady will throw a jab (insult) or a curveball (get up and leave), and you’ll be left wondering why it doesn’t “work.”
For your own sake, develop a confident mindset. Realize you can say almost anything to a woman, so long you have frame. But don’t make the mistake of not calibrating your statements to 1) the woman you’re with, and 2) your own personality.
Last [type]: Handling Disrespect: Man Up! Edition
you know who’s racist… WOMEN
While I was walking to the bar last night, I just happened to pass by a table with two guys and a girl (good looking, young). One man was latino. Drunk. He said to the girl, “I can punch you in the face, I can choke you”. The way her face lit up with a look of amazement and curiosity and fear as she looked at him right after he said that is something I almost wish I could forget. I heard her date tell the guy he needed to leave as I walked out of earshot.
Sad from an altruistic viewpoint but true. My wifes only complaint is I can be an asshole sometimes. Son’s inhereted it, hotties orbit around them.
SouthTX, I have noticed that my wife likes it when I show a bit of mongrel (as we say in Australia). I think they like you to be able to stand up for yourself at least sometimes, presumably because it suggests you can protect them too.
I don’t believe in being unkind to weak people, but I have had good, surprised reactions when I have told people who badly need to be told to fuck off, to fuck off. When my wife is around, I mean.
I heard white guys have bigger dicks than blacks on average
I hope you heard right, but I think you may have a verb problem.
The cruel things he said were laced with humour, though. I don’t know how cruel yet sober comments would go down with them (i.e. “I’m happy that infant is dying from cancer”).
Furthermore, he said confidence is needed with the cruelty. If the cruelty were a turn-on it would constitute an improvement by itself. A good-looking shy man still has an edge over the ugly shy man, and a successful shy man has an edge on an unwealthy shy man. Does a cruel shy man have an edge over a humane shy man?
Beautiful women are high maintenance. But it’s the beauty, not the high maintenance, that attracts men. The maintenance is simply a byproduct of the beauty. Likwise, a fearless man is more likely to be cruel. This isn’t a personal opinion, but a fact: sociopaths have lower fear levels. A woman who gets the fearless man is likely to get a relatively cruel, or at ruthless, one too. Gnomesayin’?
It may be that woman laugh away the cruel jokes and what have you to prevent their moral antennae twitching around and ruining a relationship with a man they find sexy.
I might be saying all this because I hope women aren’t as depraved as this guy’s argument would suggest. It might be that the last remnants of idealism within me needs teh removal. Evolution would seemingly favour the cruel man over the mellow one because a man who relishes harming people would approach battle with more enthusiasm than a man who fights but doesn’t want to. And a woman attracted to the former would benefit.
Depends. In a small, communal society, cruelty will annoy people and decrease your fitness. In a large, chaotic one, it will improve your fitness because the person you screwed isn’t likely to run into you again.
This is probably a major influence on ethnic personality traits, I suspect.
Cruelty is also a costly signalling mechanism.
As you say, cruelty annoys people and decreases your fitness. Peacock tails attract predators and decrease the male’s fitness. Both are attractive to females, because only the finest specimen of man can afford to maintain such a costly display.
Idealism is beta.
Couldn’t have said it better myself. Idealism is for blind chumps.
You’ve always had a soft spot for Whiskey. Kind of like I have for Jerry.
How the hell do game bloggers remember their convos so accurately?
Thanks for the validation, I used to think that some of the stuff that worked for me was an aberration. Sadly, it just comes naturally but I would say that it always happens when I am having fun with no regard to the consequences of the contact or to the relationship.
Maybe that is what makes this seem so hard for guys to get started. When we were sales training we would always tell the recruits to have fun and disregard the fact that they needed to make a deal for money.
A lot of the bloggers in the PUA community talk about the discipline, numbers, mentality and techniques. What we found in sales training is that when your head is right, everything mentioned is just reinforcement and sharpening the skill set. Yet, this first step is the hardest. Not the first approach which everyone falsely considers the first step, but the enjoyment for its own sake. Every situation becomes a first time free of the regrets of the past, not a matter of moving on after a loss. This is true outcome independence.
I’ll take it a step further: nothing turns a mother on more than a father or step-father who abuses their kids.*
It was this way in my family. My parents will be celebrating 50 years and my dad almost killed me at least twice and left me with permanent damage to my body by refusing to give me meds for my chronic illness. This says something.
* Women will deny this to the end, but y’all know the rules around here: never listen to what women say, watch what they do. See above where it says “50 years.”
Would say that it was less the Alpha effect and more Stockholm syndrome. Probably works better for females as strength and dominance are triggers, but your mom probably shows more PTSD than the “glow” of an Alpha’s mate.
BTW: Abusers are usually the most pathetic betas. They are narcissists with impulse control in love with their own self hate. Want to get even; make him look bad publicly, in front of family. I have seen some try to kill themselves when subjected to this. Tell everyone he knows what he did, never stop.
“Her: I sometimes wonder why I’m with you.
Me: The huge prehensile cock.
Her: Oh yeah. [kiss]”
A biology or anthropology major, eh? I don’t know too many slampieces who would otherwise have “prehensile” in their lexicon.
Off topic but…. the Girls In Yoga Pants site you tweeted about has a downloader virus on it (Blackhole Toolkit specifically). Anybody who went there and didn’t have an active anti-virus program should scan their computers.
The elephant in the room is not that cruelty turns women on (even though it does) but rather that cruelty per se never seems to turn them off. And that manifesting the opposite of cruel-ness is so unproductive of pussy. We are talking about your mother, BTW.
To enter the reality of the female hind-brain, first turn off all of the lights and then kill the guard-dogs.
1. Women say they want a guy with a “sense of humor”
2. A popular theory of humor is that people laugh when it makes them feel superior to others
3. Only guys with confidence and high social status can be superior and make jokes at the expense of others (and get away with it)
4. “I want a guy with a sense of humor” = I WANT AN ALPHA MALE.
I just invited a girl out to a bar for a game of marry/fuck/kill…
“Nice find…”
Better find… http://spinnerasses.tumblr.com/
More, ah, urbane than urban
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: men are naturally evil for the same reason peacocks have big tails.
Cruelty is a sign of high testosterone. The more testosterone a boy receives in the womb the less empathy he has, and the more likely he is to grow up being cruel to others.
Low empathy does not equal cruel. It is more being indifferent to people with whom one feels no natural empathy. I have a very low empathy quotient, but I am not cruel.
, hohoho, go to oprah’s blog will you?
be cruel to your loved one, watch her swoon. . .
The more you love her., the more cruel you must be; this is a hurtful fact but a fact nonetheless and no amount of programming can change that fact
I don’t see being cruel, especially to weak people, as something to encourage in myself. I know perfectly well what you mean about being “cruel” to one’s girlfriend or wife. And, yes, it does work a lot of the time. It is only one tool in the toolbox though.
Look, I am not a boy scout. Nor is my wife a girl guide. When we were courting, she asked me to take her down to the shores of a lake near town after dark and smack her around.
I wish women would stop claiming that they don’t get off on this kind of thing.
I do get you,.But it is more of just showing a tinge of cruelty even if you are not being cruel to the man himself, The point is this is a mere exhibition of fact. and like it or not women are attracted to cruelty. I would have fun teasing around with fatties with my girl, but not really as far as to harm someone physically (except if its a foe or self defense). The example CH gave above is a good example. He didn’t really harm anyone verbally or physically.
I don’t agree that cruelty is attractive. I think women admire someone that is just, but when crossed can mete out punishment.
Also, with strangers they would rather a guy joke with a store clerk and make him/her smile than upset him/her. (Remember how women like humor?)